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Mr Dapper
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Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:12 am |
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Nothing from Charles  , Mr Harold has given him a couple more digs and will continue to do so when he has a minute or two to spare but unless he hears back from him I think we must consider this The End.
Thanks to all who have taken the time to read my humble offering, it means a lot. |
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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:42 am |
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Well slap my arse and call me Mabel, this just in from Charles.
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Mr Harold, I don't really know what else to say to you, do you think am always chanced to be sitting here talking blah blah blah with you?? If you are thinking so, you are extremely wrong, am a hard working serious man, with all your last previous emails you sent to me I found out that you ain't serious about this transaction, so in that case this will be my last email that am going to send to you if you respond to me without the payment receipt of the delivery charge fee which you are told to pay for
Below is the bank information where to send the delivery charge fee
Account already reported
Bank name ,Gate city bank
Bank account, [removed]
Routine, [removed]
Account name [removed]
Bank address, 3909 13th Avenue south,fargo ND
58103
That's the bank details, if you fail to send it this time around do not bother replying back to me because I won't reply to your email again if you fail to do so
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Below are Mr Harolds digs that have led to this wondrous occasion.
10th July
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| Come now my friend, surely you have had time to get over your little sulk by now, let us proceed with getting the €5,000 fee to you so that you can complete the delivery of my cash consignment. If you still find yourself unable to deal with me the least you can do is pass the delivery to one of your more able colleagues to complete. I must say that after your protestation as to your manliness I find the way you are acting quite shocking and a little laughable. Please try to grow a pair so that we can get this transaction completed. |
07:42 this morning
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How are you on this wonderful morning my friend? I can't help but happen to notice that you have still not replied to my last couple emails, what on earth is the matter with you. Surely you want to get this transaction completed, if only to prove to yourself you are good at your job, which I have to say I am finding hard to believe. I can't understand why you are finding it so difficult to carry out a simple delivery or at least hand it over to somebody that can.
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:14 pm |
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Mr Harold as you can imagine is overjoyed to hear from Charles.
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How wonderful to see you have come to you senses and have decided to deliver my cash consignment after all. Where are you exactly? surely you are not still at Chicago O'Hare International Airport? Now, before you start getting all Rambo on me again, I only ask because your silence has put me in somewhat of a tricky situation with the church and I have been summoned before one of the grand inquisitors tomorrow morning to explain why I have not yet produced the promised donation, so I need to know I have a couple of days to make the payment so that I can concoct some feasible story. |
Charles on the other hand seems less than happy, but then neither would I be if I had been stuck at O'Hare International Airport for the last month 
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Mr Harold Sultana am still in O'Hare International Airport, like I said in my previous email, I don't think you are serious about receiving this cash consignment box of yours,
When are you sending the delivery charge fee??,
Am giving you a second chance by replying to your email address once more, if you fail to send the fee this time around, I will totally agree that you ain't serious not even a bit.
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Mr Harold is a curmudgeonly old goat who just can't help himself.
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Please let us not start throwing around accusations about who is or is not serious about this transaction, after all it was not me that got a cob on and stopped replying to your emails. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate you giving me a second chance as you put it but you did not answer the question I asked you in my last email. I asked you if I could send send the fee in a couple of days time but you seem incapable of answering a simple question. I mean, for Gods sake man surely even you can see I have done everything in my power to make sure this transaction has run to plan and it is you that has thrown problem after problem in our way. Can we at least try to be civil to each other from now on, I think things will run much more smoothly if you try not to be so confrontational and be a little more accommodating to my needs. Try to get back to me with a little more humility and an answer to my question next time, I really am trying hard to remain calm but you are seriously trying my patience.
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Linoline
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Joined: 06 Apr 2018
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Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:23 pm |
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wow, he came back. Very amusing bait |
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:22 pm |
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Nice. Your lad is very invested in you. I love how he says he is at Chicago O'Hare, still. |
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Mr Dapper
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Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:57 am |
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Yes, Charles is a strange one, he is very stubborn and I never expected him to stick around so long when I started this post. The problem I have is I'm a straight baiter who usualy just plays the victim (with the odd bit of sillyness thrown in for my own amusement), wastes the lads time and harvests as many bank accounts as they are willing to cough up until they dump me, I then move on to the next, so I am a bit out of my depth and tend to struggle for ideas when I find a lad who loves me so much . That said, Charles has not replied to my last email yet so perhaps he is a man of his word after all, we shall have to wait and see.
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Not very exciting but I received this from Charles at 06:38 this morning, at least I know he's still talking to me.
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Hello Mr Harold
Sorry for not answering what you asked me, when exactly will you be sending the money, the exact day you will be making the delivery charge fee payment.
Will be waiting for your urgent response
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Mr Harold of course is getting his grilling from the churches Grand Inquisitor this morning so will be unable to reply until this afternoon (probably). |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
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Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:31 am |
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Mr Harold returns from a thorough probing and lets Charles know what's going on.
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Well that wasn't much fun! I have just returned form a long probing by Father Shenanigans one of the churches Grand Inquisitors sent by the Elders to find out why my promised donation is taking so long. He wasn't happy with my excuse that it was due to you having a family crisis and wanted to know what the crisis was exactly, well I was put right on the spot and just blurted out the first thing that came into my head and that was that your boyfriend had been taken seriously ill with the AIDS. I don't know why I said it, I suppose you could call it some kind of Epiphany, for the deeper Father Shenanigans probed the more sense it made to stick to the story. Afterwards when I had a chance to think about it I could see that your gayness would explain a lot about the way you have acted throughout the transaction, your petulance, sulkiness and bad temper were just mere symptoms of you being a homosexualist. Don't worry Charles, I'm not here to judge you, if sticking your willy in another mans botty is what turns you on you go for it my lad. Anyway, the only reason I am telling you all this is I think Father Shenanigans may want to check my story out and may contact you, so be on your toes. On another separate matter, do you know anything about the two men hanging about in the black car in Doggers Lane? they were giving me shifty looks as I left for the church and the same when I returned, do you think they could be something to do with diplomat Adams waiting for you to deliver my cash consignment, do you think he has access to your email account and knows you are making the delivery or perhaps they are the churches Bloodhounds keeping a eye on me or perhaps I am just being paranoid and they are like you, just a couple of gay men doing whatever it is you gay men get up to in a car parked down a country lane. Oh I nearly forgot, in answer your question I think Father Shenanigans wants me to keep myself available so I think he may want to see me tomorrow some time before making his final report to the Elders, so I would think it won't be until Saturday until I make the payment. And don't forget, if Father Shenanigans contacts you get your story straight, OK.
PS: I told Father Shenanigans your boyfriends name was Simon, try to remember that and don't use his real name.
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As Mr Harold had not got a reply (I wonder why?) he gave Charles a little poke yesterday evening just to be annoying.
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| How's it going my friend? just a quick email to ask if you've heard from Father Shenanigans yet? if so what did he ask you? Also did you manage to find out anything about the men in the car? their still parked up at the end of the lane and I'm getting a bit worried. Anyway, get back to me as soon as possible, after all it's not like you have much else to do whilst waiting at the airport. Stay strong and don't spend to much time hanging around the men's toilets. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:44 am |
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Charles is a very rude man and has still not had the decency to reply to Mr Harold, perhaps Father Shenanigans will have better luck.
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Good morning sir, please let me introduce myself, my name is Edward Shenanigans, I have the honour of being one of the seven Grand Inquisitors of The Church of Saint Dismas here in the United Kingdom. I write to you on a most delicate matter having been given your email address by one of our parishioners by the name of Harold [surname removed].
I will get straight to the point as I am sure you are a busy man. Harold is claiming that he is expecting a large amount of money to be delivered by your good self, is this true? I ask because unfortunately Harold has the tendencies to, how shall I put this? live in a fantasy world I think would be the kindest way to describe it. He has done this sort of thing before and The Church being concerned for all our flock like to keep an eye on him to keep him out of trouble. Harold mentioned you have already been in contact with Father Fudgepole, unfortunately I am sorry to say there is no such person, Father Fudgepole is I'm sorry to say really Harold pretending to be a priest, in the past he has also claimed to be Father Ted Crilly, Father jack Hackett, Bishop Leonard Brennan and even Sister Doyle, I can only assume Harold is a Father Ted fan. I hope he did not waste your time as Father Fudgepole trying to get you to do something silly, if you can tell me what email address Harold is using for Father Fudgepole I will get it shut down.
As I say, Harold has had some issues since his wife Mary died 6 years ago and tends to mask his pain by sometimes living in a fantasy world of his own making with imaginary friends, I think it was Gummidge, Young Tom and Fatima in his last escapade. However, all that being said does not detract from the possibility that you are real and not a figment of Harold's troubled mind and if Harold really is entitled to the fund you are trying to deliver we at The Church stand ready to help you in any way we can. As I say, we here at The Church of Saint Dismas want what is best for Harold so if It will make things easier for you please do not hesitate to contact me.
I look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience
May the Blessed Pizzle of the Mount of Saint Dimas be within you always.
Gods blessings
Edward |
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A little later Mr Harold demands to know what is going on.
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What on earth is going on? your doing it again, aren't you? You ask me a question about when I'm going to pay the fee and you haven't even got the decency to say thank you for my reply. I have just been talking to my friend Gummidge about you and he said he thinks you are a very ignorant man for ignoring me. You have not even let me know if father Shenanigans has been in touch with you and what was said if he has, did he mention anything about Simon? What I really need to know is do you want to get that cash to me or not? I have better things to do with my time than sit here waiting for you to reply. By the way, that damned car is still there but I think it is two different men in it today, do you think I should call the police or knock on their window and ask what their up to. Anyway, stop acting like such a sulky child and get back to me because I WANT MY MONEY.
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I know at this point I am probably never going to hear from Charles again and I am breaking one of the unwritten rules that some priscribe to that we should not waste more effort than our lad but it ammuses me to do so. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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