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Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:00 am

Monday

06.45 - Our lad was silent in the last hours, so Joojoo wants to go to Otukpo (Johnny's city) and talk to the parents of the little idiot.
- The two lovers will have a wonderful life in Benin. Joojoo wants to spoil Johnny and buy him some nice things.

Quote:

MA LOVE AM WAITD LAST NIGHT FO YU TO COMUNICATE WIDH MI AND VIZIT MI AT DA OTEL IN BENIN CITI

AM WIL TRY TODAY TO COM DIRECTLEY TO YUT HOME IN OTUKPO FO TO TALK TU YUR PARENTES TO TEL DHEM YU AAR MA TRUE LUV

DHAT IZ YUR ADRESS RIGHT ?? OCHOBO STRIET NUMBA ** OTUKPO OK ??? AND YUR FULL NAME IS OTOK**** KE**** OK ??

AM WANNA TO GO BOTH IN BENIN CONTRY YU AND MI BECUS DHERE IZ LEGAL TO BI GAY AND NO UNA WIL PUNISH YU FO HOMOSEXUALIZM

AM WANNA YU TO BI MA WOMAN AND AM PROMIS YU TO BUY FO YU MOST BEUTIFULE DRESSES LIPSTIK EYESHADOUS AN ALL YU WANNA OK ??

- I'm sure Johnny will be glad to read the last Joojoo's message. Laughing

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09.45 - Let's keep having fun... Joojoo's boss writes to Mary:

Quote:

Dear Madam,
My employee Joojoo said he didn't go back to work because he fell in love with your friend Johnny. I was surprised and asked how this is possible.
It seems that the two young men want to become a "couple of lovers" and move in Benin, where the laws about the homosexual relationships are more relaxed than here in Nigeria.
I read few of the messages that Johnny sent to Joojoo and they are very "sexually explicit". Did you know that your friend Johnny is a declarated gay person?
If this goes public, he will have very big problems with the nigerian police. Joojoo told me that he found a huge sum of money in your parcel and that they (him and Johnny) would be able to live in Benin as a happy family.
Your money helped those 2 men Joojoo and Johnny find their happiness. Yes, I know, it sounds incredible also to me, but things are just as I tell you.

Best regards,
R. Omozali

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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

I'm sure Mary will be delighted! Hahahahahaha

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:34 am

^^^ Yeah, the dialogue still continues and we have some fun. Laughing

- The idiot sent that Joojoo's special message (with Lollipop's nude photo) to Mary.

Quote:

I'm really trying my best to have this parcel.
That's the idiot that's holding my Iphone.

- Mary saw that nude picture (Lollipop) and is very interested in Joojoo's "endowments". Laughing

- Joojoo will seduce the young woman and he will keep the money and the package with the 2 Iphones.
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- Mary to Mr. Omozali:

Quote:

Mr. Omozali,

Thank you for your message. I have to admit that this explains a lot of what has happened.
I can't say I'm surprised to hear that he's gay. When he told me that he loved me it looked like he was smelling something bad at the time, like he was disgusted saying it.
It's kind of you to inform me of this and I'm sorry for any inconvenience this caused you.

Mary

- Mr. Omozali to Mary:

Quote:

Dear Madam,
No problem, I'm glad I was able to offer a little help.
To be honest, it seemed to me that your friend had a strange behavior (especially since the manager of Cameroon warehouse had previously warned me about the same thing), but I put everything on account of the intellectual disability of this little idiot. Probably he is not only gay, but he is constantly drugged, so his brain is already "burned" and his synapses are not working properly. I am sorry for this boy and I am thinking of the shame his parents are experiencing.

Best regards,
R. Omozali

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- Mary to Joojoo:

Quote:

Hello mister Joojoo

I just got a message from you boss saying that Johnny is a gay. I have to say I'm not surprised but I have to warn you, he has a really weird bent dick so I'm not sure if he can perform any sexual favours properly.
He sent me your picture and, wow, I'm impressed. You're nothing like the little boy he is. In such a good shape. It's a shame that you're gay.

Kisses
Mary

- Joojoo to Mary... Another 2 nude pictures of Lollipop were attached. Laughing

Quote:

YU ARE DA PERSON FROM EUROP WHO SENT DA PARSEL FO DA LITTEL GAY OTOKWOULA ??

YUR FREND IZ UNA PASIVE GAY BOY DHAT MEANS HE IZ DA WOMAN IN GAY RELATONSHIP

HE SAID MI HE WANNA SUCK MA BIG DICK AND HE WANNA BI MA WAIFE IF AM BUY FO HIM SOM NICE DRESSES AND WOMANS THINGS

AM UNA SEX MACHINE AND AM NO NO REFUSE ANY OPORTUNITY TO MAKE SEX WIDH WOMAN AND MAN

AM WULD LIKE TO SEND YU SOM MORE PICTURS WIDH MI AND MAYBA AM WIL RECIEV SOMETHEEN GOOD FO YU OK ???

- Mary:

Quote:

Yes, I'm from the Netherlands. Please send me more pictures.
I'd love to see more of that perfect body. You look strong and I bet you have a good endurance.
I can't blame Johnny at all. Looking at that dick, I would love to suck it.

Kisses
Mary

- Joojoo:

Quote:

MADAM AM WIL SEND YU MOR PICTURS UHEN AM GET BAK HOME

NOW AM SOMUHERE IN DELTA STATE UHERE AM HAD TU MEET DHAT LITTEL OTOKWOULA BOY

OBVIOSLEY HE DID NO COME TO MEETEENG SO AM GO HOME BAK IN ABUJA

AM WIL KEEP AL DA MONY AND THOZE 2 IPHONES FRO DA PARSEL THANK YU OOOOHHHH!!!!!

YES MADAM AM VERY VERY REZISTANT AND AM LIKE TO HAV SEX FO MANY HOURS

MA MUMMY IZ PROSTITUTE AND SHE SHOWDED MI ALL DA SECRETES OF WOMENS

AM KNOW EZZACTLEY UHAT TO DO TO GET YU EXCITED AND MAKE YU WET AND HOT FO HOURS

IF YU WIL COM TO MI IN ABUJA AM WIL SHOW YU UHAT TRUE SEX MEANS

DA LITTEL OTOKWOULA IS PROBABEL IMPOTENT SO HE CHOZE TO BI PASIV GAY AND BEHAV LIKE A WOMAN

HE CERTEINLEY CANOT SATISFIYE A WOMAN

- Of course, we should not mention that the idiot is present (in the CC) in all these messages.
- So, he knows everything now. He lost his money, he lost his phones and he lost his girl.
- We were hoping Johnny would explode in anger and to get some nice rage from him! Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:02 pm

Unless Johnny is letting his friends read these exchanges it will take him a week or more to figure out what's going on...if ever. Mary should explicitly tell Joojoo to keep the money and phones and announce that she booked a flight to visit him. They can continue to taunt him from Nigeria. Maybe they get engaged and create a wedding registry with tons of already purchased items that Johnny gets to see. Then a nice honeymoon to the most expensive 4E location.

Just kidding. That's a lot of work to spend on a lad that can't tie his own shoes or read/write more than two or three consecutive lines at a time. I hope you find a smarter lad to destroy...this one is defective Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:45 pm

12:54 Mary to Joojoo (and Johnny)

Quote:

Joojoo,

Please keep the phones and money and make some more sexy pictures when you get home. Pleae tie a bow around your dick, so it looks like a present for me. That turns me on Sunday much. Let's forget about that little idiot.

I'd love to come and come and come some more. I'll try to get on a plane before the weekend. I'll bring a gold watch as a present for you and for your mother a good necklace because she taught you so well.

Kisses
Mary

12:57 Mary to Omozali (and Johnny)

Quote:

Mr. Omozali,

I think I have been foolishly blinded by love. I don't know what I saw in him. This little boy has the mental capacity of an earthworm, and I believe that to be an insult for the earthworm.
You might be right about the drugs. It's a shame I can't contact his parents to show my sympathy for them.

Kind regards
Mary

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:08 pm

14.00 - Joojoo to Mary (of course, our little boy is there in CC):

Quote:

AM NOW ON MA WAY TO ABUJA THANK YU FO DA MONEY AND DA 2 IPHONES

AM RENTAD UNA LUXURY CAR WIDH DRIVER AND AM HOPE AFTANOON AM WILL BI MA HOME

AM WILL TAKE DA NEW PICTUR FO YU WIDH MA BIG DICK AND AM SURE YU WIL LIKE IT

AM FEEL DHAT AM BEGINEENG TO FALL IN LOV WIDH YU AND AM WANNA MAKE YU VERY HAPPEY

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Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:50 pm

Johnny: That's the idiot who's with the parcel is a gay
I'm trying to bring he to my address so I'll collect my parcel
Mary: Don't bother
Johnny: I don't want to lose that phone baby
Don't worry I know what I'm doing
Mary: I told him he can keep it. I'm going to meet him soon. He's so hot
Johnny: Mary your leaving me for that man?
Wow your acting so cheap
Mary: You weren't serious, acting like a little gay boy
Johnny: I knew you never love me wtf get out self I don't need your text anymore
Mary: <picture of Larry>
Johnny: Told you I'm doing my best to received this phone I'm not gay he's the gay not me
Mary: <picture of Larry>
Johnny: I was playing along so he'll come and give me the phone
Mary: Look
He sent me pictures
He's huge and fit
Johnny: 👍
You won't ever have peace in your life for doing this to me
Mary: And his dick is straight, not bent
Johnny: Have a nice day
Mary: Though being gay it might be a good thing you have a bent dick. I heard that stimulates the prostate. Did you twist it like that yourself for that reason?
Johnny: 👍
Don't talk to me
They don't love you they only love your money trust me
Well go on
Mary: Just like you?
Johnny: Leave me alone
Mary: only using me for phones and money while all this time you are gay
Johnny: I'm not a gay you idiot
I'm not a gay
He force me to be his woman and I play along like I'm a gay so he'll bring my phone and the money
Mary: Sure, keep telling yourself that
Johnny: I really have to take your picture and that idiot picture to a place you people won't have peace
Mary: if you were really in love with me you would've tried harder to get the money for traveling.
I don't need you anymore
Johnny: I tried but no more talk about this go on date the gay you think is a man
Just leave me alone now
I'm done with hangout
Fuck u

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:32 pm

Johnny to Mary wrote:

I really have to take your picture and that idiot picture to a place you people won't have peace

Well, I have an idea about this threat... the real Lollipop lives in Warri, which is EXACTLY the same city where Johnny has relatives / friends and where he tried to lure JooJoo.

Ring a bell? Laughing

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Edit:

- We will pretend that Joojoo's family is from the city of Warri, which is actually the real reason why Joojoo agreed to come there.
- Joojoo will write a message to Mary, with all his real details: name, address, FB page, phone number, etc. and invite the young woman to come there.
- Of course, all the details will be those of the real Lollipop guy. Twisted Evil

- Mary will forward that message to Junny, along with some very acid comments.

Hopefully Johnny will talk to his Warri friends and they will want to "seriously talk" with the real Lollipop. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:04 pm

Quote:

Johnny: I really have to take your picture and that idiot picture to a place you people won't have peace

Maybe I've being reading too many older baits with juju curses in them but I took this to mean that Johnny wants to take their pictures to a priest to cast evil spells on the happy new couple.

I like the bent penis = good for prostate massages angle (pun intended) Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:13 pm

Mary added some comments
No thank you
I'd rather have juju with a strong and straight dick instead of a little boy with a strange bent little weiner
You have to find someone else and if you can't, maybe use a goat. Quick question. Can you even jerk off a little bent dick like yours, how does that work?

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:35 pm

11.30 - Joojoo to Mary (with a new nude Lollipop's picture attached):

Quote:

AM REACH MA HOME DEAR AND AM WANNA SHOW YU MA BIG DICK AS YU ORDRED ME
AM HOP YU LIKE UHAT YU SEE AND AM HOP YU WIL COME HERE QUICK QUICK
MA LADY AM WANNA MAKE YU HAPPEY AND MA MUMMY WANNA TO KNOW YU BETTAR
PLEASE COM TO WARRI BECUS HERE IZ MA FAMELEY AND FO DHAT AM ACCEPTD OTOWKOULA PROPOSAL
AM WIL GIV YU MA REAL NAME AND ADRES FO YU TO KNOW WHOU AM IN REALITEY
MA REEAL NAME IZ: <Lollipop's real name>
MA ADRESES IZ: <Lollipop's real address>
MA PHONE NUMBA: <Lollipop's phone number>
FO MA PERSONAL FACEBOOK PAGE SEARCH: <Lollipop's FB page>
AND YU WILL SEE MOR PICTUR WIDH ME BUT NOT NAKED OK ??
NAKED PICTURS AAR ONLY FO DA SPECIAL PERSONS OK ??
THANK YU AGAIN FO DA MONY AND FO DA IPHONES
TELL MI UHEN YU WANNA COME TO MI BECUS AM WANNA SHOW YU MA CITY AND MAKE SEX FO HOURS WIDH YU
YUR LITTEL GAY BOY OTOKWOULA IZ A FOOL IMPOTENTE WIDH A LITTEL LITTEL DICK OOOHHHHH!!!!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

@bikeati77 - I think he is definitely threatening to get a curse put on Mary and JooJoo. 🤪😅

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:56 pm

^^^ LOL with Nigerians and their stupid curses. It's amazing how many of them truly believe in Christian principles yet many still hang on to their old world juju black magic nonsense (fyi, I think all religion is bullocks). Yet they ironically find nothing wrong in trying to steal from people to the point of destroying the lives of others. I've been rereading much of the epic "Shorty" bait and am just past the part where he insisted that his fake lawyer provide him with the full name of the judge (and her family members) in one of his film script lawsuits. His demands are exactly like Johnny's requests for pics. Johnny wants to curse Mary and Joojoo over a phone and some money. Only Linoline has seen the "bent" wee wee pics but I hope it is long enough for him to fork himself with it. If it isn't then please tease him over that as well. At least he is coming back for more abuse. Fun for us...time wasted for him.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ You are right, Nigerians can sometimes seem to be full of contradictions, especially the scamming fraternity. LOL

Hope we get to squeeze just a little more amusement and fun out of Two Brain Cells Johnny, though.😁

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:35 am

bikeatl77 wrote:

Johnny wants to take their pictures to a priest to cast evil spells on the happy new couple.

I've received several curses over the years involving a photo taken to a shrine - for example:

Quote:

I have your picture, i will take it to the water line shrine where you will be eliminated for insulting me.

But I hadn't sent him any pictures!

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:03 am

That would be classic if Johnny went over to Lollipop’s house. They both would think the other one is JooJoo.

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:39 am

^^^ Exactly! Laughing

- Mary sent the last Joojoo's message directly to Johnny (by forwarding) with some comments:

Quote:

Look Johnny

This is how a real man acts.
He doesn't hide his address and doesn't make excuses about not having a mirror.
Look how hour that is. He even tired a bow on it while you were even too stupid to take on a sexy pose.
I'm going to meet with him on Friday and stay for a week. If you want, come over to his place so we can teach you a thing or two.

At this point, Johnny saw that Joojoo lives in Warri and has all the real details of it. Nice, huh? Laughing

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Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:45 am

Quote:

Mary: You weren't serious, acting like a little gay boy

I nearly ruined my keyboard reading that line! It may sound rather benign after all the JooJoo taunts and insults, but you just know the bent dick lad was absolutely seething after being accused of being a little gay boy by his future wife.

I think this bait is running its course, considering the village idiot clearly can't even grasp the concept of safariing. Nevertheless, we were treated to first class entertainment, fun, and laughs at this mugu's expense. I will follow through on my pledge. Linoline or Birlic, you can discuss among yourselves and PM me which member you'd like to turn Gold.

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:14 am

^^^ Thanks for the appreciation and we are glad that our story is successful (although it is not exactly what we wanted).
From my personal point of view, Linoline has to decide on "the gold membership issue", because it is her story and because my role here was only minor and supportive.
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08.15 - Joojoo keep mocking and annoying our little Johnny:

Quote:

MUMU AM CAME BACK TO ABUJA AND WANNA THANK YU FO GIVEENG MI DA OPORTUNTY TO SEE MA FAMELY AND MA HOMETOWN

STOPID MONKEY YU AAR JUS A LITTEL GAY BOY AND YU LOST EVRYTHEENG HERE: DA EUROPEN GIRL DA MONY AND DA IPHONES

FROM NOW ON SHE IZ MA CLENT AND AM WARN YU TO LEVE HER ALONE OK ?? AM WIL MEET HER IN WEEKND AND AM WIL SHOW HER UHAT A REAL MAN MEANS

IF YU DO NO OBEY MA WORDES THAN AM WIL COM WIDH MA FRENDS FROM WARRI DIRECTELY TO YUT HOME IN OTUKPO

AND AM WIL BEAT YU AND AM WIL RAPE YU IN FRONT OF YUR FAMELY OK ??

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Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:07 am

The likelihood of Johnny and his gang going to Lolipop Larry's address is probably slim to none but you never know. If I remember correctly, the link to Larry's real info was posted here indirectly via some Nairaland shenanigans. I Googled that address at one point way back then and it seemed to be a commercial establishment for some offices that included a maritime insurance outfit. My guess it was where Larry worked or maybe the family business or some other indirect place where Larry had a hook up able to receive a parcel. Not sure if it's a great idea to try to send lads there but maybe it will earn someone a shield in their siggy Twisted Evil

Time will tell but Johnny is clearly a coward so doubtful. At least he is massively fraudstrated right now Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:18 am

^^ it possibly involves ITPs, so no, not a good idea.

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:37 am

- That Lollipop "real address" is basically just an intersection of streets, a kind of commercial agglomeration. It is NOT the Lollipop's house! So, no any ITP there.
- But the phone number is the real one, so Johnny and his friends can chat with "Lollipop = JooJoo" on the phone.
- Also, the FB page of Lollipop is real, so he might receive some nice "friend requests". Laughing

But surely nothing funny will happen, because Johnny is just an idiot boy with no financial possibilities. He does not have the "power" to organize something serious.
Probably he heavily praised himself in front of his friends, so now he is the "fool of the village". Laughing

What we really managed to do was to annoy him terribly and waste his time.

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:46 pm

He'll be lamenting the loss of that iPhone for a long while. That's all he seemed to care about. To add insult to injury the phones new owner has gone and nicked his bird as well. Tough being a lad, innit Laughing

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