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Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

^Sandra has already been kind enough to supply three bank accounts (July 31st, August 2nd and August 30th, all reported). What I can't get her to do is send any kind of trophy, which is rather annoying when I see how others here seem to do it with their pets with apparent ease Mad

. Oh well, the show must go on.

Not sure what Sandra hopes to achieve with her latest offering, I'm sure Mr Harold will be just as confued.
00:07

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send me the money

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Mr Harold's up and about.

Just now.

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Sandra

I was surprised to see another email from you waiting for me when I logged into my email account to send Fatima an email telling her I would be sending her the £5,000 she needs to help her to travel here to be with me. Yes, I know that is more than you needed for your needs but evidently visas and passports are more expensive to obtain in the Benin Republic. Anyway, money should not enter into it when love is involved, and yes I know I said I was going to take things more slowly this time but I really do think Fatima is that special someone I have been looking for. I know Fatima may not be as good looking as you and she does have that wooden leg of course but at least she has been honest about it from the start, which is something you were not about your pregnancy. If only you could have been a little more honest and forthcoming throughout the weeks we have known one another then I think things could have been different, but as things have turned out I now have a new love in my life. When I told Gummidge and Young Tom About our break up at the casino last night Gummidge said that he was glad I had come to my senses and seen you for what you were. he said he didn't want to say anything before but he never really trusted you but didn't want to say anything as he could see how happy you had made me. Young Tom on the other hand said he liked you and thought I should honour my promise to send you the £3,500, if only as a parting gift. If I do that Sandra will you leave me alone to get on with my life and the new found happiness Fatima has brought into it? I won't tell Fatima about sending you the money because I don't think she would be very happy with me, I told her all about us and she said you sounded like some kind of a scammer, which is of course utterly ridiculous. I mean to say, what idiot would spend all these weeks emailing me and have nothing to show for it after all of that time? I think that's why in the short time I have known Fatima I have come to love her so much, it's the funny little things she says in her emails to me that make me laugh, I mean to suggest that you're a scammer is as silly as saying I could teach Fleabag to play Chess, even thinking about it now is making me smile. You surely have to admit, and I don't mean this in a nasty way, but you really are not clever enough to be a scammer, I mean, someone like you would probably starve to death before they made any money out of trying to scam people. Anyway, now we've both had a good laugh about it let me know if you want the £3,500 or not as your last email was a little unclear.

Regards

Harold

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:47 am

Quote:

as your last email was a little unclear.

Funny guy your harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

^Perhaps that's what Sandra finds so endearing about the old fool. It seems that no matter what nonsense he writes she still keeps coming back for more. Laughing

Sandra, 14:08

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I WANT IT PLS SEND ME

Mr Harold will reply later.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Mr Harold replies and he's not best pleased.

Just now.

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Sandra

For Christ sake woman! I sent you my last email at 09:23, what is the point of sending your reply saying you still want the £3,500 halfway through the bloody afternoon? I have just bloody well got back from sending Fatima the £5,000 she needed and I could have sent your £3,500 a the same time if you had bloody well got back to me me a little bit quicker. I don't understand what's the matter with you! you seem to delight in causing me more problems and work than is necessary. Now I'm going to have to go back into Southampton again tomorrow just to send you your bloody money, do you think I have nothing better to do? I tell you, I'm really beginning to rue the day you came bagging me for help and it will be a blasted good job when you are out of my life forever. I sometimes wish I was not such a good and honourable man and then I could just ignore your whiny emails, but I am not, so honour demands I keep my promise to you and send the £3,500. So don't worry, I will go back into Southampton tomorrow and send you the money even though it's a damned inconvenience but once I have sent it I do not want to hear from you again.

Harold

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:02 pm

Glad to hear that Fat Ima got her money. That'll pay for the woodworm treatment on her wooden leg. Meanwhile your lad is agog with excitement at the forthcoming payday. Surely nothing will go wrong Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Sandra's her usual chatty self. Laughing

01:51

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fool at 40 is what mugu?

I'm as confused as Mr Harold as to what Sandra means by what I assume is an insult about Mr Harold being a fool, what does the 40 and Quetion mark mean? Is it a question, is it a statement, is Sandra still unsure if Mr Harold is real or not? We shall see.

Just now.

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Sandra

I have absolutely no Idea what you are blathering on about this time and to be honest I really don't care. I am only writing this email to ask if I should still use the last bank account details you sent me on the 30th of August? I know at this point you are probably saying with surprise "has it really been that long since I sent it?". I know!, I could not believe it either, how time flies when one has been enjoying themselves. Anyway, if you can try to get back to me within a reasonable time frame and let me know if I am still to use that account I can get the £3,500 sent to you today and then there will be no further need for us to have anything to do with each other.

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Sandra had been quiet and Mr Harold was waiting to see if she had finally given up or twigged but then he got this.

00:20 today.

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send it waiting

Mr Harold is really beginning to loose his rag.

Just Now.

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Sandra you dozy bint!

Did you not read my last email? I asked you if I should send the £3,500 to the last account you gave me? "send it waiting" is not a clear answer to that question and neither is it a polite one. Firstly it does not tell me for sure if you want me to send it to that account or you would like me to send it to another and secondly a please and thank you wouldn't go amiss. Sandra, you really have become one of the rudest young ladies that I have ever had the misfortune to come across. Why can't you try to be more like my lovely Fatima? she sent me such a beautiful email so full of gratitude and love when she saw the £5,000 had reached the account of the Pastor helping her. It was also an email full of honesty, unlike you Fatima has had the good sense to find out before hand if she is fit to travel and unfortunately the doctor has told her (Thanks to Discombobulated lass for giving me the idea for this next bit of sillyness) that she needs the woodworm in her wooden leg treated before any airline would permit her to fly as she would not get through customs in the UK for fear of spreading a non-indigenous species into the country. Fatima has told me that it will cost at least another £1,000 to have her wooden leg fumigated or alternatively there is a man at the refugee camp that could carve her a brand new one out of Iroko or Bubinga wood for around £2,000 undecorated or she could go for a more natural look and have it calved from Wenge and the man will try to match the wood to Fatima's skin colour and just varnish it. Of course, Fatima being the delightfully honest person that she is has said that Wenge will be a little more expensive at around £3,000 but I think Fatima deserves the best after all she has been through in her sweet young life. So Sandra, if you don't want the £3,500 I know where it can be put to better use than being wasted on an ungrateful person like yourself. I hope in your next email (should you decide to reply) that you will show me the respect of a least pretending to be polite and thankful.

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Not much happening on the Sandra front but Mr Harold will keep at it in the hope of getting a forth account.

2nd October 14:37

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yes send the money to me

2nd October 16:33

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Sandra

You really are such a rude young lady, did your poor dead parents not teach you to say please?

Harold

Today 02:02

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are you sending it?

Just now

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Sandra

I will send it when you say PLEASE.

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Has Sandra no self respect? Rolling Eyes

00:48

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PLEASE SIR SEND IT

Half an hour ago.

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Sandra

Now, doesn't that make you feel better? Saying please didn't hurt you and it now allows me to send you the £3,500 I promised all of those many weeks ago. I hope you now realise that his whole business could have been far less painful for the both of us if you had only listened to me and done what I asked from the start. Who knows? perhaps things would have worked out differently and It would be you, little Harold/Haroldette and I that would have been spending our lives together. Oh well, that's all water under the bridge and I now have Fatima in my life to make me happy. As you already know, Thursday night was casino night and I have just got back home so I need to get my head down for a few hours but I will pop into Southampton this afternoon and send your £3,500. Actually the timing of your shouted "PLEASE SIR SEND IT" has worked out nicely as Fatima's birthday is on Tuesday and I promised to send her £1,000 for a nice watch she would like as a birthday present. I have to tell you, Fatima is such a joy to me, she's always happy and is never rude, in fact she is the total opposite of you. Anyway, as I said, that's all water under the bridge and once I send you the £3,500 there will be no need for either of us to have anything to do with one another.

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

13:32, just to keep Sandra's hopes up.

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Sandra

I just thought I would let you know I'm just about to set off to catch the numer 6 bus into Southampton. With any luck the money should be in the pastors account by late afternoon and then you will be able to get on with your life the same way I am trying to get on with mine. So I guess this is goodbye, I hope you can find some kind of happiness in the future.

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

16:15

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thank you sir pls ones you send it send me the info so that i will get
the money thank you.

Problem? Who'd have thought it.

Just now.

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Sandra

Sorry for this late reply but I met Gummidge and Young Tom on my way home and they talked me into going to the Weasel and Ferret for a couple of pints. Well, you know how it is, a couple turn into four and then six and before you know it it's closing time. I'm sorry to say that after staggering home I went straight to bed and totally forgot to send you the news that I encountered a slight problem with transferring your money. I think I'd still be asleep now if it wasn't for the terrible stink coming from Fleabags litter tray, I think the little bugger must have eaten something that hasn't agreed with him. Anyway, let's not worry to much about Fleabag, it's his own fault and I doubt he'll ever learn his lesson. Now, back to this dammed money of yours, I know the problem is not at this end as I was able to transfer Fatima's £1,000 into Pastor Jacob's account without a hitch but for some reason or other the bank could not complete your transaction. Can you check that Father Vermin did not make a mistake with the account information he gave you. I really do have to say this is all rather annoying as now I will need to make another trip back into Southampton just to send your £3,500. If you can get back to me as soon as you can I will try to get this business concluded today as I really do want to see the back off you.

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Is Sandra serious?

13:48

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ARE YOU BACK?

Mr Harold will reply in due course.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Mr Harold replies

Just now.

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Sandra

What on earth does your email mean? BACK FROM WHERE? I don't understand what you're asking. I told you in my last email to check with Father Vermin if he had made a mistake with the account details he gave you because the transaction kept failing when my bank tried to send the £3,500. Are you deliberately being obtuse? Are you acting the way you are in the hope that you can stay in my life a little bit longer? If that's what you're up to I have to say you're wasting your time. It's over between us and you must accept that and try to move on with your life the same way that I'm moving on with mine. All I need is to get this £3,500 to you and then I can forget all about you and the stress you have caused me and concentrate on Fatima and our future happiness. Now!, for Gods sake! will you get Father Vermin to supply the correct account details so that I can finally be rid of you once and for all.

Harold

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:52 am

If this isn't true love I don't know what is.

I don't respond much here, but I do enjoy this thread

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

^ Thanks. Not sure this is going much further but it's been going on far too long to let Sandra have the last word. Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:53 pm

A word is about all she can manage. Any more and you're being spoilt Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

^Looks like Sandra has decided to spoil Mr Harold. It's a shame the silly mare has sent the same bank details of that damned untrustworthy woman from way back (July 31st).

14:15

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Pls i will like to live with you am sorry if i say any bad word to you
Pls am sorry.

Use the accnout and send the money i will get it ones you send it thank you.

Bank Name: Standard Bank Of South Africa Limited.
Bank address: 5 Simmonds Street, Johannesburg, south africa
Account Name:##########.
Account No.: ###########.
Swift code: ########
Branch code: ######
Address: ### #### ### ## Protea, Glen, Johannesburg, South Africa.
Country: South africa.

Purpos of Payment : Services Or Gift.or PERSONAL AFFAIRS.

Miss Sandra.

Obviously Mr Harold will be totally confused by this strange turn of events when he finds the time to reply.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:36 pm

You can always chop her dolla courtesy of the fake email giving different bank details. Bet that'll elicit a few choice words for you Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Mr Harold replies.

Just now.

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Sandra

To say I am totally confused by your continued nincompoopery would be an understatement. First let me make it very clear that you are no longer coming to live with me, that delightful pleasure is now reserved for my beautiful Fatima, who I may hasten to add has just sent me a lovely photograph of herself wearing her new wooden leg. Fatima has also told me that her travel documents are almost ready and all she needs now is some new luggage and perhaps some new warmer clothes in preparation for our harsh British winter. She has assured me that she will be able to purchase all she needs for no more than another £2,000 which seems very reasonable to me. I would have liked to have said that you are lucky that I shall have to go back into Southampton tomorrow to send Fatima the extra money for her needs and that I could have sent your £3,500 at the same time, however, yet again you manage to baffle me with your strange and erratic behaviour. Why on earth are you asking me to send the £3,500 to the account of that damned woman from the refugee camp who tried to trick you when you were staying there. Don't tell me you have left the safety of the church and the protective wing of Father Vermin and have returned to the refugee camp? Are you mad? have all my warnings about Pastor Peter and that damned Pare woman fallen on deaf ears? Did I not warn you that Pastor Peter had evil designs on your inheritance? I know it's over between us and I have a new love in my life, but that does not mean that I can't worry about your safety, not to mention the safety of the new life you are about to bring into the world. Think about what you are doing, why are you putting yourself and and your unborn child in peril? I know I have said I do not bag, but I am bagging you now to flee, flee back to the sanctuary that Father Vermin and his church was giving you. Even as I write this I am sure Mrs Pare and the evil Pastor Peter are hatching their dastardly plans. So once again I say flee while you still have the chance, and once you are safely back with Father Vermin send me his correct bank details and I will send you the money I have promised you, on that you have my word.

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

I'm starting to get the feeling it's Sandra that's baiting me. What other explanation can there be for her apparent belief that £3,500 is still coming her way? Oh well, never mind, at least her reply would suggest she is still wasting her time actually reading Mr Harold's replies (every second counts). Laughing

02:08

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pls send me the money they will not see me again pls help me and use
the info and send the money thank you

As usual Mr Harold will reply in due course.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

As sandra still seems to be reading Mr Harold's emails it seems only fair that he keeps sending his long winded replies.

Just now.

Quote:

Sandra

I really do not comprehend what is wrong with you, did you not understand what I told you in my last email? You can't really be serious if you think I am going to send £3,500 to that damned Pare woman's sisters account. I thought you and I agreed long ago that she and Pastor Peter were in cahoots in trying to get there hands on your late fathers money. For God sake! you will need every cent of that 35 million dollars if you plan on raising little Harold or Haroldette as a single mother. What if it's twins or triplets? I've been led to believe that children can be quite expensive to raise. Obviously that's something I have never experienced first hand as Mary and I were never blessed with a child of our own. Can't you understand that's why I get so angry with you? you have been bestowed with one of Gods greatest gifts and yet you continue to put your own selfish needs before that of your unborn child, or God willing children. What do you think will happen when Pastor Peter and Mrs Pare and perhaps even her sister make you sign over your inheritance to them? They will kill you, that's what they will do, and what do you think will happen to poor little Harold or Haroldette then? At the moment of your death, they will not magically pop out and live long and fruitful lives, NO!, they will also die and all because you were too stupid to heed my advice. If you don't want to listen to me then there is not much I can do about that, but below, highlighted in red, is the email Pastor Peter sent me on the 11th of September. I bag you, read his words and make up your own mind what that evil man meant.

I lost her iv the fund i will show you who are am if that girl dies
you die i will be looking for her and if i get her now i will get all
the money and send out of here i will do that ones i see her maybe you
have taking her to get all her money and i know that she will like to
give you all the money i know if i see her you lost all.

There you see! not pretty reading is it? If you won't listen to me, read the words Pastor Peter wrote and I think, even somebody as dense as yourself will understand my concerns for your safety. I never told you about that email at the time as you had already fled the refugee camp and you were safe under the protection of Father Vermin and his church, therefore I didn't want to place anymore stress or distress on you as I could tell you were already at the end of your tether with the way the plans for our future together were being thwarted by circumstances beyond our control. So please, I bag you go back to Father Vermin and the safety you had found with him. I think you know in your heart of hearts that my words are wise and should not be ignored. I think you also know, but are to proud to admit it, that all the problems we have faced have been because you kept ignoring my wise advice, and now look were that's got you. So once again I urge you to flee back to Father Vermin and send me his correct account details and then this can all be over. One other thing before I go, and I think even you will be able to understand this question, and the question is, how did you expect to collect the money from Mrs Pare sisters account without Mrs Pare or Pastor Peter being informed by her that you were back in the camp? I pray this email reaches you in time to allow you to make good your escape, try to stay safe.

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Well, after a couple of days of silence from Sandra, she's back, and isn't she chatty. Surprised

13:45

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My dare Harold,

Yes i saw all the mails but they will not see me here i am now okay so
Pls what do you want me do now? (What a silly question)

I need you to send me the money and Pls can you just show me love by
using Money Gram to send me the #3500 or any money that can get me my
passport and visa can you help me Pls i what to live here now they
will be looking for me pls send me the money by Money Gram i will get
the info from the father here is i try to ask for account number they
will try to know what am doing like who i am and were do i come from
here so all this i don't need it now, all i need is to live here as
soon as i can pls send me the money by money gram i will get it faster
pls Harold help me out.

I wait for your mail now.

Miss Sandra.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Mr Harold's reply

Just now.

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Sandra

I don't understand what you are telling me, and to be honest I'm nearly at the end of my patience with you and I'm beginning not to care anymore. Are you telling me, after all I have said, that you are still mooching around that damned refugee camp. For God sake you silly girl! even if Pastor Peter and Mrs Pare haven't seen you yet I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before they do. Even if they don't see you I'm sure they have there informants both within the camp and outside that have been offered a reward for bringing you to them. Where are you sending your emails from? I hope your not sneaking into Pastor Peters office to send them when his not there. Or perhaps I've got it all wrong and misunderstood what you are trying to tell me, perhaps Pastor Peter no longer prowls the camp, perhaps the camp controller has finally caught up with his many nefarious deeds and acts of wanton homosexuality and dismissed him from his post. I hope my latter interpretation of your email is indeed the case, why else would you mention getting info from the father there? Does that mean there is somebody new administering to the spiritual needs of all the poor souls in the camp? If, as I hope, my second interpretation of your confusing email is correct let me know if you think the new father can be trusted. I know given your past judgement of peoples character that's a big risk for me to take, but I think if he's a good man he could be very helpful in getting the £3,500 to you. Try to get back to me as soon as you can as I would like to get this business of you and the £3,500 out of my life before Fatima arrives.

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

It's hilarious how long you've kept this rude and demanding ladette on the hook, Mr Dapper.

It does strike me, though, in this and other baits, that the lads pretending to be lasses are so often much more rude, aggressive and abrasive than lads being lads.