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oblated
Wannabe Baiter

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Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:15 pm |
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This is the greatest thread in the history of the internet. |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat

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Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:06 pm |
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The comments are both hilarious and instructive. If ever my anus starts leaking I'll be straight off to the hardware store for a bag of cement  |
_________________ I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
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"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:07 pm |
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^^^ you might want to make sure there isn't a baby in your anus first  |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

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Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:40 pm |
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There are quite a few replies on a thread on Nairaland where the OP found out that his girlfriend was cheating on him and he felt a pain down to his anus.
I would imagine that a GF posting up that she found out that her boyfriend had been lying to her and that she found out he had a gay lover would get quite a few hits. They may even click on the link. A photo of the lads kissing could not be ignored. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag

Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic

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Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:16 pm |
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The "I'm leaking" topic has boosted the website hits to an all time high of 178 for today alone (I can see from exactly which topic the hits come and that one brings in the most) That was also the one that mad eme laugh the hardest.
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:51 pm |
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^^^ it seems to have the most page hits on nairaland too, nearly 3000. They are either into anal themselves or they must think its a female posting about sexual health until they open the thread and read it lol  |
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bikeatl77
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Joined: 17 Nov 2018
Posts: 1012
Location: Emptying one of my dehumidifiers...somewhere

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Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:24 am |
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Please I am not into scamming anymore
Itβs not favorable to me
I am back at my hair saloon |
Haha...here he blatantly admits he is a scammer AND confirms that he's light in the loafers. You can't get any better than that. Please register his phone and email to every pro-gay organization you can think of. I'd definitely solicit his phone number more often on Nairaland posts (which are fantastic so far btw). Larry is playing dumb but he knows what he did. Has Larry contacted Jack or vice versa? Maybe the clue bat needs to be taken out for a spin.
ETA: I took the liberty to sign Larry up at HRC International via their contact us form. I tried to do the same for him on https://www.nambla.org/ but you have to email them directly.  |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag

Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic

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Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:03 am |
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Bikeatl, It would be nice if you want to participate in a bait that you inform the baiter beforehand. That's just common courtesy. Thank you very much for your understanding. |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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bikeatl77
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Joined: 17 Nov 2018
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Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:41 am |
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My bad, I apologize. I figured it was OK since the cat was out of the bag so to speak once his details were broadcasted publicly on Nairaland and via the mass bait. There was even a post on there yesterday by someone claiming to have forwarded all of Larry's info to an acronym that I assumed to be the Nigerian police. I think it was on the anal leakage topic which was unfortunately removed. Once again, I'm sorry. |
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:29 pm |
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I am working on a new modality, and it may shake things up with Larry
First, I will use my fake lad accounts to write some unsuspecting lads offering them some service in demand among lads (e.g., good US bank accounts to accept victim payments for a price, help with stubborn victims).
Then, when the lads write back, I will tell them my name is Larry and hit them with the "gay solicitation script" offering to be their "gay oga" since they aren't successful scammers, they can be Larry's lover. I will give them Larry's phone number and address to discuss
I suspect this will cause much outrage and angry calls for Larry.
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag

Joined: 06 Apr 2018
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Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic

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Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:33 pm |
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I love the idea. And I'm pretty sure Larry would love it as well  |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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thedevguy67
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Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:22 pm |
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Larry offered to do some guy biz with xmarro2 at gmail.com. Once the lad replied to talk business, Larry offered to be his gay oga, complete with several nude d*ck pic.
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you must be very stupid.
Don't ever send this rubbish to me in your life else you will have to regret from the day you were born. |
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:24 pm |
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^^^ Odd, my google translator says he's asking you to send more? |
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thedevguy67
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Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:38 pm |
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^^^^Yes. Larry wrote the lad back claiming the lad had misunderstood him. Larry wanted the lad to be his gay oga and requested the lad cover him in various body fluids. Larry also attached additional nudes |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:50 pm |
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Not the old spam in the mouth modality? Lol |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:01 pm |
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^ That's in very poor taste, you know.  |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:23 am |
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| Fridge wrote: |
| Not the old spam in the mouth modality? Lol |
Yes, combined with a request for a Hot Karl.
Double bad taste  |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:11 pm |
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@ yastreb. Some people might call that a matter of opinion lol
Eta: I so wish i had not just googled Hot Karl. Any idea how one unsees that please?  |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

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Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:24 pm |
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Eye bleach or do a search on Youtube for "Cute kittens compilation."
Just a reminder. Once a thread is marked (NSFW), it really is. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Bertje
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Joined: 25 Dec 2009
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Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:18 pm |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Sat Nov 02, 2019 4:23 pm |
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thedevguy67
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Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:02 pm |
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Well Larry offered to be the Gay Oga of jamesbrian0147 at gmail.com and share a vast array of bodily substances with him. Lad replies
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| Let Thunder fire your generation ... STUPID AFRICA MONKEY... DIE DIE DIE BY FIRE |
And loan.eaglesquarellc at zoho.com was also not very receptive of Larry's offer
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i will post this on instablog . you want to do gay? no worry you will gay well with your father. i will send this photo to all your media connect. you don't know who you are dealing with. i have traced your IP.
watch and enjoy
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter

Joined: 28 Mar 2015
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Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:48 pm |
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Well, I'm deffo not Googling any Hot Karl. No, siree!
(Copraphilia, anyone? π€―) |
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Fridge
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins

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Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:47 pm |
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^^^ i can highly recommend not doing so. lol |
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bikeatl77
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Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:15 pm |
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I did as well and urban dictionary was nice enough to include the definitions of Warm Karl and Cold Karl. Those two require props  |
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