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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 3:50 pm

He is right, there is a delivery company scam going on and he's afraid this is one of those, but nothing related to lith-pog can be found online

Friday January 10
Calimero: Prove it that this not a scam
Nora: I'm done proving myself to you. And where the hell does it say that it is a scam? My mom would like to know because earlier this week I have sent something to her and she received it. I believe she'd like to know it's fake
Calimero: Okay am sorry okay but can you call them and ask where the parcel is right now
Help follow it up I will be right here waiting
Nora: You can track it on their website. I see no reason why I should do anything else for you
Calimero: That is the mean reason I keep nagging it not working
I tried
Several times I keep trying
I saw your mail you sent me
I you the one helping the company to send mails to me because now you go off and I get a mail from the company
Hope this is real
Nora: It doesn't matter what I say, you won't believe me anyway
Calimero: Just tell me
I will
Nora: No you won't
Calimero: U will
Nora: I'm done with your attitude
Calimero: Honey what will you do if you where in my shoes
You did not inform me that you want to sent me a gift
Nora: I don't know what I would do but I certainly won't insult you over it
It was a surprise and is I would've told you before it wouldn't be a surprise
Calimero: But it not right
No
what saying is that hope am not paying for anything
Nora: You should really change your bad attitude
I told you a thousand times I paid for everything
And what do I get in return? Insults from a gay boy who got bumfucked too damn hard one too many times
Calimero: Hmmm 🤔 I hope this surprises turn out to be real
You better stop calling me a gay
You making me mad
Nora: You better stop calling everything fake
Calimero: Am still wondering
You never showed me where you have seen that, you keep talking about format without explaining and you keep insulting me and saying things I don't understand
So start now
Nora: 17track is the wrong website
Calimero: That where you confirm all tracking
Nora: never heard of it
They're fake
Calimero: You said your mom received a package right
Nora: Perceptive
So you do read what I write
Calimero: What type of iPhone you bought?
Nora: 11pro something
Calimero: How much does it cost over there
Nora: Rude
Calimero: Don't insult me again you are full of insults
Nora: Rude
Calimero: And don't call me a gay boy
Nora: Sheesh you gays are intense
Calimero: Am a man not boy
You full of insults
Nora: ahw really? The way you're acting is like you're only 4 and that's stretching it
Calimero: Enough of this
Nora: I was just getting started
Calimero: You actually acting like a little girl
How can you sent someone me a gift and you did not ask if I wanted it?
And you even came with a company that is not on any social media platform
Nora: I send you what you liked remember
But maybe I should've gotten you a pacifier
Or a buttplug
Surrey for being inconsiderate
Calimero: You wanna insult me
You ask me what?
You are just dreaming
Look at your English very bad,
Nora: Autocorrect
I can type Calimero likes being buttfucked by 50 man while sucking on another dick perfectly
Calimero: Not a problem
Who are you
Nora: Nora
Calimero: Where are you from?
Nora: NL
Calimero: Why do you want me?
Nora: Nice to meet you south african gay boy from biloxi
I don't want you anymore, gay isn't my type
Calimero: Why do you call me a gay boy?
Nora: Oh you didn't know it yet
There's no shame in it
Calimero: <voicemessage>
Nora: I didn't know gay boys were so touchy
Calimero: Good bye
Nora: Ahw
Really?
You know I was pretty content with life before I met you. I don't have any mission and didn't have any other than being with you but you don't want that. Why don't you just tell me
Calimero: I want you
But now you spoil everything by calling me a gay and also calling me a boy
Why will you do such a thing
Nora: Because you're mean and acting like one
Calimero: Am not
Am not acting like one don't start
Nora: I think you're the one who started it. I never asked you to act like a gay boy
Calimero: You repeated that word again
Please go away I don't want a woman like you in my life
You are to insulting
And I can't stand you anymore
Nora: Maybe you understand how I feel now, because I"m not very keen on your insults as well
Calimero: You not a good woman
I told you before that all what you want is to destroy my life?
You won
Enjoy your life
Am sure this is how you where insulting your ex
That why he was not able to stand you
Nora: If you keep it up like this I"m getting more and more convinced about the gay boy thing
Calimero: Stop
You making me feel sick now
ARE YOU JUST GOOD ENOUGH IN HURTING PEOPLE
Nora: right back atcha
Calimero: Stop met mensen pijn te doen
Het is echt niet goed oké
Je bent bezig het leven van anderen te vernietigen
Dus waarom gebruik je mijn hoofd
Nora: because it looks like an egg
Calimero: Like your own egg head too
I think you are a little lesbian girl 👧
Nora: awh.... gay boy is throwing a hissy fit again
how cute
Calimero: Lesbian girl is still having fun
Lesbian girl is having fun
This is what you ever wanted
Every time you hurt me
I think I will have to stop writing to you right now
so you can keep on sending what ever you want including your insult
If you are really made for me I will definitely be yours
Nora: Then you should first stop acting like a little whining gay boy
because I don't need that drama in my life
Calimero: And you should act like a mature person and stop nagging
Nora: see you're doing it again
Calimero: Be yourself and stand strong
Nora: meaning?
Calimero: Make your altitude real enough since you are not showing off yourself
Nora: I don't like showing off. Modesty is a better way of life
And if you ever checked the map, the altitude here is crazy. below sea level and we're not even drowning
Calimero: If you send you sent a parcel and it genuine
Than why can't you prove it
There most be a receipt or a document 📄 to prove
Not acting smart
Nora: I've sent you the document yesterday
Calimero: That was the receipt of the shipping company
I mean the receipt of the item you bought
Nora: What about it?
Calimero: Is it a crime if you show me?
Nora: it's rude to ask
Calimero: No it not rude to ask
It an evidence
I see not reason if you said you sent me a gift and you can't show it to me
Nora: It is rude to ask for the price of gifts, so no I'm not showing you
Calimero: Receipt is now an issue and you want me to believe you are real
Nothing you ever accepted to show me
That identifying you like a fake person
Nora: acting like a gay boy is now an issue and you have never proven to me that you're not one
Calimero: That the receipt of the stuff a friend bought and send to me
Why is yours different
Nora: It's rude to ask for the price of a gift
Calimero: You claim you know everything
And you can never prove yourself right for a day
Nora: It's rude to ask for the price of a gift
Calimero: It only a scammer that keep hiding their identity 🆔 and every thing to locate them with
Nora: And it's a gay boy that hides that they're not straight
Calimero: You hide receipt of the phone, watch and necklace
And you want me to accept it real you most be a joker
You can call me a pornstar or whatever , but you are really good scammer
Nora: And you're a really good gay boy
Calimero: You are trying to use the word gay boy to escape from you evil doing
And punishment is coming to you soon
Nora: you're trying to use the word scammer to hide the fact that you're a little gay boy
Calimero: You come online deceiving people asking them if there like gold that really bad
How long will you do this
Nora: you come online making woman fall in love with you while you are a gay. That's very bad
Calimero: Are you not ashamed of yourself
Lazy woman
Nora: Gay boy
Calimero: Gold seller
How much do you sell gold 🌟
I will like to purchase gold from you
Nora: you're overdoing it. When you wear more gold than a watch and necklace everybody will know you're gai
Calimero: You said you love me
You said you will never like to me
You said you gonna bring me to Netherland
And you where also Nigerian lol
Nora: And you said you loved me and wanted a family with me. In case you didn't know, I"m a female, can you even get your little wangler up for a female?
Calimero: You are a female
And you love me right?
Nora: I'm not so sure I love you anymore. After all your insults and the fact that you're gay
Calimero: You most be I a high madness and crazy drug life for calling me a gay are you stupid
Do I look like a gay
Don't be a fool
You most be crazy for calling me that
Why do you tell that to you dad
Am sure he most be the founder of the gay society
You can fuck off my my Facebook friend list
You acting like a stupid crazy old woman
Nora: No I don't tell that to my dad because I know for a fact that he's had sex with my mother
Calimero: Why do you wait until I meet you and fuck the hell out of you
Stop been silly stupid
Nora: Thought you weren't coming anymore
Calimero: I wanna come but
Since you refuse to send the money then it ain't gonna be possible
Because I don't have such amount of money with me
You have my passport already you can send it through a western union money transfer
Nora: I have sent you money but you're being an ungrateful little bitch
Calimero: You sent nothing
Enough of you silly stupid altitude
If you keep insulting me then am not really ready for this
Do I look like someone you sent money too
How can you come up with a story and said you sent me a package 📦 through a delivery company that is not recognized in any where
A company that has no immunity
Nora: You look like a little gay boy with an egghead
Calimero: A company that has no branch
You father is the gay president
And your mother is the head of the lesbian association and you are the most stupid person I have ever came across in my life
Am gonna block you right now so you will never tell me how stupid you are
And one more thing go and see a doctor stupid human being
Thief of the world
Thunder fire your generation stupid fool
Nora: you're still typing
Calimero: Am just busy waisting my time with a stupid woman
Thunder fire your life
Mad man
I gave you my heart and everything
I fall in love with you from the very first day I set my eye on you, believe your words and I trusted you with everything in me
I never lied or betrayed my love for you
I respected your health issues and never care of seeing your face despite the situation in the Internet
I trusted you I told my mom about you
I did all I can to love you more and more 😭😭 I told you all I have suffered from the hands of ladies that pretend to love me back
I did not eat only just to look for a Holland embassy
To come see you and yet you break 💔 my heart why why why ❓
Why will you hurt 🤕 me so bad
Nora: because you pretended to be straight and turned out to be gay. I hate lies
Calimero: What wrong have I committed to gain all this hate 😡 from you
If you call me a gay then you are really ready to end this relationship
What wrong with you
Do I look like a gay to you
Am straight up
Am doing all I can to make peace and you keep increasing the issues
Is it because I want a prove those that make me a gay
Nora: (responding to: Do I look like a gay to you)
YES
Calimero: Thank say good bye
I think we are both done in this relationship right ?
Nora: If you can prove you're not a gay we might still have a chance
Calimero: You most be crazy
Nora: equals attract apparently
Calimero: If you want a prove pick up your call
Nora: I want a prove that you're not gay
If you are Nora born by your father pick up your call
Nora: If you are Calimero the straight man then prove you're not a gay boy by showing you can get hard for a woman
Calimero: Good I will do that now pick up your call on video
Deal
Nora: You can make a picture of it
Calimero: No excuses
No I can't
Video
And I most see you on video call today
Because all this rubbish most end today
Nora: Then you must be a gay
Calimero: I will call you 5 times and if you do not pick forget about me in your life
Because you have really disappointed me and destroy my life
So now I have made my final decision if you don't pick up I will block you and move on with my life
1
2
Nora: Can't you even count to 5?
Calimero: 3
4
Nora: You didn't make that picture yet
Calimero: Show me your pussy
Nora: don't answer a request with another request
Calimero: No you most show me
Nora: gay
Calimero: You are sick
You know nothing about me
Nora: I know you're gay
Calimero: You have deceived me
1. You have not court me sleeping with anyone
2. All my pictures I sent you
I don't dress like one
3. I have did video for you and I don't look or act like one
4. I have been straight and sincere to you
BUT YOU HAVE NOT SHOW ME THE REAL YOU
SO WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
Nora: 1. You're not in the same country so it's easy for you to do whatevery you like
2. that doesn't prove you're straight
and 2. Yes, you dress like one
3. Yes you look and act like one
4. you've been gay to me
Calimero: Lol you are really mad you just wanna escape because I called you a big scammer and a big thief
When you are ready
to show yourself I will be also ready
Nora: You're turning things around. You're afraid to show yourself because you're gay and that's why you call me a scammer. You're not ready for anything
Calimero: You are a big fool scammer
You want be to pay that fake design delivery company of yours
You start call me a gay because I refuse to fall for your evil trappe
If I see you on a video call
Tell I will do all you ask
But if I don't forget it okay
Nora: You're just afraid to show me because I will see that you are a gay
Calimero: Call me just the way you called me on video then I will pull all my clothes and you will see how big my dicks is
You are the one afraid to call if you are not a scammer
You wanna see dick right
Than call me on video as simple as ABC
Why did you pick and see how big it is
And you called me a gay
I think you Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) has increased
You really have to see a doctor
Nora I have done my research about you
<picture of coffinsurfer's character>
Nora: That's my mother's friend, how is that doing research about me?
Calimero: Am sorry my love
I was so wrong about you
It was not my fault to be mean to you
Nora: yes you were
Calimero: Am sorry
She told me a lot about all you have been through and how you had Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) by your Ex husband
I understand it difficult to believe things this days because a lots of rumors are spreading around the Internet and this make me doubt a lot
Remember about my past life
NORA AM SORRY
PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY
Nora: Only if you send me that picture to prove that you're not gay
Calimero: Honey am not pleased stop call me that it makes me feel angry again am really controlling my feelings
Nora: Then prove to me that you are not gay by sending me the picture I asked you and I will never call you gay again
Make it a bit sexy please
Calimero: Lol what will you show me in return
Nora: I'll think about it
Calimero: Are you sure
Lol
Nora: Yes I'll think about it
Calimero: But honestly honey you want me to do something nasty am a Christian and this is really bad
Nora: If you will be my husband I'll see it anyway
Calimero: Yes I will bring my body to you I sent you some documents in your Email it Dutch and I don't understand how to feel it
Am coming home
Nora: You're not coming near me until you have proven to me that you are not a gay
Calimero: I am not
And you should get that in your head please I have never doubted you
Nora: hahahahahahahahaha
Calimero: And I will send you my mother cell phone number now
Nora: you called me a scammer more times than I can count
I don't need a number, I need to see a picture of you showing me that you can get hard for a girl
Calimero: Give her a call and tell her to tell you about my life
Nora: i'm not calling anyone
Calimero: Do you really want us to get married grew up and enjoy life together
Do you want me to stay with you forever
Nora: Not if you're gay
Calimero: Than you have to wait
I can't do anything am sorry
If you think you think am gay go on and do your own research just the way I did my
Nora: I did my research on you and everything points to the fact that you are
a gay boy
impotent probably
whining certainly
Calimero: Hahahahah why did you did that
Hahahah
Funny you that why I love you so much you keep acting like you knew everything
Honey
<some screenshots of his chat with coffinsurfer>
Nora: Don't you honey me mister gay

Of all people he contacted a fellow baiter (coffinsurfer) to check if nora is real. And earlier today he created a new profile of a girl and contacted nora, asked her if she was married. Nora told her that her fiancee just turned out to be gay.

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:03 pm

^^^ The P-LOG website is very professional and has client login and parcel tracking capabilities. I just checked Google and there is nothing there that indicates it is a scam. Lads get suspicious when they see very few hits when they search on the company name. The first hit is usually to the main site itself. Then you get half or dozen hits to URL analyzer sites. Those will show that the P-LOG domain was registered relatively recently. That is what makes lads nervous the most.

Bertje, maybe you can alter the text that is displayed on the first hit on Google searches. Right now it says something about having many years of experience providing services such as x, y, z etc. Maybe it should say "created in 2018 via the mergers of fake company A and fake company B, we have over 50 years of experience in...yada yada whatever". Obviously the old websites of the premerged companies won't exist anymore and it would explain why the P-LOG site is as new as it is. This is far from the first lad questioning the site based on Google results. Adding legitimacy as to why the site is so new but the company isn't may help to pacify suspicious lads. Just a suggestion.

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:11 pm

^^^ The idiot bluffs and is paranoid. Nothing else. Laughing

My characters:
- Mr. Elvis Presley - Customer Care Manager at PLog
- the PLog "servers" - the parcel's monitoring office
===

January 08 - January 10

- The "PLog servers" sent a short info to our moron:

Quote:

~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~

TRACKING CODE: TRK93160****
PIN: 28****

Dear Calimero,

A parcel has been allocated for delivery by the following customer: Nora Johnson.
Please visit our web site at http://www.plog.com and use the following code to track your parcel: TRK93160****.
If you are already a PLog customer, you may go directly to our login page to track your package.
The email on record for tracking code TRK93160**** is: [email protected]

For to track your parcel, simply head over to www.plog.com and log in with the following details:
- Username (your email): [email protected]
- Password (standard): ********
For security reasons you are required to change your personal password the first time you log in.

Should you experience any difficulties, please contact Customer Support Department: [email protected] and reference the tracking number of your parcel in the "Subject" line (on the title) of the message. Our PLog officer responsible for your account is Mr. Elvis Presley: [email protected] and he will handle the entire operation, until delivery. Feel free to contact him for any specific questions.

The PLog Team

and

Quote:

~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~

The parcel TRK93160**** has passed the preliminary phase of customs evaluation and it is now in the custody of the commercial hub at Schiphol - Amsterdam airport. For details contact your account officer.

The PLog Team

- Calimero to my manager Elvis:

Quote:

Hello what do I have to do to get my package
And how much do I have to pay

- My manager Elvis:

Quote:

"Hello" what? Who are you?
Are you a client of our company or do you want some relations & infos about our services?

Regards,
Elvis Presley
Customer Care Manager - Africa Division

- Calimero:

Quote:

A package was sent to me by Nora Johnson
I am that stupid fool named Calimero
I want to know when it arrives

Thanks

- Elvis to Calimero:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I understand now; it's about the parcel TRK93160****. All the fees (transportation, handling, customs fees, insurance etc.) have already been paid by the Sender (miss Nora Johnson), so you will just have to sign a receipt document for the package. At the time of delivery, of course. That's all and there are no any additional costs for you.

The internal security rules impose a certain conduct regarding the correct authentication of the Receiver, therefore we need to be sure that the person who responds to the emails (you) is the right person empowered to take the parcel (Mr. Calimero). I hope you understand the reason for these safety measures. So, to complete the authentication procedure, I need from you the following details:
- your full name (as Receiver of the parcel), exactly as it appears in your identity papers,
- full delivery address and your phone number,
- a good quality scanned copy of one of the following documents: National ID Card or Passport or Driver License.
At the time of delivery, you must be able to authenticate yourself with the original identity document, and the representative of our company will verify this by comparing it with the copy already in the internal file.

Thank you for using PLog, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!
Elvis

- Calimero (Passport attached):

Quote:

1. NAME :
2. ADDRESS: PLOT 81 POCKET LAYOUT EAST OFF NWORI AVENUE EXTENSION.NEW OWERRI IMO STATE
3. PHONE NUMBER: +234706309****

When is the package arriving

and

Quote:

That my passport
How can I track my package ?
And where is your head office located in Nigeria and also in Amsterdam?
And also hope am not gonna pay for anything because I have nothing ?
And when is the package arriving ?

- Elvis to Calimero:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I confirm that I have received both messages from you and that everything is fine. You can track the position of the package in real time, through the online application on our site. I think the monitoring service has already sent you the necessary information, but I will also detail here:
For to track your parcel, simply head over to www.plog.com and log in with the following details:
- Username (your email): [email protected]
- Password (standard): ********
For security reasons you are required to change your personal password the first time you log in.

As I already said, The Sender has paid absolutely all the costs of the delivery, so you will have nothing to pay. Of course, you will have to sign the receipt document of the parcel, when you will meet with our agent. Delivery is done door-to-door or, if this is not possible, then you have the possibility to arrange all the details together with the local manager.

The delivery time depends on the duration of the flights between the different airports where the packages are consolidated (the operation by which several packages going in the same direction are collected). The monitoring office sends regular information about the position of the packages, so that the clients know exactly where their package is.

If there are any other unclear things, I will be glad to offer support.

Regards,
Elvis

- The "servers", another short info:

Quote:

~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~

The parcel TRK93160**** has reached Frankfurt International Airport - Germany. You can check the position of your parcel non-stop / 24 / 7, using the online application present on our website.

The PLog Team

- Calimero to Elvis:

Quote:

Hello Elvis Presley can you send me your phone number
And the sender phone number
I misplaced the number she gave me
Thanks for your help

- Elvis:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

The policy of our company is that all communications with our clients are only by email, so that all the messages can be archived on servers, for any subsequent complaints. Our employees do not discuss by telephone any of the delivery details, for security and integrity reasons. There have been many cases where some bad people tried to steal the identity of our clients and tried to fraudulently take possession of the packages. I hope you understand the need to secure transactions. As for The Sender's phone number, I'm afraid we are not allowed to do this. You can request the phone number directly from Miss Johnson.

Regards,
Elvis

- Calimero, the paranoid lad:

Quote:

Am sorry
But I don't know when my package arrived and am worried about this issues
And I can't even login or track my package so am not convinced about your company and I haven't hard about your company before
Because there are lot of fake company
That keep asking for fees
And your company is not in my country
NIGERIA so I don't believe this is real
And am not ready to pay you guys any money

- Elvis, very professional:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

For tracking your parcel you must enter our web page: http://www.plog.com and log in with:
username = your email address = [email protected]
password = one generic = **********
After the first login, it is good for you (for security reasons) to change the password with a personal one.
Now, the package TRK93160**** is in Germany (Frankfurt).

I repeat that you do not have to pay absolutely any commission, because everything is already paid by Sender (by Miss Johnson)!
So, I really don't understand what the money is about in your message. If any of our agents are trying to get money from you, it is illegal and you must immediately refuse and notify me.

Cheers,
Elvis

- A very polite Calimero:

Quote:

Am not tracking anything
Any time it arrives in my country NIGERIA call me you have my data with you already
Goodbye

and

Quote:

And for your information if you think you can use my passport for any illegal deal
I will file a complaint to the authority
Because you can't still indicate when packaged arrivals

- Elvis:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I'm sorry to say that, but are you drunk or drugged? I don't like the tone of your message!
The need for the correct identification of the Receiver is legal and your fears regarding the fraudulent use of that ID copy are unjustified. We have hundreds of customers and it never happened that their IDs got in the wrong hands. The fact that you do not want to track the package is only your personal choice; in any case you will receive regular information about the position of your parcel from our monitoring office.

I already explained to you what the "consolidation" procedure means and how the packages are collected from various Senders; in order to reduce the overall transport costs. I estimate (please note that this is just an estimate, not a certainty) that your parcel will reach its final destination in about 5-7 days.

Regards,
Elvis

- From the "servers":

Quote:

~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~

The parcel TRK93160**** has reached Leonardo da Vinci International Airport - Rome/Italy.

The PLog Team

- Few hours later, another good news:

Quote:

~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~

The parcel TRK93160**** has reached Houari Boumediene International Airport - Algiers/Algeria.

The PLog Team

- Elvis to Calimero:

Quote:

Dear Sir,
I inform you that the parcel TRK93160**** arrived last night in Africa (Algeria) and is following its route to its destination.

Cheers,
Elvis

- Calimero to Elvis:

Quote:

Okay good
Where is it heading to from Algeria
And what time does it arrive in Nigeria

Hope this is real

and

Quote:

Am still waiting for you people to bill me when it arrives in Nigeria
Thanks

- Elvis:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

According to our internal evidence, I see that the next stop will be Casablanca in Morocco. Probably, Dakar (in Senegal) will follow.
This is the third time when you ask me "When does the package arrive in Nigeria?", although I explained very clearly how air transport works.
Tell me are you a complete fool or are you unable to understand what you are reading? This is a sign of mental retardation and must be medically checked.

We have a lot of clients in West Africa and most of them are polite and normal people. You're the first to accuse us of wanting to steal your identity and money.
I'm telling you for the last time, because I don't have enough time to answer all your stupid questions:

- upon delivery, you will need to identify yourself with your identity document (that passport). Our delivery agent will verify this.
- you do not have to pay anything, because all the fees have been paid by Sender.
- you will be informed about the position of the parcel on a regular basis.
- delivery is made by local manager who will discuss with you and together you will establish all the details.

So, is it clear to you now? There are other silly questions you want to ask me?
Regards,
Elvis

===

Calimero is a very skeptical and paranoid idiot... he wants to believe that everything is true.
Nora behaves in a way he cannot control, and this scares him. Laughing

Calimero sent a last "skeptical" message to Elvis... tonight I have no time for him, but I'll answer tomorrow.

- Calimero to Elvis:

Quote:

Hello
Elvis presley or whatever you call yourself
You don't have any right to insult me
Or say some nasty words to me
You are here to assist me get my luggage right
And I ask you a simple question
Where is your brand office location in Nigeria
Because other shipping services have branches in Nigeria such as DHL, USP, FedEx and so on
But I have not had about your company before
So can you tell me where I can locate your office
And also the location of my package

- From the servers, to our boy:

Quote:

~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~

The parcel TRK93160**** has reached Casablanca International Airport - Morocco. You can check the position of your parcel non-stop / 24 / 7, using the online application present on our website.

The PLog Team

===

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:13 pm

I am unsure why Google uses that piece of text from the homepage. It's from the "storage" part of the description. It makes no sense of adding the info you suggested there.

I'm going to look into this. The suggestion is a good one.

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:13 pm

As Linoline mentioned, he contacted Lizzy on fb for confirmation that she is real.

Calimero: Hello please I will like to ask you a very important question
Lizzy: Who are you?
Calimero: Am Egghead PLEASE DO YOU KNOW NORA
We have been dating on Facebook both she refused to show me her face or call me on video call I want to know if she is real or not
Lizzy: Yes I do. I've been friends with her mother for many years. Nora is a lovely young woman who has gone through hell.
Calimero: Really
Am sorry
Lizzy: Yes she has. I think the world of her...
Calimero: But why don't she want to show me her face and call me on video call
I have sent her my picture
Sent her my video calls
Lizzy: You have seen pictures of her, right?
Calimero: Yes
I just wanna be fully convinced that she real
Lizzy: She has suffered terribly because of her ex.
They call it PTSD
And it's real and so is she.
Calimero: Omg she told me about the PTSD
But I really love her so much
Lizzy: What she needs is someone who will understand what she has been through and love her for how she is
Calimero: Am ready for that
Lizzy: It doesn't sound like you are if you're asking if she is real or not...
Calimero: What cause our arguments was that she sent something to me but I told her that I have not had about the company she use in sending that stuff to me
Lizzy: Well I don't think I can help you with that. But if you love her as you say you do, you have to trust her. That is part of loving someone.
Calimero: Yes I do
Please one have you had about this company name before Plog before?
Lizzy: The company sounds familiar. I think she's used them to send me something before. Let me check real quick.
Calimero: Please do
Lizzy: I can't locate the paperwork right now, but I'll look for it and let you know if that's the company
Calimero: Please do I really want to know
Lizzy: Okay, I will look and let you know
Calimero: Please it has damaged and destroy our beautiful relationship
Lizzy: And why has it done that, if you don't mind me asking?
Calimero: Because I thought it was a scam since she didn't want to refer and thing to me
And also send me a package from that company because I have never had about it and I ask my colleague and there all said it a scam and that make be not to trust my finances anymore
Lizzy: We have companies here in Germany that people haven't heard of before outside of the country. It doesn't mean that they're scams. It just means that they're not as large as other companies, which are the ones that I prefer to use and support.
Calimero: You are completely right
Lizzy: I found the paperwork. Yes it was them that she used.
Calimero: Can I see a picture please please
Please
Lizzy: They have a website too. If they were a scam they wouldn't have a website.
Calimero: Please can I see the paperwork
Lizzy: Why?
Calimero: Please just to clear my doubt please
Lizzy: If I have time, I can scan it in later
Calimero: Please do I need to clear my doubt
And also my colleagues to
Lizzy: Your colleague? Why do you care what they think?
Or are you not man enough to make your own decisions?
It sounds like you don't really love her if you're doubting her like that.
Calimero: Yes I am Because every one as been saying that am chatting with a scammer and that makes me be afraid
Lizzy: Well if you depend on the opinions of others to make your decisions for you, then I feel sorry for you. It sounds like you don't really love her and are not ready for her love.
Calimero: Can you please show me the papers please
Lizzy: I'll think about it
But I'm not really liking the fact that you doubt her so much.
And that a piece of paper will make you believe in her.
That does not sound like love.
Or trust.
Calimero: I do but she didn't show me anything
Can I speak with you on the phone
Lizzy: Well, that's between you and her. I can only tell you that I have known her family for a very long time and that she is as real as me.
I need to get going now. I have errands to do and have to get going.
Calimero: Please why can't you show me the papers
This is how she keep treating me and you do the same not good (I didn't see the last part earlier or I would have pinned his ears back)
Lizzy: What did I tell you earlier?
Calimero: You said you gonna scan it to me
Lizzy: I said IF I have the time
Calimero: Okay Lizzy
<Missed call from twit>
Lizzy: Just why are you trying to call me?
Calimero: I wanna ask you a question?
Lizzy: You can ask quick, then I have to get going. I have things that I need to go pick up.
Calimero: Have you ever loved someone that he refused to give you all is details or let you call him on video or voice
Lizzy: You should understand that things are different these days. Technology allows you to do things that weren't possible in my day. In my day, we didn't have things like video or cell phones and long distance was too expensive to make a call. So we wrote letters - like you do with emails these days. And we trusted that people were telling us the truth. That was how I met my late husband.
I only had his letters and photos until I finally met him in person.
But I trusted him with my whole heart.
Calimero: Okay
His Nora parents alive
Lizzy: Look, as I told you, I need to get going.
The shops here don't stay open past 8pm and it's 4:30 now.
Calimero: When are you gonna be free chat more
Lizzy: I think you need to be chatting with her and not me
It sounds like you need to straighten a few things out
And I really don't like talking about her behind her back.
Calimero: No you will help me understand her more
Lizzy: I think you need to talk with her to understand her more
Calimero: I already told her about you
And she said you are her mom friend
That why am calm now
Please go I will be here waiting
Lizzy: I think you really need to spend your time chatting with her. She is a beautiful young lady who needs someone who can understand her and take good care of her.
Calimero: You are really a kind and nice person
Lizzy: Thank you.
Good luck with Nora. She deserves a kind, sweet and patient man. Any man would be lucky to have her.
She is one of a kind
Calimero: I will do my best
Lizzy: I'm sure your best will be good. Good luck and I do hope you get everything you deserve.
Calimero: I still need your help
Are you back

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:35 pm

Friday - 21.30 - Nigerian local time - my manager Elvis wrote to Calimero:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

1. My name is Elvis Presley and I introduced myself properly in my first message to you. All of your messages are rude, do not contain greeting forms and you do not sign them. This shows that you disregard me as an interlocutor. Why? Explain this to me, please!

2. My duty is to offer support and advice to our clients. I do this with great pleasure, as long as I receive kind and pleasant answers. When someone accuses me of bad intentions, of course, my tone changes accordingly.

3. You have accused our company of fraudulent intentions, repeatedly, even after I explained several times the delivery method and the fact that all the costs were paid in full. I think you are malicious or you work for a rival transport company and you want to discredit our image.

4. We have warehouses in Lagos and Abuja, but we make deliveries with our vans in all the big nigerian cities. In Owerri we do not have a warehouse, but we can deliver the packages directly to the clients' addresses with the help of our delivery agents.

5. Each of our clients can track his parcel non-stop, with the help of the online application on the website. All you have to do is LOG-IN. You refused to do that. Why? You can explain this? However, as far as I know, the parcel monitoring office sends short information to all our clients from the database, so you probably are constantly informed about the position of the parcel. Now, at this moment, the parcel TRK93160***** is in Morocco.

All these little details, taken together, make me have great doubts about your good intentions. I will recommend our local manager to be very careful about your authentication document (that passport), because it seems to me that you have something bad to hide.

Regards,
Elvis

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:56 pm

He's hard work and extremely paranoid. It's doing my head in just reading him. Linoline you have the patience of a saint.

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:11 pm

Calimero: My wife
Nora: Mister gay
Calimero: Keep calling me that
You are my wife
God want us to be together
Nora: God doesn't want me to be with a gay man
Calimero: Am not a gay man
Nora: THEN FUCKING PROVE IT BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE
Calimero: I asked you if I do want will you show me in return
And all you said is that I will think about it
That not an answer
Nora: Fine I'll make a picture for you 🙄
But only one time.
That'll be enough
Calimero: Do a video
I will only accept if you do a video for me that all I need
Nora: no
take it or leave it. I'm not going to risk a full blown panic attack for you
Not for a gay boy
Calimero: 😂 stop calling me that
Okay are you gonna send me a picture of your own pussy
Tell me what type of picture you wanna send
Nora: I'm not sending nudes to a gay
Calimero: Lol but you want my
Intelligence girl
You want to use it to blackmail me
Now I know what you are up to
Nora: I want it to know you're not a gay
That's all

Later
Calimero: No that not all you wanna spread it all over the Internet
You called me your fiance and you want to destroy my reputation
Am not gonna send you any nudes because am not gay and am a Christian that believes in Christ Jesus
And what you are requesting from me is not gonna be possible
I read and obey the word of God
I destroy every bad spirit in you in Jesus mighty name Amen
Every satanic bondage holding you show go away in Jesus name amen
No weapon of the enemy she fall before you
The Bible says in the book of psalm 35:1 I shall fight against those that fight against thee and I shall contain those that contain against thee
As the good lord to forgive you
He will
Nora God loves you
Be a good Christian and live a live of a Christian
<pictures>
That's me a soldier of God
And am for Christ Jesus
Nora: When did I call you my fiancee?
I'm not engaged with a gay boy
and you're not serious
I'm going to recall the parcel and we will break things off right now
Nora stopped reading his messages
Calimero: Wait
Okay
Promise me that you will not send my nudes to anyone
Accept
You missed a call from calimero
Hello
And if I do this promise me you will never call me a gay boy
Ever
And you will not doubt me
And you will send me the picture you said
When you are ready tell am ready because I really love you so much
You missed a call from calimero
Reply me
Hello my phone battery is low now you are busy chatting another man
You said you love me
you missed a call from calimero

While I was ignoring him suddenly a friend request showed up:
Angel: Hi
Nora: Hi
Angel: My brother said you called him a gay
And you have recalled back the parcel you sent him
Nora please forgive him
His crying serious please
Nora: I don't believe you
show me
Angel: Am his cousin you can text him
Please don't make him hurt himself
His mom will die
Nora: you said you're his sister
Angel: That the picture of him and his ex girlfriend
Nora: why would I want to see that?
Angel: Gay does not get close to ladies my cousin is not a gay
He his a good man
And am only contacting you because I don't want him to hurt his life
Find a way to forgive him
Nora: gay people usually have many female friends.
Angel: Calimero loves you from his heart just make him understand you
He his not a gay
Work things out with your man
You will definitely enjoy him I promise
Nora: Calimero, you can give the girl her phone back now
Angel: Thank you for your understanding
I will call him now and inform him not to cry anymore
His not here with me
Thank you so much
Why Nora
my cousin said you broke up with him
That not good I thought you have forgiven him
Why are you hurting him
he just called me
Why are you hurting him
Am not sure you love him
If not you will not break up so soon I will call him and tell him to forget about everything

Back to calimero
Calimero: I how are you doing
Should I send it now
Yes or no
<voicemessage>
Honestly am so sorry
Please
Nora talk to me
😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
You are Turing me why?
Please 🙏 🙏 🙏
My sweet heart
Please don't make me kill myself
Please Nora
I love you so much
Want do you want
Is this how you wanna treat me in Netherland
Nora: I broke up with you remember
Calimero: No please don't
I will show you my dick
Is that okay
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Honey please
Nora: Okay
Calimero: Tell me what do you want
Tell me
Nora: you know already
Calimero: Promise me that know one will see it
Nora: You still don't trust me
Calimero: I do very much
Nora: then you shouldn't ask stupid questions
Calimero: Okay, did you recalled back the parcel
Nora: did you do what I asked of you?
Calimero: I will do it now definitely
Just answer me
Nora: You shouldn't even have to ask
Calimero: Tell me now I wanna go to the bathroom to get what you want
Nora: why would I want to share my husband's nudes?
Calimero: I mean
The package you sent me
Did you recall it back????
Nora: Not yet
I'm going to send them a message in the morning
Calimero: Good I will send it to you now
Okay
Hope that will make you happy and believe your husband is not a gay right?
Nora: If you make it convincing
Calimero: And one more thing don't for get to send me the picture you promised to give to me
How do you what my dick to look like strong right?
Nora: how else am I going to believe you're not gay?
Calimero: Stop answering me back with questions
Nora: yes it has to look strong, but you could've figured that yourself
Calimero: Lol okay my love
Am doing this because I love you so much
And I don't want you to call me gay anymore
Nora: ok
Calimero: Give me some time will be right back
Nora: ok
10 mminutes later
Calimero: Honey wait a little
My battery can't flash
Nora: Is it that hard to get it up?
Calimero: Wait and don't be silly
Nora: it's not too small to find is it?
Calimero: Hope you are satisfied
Nora: no
how am I supposed to know that's you
Calimero: It my
Nora: you need to be visible completely so I know
Calimero: Am not ready to do more than this because this is stupidity
I have not even see you and am showing this to you
Nora: But you could've downloaded this from anywhere so I'm not believing this
Calimero: So do not make me regret what I just did
Nora: It's fake
Calimero: You crazy
That me
Look it my boxer
Are you insane
Nora: now take it off
Calimero: Look at the first picture
Can't you see my boxers
Nora: take it off
Calimero: Are you good now
Nora: No
your face is not in it
Calimero: you are a bastard
Nora: unless your face is at the top of your dick then ti would make sense
Calimero: Fuck off
Nora: Ok
I knew you were gay
Calimero: You can do what you want
Am done
Nora: Good, so am I
I'm not marrying a gay
Calimero: Fuck you
Nora: I'll let the shipping company know tomorrow.
Calimero: You used me
Nora: We are done
Calimero: Fuck off
You use me
I will report you
Am not you slave
Go meet a white man
To do that for you

back to his cousin/sister
Angel: so your plans is to blackmail my cousin
Why are you doing this to him
Please don't blackmail him

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:34 am

What an arsewhole. He complains about the shipper then says later that he can't be bothered to track anything and that P-LOG should call and wait on him hand and foot when the package reaches Nigeria. Fork him. DHL wouldn't do that. Nobody would. Ship this douche a crate of Xanax. His paranoia is exhausting. I'd be surprised if he does anything worth while but I hope I'm wrong.

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:53 am

Saturday

00.26 - It seems that Calimero reacts well to threats and abuse, because he has calmed down. Laughing

Quote:

Hello Elvis Presley

How are you doing am so sorry that I have been so rude to you is just that I was not happy with the sender for using your company , because I don't really know more about your company
I apologize for been acting wrong to you am sorry
I apologize for any inconvenience caused by me

I have tried to log in but it doesn't work
I keep trying today same thing

Please don't get angry okay

I look forward to your
Humble reply

Thanks
From
CALIMERO

04.06 - A sleepless Calimero writes to "the PLog servers". Laughing

Quote:

Hello where is my parcel currently located now

===

08.23 - Oups, Houston, we have some problems! Laughing

Quote:

~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~

The parcel TRK93160*** is in the custody of our local warehouse in Casablanca Mohammed V International Airport - Morocco.
The delivery of the parcel was frozen at the request of the sender.
Contact the sender or your account officer.

The PLog Team

The manager Elvis hasn't read his messages yet, so Calimero will still be waiting...
===

09.28 - Calimero to Elvis, another very polite message:

Quote:

Hello

Good day Elvis presley
How are you doing today
Am so sorry for been rude can you please tell me the present situation of the parcel
Thanks and God bless

Yours regards
Calimero

10.00 - Finally, the manager Elvis read his messages and responds to our idiot:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Please enter our website: http://www.plog.com/
On the first page, right in the middle of the page, you see a "Customer LOG IN" text.
- enter your email => here you write your email address
- enter your password => here you write the generic password: **************
Use your email address and that generic password and enter the parcel monitoring field.
You will be able to follow the route and position of the parcel.

From what I see on the computer, it seems that the Sender (miss Johnson) requested that the parcel be "flagged" as frozen, which means that the delivery was stopped and that the parcel remains in its current position (Casablanca-Morocco). I do not know the reasons for this blockage of the delivery, they do not appear mentioned in our internal documents. I recommend you to contact Miss Johnson directly and clarify the situation.

Cheers,
Elvis

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 9:26 pm

Good to see Casablanca has become such a linchpin of the PLog operation. Now if only a lad would go there.

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 9:29 pm

Our friend didn't sleep very well and because of that Noradecided to be MIA the whole day and not read or respond to any of his or his cousin/sister's messages

4:03

Quote:

Dear Nora

Did I ever tell you what a beautiful woman you are? When I say beautiful, it is not only the outward appearance but also your amazing personality and kind heart. I am glad you are my wife, and sometimes I wonder what I have done to have you in my life.

Honey I know now your heart has is running away from you me and you are finding it difficult to believe any more

I am still surprised, when you started

Developing a strong doubt on me

I have told you a lot of times that am not a gay man, am straight and I can never be a gay that word alone me feel sick

And you keep using it on me

I have even gone against my will and send you my privet photos

And still yet you have refused to believe me, why have are you using love as a weapon to hurt me, is this a revenge

From your past relationship

I have sacrifice all I have just to be with you, I have gone through stress and pain

Still yet you still don't understand

I even went far too locate your mother friend and I told her about us

And you still can forgive

Am very sorry for my doubt behavior

Am very sorry for insulting you

Am very sorry for not been romantic

Am very sorry for the inconvenience

Am very sorry for everything

Please my love give me another chance

I am truly, madly and deeply in love with you. You showered me with unconditional love and was there for me through all my ups and downs. You are a woman stronger than anyone I know. Thank you for everything you did for me. You are an angel sent from above.

Your loving husband
CALIMERO

4:39 (nothing attached)

Quote:

Honey attached below is what you requested
Please don't show your husband dick to anyone
Come to Facebook I will send it to you okay