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Linoline
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This scammer has been trying to convince Anna to love him for a few months now, but I didn't really have enough time to play with him yet. Now I have and he wants to marry Anna.... of course, she promised to send a phone and financial support, but only to her future husband, so he kinda had no choice. Laughing
A month ago he delivered this tropy. He had to make it to prove he's not fake. Anna sent him a birthday present afterwards, but that (a $500,- amazon card and a lovely note from her) got lost in the (regular, not tracked) mail. How unfortunate.

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Anna and her friend had quite the quarrel about that. It was like preschool, pointing fingers who's to blame, until finally Anna decided to fall in love with this lovely lad.

Here's his proposal video

>>>VIDEO<<<

I'll post some chat from the last few days soon, but until then, enjoy this enormous gesture of romance Laughing

(and if I name my thread after an ABBA song this time, it's only fair to call the lad Benny, his name is too easy to google I think and we don't want him to find us here)

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thats solid gold, right there. I love that he topped a coleus for you. I hope he planted the top when he was done, or else his gift to you is a metaphor for death and withering!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just scrolled back and our initial contact was on March 4. Looks like I kept him on the hook for 3,5 months without much effort yet. Let's make the next few months a little more memorable.

Monday June 10
Benny: Are you doing
Anna: I'm sad
how are you
Benny: Iโ€™m fine and why are you sad
Anna: Because you called me a lier and then you call me love and now I don't know what to think anymore
Benny: I just have to let it go
Anna: what did you have to let go?
Benny: The o stuff
Anna: o stuff?
Benny: The stuff of you sending me something I did not get
Anna: Still nothing?
Benny: Yes
Anna: strange
Benny: I guess to you
Anna: yes
Benny: Just forget it
The birthday is just 3days ahead
Anna: Yes, I know
Benny: Okay

Tuesday June 11
Anna: What's wrong with your hair?
Benny: Nothing
Anna: You posted that you missed it

Wednesday June 12
Anna: HI
Benny: Hello
Anna: How are you?
Benny: Iโ€™m fine and you ?
Anna: I'm ok.
Benny: Planning a party?
Benny: I donโ€™t have money The money I was expecting was the one you wanted to send
Anna: That's sad. Don't your friends plan something for you?
Benny: It my day Iโ€™m to celebrate for them
Anna: I understand
Benny: That it
So what do you have in mine
Anna: I don't know
Benny: Maybe yo can get me one card today
Anna: I don't think so. You've been mean to me and you didn't even want to be with me anymore. I told you I will only support my husband from now on financially. If I have one
Benny: No I need it please just to support me
Anna: You are not my husband
Benny: Really
Anna: Yes really
Or did I miss something and are you?
Benny: I donโ€™t no what to say
Anna: ok
Benny: But I need your help
Anna: You're not my husband. Not even my fiancee
A few days ago you even told me the most horrible things
Benny: It okay
Anna: is it? I don't think it's ok to do that
Benny: What do you want me to say
You donโ€™t want to help so
Anna: You don't even like me so why would I
Benny: I do but it like you are not really in love
Anna: I'm scared
Benny: Of what
Anna: of you, because you say you like me now and a few days ago you hated me. I'm afraid of being hurt again
Benny: You hurt me too
Anna: I didn't. It's not my fault that the mail in Africa doesn't work as well as it does here

Thursday June 13
Anna: Happy birthday ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽˆ
Benny: Scared of what
Anna: I told you. Scared of being hurt again
And i wished you a happy birthday
Benny: Thanks
Anna: You're welcome. Hope you have a nice day

Friday June 14
Benny: Yeah
Anna: That's great. What did you do?
Benny: Nothing
Anna: You weren't online most of the day so I thought maybe you were celebrating with friends or family
Benny: I was sleeping
Anna: Ok, then you started your new year well rested
How are you today?
Benny: Fine thank you
Anna: I missed you
Benny: Really
Wow this is the first romantic word you have use on me since I know you
Anna: Seriously?
Benny: Yes
Anna: Sorry
I told you I'm scared of being hurt
Benny: Him and you still donโ€™t feel my love for how long
Anna: Him who?
Benny: You***
Anna: I don't know what your intentions are exactly and I don't really have the most best experience with relationships
So maybe I'm just not very good at this
Benny: That why you always have doubt
Anna: I know
It's not like I want it to be like this
Benny: Then ?
Anna: then what?
Benny: What what do you want it like
Anna: I want to be able to trust again
Benny: Then you have to start making things right and believe
Anna: believe in what exactly?
Benny: In love
Anna: I want that
Benny: If you want love truly
You have to show it out
Anna: So I"m going to walk through the city with a sign around my neck saying "I want love"
Benny: No you have to show me you really love me
Anna: Do you?
Benny: Yes I do
Anna: And what are your intentions?
Benny: Getting married with you
Anna: Wow, really? You never told me that
Benny: I did but you keep saying you donโ€™t want to get married again
Anna: oh, that's right
I just didn't find the right man for marriage
Benny: You fine me but you are not ready
Anna: I want to be, but you didn't propose yet
Benny: Why will I propose when I have not seen you
Not even on cam or even voice call
Anna: hmm. you know I have phobia's I wish I could
but you can make a video for me
Benny: I can make a video
You have to do that
Anna: No I can't
I don't really like the panic attacks that come along with it
Benny: Then the best of all is to visit eachother
Anna: Ok, you're welcome to come over any time
Benny: You are not ready
You have the money
So come because me i donโ€™t have money
Anna: I'm not traveling to Africa. And it's not really very chivalrous to ask that of a woman
Benny: Then what will you do for me to come to you in Liverpool
Anna: Nothing right now because you're not yet my intended husband
Benny: Oo then tell me who the person is ?
Anna: Nobody
Benny: but you said you didn't want to propose
Anna: Well it depends on you
Benny: If I will do that I have to see you or make a video with you online
Anna: I just told you I can't do that
Benny: Then when you Been love and you are ready you let me no
Anna: what do you mean?
Benny: When you needed for marriage you tell me
Anna: I want to, and I thought you wanted that as well. Guess I'm just stupid for thinking I can trust you
Benny: Anna you are not serious
Anna: I am
Benny: Because all my plans are not working all you want is you one ways (... how sad he's a bit too obvious about his scamming)
Anna: what's your plan?
Benny: My plans are since you canโ€™t come to africa then send me to Liverpool
That is what I want to do
Anna: but I told you before that I will only send financial support to my husband or intended husband
Benny: So how will you do such when you donโ€™t even have trust
Anna: A leap of faith
Benny: Then how long will it take you to no I want to b your husband
Anna: that depends on you
Benny: How ?
Anna: I told you already
but you refused
Benny: That Iโ€™m doing everything to make it happen now before someone in you contact will take you away from me
Anna: I told you I need to see you propose, that's all
Benny: Hmmmm
Proposer how
Anna: Usually a proposal is done on one knee, dressed nicely, holding a ring, but I don't expect you to have a ring, so some flowers will do. It's supposed to be romantic and you ask your beloved if she wants to marry you and tell her what you have to offer as a man.
Benny: Something Iโ€™m doing when Iโ€™m not seeing you how is that possible
Anna: I told you, you can make a video of it
Benny: Mtcheeew
Okay
Anna: what's that?
Benny: When it time I will
Anna: ok
I love you anyway
Benny: Wow love you too

Anna: Hi
Benny: hello
Anna: How is your evening?
Benny: fine and yours
Anna: It's ok
Benny: that cool
Anna: What have you been doing

Saturday June 15
Benny: Doing great
Anna: I asked what not how, but I'm glad you're doing good
Benny: Yes
Anna: You're up early
Benny: Yes
Anna: Mr grumpy this morning?
Have some coffee. It'll make you feel more better
Benny: Thanks
Send it to me
Anna: Haha don't you have coffee over there?
Benny: We have

Sunday June 16
Anna: ๐Ÿ˜” thought you loved me but you don't even want to talk anymore.
Bye
Benny: How and do you care to ask my reasons
Anna: What's your reasons?
Benny: Beverage you donโ€™t love me
Anna: Have you been drinking?
Benny: No
Anna: Then I don't understand
Benny: Because you donโ€™t love me
Anna: I told you I do. We had such nice conversations on Friday but after I told you that I love you you hardly spoke to me anymore
Benny: I thought about you
Then I felt you donโ€™t love me
Anna: Hmm
I don't like that thought
Benny: Because you want me to do you propose when you are not there it some how
Anna: I can't promise to marry you without proposal. It's only normal
And I said that I will only financially support my husband or intended husband

Monday June 17
Benny: Okay
But you will do me a favour you will also send me a written note telling me you love me with my name and your name
Anna: Sure
Benny: Do it
Anna: working on it, just a minute please
Benny: Okay
Anna: <sent the note he asked for>
Benny: I will see that later not nown
Anna: And you wanted me to send it now
Really nice that you don't even take the time to look at it
Benny: Iโ€™m in the bus ๐ŸšŒ
Anna: You can look at a picture anywhere
Benny: Okay I just want to tell I will
Anna: fine
Where are you going?
Benny: Yes
Iโ€™m going to another state in Nigeria
Anna: Why?
Benny: I want to do some things there
Anna: Like what dear?
Benny: My school certificate
Anna: Why is that in another state?
Benny: That where the head office is located
Anna: Ok. What state is it?
Benny: Sokoto
Anna: I just looked at the map. It's at the other side of the country!
Benny: No
It the northern part
Anna: And you live in Lagos right?
Benny: Yes I left very early this morning
Anna: When will you be home? Please be careful
Benny: It two days journey
Anna: Seriously?
So you'll be back tomorrow
Benny: No I will get there tomorrow
Anna: Oh, 2 days one way and 2 days back?
Why didn't you tell me you were going?
Benny: Yes dear
Anna: Hello
Benny: hi
How are you
Anna: I'm ok. How are you?
And where?
Benny: Iโ€™m in a hotel now getting ready for tomorrow movement
Anna: Can you show me where you are? I want to be sure you're comfortable
Benny: Yes
<pictures of a room that's definitely not a hotel>
Anna: Oh hi handsome
That's looking like a nice place

Tuesday June 18
Anna: Have a nice day. Hope you have a safe trip
Benny: Yes Iโ€™m in the bus now
Anna: Is it a comfortable one?
Benny: Yes
Anna: Ah there you are. I've been worried. Did you arrive safely?
Benny: Yes deat
Anna: You must be tired
Benny: Yes dear
How are you
Anna: I'm ok. Just glad that you arrived safely
Benny: WhAt are you doing
Anna: I was just watching some tv
Benny: Okay
Anna: Are you in a hotel again or with family?
Benny: Hotel
Anna: Is it a nice one?
Benny: Yes
Anna: Did you get the chance to look at the picture I sent you yesterday?
Benny: Just about to now
Anna: ok
Benny: Yeah it nice
Anna: nice?
just nice?
And lovely
I love it
Anna: Ah, that sounds more better
Benny: Yeah

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you are using an ABBA theme, might I suggest he can be a Dancing Queen?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a thing for music so lately I try to name my baits after songs. And since this lad has been begging Anna for a chance to love him, it seemed fitting. But it's a good idea. Maybe I should try to get a lad to perform that some day

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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wednesday June 19
[/color=blue]Anna: Hi
[/color]Benny: Good morning
How are you
Anna: I'm fine. Are you traveling again today?
Benny: No
Anna: Oh, good , so you can rest a bit
Benny: Yes dear
What are you doing noe
Noe
Now
Anna: I'm at the office working
Benny: Okay
Have you eaten
?
Anna: Yes I have. Sorry it's a bit busy today
Benny: Okay
I want you to be texting me every morning of the day love text on my number
Anna: funny
Benny: It not funny
Morning and night
Anna: ok
But you can as well
Benny: Yes text me your number
<Benny's number>
Anna: it's my boss's number, you can text me here
this is all mine
Benny: Then you text me on my number
Anna: I told you my boss pays for my phone. I'm not allowed to just text everybody with it
I will text you here
Benny: Okay
Buy im doing tbis to know if yoi truly love me
Like you claim
Anna: Of course I do, the way of texting has nothing to do with that.
Benny: It has just to know of you have me in mind
Anna: I have you in mind always
Benny: Do it
Anna: no. I don't want to lose my job
Benny: Here
Anna: ok

Anna: Honey i need that text again
Benny: Buy i want you to keep the pen by yhe side
Anna: Why would you want that?
Benny: I love it
Anna: I was looking for it, but I think the note is in my desk at work

Thursday June 20
Anna: Good morning
How are you
Benny: I did not get your text this morning and last night
Anna: Yes you did
I said good morning an hour ago
And I said hi when I came home from work yesterday
Benny: Is that all you have to text me i need romatic text
Anna: Did you?
You just started ignoring me yesterday
Benny: No i was sleeping
Anna: You just fall asleep while we're chatting
Romantic
Benny: We did not
Anna: How do you call it then
Benny: It just normal
Anna: I don't think so
Must be some hormonal imbalance or something
Benny: If that what you call it
Anna: Don't know
I don't like it when you suddenly start ignoring me
Benny: Hmm
Im not
Anna: Yesterday you did
Benny: Really im sorry
Anna: Ok
Benny: Yes
Dear i need new phone
Anna: I thought yours is fixed
Benny: Yes but the battery is given me issues
Anna: What kind of phone do you have?
Benny: Iphone
Anna: What kind?
Benny: 6s+
Anna: Oh you'll definitely need a new one
Benny: Yes
Like iphone xmas
Anna: If you were my husband I'd get one for you
Benny: So you mean in not your husband?
Anna: Did you propose yet?
Benny: That mean you have some one else
Anna: I don't honey. You're the only one for me
Benny: So why are you telling me that im not your husband
Anna: Because you didn't purpose yet so I didn't get a chance to accept
Benny: The problem is that i dont have money for flawers
Anna: Seriously....
I'll pay them back. How romantic a proposal where I even have to pay my own flowers...
Benny: Flowers**
Anna: Or you go out in the field and find them that's free
Benny: I will do that now
Anna: Nice
Later
Benny: <the proposal video>
Anna: Oh honey that's so sweet.
Much later
Anna: Good evening honey, I'm going to sleep. I missed you
Benny: Thanks
Anna: oh hey there you are, where have you been today?

Friday June 21
Benny: Have been busy
Anna: Are you home again
Benny: Good morning.
How are you ?
Anna: I'm ok. Are you still traveling or back home now?
Benny: Im not back
Anna: So where are you then?
Benny: My hotel
I did not get answer to my proposer
Anna: Of course I'll marry you honey
do you have a nice hotel over there?
Benny: Yes
Anna: ok
Benny: Yea
later
Benny: Where are you?
Anna: I'm home honey

Saturday June 22
Anna: Where are you?
Benny: Same
How are you
And how was your night9
Anna: It was ok. I missed you yesterday
Benny: Ooo really
Anna: Yes
Benny: That lovely
Anna: It wasn't, because you were online but didn't send me a message
Benny: Oo but it not showing me that you ate online
Anna: I did send you messages
Benny: Im sorry
Anna: When will you be home again
Benny: So now you aspect to marrybme what atr the step you will take now
For now i dont know
Anna: I'll be taking with my pastor tomorrow
Benny: O really that nicev
And what are you expecting from your pastor
Anna: I want to ask him for his blessings for our marriage
Benny: Okay
Same here
Now you accepted to marry me
What about the things i ask you
Anna: I'll take care of it like I promised. But I really want to talk to my pastor tomorrow. It's important to me
Benny: Okay
I pray things go well tomorrow
Anna: He's very nice man so don't worry
Benny: When will you be going home?
I dont know for now im done with some clearance
Anna: I don't understand. Thought you were just picking up some documents
Benny: Im still waiting for letter from the head office
Anna: So they make you travel so far and don't even have it ready when you arrive?
That's bad
Benny: Yes
Anna: And now you don't know when you can go home
Benny: Yes dear
Yeah

Benny: Hello
Anna: Good evening honey
Benny: How are you
And how is work ?
Anna: I'm not writing today
Benny: Y
Anna: Working I mean. Sorry. Messenger changed the word
I'm not working today
Benny: Yeah
Anna: Did you have a nice day
Benny: Yes it was fun
And you
Anna: It was ok, but I keep thinking it's much more nicer of you'd be here with me as well
Benny: I always pray for that
Anna: Me too
Benny: This is something that you
are the one delaying it
Anna: No I'm not
I told you tomorrow I'll talk to my pastor about it
Benny: Yes that why i said it no my fault
Anna: Not mine either
I want it to be perfect this time
Benny: No problem i will wait
You are ready
Anna: I am ready. I just want to be sure to do everything the right way this time
I want this marriage to be good and forever
Benny: Yes same too
Why is it that is the pastor that will conclude
Anna: What do you mean?
Benny: Why is it that it the pastor we are waitinf for
Anna: I need to be sure that God approves of this so I really need to talk to him
Benny: Okau
Anna: Do you want children honey?
Benny: Yes.but if you dont no problem i will do anything for you
Just to show how much i love you
Anna: That's sweet. How many do you want
Benny: Up to 3
One boy
2 girls
Anna: Wow. If they look like you I'm ok with that
Benny: Reall
Really
You love my look and yiu have not upload my picture
Anna: What do you mean?
Benny: Like yell your friends about me
Anna: I told many people about you
Benny: Ok
Anna: Goodnight honey

Sunday June 23
In the middle of the night
Benny: Good night
Anna: Why were you not sleeping
Benny: I went to pee theb
Anna: Charming
Hope you slept well
Benny: Yes dearie
And you
Later
Benny: Im worried all day
You have not been online
Anna: I was in church and went home with a friend afterwards
My pastor wants to contact you himself. Do you mind me giving him your email address?
Benny: Do you have my email?
Anna: <lad's email>
That's it right?
Benny: Yes dear
Anna: Ok. Ill give it to him
Benny: Im surprise you have my email
Benny: So now i dont have data
I need itunes card
Anna: You gave me your email a long time ago, remember we exchanged a few messages on hangouts a while ago
Benny: Yes
That true
Anna: I gave him your email address. I hope he'll contact you soon
Benny: Okay dear
Baby i need card
Anna: I know honey
I'm actually not supposed to tell you this yet, reverend Grayham wanted to tell you himself
the church is going to send you money soon for you to come to England
Benny: Tell me what
Anna: But please don't tell anyone that I said that ok?
Benny: Okay
But is that true
Anna: Yes it is
Benny: Okay
Let see if it will not look like my birthday
Anna: It won't
Benny: Pray so
So have you eaten today
Anna: Yes I have
Benny: Are you still not on your way home?
Anna: No
How long do you need to stay there?
Benny: I dont yet
Anna: I don't like it that you're so far away from home
Benny: Me too im tired
Anna: I know
Benny: Yes
Anna: wish you were here with me now
Benny: It all what we are plaining for
But this one you are always wishing i guess it still far for prepartion
Anna: what do you mean?
Benny: Preparetion
Anna: Yes that part I understand but what is still far?
Benny: Like you dont know when im coming to england
Anna: Not exactly, but soon
Benny: Soon should have date
Anna: And you're not even home now so how do you expect to come to England when you're somewhere far away from anything now
Benny: But soon should not stoo you from sending me card
Stop
Anna: hmm
Do you still not appreciate what I do for us?
Benny: I di
I do
Put i need it to answer pastor on my email
Talk to me

Sister Dave to Benny wrote:
Dear brother Benny

I hope it is ok for me to call you this. Please let me introduce myself. I am Sister Dave, secretary to reverend Greenham of the Eater church in Liverpool. Reverend Greenham wants you and Sister Anna in preparation for your marriage to fill the form that is attached to this email. Please print it, write your answers elaborately and send a scanned copy back to me as soon as possible.
Sister Anna already filled out her form this morning after the service so reverend Greenham hopes to receive yours soon as well.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave


Monday June 24
Benny: Baby
Anna: Why
Benny: Where have you been ?
Anna: nowhere
I just didn't want to talk
Benny: And you dont even want to talk to me
Anna: you weren't being nice
Benny: How do you want to start
Anna: At first by you stopping to ask for cards all the time. It's annoying
Cards hold bad memories for me now
Benny: Hmmmm but you have not tell me anything like that before it okay i will
Anna: It got us in this huge fight before and I don't like it.
Okay
Anna: You know I will take care of you coming here, I promised
Benny: Okay just cant waiy
Wait
I have not heard from the rev fathere
Anna: Really?
Dave, his secretary told me she contacted you yesterday
Benny: I have not gotten any thing like that
Anna: I'll ask her to send it to you again
Benny: Im going true it now
Anna: so you did receive it?
Benny: Yes dear
Anna: Ok
Benny: Yes i'm filling the form now
Yes dear have you fill yours
later
Benny: Honey i have send it back to them
Anna: Wow that was quick
Benny: Yeah
Where you
And have call her to ask if she as seen the stuff
Anna: I'm still at work. Going home soon but I'll send her a message when I'm home
Benny: Okay
Later
Anna: where are you?
Benny: Im here
Anna: Missed you
Benny: Thanks
Have you call her if she to confirm
My mail
Anna: I've sent her a message and she told me she'd reply to you today
Benny: But she got the message?
Anna: Yes she got your message
Benny: Okay dear
So how are you
Anna: I'm ok
how are you?
Benny: Im fine
So the form i fill today was very intresting
Anna: How so?
I filled it as well yesterday
Benny: Yeah because it all about question about house
Us
*
Anna: Of course. it's for wedding preparation. Would be weird if it would be about other people
Benny: Why do you think so
Anna: because I'm going to marry you and not some random guy
Benny: Yes
Just pray my dream come true
Anna: what dream dear?
Benny: To marry you
Anna: That dream will come true soon
Benny: Pray so
Anna: 'Don't worry.
Do you like white wedding dresses?
Benny: Yes
Anna: Can you please find some pictures of some styles you like? I want to pick something you'll like
Benny: It ok if yu put on a nice surprise dress
Anna: No it's not, I want you to like it, so please send me a few examples of what you like. Don't need to be many, maybe 7 or 8 so I can find something similar
Benny: Okay dear
Anna: thank you.
I'm going to sleep now
goodnight
Benny: Goodnight
Love you
Anna: Love you too dear โค๏ธ

The messages between Benny and sister Dave spread out over the day:
Benny wrote:
I will get back to you in 24hours time


Benny wrote:
Done


Benny wrote:
MARRIAGE FROM KALUCENT YOUNGLORD


>>>Pre-marital form<<<

Sister Dave wrote:
Dear brother Benny,

Thank you for filling out these forms. I have to say that the way they are now I can't give them to reverend Greenham. The drawings you were supposed to make are not hand drawn but downloaded. Can you please do that page again and this time use your own creativity on the subjects? It's not a judgement of your artistic skills, so you really don't require talent in drawing, as long as you do it yourself.

Be blessed
Sister DAve


Tuesday June 25
Anna: Good morning
Benny: Good morning.love
Anna: Hi dear. How was your night
Benny: Fine nd yours
Anna: It was good
Benny: Good to hear
Where are you now
Anna: I'm at the office
Benny: Have you eaten
Anna: Yes I have honey
What are you doing today
Benny: Eaten as well
I meant travel today
Anna: Oh you're going home?
Benny: Yes
Anna: I'm glad you are. Please be safe. I'll be worried about you when you travel that far
Benny: Yeah i will
Same goes to you
Anna: But I'm not traveling
Benny: Just take care of yourself for me
Anna: I will
When will you be home?
Benny: 2days
Anna: That's long
Benny: That how it is
Anna: I know. I just don't like it
Did you hear from Dave
Benny: No dear did she message
Anna: She told me she replied
Benny: Okay
Baby can you please tell her i dont know how to draw please
Anna: ๐Ÿ˜ I can't draw either, but that's not the point, just try
Benny: Have done that allready
Anna: Then I don't have to tell her anything. It'll be fine
Benny: But she insitsi draw another one please i cant
Anna: why does she ask for another?
Benny: That it a download picture
Anna: Oh, then I understand why she asks you to draw another
Benny: Yes

Messages between Benny and Sister Dave
Benny wrote:
Im sorry im not Good in drawing please just help out on that aspect please i beg you in the name of God
Thanks


Sister Dave wrote:
Dear brother Benny,

Like I already told you, it's not a judgement of your artistic skills or lack thereof, but it is a mandatory part of the form that you need to do.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tuesday June 25
Benny: Hello
Anna: hi
Benny: How are you
Anna: I'm ok, how is your trip?
Benny: Still in the bus but fineb
Anna: How long do you have to travel today?
Benny: Now extra 24hours
Anna: So you will travel all night?
Benny: Yes
Anna: Honey can you please do me a favor?
Benny: What dear
Anna: You posted the picture of the note I made for you. I made that for you, it's a private thing and I don't like it that you post it publicly
Benny: Ooo im sorry
Anna: My ex is still somewhere lurking around on facebook and if he happens to see it he will come disturb me again
Benny: Im sorry
Anna: Can you please remove it?
Benny: Ok
Anna: Thank you
I appreciate it
Benny: Thanks
Yes
Anna: did you?
Benny: Ys
Anna: I can still see it
Benny: No
Anna: Ok, it's gone now. thank you
Benny: Yeah
Anna: <emoji with hearts>
Benny: Love you too
Have you speak to the reverend again
Anna: No I didn't
Benny: Okay

Wednesday June 26
16:19
Anna: Hi honey how is your trip? Hope you're home by now
Benny: Yes now
Anna: You must be tired
Benny: Yes
Anna: ๐Ÿ˜˜ then sleep my love
Benny: It rain over here
Anna: Then you have a sweet sound to help you sleep. I always sleep best when it rains
Benny: That you i dont like it when it rain
Anna: Why not?
Benny: I dont like it because i will be cold all alone
Anna: I see
Soon we'll be together and keep eachother warm
Benny: Yes dear
Just which you are here with me
Anna: I'd rather have you here with me
Benny: Yeah
So what are you plains on that
Anna: If you sent in the last part of your form I hope they will give the financial support you need to come here
Benny: Then i will have to snap that page to you and you wil send ot to them
Anna: Why can't you send it yourself?
Benny: Im not close to the cafe anymore
Anna: What does that have to do with sending the form?
Brb
Benny: Im home now the only thing i can do is to snap and send and i dont have them on my facbook so you are the one to send it to them
Cafe is where you use the internet to send mail
Anna: Oh, here a cafe is where you go to eat and drink
Benny: Lol funny
Anna: not a joke
Benny: Yeah it where we get internet
Anna: We have that at the library for people who don't have it themselves
I guess you're happy to be with your family again
Benny: Yes love
Where are you now

At this point I got a friend request from one of my lads that I'm baiting over a year now (but he's to boring to post about any longer This one) He hasn't been on facebook for long, but we're in contact on hangouts. We just had a massive fight right before the moment Anna decided to love Benny, so the timing was perfect.
The lad, Jack pretends to be a soldier, but made a mistake. She used her own profile, didn't remove anything, just changed the name and profile picture and guess who is in her friends list? Right. Benny! Laughing A little more research led me to the conclusion (seeing the name in the url) that this woman behind Jack must be his cousin. So naturally, at this point Anna is not willing to mend fences with him, because Benny is much more promising to have some fun.

Anna: I'd love to meet them some day.
I'm home, alone
Benny: Oo im coming to join you
Anna: I wish
Please tell me about your family. do you have many siblings?
Benny: I have 5 siblings
My mum is late
Anna: I'm so sorry to hear that
What about your father?
Benny: Is alive but not staying with us
Anna: Where is he?
Benny: In the village
Anna: That can mean a thousand things. You mean far away?
Benny: Yes
He left my mum when she add my pregant
Anna: Oh no.....
So you never see him anymore?
Benny: I have
Anna: Is he a nice man? Will he like me?
Benny: Yes
Anna: Please tell me about your siblings honey. I never had siblings
Benny: They all boys
And handsome
Anna: What are their names?
Not as handsome as you I'm sure ๐Ÿ˜
I'll be lucky to have 5 brothers soon
Benny: <names and profession of all his brothers, the original name of Jack wasn't among them>
Anna: beautiful names
nothing like european names
Benny: No there all african
Anna: I know
Ok, you don't want to talk anymore. Goodnight
Benny: Know you are not
Anna: What am I not?
Benny: Ok im sorry
So what did you eat
Anna: what do you mean?
what am I not?
Benny: Im ask what meal did you eat ?
Anna: you said first "know you are not". What did you mean by that?
I ate spaghetti
Benny: That cool
I cant wait to eat your meal
Anna: Can't wait to share it with you but what did you mean with "know you are not"
Benny: I mean you were the one not chatting with me
Anna: ok, but you were not responding to my message, I was just waiting for you
Benny: Sorry the network is bad
Anna: Ok, I understand
Benny: Thanks for understanding
Anna: You're welcome.
I'm tired. I'm going to sleep
Goodnight honey
Benny: Love you
Anna: I love you too honey
But Jack was nagging along, so I needed to make a statement
Anna: Can you send me a picture of you that I can post so my friends can see you?
Benny: <picture>
Anna: Thank you. I posted it for my friends. Please don't do that with my picture. I have the security set so that my ex won't be able to see, but I'm still scared of him finding out
Benny: Okay
Love
You
Anna: Love
You
Too
A
LOT
Benny: K
I
S
S
E
S
Anna: Goodnight dear
Benny: I cant find the picture you posted
Anna: It's on my timeline
Benny: Is not there
Anna: I can see it there. I'll check tomorrow
It should be in my profile


The chat from wednesday evening (simultaneously) with Jack
Jack: Hello
Anna: hi
Jack: Have you gotten someone you love ?
Anna: have you gotten your head out of your ass?
Jack: Just asking
Yes or no know insult
Anna: Yes
Jack: I can i know the name of the lucky person
Anna: None of your busines
Jack: Please
Anna: No
Jack: Well how are you ?
Anna: Not talking to you
I don't think my fiancee would like that
Jack: Wow seriously
Fiancee that does not have name
Anna: It's not you so I don't see why I should discuss this with you
Jack: Ooo you are lost
Anna: I finally feel like I'm found
Jack: By who ?
Mr no name
Anna: Why would I tell you, what does it matter to you?
Jack: It matter
Because you have nobody
Show me your ring
Anna: If you give me a good reason why it matters to you I'll tell you his name
Jack: I love you
Anna: No you don't
Jack: Yes i do
Anna: be serious
Jack: Yes im serious
So tell me that name
Anna: You called me wicked and a liar
so you suddenly loving me is not a good reason
Jack: Yes because you dont have anybody
Anna: Fuck you
go make yourself miserable
Jack: Ooo fuck your fake identity
I wil report you
Anna: Good luck
Jack: Liar you can not tell me you husband
Anna: ok
Jack: Yes

Thursday
First some responses of jack underneath the picture anna posted of benny (only baiters, benny and jack could see it)
Anna wrote along with the picture:
My love. Wedding bells are ringing! <3
Jack: So it true
Anna: Yes it's true
Jack: But im sure you dont love me
Him also
Anna: No I don't love you. stop saying trash or I'll block you
Jack: Do you love him ?
Anna: He's my heartbeat

Back to the chat with Benny
Anna: Good morning dear
How was your night
Benny: Fine love
Anna: What are you doing today?
Benny: Resting
Anna: That's a good plan
Benny: Wish I could join you
Really?
Anna: Yes of course
Benny: Okay like i always say i cant wait anylonger
Anna: Do you still need me to send that last page of the form to dave?
Benny: Yes honey
Anna: Ok, then please send me a picture of it so I can forward it to her
Benny: Okay i will
Anna: <emoji with hearts>
Benny: Love you too
later
Benny: Honey
Anna: hi dear how are you?
Benny: Im not fine
Anna: What's wrong?
Benny: I was expecting you since
Anna: I had something at work holding me up
Benny: Okay
Hope it was noy stress ful
I love you honey
Anna: Love you too. It was a bit stressful, but I'm home now
HOw was your day? Are you rested?
Benny: I have you shawer
It was cool
Im just preparing my self for you
Anna: How are you preparing yourself for me?
Benny: Like make my self handsome for you
Do you love sex?
Anna: But you are always handsome, how can you be even more?
Benny: Train header and make me look fit for u
Anna: hmm can't wait to see it
Benny: That why i ask of you love sex
Anna: Only with the right person
Benny: With me how long will you go on having sex with me
Anna: For the rest of our lives I hope
Benny: Yes lovely cant wait
Anna: Me either. I can't wait till the day I can pick you up at the airport
Benny: Really
Anna: It will be so amazing
But if you wait with sending that last page of the form it'll take forever
Benny: I will send by morning
Anna: Ok, thank you dear
love you
It's really hard to be patient
Benny: Yes honey
Anna: Good night
Benny: When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.
Anna: aw honey that's so sweet. I will wish you will be here soon

Friday June 28
Anna: Good morning dear
Benny: How are you love
Anna: I'm fine. Did you have a good night?
Please don't forget to send me that page
Benny: Okay i will
Anna: Thanks love
Benny: Yes baby
How long will it take me to get feed back if i should send you the last page
Anna: I don't know honey, but I'll send it to her immediately
Benny: Ok
Much later
Benny: In the next 30 mins now i will send it
Anna: Ok. Then I'll send it to her in the evening, because I'm going home soon
Benny: Okay honey
How is work
Anna: Work is fine. How was your day?
Benny: Fine dear
Have you eaten

Image

later
Anna: You shouldn't worry at all you can draw so nicely
I'll send it to her immediately
Benny: Ooo stop im not good in drawing
Anna: more better than me
Benny: Hmmm i see
Anna: how was your day?
Benny: Fine
And yours
Anna: My day was ok. I was working as usual, but glad it's the weekend now
Benny: Yes we have alot time to chat and plan for our wedding
Anna: You promised to send me pictures of dresses you like. I want to go shopping for one soon
Benny: Hmmm i send you shouldnuse the one my brothers wife put on
On her wedding day that why i uploaded her pic
Anna: You mean the blue one with the white flowers?
Benny: I will send it now
Anna: Ok
Benny: Yeah

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beautifully executed! clapping

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That happy family drawing is DEFINITE tattoo material for some lucky lad in the future. ;p
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That "happy family" looks like two vampires from Salem's Lot feeding on a victim.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Friday evening
Benny <picture of a married couple>
Anna: Oh, that is beautiful๐Ÿ˜
But she has so much more nicer curves than I have, I would never fit into that properly
Benny: Okay then look into what you like
Anna: I will honey, but there's so much to choose from and it's tradition that the husband can't see the dress before the wedding, so I really need some pictures from dresses you like
I want to be beautiful for you
Benny: Okay dear
Anna: Please send them before next week, so I have enough time to go shopping
Benny: Okay
Anna: Do you want me to get a tuxedo for you? It's so sexy
Benny: Yes i will be glad
Anna: Ok, I will buy a really nice one for you
what color tie do you like best?
Benny: Lemon
I will be glad if i will see lemon suit
Anna: really? I was thinking black, it's traditional, but lemon is beautiful
I think it'll have to be custom made. I'll go ask immediately tomorrow
Benny: I love doing things different from.others
I love that
Benny: Yes dear
Give me feed back
Anna: I'm still here dear, I thought you fell asleep. I was searching for some stores where they make tuxedo's
Benny: Okay
No i want us to have long time chat
Anna: I like that
Benny: Yeah
On how will i be with you in your country and tell me all i need to know about this weddinv
Anna: I don't know everything yet myself honey, but I'm busy planning for it as you can see
Benny: What are you plains
Anna: You really need to send me those pictures of dresses you like so I can start looking for a dress for me
Benny: And can you berief me what talk about with the pastor
Anna: Yes, I will tell you as soon as I hear from him
Benny: Okay
Anna: are you looking for dresses yet?
Benny: Um coming
Anna: ok
Benny: <pictures>
Anna: wow, those are nice.
Benny: Thanks
Benny: <more pictures>
Anna: so big skirt, sexy top?
Benny: Yed
Anna: What do you think of these?
<pictures>
Benny: It okay
Anna: not really enthusiastic.... noted
Benny: Okay
Anna: You like the others better
Benny: It all your decied
Decide
Anna: No, your opinion is important to me
Benny: Okay i love this one you send
Anna: which one?
Benny: The first one
Anna: I like that as well. It's sexy and I want to look sexy for yu
Benny: Yea
<another picture>
Anna: That's a really nice one
Benny: Wow
Anna: Is that your favorite?
Benny: Yes
Anna: Mine as well
Benny: Okay
So what next
Anna: I'm going to sleep dear
Benny: Have you heard from the girl today
After sending the page
Anna: not yet, but I will see reverend Greenham on sunday, so I'll ask him then if they don't respond before
Benny: Okay
Anna: goodnight
Love you
Benny: Love to too

Saturday (spread out over the day)
Benny: Good morning love
Anna: Good morning dear
Benny: How are you
And how was your night
Anna: I'm ok, just woke up. I'm lazy today
Did you sleep well
Benny: I guess no work for today
Anna: Not today
Benny: Yes i slept well yoy ?
Anna: But I'm going shopping and see if I can find someone that can make a lemon coloured tuxedo
Benny: Okay
I have for the first time found what I can truly loveโ€“I have found you. You are my sympathyโ€“my better selfโ€“my good angelโ€“I am bound to you with a strong attachment.
Anna: ๐Ÿ˜ so sweet
Benny: Love you honey
Anna: Love you too
Benny: What time do you have in mind we can fix this weeding
And when will i come over
Anna: As soon as possible
Benny: No specific date
Anna: Do you have a ticket yet?
Benny: No
Anna: Then it's s bit hard to say a specific date
Benny: Okay
Can i ask a question
Anna: Yes you can
Benny: Will i be the one to pay my ticket money visa money ?
Anna: I don't think so. I told you reverend Greenham already told me confidentially that they'll give you financial support for that
Benny: Okay
Anna: I will ask him tomorrow what his plans are
Benny: Okay
I thought you should no that already
Just what I told you
Anna: It's s bit rude to say to him "hey dude, pay up" don't you think
Benny: Okay deae
It okay just want to know okay
Anna: I understand
Benny: Yes

Honey

Anna: I've been to many shops and I've found one that can make it in the colour that you want
Benny: Okay dear
Hope you are not stress
Anna: Yes a little
It wasn't easy
Benny: Sorry dear you should have get me a sample
Anna: A sample of what?
Benny: The colour
Anna: I forgot
I need a nap
Benny: Okay rest

Anna: The tailor needed your sizes. He asked if you could go to a tailor and have your measurements taken for a suit and send to me. Together with pictures of you in underwear from front, side and back so he can see your posture and make the perfect suit for you
And he needs to know if you want cashmere or silk
Benny: Okay
I will
Anna: Thanks
Benny: Hope you are good now
So you will see the reverend tomorrow
Anna: I'm still tired. I didn't have time to meet him today. I'll see him tomorrow
Benny: Okay i just pray everthing goes well
Anna: Why would it not?
Benny: It going to be one of my big achievement
Anna: Or wedding you mean?
Benny: Yes
Anna: It will be amazing
Benny: Yes dear
And bigest dream
Anna: Yes it is
Benny: Okay
What kind of a marriage are we doing
Anna: Any kind you want dear as long as the service will be in church
Benny: Okay
I thouth is court wedding
Anna: Why? Don't you want us to be united before God?
That's important to me
Benny: Okay same hereb
Anna: Ok. I'm glad about that
Benny: Yeah
How are you have you eaten
Anna: Do you have any more wishes for our wedding
Benny: My best man who will that be
Anna: Whoever you wish
Benny: Hmmm will that person come over with me ?
Anna: If you want
Honey, we'll talk more tomorrow. I need to sleep
Benny: We dont have money for flight
Or ticker nor visa
Every time I think about our future, I see so many reasons to love you more each day. Your love is my fulfilment. Good night.

Saturday evening Luke (my other character had a nice chat with Jack below the picture Anna posted:
Luke: Who's that fuckface talking shit? Good catch Anna
Jack: Luke what???
Luke: Jack I was talking to you asswipe
Jack: Luke what do you want he love him and what else do.you want to hear
Luke: she's announcing her engagement and you're acting like a first class dick
Jack: Luke you are the one doing that . Because you are complaining
Luke: acting like a dick because yours is too small to find with binoculars. really mature. I can see why she doesn't love you
Jack: She love a africa black guy
Luke: First sensible thing this fuckwad speaks. Emma Vermeer I advise you not to talk to him again
Jack: Then why did you complian also
Anna: Jack Cut it out. Didn't I tell you to stop it or I'll block you
Jack: Anna he started it first
Jack: But why will you love a black guy african guy i guess
Luke: Seriously? Mature dude. Do you use tweezers to wank?

Sunday
Benny: Dreaming about you at night tires me out. Each day that we spend apart only makes me wish for you more. I am sick of having to text you in the morning instead of greeting the day with you in my arms. I miss you, love.
Anna: Honey I can't wait for you to wake my up with your kisses every day ๐Ÿ˜˜
Benny: Same here
Anna: How are you
Benny: I'm ok
How was your night
Anna: Fine thank you
Benny: You will be meeting with the pastor today
Anna: Yes I will
I'm going to prepare for church now
Benny: Okay
The house you liveis it your own ?
Or rent

Image
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Anna: Hmm sexy. You forgot the side ๐Ÿ˜‰
I rent a place now. I was looking for a place to buy but I'll wait with that so we can find something we both like
Benny: Okay
How was service
Anna: It was good. Reverend greenham told me he'd contact you soon with good news. I'm not saying anything this time.
Benny: Wow i cant wait
Anna: you have to
Benny: How soon is it ?
Anna: Don't know exactly
Benny: Okay dearv
Just cant wait


Sister Dave to Benny wrote:
Dear brother Benny,

Reverend Greenham has looked at both your forms and is very pleased. His words were that it is a union formed by God himself. You look like a fine, devoted and trustworthy man.
Sister Anna he told us about your financial situation and we are willing and eager to help, because we want to celebrate this union this summer. To help you we want to send you a parcel worth $10.000,-. Since we only can send financial support to members of our church we want to ask you if you are willing to become a member.
Please think and pray over this and let us know your answer soon.

Be blessed
Sister Dave


[color=blue]Anna: me either. I hope she'll contact you soon, but I guess she'll do it tomorrow since it's sunday now

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sunday June 30
Sister Dave's email, which took him days to find
Quote:
Dear brother Benny,

Reverend Greenham has looked at both your forms and is very pleased. His words were that it is a union formed by God himself. You look like a fine, devoted and trustworthy man.
Sister Anna he told us about your financial situation and we are willing and eager to help, because we want to celebrate this union this summer. To help you we want to send you a parcel worth $10.000,-. Since we only can send financial support to members of our church we want to ask you if you are willing to become a member.
Please think and pray over this and let us know your answer soon.

Be blessed
Sister Dave


Monday June 1
Benny: Every day I wake up and forget all the reasons that make me sad because I just need one reason to make me happy โ€“ YOU. Good morning.
Happy new month
Anna: โค๏ธ happy new month
Benny: How was your night
Anna: My night was fine, how are you?
Benny: Cold
Anna: Why?
Benny: It rain again
Anna: It rains a lot over there
Benny: Yes
Anna: did you hear from the church yet?
Benny: Now there
No dear***
Maybe you ask if they have send it
Anna: Ok, I will
Benny: Yeah
How did yoi spend your weekend
Anna: looking for a tuxedo for you, but you know that
Benny: what did you do?
Nothing oo just bored
Anna: I've sent her a message
Benny: Okay dear
So are you im your work palce
Place
Anna: yes I am
Benny: Okay dear
Honey i need some cash to take care of somethings
Anna: We're not married yet
Benny: Hmmm is that what you have to say
Anna: Can you please go to the taylor go get your measurements taken, so I can give them to the man that is going to make your tuxedo?
Benny: I just need a pocket change
Anna: Honey, I will send you something soon ok?
Benny: Okay
You love using the word soon
But I will, I promise
Anna: Dave said she already messaged you
yesterday
Benny: I check it this morning i did not get any message
Dear cant they message me on facebook it will be very easy
Anna: she's not on facebook
Benny: Okay that internet cost for mr
Me
Anna: Sorry, can't help it
Benny: I will no problem
Anna: please keep checking your mail. She told me she sent it in the evening
Benny: Okay i will
Love you
I dear

Anna: Did you find her message yet?
Benny: Not yet
Anna: I'll ask her to send it again

Tuesday July 2Tuesday
Okay
Anna: Good morning dear
Benny: How are you love
I have not got the message yet let her send it to you tnen you send to me
Anna: Ok I'll ask her
Benny: Ok
So how was your night
Anna: It was ok. I missed you
How are you today
Benny: Fine love
Anna: What are you doing today?
Benny: I will go for the tailoring shop
Anna: Good. Thanks
Benny: Yes
Anna: Wish I could come with you
Benny: Really
Anna: Yes. It's so much nicer to do things like this together
Benny: I will appreciate that
Anna: I'm sad that's not possible now, I don't want to waste time getting married
Dave emailed me. She said she sent her message to you again this morning
<Sister DAve's email>
This is what she forwarded to me
Benny: Ask her if she got my email yesterday
Anna: She told me she replied on your message
You really need to fix this problem with your mail
Benny: I will just that I'm not using my iPhone I'm using Samsung
Anna: Samsung phones can receive email
Benny: I don't no y this one is doing
I got the mail and I have reply her back
Anna: Finally. It works ๐Ÿ˜
Benny: Yes
Anna: ๐Ÿ˜˜ hope you'll hear back form her soon
Benny: Yes
<picture>
Anna: Why are you sending me that picture of woman in underwear?
Benny: I will love to see u that way
Shoulder -17
Sleeve shirt -24
Boost - 39
Length 29
Waist -32
Lap-26
Trouser length 38
Down - 6 and half
Anna: Thanks. I'll give it to him this week
Benny: Okay
Anna: How was your day?
Benny: Fine love
Anna: Were you at the tailor all day?
Benny: No dear
Anna: ok

tuesday 9:32 Benny to Sister Dave wrote:
Yes I'm ready to be a member of the church


13:27 Sister Dave to Benny wrote:
Dear brother Benny,

Thank you for your positive response. We are ready to welcome you as a new member of the Eater church. Please, before we can officially call you a member, you'll have to print and fill out this form with red ink and send a scanned or photographed copy back to us.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave


Wednesday july 3
Benny: Good morning baby
Anna: Good morning
How are you
Benny: I'm fine love
I want to be the reason why you smile every morning, I want to be the reason for the happiness in your heart, the spring in your step and the song on your lips. Have a great day ahead!
Anna: Honey you are the reason for my happiness
Benny: Ty
I have not gotten any reply yet
Anna: You should solve that problem with your mail because she is very prompt in replying
Benny: May when I change me iPhone battery
Anna: Then change it, it's important to keep in touch with them
Benny: It money
Anna: But how do you expect to receive the financial support from the church of you can't even communicate with them?
Benny: I will try my best to go the cafe
Anna: Ok
Thanks
Benny: Yeah love you
Anna: Love you too honey
Benny: Yeah where ate you
Anna: I'm at work
Benny: Okay have you eaten
Anna: Yes of course
What are you doing today
Benny: I just so the form now
And I will need your assistant to fill that
Anna: What form?
Benny: Church membership form
Anna: Explain please
Benny: I will send it to you so you yo true it
Il
Anna: ?
Benny: Try to send it
Anna: Can't you just tell me
Benny: That what I want to do now
Anna: Ok
Benny: <screenshot of the form>
Anna: Oh that one. That's not that hard just fill out
Benny: There are some which I don't understand
Anna: Like what?
Benny: No 6
No 4
3
Anna: They are not numbered
Benny: You should understand
Anna: I don't

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^^^ LOL, what an idiot! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wednesday July 3
Anna: How are you dear?
Benny: I'm fine
You
Anna: Tired
Benny: OK sorry
The work was stress full
Anna: Not too much, just a long day
What have you been up to?
Benny: Okay
Try to get the form fill
Anna: Did you finish it?
Benny: Yes but I have not send it
Anna: Ok
Benny: Yeah what are you doing
Anna: I am making dinner
Benny: Okay what is that??
Anna: Pizza
Benny: Wow I love that
Anna: Me too
My favourite
Benny: I guess you will prepare that mostly everyday
Anna: Not every day. My butt will be huge if I do that
Benny: That will be okayb
Anna: Honey. Your friend just contacted me and says he wants to be my friend
What? Me with a huge butt? Would you like that?
Benny: Which of my friend and is name
Yes I will
Anna: Then you'll feed me when you're here๐Ÿ˜
He has a funny name
Itz G-string
Benny: Okay
Anna: Du you know him?
Benny: Yes is my close friend
Anna: Ok
Benny: And am think I will my best man in our wedding
Anna: Really?
Wow
Then i guess it's ok if I talk to him?
Benny: Yes honey
Anna: Ok. I just wanted to be sure. I don't want to talk with others behind your back
Benny: Okay love
Love you
Anna: Love you too
Benny: Send me the picture of the pizza
Anna: You wanna see if I'm any good in cooking?
Just a moment please
Benny: Okay love
Anna: Sorry love, Facebook seems to have trouble with pictures today. I made one but can't send it. I will Send it when it's fixed ok?
Benny: Send it on hangout
Anna: I only use that on my laptop and i don't have the picture there๐Ÿ˜ต
Benny: You must send me that pics
Anna: Relax
Benny: Okay
Anna: I tried.
Don't you believe me?
Benny: Okay
Why not
Anna: I don't know why you don't believe me
You tell me


The chat with his friend "G-string". If it was a test I passed, but I knew they were friends from the moment G-string sent Anna a friend request a few days before.
G-string: Good evening
Anna: Hi
G-string: How are you
Anna: I'm fine thank you
Who are you?
G-string: I'm G-string from Nigeria
And you?
Anna: I'm Anna
I don't want to be rude, but why did you contact me?
G-string: Nothing much.........just wanna be a friend
Anna: Ok (around this point I told Benny about him, because G-string himself wasn't forthcoming enough)
G-string: Hope you are not angry?
Anna: No I'm not
G-string: Thanks
Anna: Benny says hi
G-string: My friend always told me about you.......and he is very very deeply inlove with you, any time we are together he always talk about You........he can even wait to meet with you
Anna: He is the most nicest man I've ever met and love him dearly
He says you'll be his best man
G-string: Yes
His my tight and closest friend.........we are just like twin brother from different mother's
Always together
Anna: That's so nice. I'm glad he has a good friend like you
G-string: Thanks to God
All we are praying for is long life and prosperity...............
Anna: Me as well
G-string: For sure.........and I know that God will perfect it all..!!!
Anna: I believe so as well
G-string: Amen......

Thursday July 4
Benny: I believe you
Anna: Good morning honey hope you had a good night
Benny: Yes dear
And you
Anna: Me too
Benny: Okay
Much later
Benny: Hello
Love
Anna: Hi honey
Benny: How are you
Anna: I'm ok dear. How was your day?
Benny: Stress full
Anna: what happened?
Benny: The form I want to scan and send I have not seen any internet shop yet
Anna: haven't you ever been to one before?
Benny: I will try too
Anna: ok

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thursday evening
Benny: Baby
I love you
Anna: I love you too honey
Benny: I was crying today
Because of you
Anna: Oh sorry honey. I don't want to make you sad (only miserable)
Benny: I don't why I love you so much

Friday July 5
Benny: Good morning love
Anna: Good morning dear
Benny: How are you and your night
Anna: I'm ok, but I am sad that I made you cry
Benny: It okay it just your. Love that at mad me cry
Anna: Honey I don't want you to cry. You're love just makes me happy
Benny: Okay dear
later
Benny: love
Anna: yes honey?
Benny: how are you
Anna: I'm ok
How are you?
Benny: Im fine how is work
Anna: work is good. What are you doing?
Benny: I'm have headace
Anna: why
Benny: i dont no
Anna: did you send that form to Dave?
Benny: No
Anna: why not honey?
Benny: internet issue
Anna: hmm. It's causing delays and I don't like that
Benny: Then help out
Anna: You know I will
Benny: then send me card
50$ card only thing
Anna: I will send you something when the church will approve of the support. Then I know for sure we can get married soon
Benny: then have to wait for me
have you got the suit
Anna: Not yet, I brought your measurements to the tailor but they need to order the fabric first. They don't have it in stock standard, because it's exclusive
And they need to know if you want cashmere or silk. You didn't tell me yet
Benny: Silk
Anna: I like that as well. Much nicer. shiny
Benny: well when is the date going to be
Anna: Depends on you
You are the one making delays now
Benny: Oooo really
let see tomorrow
Anna: what is tomorrow?
Benny: if i will send the form
Anna: ok. Thank you ๐Ÿ˜˜
Benny: Don't mention
What about your gown
Anna: I'm going to look for one this weekend
Benny: Okay ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Anna: Didn't have time last week because it was so difficult to find a place that can make a lemon colored tuxedo
Benny: Oo you should have tell me I can change the color
Anna: No of course not
Benny: Why
??
Anna: You want lemon, I get you lemon, It would look so gorgeous on you
Benny: Okay ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Anna: and off as well on our wedding night ๐Ÿ˜
Benny: Funny
I will love the tuxedo to be mix with black
Then the trouser black mixed with lemon line by the side ๐Ÿ˜ thank you
Anna: Can you draw a sketch of how you want it to look? I want to go there to explain it, but I don't really know
Benny: I will give you simple
<image>
Anna: That's just a one-colored jacket
I need you to please draw what you mean so I am sure the taylor will make it right for you

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Friday July 5
Benny: That the
way I need it show him that picture
<many thumbsups>
Anna: But that jacket is one colour and you wanted two, so please help me out witha drawing of it, because I need to show him.
I want everything to be perfect
Benny: No that what I need
Anna: You want the jacked in lemon and black, but I can't explain which parts need to be black and which parts lemon
I really need you to sketch it
How will it be perfect if I can't even explain it to the tailor how is supposed to look like
Benny: I'm tried of all this argument that picture I send to you I what I nee
Need**

Saturday
Anna: Fine
I'll show it to him
Benny: Thanks
Anna: You're welcome. Hope you had a good night
Benny: Yes
Anna: I'll be going to the tailor now
Benny: Nice
I'm also preparing for the scanning of the form
Much later
Anna: Did you succeed?
Benny: No dear
What do you think the pastor will say about it
Anna: I don'tnt know
Benny: I will try again tomorrow morning
Anna: Ok. I hope he won't be angry
Benny: Help talk to him on my behalf
Anna: I will
Benny: Thanks love
So how did you go on you tuxedo
Anna: Like I expected
Benny: Tell me
Anna: He needs a sketch to know what you mean
Benny: If that what he need or you need I will not sketch anything because i told you and you keep tell me to sketch
I don't know how to draw
Anna: Then ask someone to help you. I want everything to be perfect and I want you to get exactly what you deserve
Benny: No
If that will be the problem I will not do that
And that final
Anna: You don't want to make me happy
Benny: You aRe getting me angry
Anna: You're making me cry
I want us to have the perfect wedding and you are not helping
Benny: You are the one
That picture I send you is what I need
And that final
Anna: And he can't make it because you want the jacket in two colours and in the picture is only one colour
You are the one being difficult. Don't you appreciate all that I'm doing for us
Benny: Then forget about it
Anna: Don't you want us to get married?
Benny: If the tailor is not creatify the forget iy
It not about tuxedo that is marriage
Anna: I want you to get exactly what you wanted but you refuse to help me understand
Benny: I can put on my choice
Anna: I no you can't
If you don't show what you mean you can't get what you want
Benny: And I keep telling you the picture I send for you is what I want
Anna: You're making things really difficult for me
Benny: You are the one
Anna: No it's not
Benny: In if you force me to do what I don't like I will not put on the cloth on that day
Anna: YOU WANT A JACKET WITH TWO COLOURS AND THE FUCKING PICTURE HAS A JACKET WITH ONE COLOUR
Benny: And I don't want two colors any more is that clear
Anna: Oh you want to be naked?
That would be a show
Benny: Sample instructions I need what I told you that all
Anna: No it's not clear. You're acting like a child
Benny: Ooo as it gotten to that
Always I do what you need but no you don't want to do mine
Anything you like to doโ€ฆ.. Do I will not sketch anything
Anna: Then they can't make the tuxedo you want
I'm doing everything for you but it looks like you don't appreciate
A wedding doesn't plan itself you know

Sunday July 7
Benny: I can't sketch anything
Do it your way
Anna: My way how?
Benny: Since you did not chat me why
Anna: Because I wasn't home and forgot to take my phone with me
Benny: Okay how was church today
Anna: It was ok
Benny: Did you pray for me
Anna: I still don't know how to explain to the tailor about your tuxedo and I don't want you to be naked during our wedding ceremony
When we're alone I would have no problems with that
Benny: Please don't bring up this matter anymore if you can't tell him to sow something nice for me
Anna: I can tell him that but I want you to get exactly what you asked for, so he has to make a jacket in lemon and black but I don't know which parts should be black and which parts lemon so he doesn't know how to make it
Benny: The collar should be black and the pocket
Anna: Just draw me an example and make a picture of it.
It's not that difficult and the tailor will know how to make it
Benny: God forbide
I will not draw
Anna: Why are you being so difficult
Benny: Because you no I can't draw
I have not send the mail to pastor yoi want me to draw again
Annaa no matter what you told me I will not draw it if the tailor can't sow something nice then I will put on anything I like
Anna: I don't really like your behavior. It's like you want to sabotage our wedding and stop it from happening. I know you're not an artist, but it's not that hard to sketch a jacket. Or you go to a shop over there and make a picture of something that looks like what you want. That's also fine
But now you're threatening me not to send my pastor anything anymore. That means you're threatening to stop our wedding from happening
Don't you love me? ๐Ÿ˜ข
Benny: <pictures of 2 colored jackets>
You are happy now
Anna: Yes honey, very. So which one do you like best? The first, second or third? Because there is a difference
Benny: Second
Anna: that's my favorite as well
and you want the trousers black with a lemon stripe on the side, like in that picture you sent me earlier?
Benny: Yes
Anna: ok
<kiss emoji>
Benny: Love you too
Anna: What did you do today?
Benny: Nothing
Anna: Why didn't you try to send the form?
Benny: Tomorrow
Anna: Promise?
Benny: Yed
Anna: I hope you will
Benny: Yes
Did you talk to pastor today
Anna: Yes I did

Monday July 8
Benny: Hello
What was the outcome of the pastor
And what about your gown
Anna: I don't have a gown yet because you refused to tell me about your clothes, so I didn't know what to find that would match
My pastor asked why you didn't send the form yet and I couldn't answer him
Benny: Lop
Lol funny
I will in the next 3hours
Anna: It wasn't very funny honestly
But thank you
Benny: So don't worry I will
Anna: I believe you
Benny: Yes
About to send it now
I have send it
Anna: <kiss emoji>
Benny: Same
<picture of the form>
Anna: I hope you send a better copy to them, because that one isn't very clear
Benny: Yes I do
Anna: ok. Love you honey
Benny: Love you too
You can call her to confirm if she as gotten the mail
Anna: I'll ask my assistant to do that
Benny: Okay
As she gotten any reply
Anna: Don't know. My assistant isn't at her desk right now, couldn't find her
Benny: Okay
Have you
Anna: found her? No, but I sent an email to Dave
Benny: Okay
later
Benny: Any update
Anna: Wait, let me see
She received your message and promised to reply to you
Benny: OK ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Anna: didn't she reply yet?
Benny: Yes
Anna: yes she replied or yes she didn't reply?
Benny: She did not reply
Anna: She promised she would
Benny: It okay

Anna: Good evening honey
Benny: How are you
Anna: I'm fine. How was your day?
Benny: Cool
Anna: Goodnight honey

Emails between Benny and sister Dave:
10:24 Benny to Sister Dave wrote:
EXPECTING YOUR REPLY VERY SOON

>>>Membership form<<<


12:13 Sister Dave to Benny wrote:
Dear brother Benny,

I confirm the receiving of your adhession form. I will give it to reverend Greenham and you'll hear back from him shortly.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave


17:44 Benny to Sister Dave wrote:
Thank you


21:09 Sister Dave to Benny wrote:
Dear brother Benny,

Reverend Greenham has seen and approved your form. As a final step in the membership process you have to print the attached picture and have someone make a picture of you while you stand in bright daylight holding this paper in front of you. Please send it back to me at your earliest convenience.

Since you requested to receive a monthly payment I will have to ask you, are you willing ot work on a project for us to start a branch of our church in Nigeria? We are always looking for passionate people that want to help us grow and reach more people. Of course this position comes with a very royal monthly payment as it's a very responsible task. Sister Anna has always been passionate about working for the community, so she might be interested in helping you with it.

Please consider this and let us know what you think of it.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave


Tuesday July 9
Benny: Good morning baby
Anna: Good morning honey, how are you?
Benny: I'm fine
U
Anna: I'm sad... this is all taking so long

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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ A new true believer? Muhahaha! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think we have a new reverend in this one. But considering I'm going on a vacation soon, I have to create some delays in the story. He was really helpfull, giving Anna an excuse to be angry with him.

Tuesday July 9
Benny: I don't understand what you mean
Anna: Did you hear back from Dave? I'm not patient anymore
Benny: Yes I did
She send me a picture that I should snap holding the picture then send it to her
Anna: Why didn't you tell me? I thought you still didn't get her messages
Benny: Sorry
Anna: That's ok. HOw is your day going honey?
Benny: Fine dear
Anna: have you been playing football recently?
Benny: No oio
Anna: why not?
Benny: Busy with the wedding
Anna: Ok

Anna: Good evening dear
Benny: How are you โค๏ธ
Anna: I'm tired. It was a long day. How are you
Benny: Fine just till thinking if our marriage will work
Anna: Why? Do you have doubts?
Benny: Baby I have not seeing you more in pictures I have not seeing you more on voice call and I will like to hear your voice
Anna: I know
And I explained why didn't I?
Benny: That is not making me feel comfortable
Anna: Why not?
Benny: Because I should have see or hear from the woman I want to marry
Anna: Do you have any idea how much stress that gives me?
Benny: I don't no but do you know how much scared I'm I too for also can't hear from you or your live pictures
Anna: I have PTSD thanks to my ex husband. Calling or using cameras cause panic attacks. That's really not very nice
Benny: You said you will send me that pizza picture the last time I did not see it up till now
You said you sent me a birthday gift I did not get it up till now
I just some prove about you
Anna: That picture I made with messenger on the day there were problems and it didn't save to my phone, the file was faulty.
Please don't talk about the birthday gift again because I will make that up to you with a much more nicer wedding gift
Benny: I'm not interested in ask you anything to do anymore because you keep giving excuse
Anna: ๐Ÿ˜ž it's not excuses
Benny: If truly you should have done something to prove me wrong
Anna: Like what honey
Benny: You have to think on your own opinion consider the fact of everything younask me I use to do all but since when I'm asking you for gift card you have not fulfill rather yoingive me accuse I don't deserve and we love each other
Anna: Yes honey I love you very much
Benny: Why not just make me feel you re serious for once just send me what I ask
Anna: <picture>
Benny: This just a picture
I mean the card
The rest of the evening, after sending the picture Anna appeared to be offline for him. Of course she didn't feel very well now Laughing

Wednesday July 10
Jack, Anna's fake military ex-lover jumped in again
Jack: You have not announce your wedding yet Iโ€™m still waiting for that
Since you decided to falling in love with a black Africa monkey ๐Ÿ’
Anna: Fuck you asshole. Don't you dare insult him
Jack: I will because is not but a black monkey and a poor young boy
Anna: And you are nothing but a dumb illiterate idiot that has nothing better to do
Jack: Mmm you are nothing but a Deceiver I petty that monkey you said you want to marry
Anna: <giving him the finger-emoji>
Jack: Donโ€™t run I want to notice your wedding just chat me up when you are ready or when you are already is wife with a ring in your hand or your wedding pictures
Anna: Leave me alone (and then Anna temporarily blocked her messages)

Anna: Just a picture.... Do you know what just a picture does to me
Benny: Good morning love
Just one card please I need it
Anna: Good morning honey
Please, I'm in a bad mood today. Someone is insulting you And I hate it
Benny: Oooo for what and who's that
Anna: I have to go to work now
Benny: Did I no this person
I'm also said honey I have a bad news
Sad
Anna: Don't know but I blocked them now
Benny: Okay
I have sad news
Anna: What is it honey?
Benny: I lost my dad
Anna: Oh no, where did he go?
Benny: I mean my dad is late
His dead ๐Ÿ’€
Anna: Oh no. I"m so sorry for you honey
Was he sick?
Benny: Yes dear

Anna: I'm so sad now
Benny: It okay
I'm fucking worried on the ceremony
Anna: When will it be?
Benny: First week of next month
Anna: Oh no... I can't even be there
Benny: That my problem with you
Anna: I am not even home that week. My friend Jenny asked me to help her out because she's not feeling well and I'm going there next week. Se has nobody else right now to help her
Benny: I will make sure I do all my possible best for you to come I will shift the date with my far
Anna: Love you honey, that's so nice of you
Benny: You will be the one to give me a date so I will tell my family the date ๐Ÿ“† this when I will no you truly love me
Anna: I have to find someone that can come with me, because I'm not traveling alone
Benny: Most you do that
And this was the same way you said in the wedding of my brother and you did not show up
Anna: We weren't even in a relationship then
Benny: O really
If you did not see anybody to come with you what will you do
Anna: You know what. forget it if you don't trust me
Benny: [10:51AM, 7/9/2019] O***: Ok
[10:51AM, 7/9/2019] O***: So house wat is d way forward for dad's burial???
[11:18AM, 7/9/2019] Rev.o****: Dad has been buried, it's just the ceremony remaining
[11:21AM, 7/9/2019] Rev.o****: So as to have a hint on how to go about things
[11:24AM, 7/9/2019] Rev.o****: Also, we shall equally plan for the proper setting of mum's grave
[11:24AM, 7/9/2019] Rev.o****: More opinions
If you think I'm joking or I'm looking for away to collect money from you that is the family group chat ๐Ÿ’ฌ I sent to you
Anna: No that's not what I'm thinking. I'm thinking you don't trust me and I don't want to be with someone that doesn't trust me
Benny: Stop saying I don't trust my head is full now and you should now how I fill not making me get angry
The more
Anna: I'm not making you angry, you are hurting me. For days now you doubt me
Benny: Baby see just don't brink that up please
I just want us to have happy home together
Now all I need from you it your concern about the burial
Love you
Anna: No you don't love me, you doubt me all the time. How would I even know this is not all some joke to you. I don't even know anymore if you were serious about marrying me
Benny: If I'm not serious I will have no gone far of fill the form or replying the reverend
I love you
From my hearth
I'm just scared of hearth break
Much later
Benny: Are you there
Again later
Anna: No I'm not here
Benny: Ok
Then where are you
Anna: I'm home and not taking to you because you hurt me
Benny: Ooo is that what you think
I will forever be your love โค๏ธ

Love I'm sorry

Thursday July 11
Anna: That you're sorry doesn't mean that you trust me now
Benny: I do
Anna: What you say only shows me that you don't

Friday July 12
Benny: Good morning love
Anna: I don't think it's a good morning at al

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Friday July 12
Benny: You are funny
22:07
Benny: Hello
Anna: hi
Benny: How are you
Anna: Not fine
Benny: Y love
Anna: you know why
Benny: Im not sure
Anna: Because you don't trust me
It made me sad. I can't concentrate on work anymore
Benny: Wow
It not what you think
Anna: So what is it that I'm thinking and what I should be thinking
Benny: It just that i really want you as my wife and my love of life
I just want to be sure im yours
Anna: I thought you were but if you don't trust me it's no use
Benny: I trust you
Try and understand me for once
Anna: I don't understand
Benny: Okay
Let make this clear
I love you and i trust you okay
Anna: Are you sure?
Benny: Yes
Anna: Then I really don't understand you anymore
Benny: How ?

Saturday July 13
Anna: Because just a few days ago you didn't trust me and now you say you do
Benny: Yes i do
Anna: Hmm
That makes me confused
Benny: See tried of yhe chat
Change topic
Anna: fine
As you wish
Benny: Yes dear
later
Benny: Hello honey
Anna: Good evening
Benny: How are you
Anna: Don't know
Benny: What do you mean by you dont know
Anna: I don't know if I'm good or bad. I told you I'm confused but you don't want me to talk about that, so I don't
Benny: I guess you dont want to talk to me
Well jusy help me tell the reverend that i will send the picture by monday or tuesday
Anna: Of course I want to talk to you but I don't even know if we're still getting married, so what do you want me to say?
Benny: Have you get my tuxedo
Anna: How can I have it? They need to order all the materials first. The silk comes from India, it takes time
Benny: Oooo i dont know it going to take time why did you not tell me
Anna: You didn't ask
I thought that was just common knowledge. Why do you think I wanted to place the order already, it can take long
Benny: I thought you went to the store your self already
Well this are what is giving me doubt about the wedding
It take alot of process
Which is not surpose too
Anna: So you want me to call the whole thing off?
Fuck. I could've known this
Why do you do this to me?
First make me fall in love, get my hopes up, promise to marry me and then back off again.
It's mean
Benny: It not what i mean
All im trying to say is that it taking time
I dont have that paticent any longer
I want to be with you in a short time

Sunday July 14
Anna: I thought that's what I wanted as well but I'm not a miracle worker and with your behaviour you're making me doubt whether this is all just a game to you
Benny: Same here too
Well i just want to tell you if you live me i will die
I love you so much
Anna: I don't want to leave you. I love you. Why do you think I'm doing all this?
Benny: So let love come back as normall
Because i want to leave this country and spend my life with you
Anna: Seriously?
Benny: Yes
Anna: I want that too
Benny: Same
Anna: Then let's focus on that please
Benny: Yes

Very chatty lad this one. He still didn't send the picture to sister Dave and when he finally will he will learn that the church is taking a few weeks of summer recess where no decisions will be made. He will hear back in a few weeks.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Really... this lad is very boring. I believe I won't send him on the path of being a reverend, even if he begs. When Anna is back from her holiday I guess he'll receive a parcel soon

Sunday July 14
Benny: How Re you love
Anna: I'm ok
Benny: How was your day?
Anna: Lovely
Benny: How was service today
Anna: It was very nice
Benny: I see
Anna: but I wish we could go together
Benny: The you have a word with the reverend
Today
Same too love
Anna: He was busy with something, didn't have time
Benny: Okay
Anna: But you can contact him yourself as well
Benny: Okay
So hope you are
Coming for the burial
Anna: I told you that I'm leaving after this week and don't know exactly when I'll be back
My friend needs my help
Benny: Because im still waiting for you to tell them when to fix the burial date
Anna: Honey, I don't know what to tell you ๐Ÿ˜ž
Benny: If you want it in december no problem i will tell my brothers to fix it then
Anna: Honey I seriously can't give you a date now, but I really want to be there. Can it be when we are married that we're going to your family on our honeymoon?
Benny: That cool
Anna: Thank you so much honey
Benny: But are you telling me our marriage will not hold before december
Anna: Is it not a problem for them not to have a date yet?
Of course we will be married before december
I want it to be in september latest
Benny: Okay
Okay
Anna: I'm really not going to wait till the end of the year
Benny: Then i have to tell them to fix after the wedding
Anna: I hope they are ok with that
If not, I will understand of course but I'll be sad
Benny: Okay i guess you should surpport in finacially expect
Anna: Honey, I will help and I will add some Dutch traditions to the service
Benny: Okay thanks love you
I will tell you the final date
Anna: Thank you honey
It means so much to me that you want to adjust the date for me
Benny: Wlc

Monday July 15
Anna: Good morning honey
Benny: How Re you love
Anna: I'm ok
Benny: How was your night
Anna: It was ok. I slept better now that we're good again
Benny: Ooo that good to hear
Anna: What are you doing today
Benny: Im having issues with my bank
Anna: ok
I hate it when that happens
Benny: It so annoying
Anna: I know
Benny: No im walking from the bank back home
Anna: is it fixed?
Benny: No
They said i should come back tomorrow
And i dont have any money on me to eat or to go back to the bank
I have to walk down home now
Because of no money
Anna: It's a good excersise. I run almost daily. Keeps my butt in shape ๐Ÿ˜‰
Benny: Yes i know
But not when i dont have something to eat
Anna: That's not convenient.
You should go to your friend's birthday party
Benny: Which of my friend
Anna: Your best man
It's his birthday right?
Oh, sorry, I see I'm wrong. I thought I got a notification from facebook, but I was wrong
Benny: Okay
I was last month he did his birthday
Anna: Sorry I was wrong. I just didn't read correctly
Benny: Dear im very sad
And im hungry
Later
Anna: Hi honey how are you now?
Benny: Im fine just sleeping to past away time
Anna: sorry to disturb you
sleep wel
Benny: You are not im tired
Im hungry
Anna: Sorry
Benny: Thanks
Love you
I cant wait
Anna: love you too honey, I just texted you because I missed you
Benny: I really want you to be my wife
Anna: There's nothing I want more than that
Benny: Where will you love to go on our honey moon
Anna: I just told you yesterday I would love to go to meet your family on our honeymoon and maybe afterwards to some exotic place.
Benny: Lovely
I will like to go to dubia
Anna: I've never been there, but heard it's a nice place
Benny: Yeah
Maybe we spend one week with my family before going there
Anna: That's a really good idea
Benny: Yee love
How is work
Anna: It's busy, but I'm almost done
Tell me want you want to do in dubia
Benny: Okay
Not just holiday trip that all
You dont like it dear
??
Anna: Sorry dear. It's busy here. I would love to go to dubia with you
Benny: Okay
I have you heard from the reverend
Anna: I spoke with him yesterday. He asked why he had to wait so long for your response. I didn't know what to tell him
Benny: Okay
Love
Anna: What should I tell him if he asks again?
Benny: I will do it if the bank give me money tomorrow
Anna: But you only needed to send a picture
Benny: I have to print the picture out
Anna: I see
Benny: Yes
Anna: Ok, then I'll tell him that if he asks again
Benny: Ok
I will very soon
Anna: Thank you honey
Benny: You are welcome
Honey why not send me card
Im really broke
Anna: I told you I'm not doing it again. It brings back bad memories. YOu were so angry with me last time. I will send money to you soon. As soon as the church approves
Benny: ok?
promise
Baby please i will do everything the church need
Just need pocket change
Anna: I know you will honey and I trust you on that
Benny: Why if it is 50 or 25 dollars card please i need money
Anna: Stop it. I don't want another fight over a stupid card
Benny: Okay
Let me keep my finger cross and wait till the church approve me
Anna: I'm sure they will honey, you're amazing and the best man I've ever met
Benny: Thanks
Love you
What did you eat
Anna: love you too honey. I made pancakes. What did you have/
Benny: Rice and stew
Anna: Oh, nice, I like rice
Benny: Okay
<picture of his food>
Anna: looking good. Did you cook it yourself?
Benny: Yes
Anna: then I'm a lucky girl
Benny: Lol

Tuesday July 16
Anna: Good morning honey
Benny: Love good morning
Anna: How was your night
Benny: Fine Nd yours
Anna: It was ok, but cold
Benny: Sorry
Anna: I need you to keep me warm
Benny: I thought of that
Anna: I like your thoughts
How are you today
Benny: I fine dear
Anna: Ok
Benny: Yes
Much later
Benny: Honey
Anna: hi honey
Benny: Whats up
Anna: I'm tired. how are you?
Benny: Im fine
Anna: I'm not. I have a headache
Benny: Sorry
Anna: I'm just going to sleep early and feel more better tomorrow

Wednesday July 17
Anna: Hi honey
Benny: Love how are you
We have alot to talk about
Anna: I'm ok
What is it my dear?
Benny: Dont you thinks i have to start doing my passport
And other things
Anna: I don't know, I thought you'd do that when you receive the sponsorship from the church
Benny: Because you want the wedding before stepmber
Setepmber
Anna: Before end of September yes. Why?
Benny: Okay
Okay i will send the picture today
Then let me no the next step
Anna: The church will have to tell that, but I think they will send it soon
Benny: Okay
So what are you plains on the tuxedo
And you gown
Anna: I didn't but a dress yet because last weekend I thought you didn't want to marry me anymore, so I will go for one soon
They are going to make the tuxedo when they have the silk and they have to bring that in from India
Benny: Is that not going to take more of our time
Anna: I don't know. I think it should be finished on time
You wanted lemon and that's what I want to give you
Benny: Yes but it taken time
Anna: I know. And if it'll be ready too late we can always opt for black, but that's a last resort. Lemon is beautiful
Benny: Yes
Okay I go the picture with me now

Image
Image
Image
Image

Anna: But it's dark
You look so handsome in red
Benny: Thanks
I guess you love red
Anna: On you?
YES
Benny: Okay
Dear
So what next
Anna: Next is that I'm having a celebration with my friends right now
Benny: You are funny
Male friend
Anna: Male and female, but it's no joke
Benny: Okay snap a picture for me to see
Anna: Did you even ask me why I have a celebration? I'm really disappointed in my husband
Benny: I thought is your firend birthday
Anna: no
Benny: Okay im sorry
What?
Anna: Mine and you didn't mention it all day
Benny: Im not aware there
Dear
Anna: you could've known
I'm sad now
Benny: You did not tell me dear
Anna: You could've known. facebook gives notifications
Benny: I just check now nothing like that
Anna: hmm
Okay
Benny: Happy birthday love
Anna: thanks
Benny: Uwlc
Anna: have a nice evening

(1 picture attached) Benny to Sister Dave wrote:
Yes Iโ€™m willing to work for the growth of the church


Thursday July 18
Anna: Good morning dear
Benny: Good morning
Anna: How are you today
Benny: Im fine thank u
Anna: Glad to hear that
Benny: Yeah
How was your night
Anna: To short. I was home late
Benny: Oo hope you have fun ?
Anna: Would've been nicer with you here
Benny: That true
Well im still waiting for respond
Anna: Dave you mean?
Benny: Yes
Anna: I'll send her a message
Benny: Okay
I pray this time am not printing anythinf
Anna: The pictures are beautiful so why would you
Benny: Okay
Whats up where are you now
Anna: I'm at the office
It's a bit busy, I'll have more time to chat when I'm home
Benny: Okay take care
Anna: I will

sister dave to Benny wrote:
Dear brother Benny,

Thank you so much for sending us this picture. However, I believe that I have told you that you are supposed to make it outside in bright daylight so you are clearly visible. Please try and make a new picture that meets up to these requirements and send it to me as soon as you can.

Be blessed
Sister Dave


Friday July 19[/b]
Anna: Good morning my dear where have you been yesterday. I missed you
Benny: Good morning love
Anna: How are you today? Did you hear from Dave
Benny: Im fine thank you
No have not
Anna: She said she replied you
that's what she told me yesterday
why are you still having troubles with your email
Benny: I dont know dear
Anna: Please try to fix it
Benny: Okay i will
Anna: thank you
Benny: Same
Much later
Benny: Hello dear
Anna: hi honey how are you?
Benny: Im fine and you ?
Anna: I'm ok
Benny: How was today
Anna: today I had a lot to do. final day but now I'm off for a while
Benny: what did you do today?
Final of what
Anna: final day of work. I told you I'm leaving this weekend
Benny: Leaving to where ?
Anna: my friend jenn's place
I told you that
Benny: Hmmm okay
Honey i need your bank details
Anna: ooh are you sending me something?
Benny: I need it
Anna: for what?
Benny: I want to give it to my uncle
Anna: why does your uncle need my bank details?
Benny: He want to send me money
Anna: then he can give it to you
Benny: True any bank in the state
Anna: yes
Benny: That why i need yours
Anna: mine is not in the state
Benny: Okay what bank are you using
Anna: not one in the state ๐Ÿ˜‰
tell your uncle to contact me
if he needs to
Benny: Why are you sounding asive you dont trust me
Anna: I just told you that your uncle can contact me. I don't see the problem
Benny: Why not tell me your bank first
Anna: RBS
Benny: Okay
I will get bank to you
Anna: ok
Benny: So what ate your update on are wedding
Anna: I'm going to shop for a weddingdress when I'm in oregon, so I hope to come back home with one
Benny: Okay
Anna: then when I'm home I'll be looking at venues, music, food, flowers and everything else we need
Benny: Okay
Love
You
Anna: love you too
Benny: What did you eat for the day
Anna: I made a quiche
Benny: Okay
Anna: ok, I cheated, I made that some time ago and took a piece from the freezer
So I only had to heat it
Benny: Okay
Anna: what did you eat today?
Benny: Noodles
Anna: I like those
Benny: Yes
Anna: honey, I'm tired, I'm going to sleep
love you
Benny: Love you too

Saturday Julye 20[/b]
Anna: Good morning dear
Benny: How was your night
Anna: It was fine. Did you get your email fixed?
Benny: No
Anna: Did you try
Benny: Yes but I will do that later again today
Anna: Ok
Benny: So how are you and have you gotten you your friends place
Anna: No. I'm going tomorrow
I'm doing laundry and packing today
Benny: Okay
Anna: What are you doing?
Benny: Im resting while chatting
Anna: So it's not important enough to fix your email?
Benny: My email does not have issues im just with for the message
Anna: Dave emailed you days ago but you don't receive it
And it's like this every time
So yes, you have issues with email
Benny: You have to calm it meant be the network
Anna: For days?
Benny: Yeah
Well do my best on working on it today
In the evening
Benny: <davina's email>
Anna: finally
Benny: Yeah
Anna: did you do it already?
Benny: I did one
But sHe Said is not clear
Anna: the message says you should do it in bright daylight, I don't know if you sent her the same as you sent me, but that wasn't in daylight
Yes

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Benny has been very, very boring, so I'm not posting everything from the last 4 weeks. After a long time he made that picture again, but too bad, the church had a summer recess. His fault of course that he was too late because Anna warned him for that.

Image

Now that's a better picture.

Earlier this week he disappeared for a while. I think the church will be back in business soon and we're going to prepare a parcel for him. He needs to see a bit of the world.

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