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Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:59 am

Cats: But i have spoken the truth now
Tomorrow i will send him the message isn't it the same thing
Stop taking little things so serious it is very bad
You always take little inconvenient so serious

Tuesday
Anna: No it's not the same things
You always lie so easy like it doesn't matter
FUCK
Cats: I'm so sorry if i lied, i lied because i don't want you to worry
I lied for a reason
But don't worry i will inform mister claude the postumierre about moving the parcels to Benin republic and he will move the parcels to Benin without asking for a letter
Anna: You better make sure you show me this time because I'm not coming if you keep lying
Cats: I will my love
I hope u slept wel
Anna: No
Cats: Not again
Me too i didn't slept well
And why didn't slept well
Anna: Because you lied again
Cats: I'm so sorry darling
That why i said you worry too much
Anna: You lie too much
Did you send that message already? If you didn't, please put my emailadress in cc
Cats: what is cc?
Anna: That you sent it to me as well
Cats: Should i write it here
Anna: No, when you write him a message, where you put his emailaddress you will also put mine
Cats: Don't worry i will do that when i recharge , i need borrow money from friend
Anna: Then hurry or I will not be able to come before they give the parcel away
Cats: Why are you taking like this na, they will.move it today so by tomorrow u are already at Nigeria ,Thursday morning both of us are already at Benin coming back with our parcels
Anna: You told me you didn't contact them yet so why would they move it if you didn't even request for that
STOP WITH THE FUCKING LIES!!!
Cats: I will contact them today honey
You worry too much
Anna: YOU LIE TOO MUCH
Cats: No, i promise i will contact them today to be honest
Anna: Heard that before
I WILL NOT COME OF YOU DON"T TAKE CARE OF THIS
Cats: That's was before
Anna: BEFORE WHAT?
BEFORE I DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE LYING OR AFTER YOU CONTINUED LYING?
Cats: I will contact them today and send you a screenshot
Anna: YOU WILL SEND THE EMAIL TO THEM AND TO ME AT THE SAME TIME
Cats: Yes
But honey won't they inform rev.paul that you are coming to africa
Anna: Who would do that?
Cats: Maybe claude
Do you think he will tell them about it?
Anna: If you're worried about that you shouldn't tell claude about it don't you think?
Cats: Ok i won't, but i will tell them to move the parcels to Benin and tag you the message
Anna: Then hurry or the day will be over before they can move it
Cats: Okay ma

To be honest, I'm not sure if he's playing with us or not. I think he does have his own agenda but I agree with Birlic, he does believe Anna is real or he wouldn't go through with this. Why would a scammer continue to communicate if it's obvious he will never get a penny?
At this point, I believe the parcel isn't the most important to him anymore but revenge at Anna might be, so that might be the reason he wants her to come to Africa but doesn't show much concern anymore about the parcel. Poor Anna, if she were real I'd hire bodyguards to come with her.

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:17 am

12.12 - Still nothing from our dear Cats.
- He has already received that message (this morning) from Claude, so he doesn't have much to write to me now.
- I don't think he will be willing to spend any money on that "Relocation Letter", so in the best case he will "fake" an email to show to Anna.
- I am convinced that Anna will want to check that "fake" message with Mister Claude. Laughing

- Cats will have to offer many more explanations regarding his lies. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:29 am

Yes, he told me he sent a message and "oops, I forgot to tag you"... of course, so Anna already told him she'd contact Claude herself. Suddenly he was really quick with "re"-sending that message Laughing

I don't care if he fakes a notary stamp. We will accept it anyway, but we will not make concessions for this idiot

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:45 am

^^^ What message?

12.45 - Claude has not received anything yet. Laughing

- Of course we are not interested in what he does with that Letter. The idea is to get him to do something and make him angry. Twisted Evil

===

Later, I received from him 2 identical messages, at an interval of 15-20 minutes:

Quote:

Sir claude you don't have to worry moving the parcels to my wife in uk because i have made preparations coming to Benin republic(Cotonou) this week but when i arrive any day of this week i will give you the location of the hotel in lodged in so you can deliver the parcels to me, You can now start moving my parcels to Benin republic(Cotonou) now.

13.04 - Claude writes a message to ALL (Cats, Anna, sister Dave and Rev. Greenham).

Quote:

Dear mister Obiora,
Probably there were some problems with the email servers, because I received from you 2 identical messages, but you did not respond to my last 2 messages.
So, if you have not received my previous messages, then let me relay them once again, to everyone involved in this delivery operation.

- My last yesterday message... that one regarding the transfer possibilities of the parcel.

- Today message... the one regarding the Letter in question.

So, the parcel can be sent in Benin at the earliest on Friday, if I receive from you that Official Letter.

Cheers,
Claude

Now everyone knows everything... I'm convinced that Cats is extremely happy! Laughing

===

13.32 - A new funny idea. Laughing

- Anna is upset and sad, she now understands that "her dear" Cats is lying non-stop.
- Anna doesn't want to come to Africa, until the parcel is brought to Benin and she's not sure Cats is waiting for her there at the hotel.
- Anna wants Claude to confirm the 2 aspects above (the parcel in Benin + the presence of Cats in Cotonou), because she no longer believes in the idiot's messages.
- Anna has an open ticket, so she can fly to Cotonou on Saturday or Sunday... but, of course, Cats must be there (and the parcel must be in Parakou).

Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:32 pm

Cats: <screenshot of his message to Claude>
Ooh No😱 i forgot to tag you 😖
Anna: Never mind. I'll send him a message asking if he received a message from you
Cats: I resent it again
I hope u received the message on Gmail.i sent u
????
Honey
Anna: Yes I received the message
Cats: Oh thank God
So how honey how is your preparation ?
How is ur preparation tomorrow ?
Anna: I don't know because we didn't get a confirmation yet about moving the parcel
Cats: What!!!
They are going to move it soon as long they receive my message
It an order
You don't have to worry about the parcels
Anna: But I do anyway
Cats: You hav to focus on your travel so we can pick it together , u know i cant pick it without u
Anna: I know, so you better make sure it's relocated quickly
Cats: So how is your preparation today ?
At this point Claude's message arrived
Anna: FUCK THIS!!!
I just received the response from that postumierre and he told you yesterday that it can only be moved on monday and friday
So you lied again
and you do need to make that letter.
I will tell Madge not to make the arrangements definitive untill you have done everything and I got confirmation from that Postumierre himself
Cats: I will send the letter to him today evening
Honey you have to be here first so we can make preparations to travel to Benin republic we don't have time
Anna: I will believe that when I see it. So you need to tag me in that message
Cats: No problem
You have to start preparing to come to Africa
You have to be here tomorrow latest
Anna: No
I will be there when everything is taken care of. I don't trust your word anymore. I need proof
Cats: So if i send the letter today , you will be in Africa tomorrow ?
Anna: I need to have E V E R Y T H I N G confirmed first
Clear?
Cats: Everything will be cleared and settled as long i send the letter today

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:47 pm

^^^ Perfect!

- It seems that Cats has not yet learned about the Nigerian visa issue... Anna will land directly at Cotonou airport! Not in Nigeria!
- Our moron will be especially delighted when he understands that he has to go to Cotonou and stay at a hotel... and there he will have to wait for Anna and for the parcel.

Laughing

===

14.00 - Cats to Claude (only to him).

Quote:

Ok i will send you the letter today by evening

- Claude, to ALL. Laughing

Quote:

Perfect!
I don't want to make random statements, but we might (not sure yet) have a chance to bring the package here Thursday.
A beninoise client from Porto-Novo made a massive import of hand-made furniture from Niger, so he rented a private cargo-jet for this import-export operation.
I may be able to arrange including shipping your parcel. But this is just an attempt, not a promise.

Cheers,
Claude

===

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:09 am

We have The Relocation Letter! Laughing

Yesterday
20.00 - Cats wrote to Claude:

Quote:

My signature is on the left and the lawyer's signature is on the right

===

Today
Wednesday - 06.00 - Claude responds:

Quote:

Dear sir, good morning!
This is a just a confirmation message.
I received that Relocation Letter and I try to solve the problem with moving the parcel as I told you yesterday.
If I manage to get one pallet-place in the cargo tonight, then your parcel will be tomorrow morning in Benin.
If not, then the Friday expedition remains valid. I will keep you up to date.

Cheers,
Claude

===

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:43 am

Tuesday
Cats: Are u coming tomorrow honey?
Anna: Did you send the letter already?
Cats: M writing the letter now but i will soon go to a court for a lawyer to stamp it
Anna: ok
Cats: So have made madge seen a possible flight yet?
Has she seen any possible flights coming to Nigeria on Wednesday ?
Anna: I told her to wait with making reservations till everything is clear
and confirmed
And she's getting annoyed with you
Cats: What tha fuck
What if the letter is sent today?
Anna: Then that's your problem
Cats: If the letter is sent today will u still come tomorrow ?
Anna: No
You have wasted time so tomorrow is not possible anymore
Cats: Are you really coming to Africa because of parcels or me 😒?
Anna: You of course, but after all your lies I need you to show me some seriousness
Cats: I don't think you re really coming to Africa because of me, you are coming because of the parcel
Anna: Everything in there is for you, not for me
Cats: So why are you postponding your travel then
Parcel shouldn't make you postpone your flight
Anna: You are with your lies
did you send them that letter yet?
Cats: If you are really coming to Africa because of me you wouldn't have bothered about the parcels
Anna: If you really would've loved me you wouldn't have lied and showed me seriousness long ago
Did you send that letter?
Cats: Tell me how haven't i been showing seriousness
Anna: WITH YOUR LIES!!! CAN'T YOU READ?
DID YOU SEND THAT LETTER?
YES OR NO?
Cats: I'm heading to the bar
Anna: That's not an answer
don't get drunk.
Cats: Lawyers bar silly
in the evening
Cats: <screenshot of his message to claude>
I have sent him the letter
Anna: Did you tag me?
Cats: No i didn't tag u because i was rushing
It really escaped my mind
Anna: Then I'll have to wait till we have confirmation from him
Your memory issues are really slowing things down
Cats: Keeping delaying
Better come to Nigeria so we can be in benin together to collect d parcel
Anna: That's what I want but you really think I'm going to let you trick me again?
Cats: Trick u ?
I sent him already
I sent u a screenshot what else do u want young lady
Anna: You sent me a screenshot yesterday pretending it was from a message you sent yesterday while it was more than a week old
You know the thing with lying honey, if you do it too much people tend to mistrust you after taht
Cats: Do you want to come at deadline date?
Anna: Don't blame me for your memory loss
Cats: U have to come before Thursdays because claude said that they may move the parcels to a beninoise rented cargo plane
Anna: Then I'll hope he'll send me the confirmation when that's arranged and I will see what I can do
Cats: U are just after the parcels and not me 😥
Anna: You wanted us to pick it up together. Si you have to make that possible first
Cats: I sent u a message on Gmail
Anna: I've seen it, thank you

He forwarded that message from Claude

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:18 am

- Hmm, my point is that he does NOT intend to come to Benin, UNLESS Anna arrives in Nigeria and pays for both (transport, accomodation etc.).
- I think now is the right time for Anna to reveal the issues related to the impossibility of obtaining the Nigerian visa in the short term and tell the idiot:

"Look Cats, I have problems with getting the Nigerian visa so I will land directly in Cotonou (on Friday or Saturday) because Benin does not require an entry visa to the country and because everything is solved directly at the airport. If you won't be there to wait for me, then it's all over; I will send the parcel back to the UK, and we will definitely broke up! I feel like I'm losing confidence in you and I'm starting to get tired of all these events."
===

09.30 - Claude to Cats... a very good news! Twisted Evil

Quote:

Dear Sir,
It looks like we will be able to bring the parcel TRK262336*** to our warehouse in Parakou tonight (01.30-02.00am). This means that the delivery can be made in Cotonou daily, starting tomorrow, at noon time.
Also, I need to know the exact date when you will arrive in Benin. You will have to coordinate with the delivery-driver and with our Benin local manager, so that everything runs smoothly and without any delay.
The distance between Parakou and Cotonou is ~400 km (6-7 hours) so the whole operation must be planned 24 hours in advance.
If you arrive in Cotonou on Thursday, then it is possible for us to make the delivery on Friday. Let me know.

Cheers,
Claude

- At this point, the fact that the parcel will be in Benin, as well as the problem with Anna (who will also land at Cotonou airport), must be enough for our idiot to pack his most beautiful clothes and start the journey.
- If in these "special" circumstances he will not go to Cotonou, then I believe that everything is already lost and we are wasting our time in vain.

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:26 am

Anna: Madge told me she can arrange a ticket for me with an open date available from Saturday
Cats: So you will be travelling on Saturday right ?
Anna: Yes I want to come on Saturday
Cats: Have u check the new Gmail i sent u
(The message from Claude from earlier)
Anna: Yes I have seen it
Cats: So what do you have to say about it?
When should i tell him we will be arriving in Benin?
Anna: I will arrive in Cotonou on Saturday evening, we can meet them on Sunday
Cats: don't go to cotonou , come to Nigeria first
We both go to cotonou in the evening
We both meet at Nigeria first
Anna: Honey, for Nigeria I need a visa and it takes weeks to get one
Then it's too late to get the parcel together. This was the only option
Madge even wants to pay for us to go to a luxurious resort together for two weeks
Cats: Where?
To be honest with you i can't meet you at cotonou , when you arrive at cotonou in the evening you can board a taxi to the border between cotonou and lagos state and pay some money to cross the border then we both meet here in Nigeria. So by sunday morning we both go to cotonou together
Anna: You can't expect me to cross the border illegally
Madge arranged a flight that lands as close to Lagos as possible. It's practically spitting distance
Cats: So you are landing at lagos on Saturday ?
Anna: No, I just told you that's not possible, because I can't get a visa on such short notice
I'll be landing in Cotonou
But only if you agree to meet mee there
Cats: I can't meet you there honey, many white people cross the border btw Benin and lagos without being asked for visa or papers they just pay little amount and of money and they will allow you pass safely
Anna: I will not risk that. It's not illegal for you to come to Cotonou
Cats: I don't have money to come to Cotonou and no money to pay for crossing the border
Or will you send me some money to come meet you there?
Anna: I have nothing to send, you know that. Madge is paying for my trip and she's so annoyed with your behaviour now that she doesn't even want to come with me anymore
Cats: Pay for crossing the border it is not illegal
Africa is different from Europe
Pay and cross the border safely
Anna: When you need a visa to enter a country then it's illegal to enter without that
Cats: You don't need a visa to come to benin. I'll travel half the world, You will be traveling a very small distance for me
To be honest i can't meet you at benin
Anna: Then it's no use for me at all to come. I'll tell her to cancel the tickets
But do realize that if you can't even do this small thing for us, it will be over between us. I can't marry someone that's not even willing to do a small thing for me

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 1:16 pm

10.56 - Cats writes to Claude:

Quote:

Pls gimme the Gmail of benin local manager

14.14 - Claude:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

The name of my colleague from Benin, who runs the local PLog branch in Parakou, is Akwoud O****.
The email of Mr. Akwoud: [email protected]
He will handle the delivery, in direct connection with you.
You will establish with him all the details, so that everything to be solved as soon as possible.

Cheers,
Claude

===

20.33 - Cats to my Benin manager:

Quote:

Sir Akwoud osause i'm obi*** chibu*** and the owner of TRK262336*** parcels, i may arrive at cotonou on sunday morning or monday morning. Pls when my parcels arrive in your hands in cotonou i need a photograph of my parcels to be taken and sent to me immediately to know whether it is in good condition, please i need photos of each of my parcels and finally the group pictures of all my parcels all together.

Cheers!
Obi*** chibu***.

===

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:39 pm

20:18
Cats: You can come to cotonou i will meet you there
I will meet you in cotonou only on one condition 👆
You and madge are going to snap picture like that in the plane and send to me immediately so i can believe u are really coming to cotonou before i can embark on my journey to cotonou

Anna: You're playing tricks on me again
You're not planning to come to cotonou and I will only step on a plane when I know you are there
I already told you that Madge doesn't want to come with me anymore
Cats: Excuses
How can i be in cotonou when I'm not sure you are coming
Anna: Exactly my thoughts
You let me down many times
Cats: I will arrive at cotonou when you arrive at cotonou first
Anna: Goodbye Cats
Cats: Good bye too

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:53 pm

Ugh...what a punk twat with his obsession with pictures. Someone needs to kick a camera firmly up his arse. This brat is a lost cause I think but I applaud any and all effort you guys exert to keep toying with him.

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:27 pm

I put my photochopping skills to the test and we're trying a final plan. If that fails, we're done and Anna will break up on suspicions that he's gay

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:54 am

^^^ #yesofcourseobviously! Twisted Evil

"... Anna will break up on suspicions that he's gay"
There is no doubts, he is certainly gay!... he may not be aware of this yet, but he will find out for sure.

We do not think this idiot will come to Cotonou:
- he is too young to be able to borrow money (he has no "credit" at loan sharks yet).
- all those episodes with "pyramid, Moses, baptism with milk & honey" have already made him look like an idiot. Probably everyone is laughing at him and he is probably suffering from it.
- from the desire to prove (to the others around him) that he is "very smart", he continued the story with Anna. He cannot admit (to himself) that he was just a poor fool.
- all we do now is to offer him as much frustration as possible... although he felt something was wrong in our story, he still believes in Anna's existence.
- Anna will come to Cotonou, she will send pictures with her to a local hotel, she will take back the parcel and the money and return home to Liverpool... very upset, of course. Laughing

===

Thursday - 06.40

- My Benin manager (Akwoud) responds to the yesterday message from Cats:

Quote:

Yes, I know who you are. I received a phone call from my colleague Qesha from Niamey branch as well as from a Headquarter Director (Postumierre). I don't quite understand your request, what do you mean when you say "I need photos of each of my parcels and finally the group pictures of all my parcels all together."? In my warehouse came a single wooden crate, light but quite bulky, with serial number corresponding to what you wrote to me (TRK26233****). There are no more packages, only one. In any case, what you want about the pictures is stupid because you will sign a document anyway, stating that the parcel is delivered in good condition and the insurance policy helps us in case of force majeure (theft, damage, etc.). I am not present at the warehouse today, but I will ask one of the warehouse workers to send me 2-3 pictures with your parcel and the accompanying documents. Qesha from Niamey told me that you are an idiot child making jokes and the biometric pictures in the internal file confirm this. He also told me about all of your lies and hesitations, so I warn you very seriously that I do not have time for unnecessary conversations and do not accept any stupidity from you! Delivery in Cotonou involves an 24 hours in advance appointment, because the Parakou-Cotonou route has more than 400 km and the journey takes 7 hours. I cannot risk sending the parcel to such a great distance, if you are not present at the meeting place. The package is cataloged HVC type and the insurance conditions are quite strict. Postumierre from Headquarter told me that you want delivery to a hotel in Cotonou, so you will need to give us all the necessary details. Akwoud

===

12.45 - Still nothing from our dear Cats...
- So, Joojoo (a PLog Benin employee) sent a message to his boss Akwoud. Cats is there, in CC:

Quote:

BOS AKWUDE DIS IZ PACKAJ NUMBA TRK262336***

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:05 pm

Spread over the whole day from the moment he received the pictures

Cats: Or can you arrive in cotonou so i can change the parcels name to your name so you could help me receive it, then the money in the parcel you can send to me to come over to meet you at cotonou ?
<picture of the parcel in the warehouse>
Anna: No
I will only come there if you are there
If you won't I'll stay home
Cats: Why are you talking like this
To b honest i don't have transport fare
Anna: I'm sure you can arrange something
Cats: try to understand your husband
Why re you acting this way
Pls i beg u
Why won't i be at cotonou with my wife when she's at cotonou waiting for me
Immediately u send me the money to b honest i will be at cotonou to b with u
I love you and i will always love u
We can't loose the package it is high value package worth 9.6million naira, and $25000 inside the parcels and also the gift u bought for me can't be shared by cotonou workers
Anna: Then you should make sure to be in Cotonou on Saturday morning and I'll take the Saturday flight and we'll meet at the airport
Cats: Thank you for understanding my Anna
Should i change the receiver name to your name ?
No because we'll go there together
Cats: Jesus christ😢
Anna: But I'm only going to get on that plane Saturday afternoon when you are in Cotonou Saturday morning
My name is Anna
Cats: Baby why are you treating me like this i don't like it
Anna: Get over it
You lied to me so many times. It's your turn to prove that you really want to be with me
And if you don't do that, I will know that your love for me was a lie as well
Cats: Seriously i love you
You know I'm poor
You know that
Why are you treating me this way
If i had money i will be in cotonou tomorrow
Anna: And if I had a boat I'd be a sailor
Cats: Let me change the receiver name to your name so when u arrive and receive the parcel in cotonou you can send me some money to come meet you there?
Anna: If you want to be there, you will
It's not the other end of the world
NO
You will be there or I will not get on the plane
I have to go alone now. I won't do that when you're not waiting for me there
Cats: should i tell claude the postumierre to ship the parcels to you in Uk so you can receive it and send me the money in the parcels and travel and meet you in Liverpool uk
Anna: If you want to be with me you will be in Cotonou Saturday morning
Are you a man or a little boy?
Cats: A little boy
Anna: Alright
Cats: The parcels can be shipped to you in Liverpool
Anna: Fine
But I won't come
Cats: Ok, i will meet you in liverpool when you receive the parcels is that okay?
Anna: No
Cats: So what's your plan now?
Anna: It's on you
Cats: See the plan honey, when u arrive at cotonou you receive the parcels for me and lounge in a hotel and open one on the boxes davina hid the money and send some for me so i can travel down to cotonou and meet you in the hotel so we can both come back to Nigeria and do our traditional wedding and travel back to England for our white wedding
Anna: No
You come to cotonou on Saturday morning and then I'll come to Cotonou. You can't expect me to pick up a parcel in a strange country all by myself. You're a man. The least you can do is wait for me there
I will not compromise on this
Cats: Pls understand me love
I don't transport money pls understand me
*Have
Anna: will not compromise on this
Cats: Pls dear
Pls understand your poor husband
Anna: You can't expect me to do that
And I won't
No compromise
It's your choice
Cats: I swear i will be there with you when i receive the money from u
Anna: I'm not repeating myself
Cats: If you are in Cotonou Saturday morning I'll be there in the evening. If you're not, I know you never loved me
Honey you are not understanding something here
Where will i see money for travel?
Anna: I understand but you don't. How can you even think it is rigth to expect from a woman you claim to love to travel alone in a land she doesn't know to pick up your parcel?
IT IS NOT RIGHT TO EXPECT THAT AND I WON"T DO IT

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:02 pm

"... We can't loose the package it is high value package worth 9.6million naira, and $25000 inside the parcels and also the gift u bought for me can't be shared by cotonou workers... "

This is his great frustration! Laughing

- Now, he is convinced that the package is real... Anna is real too.
- The fact that he cannot come to Cotonou (too young, too idiotic, too lazy, etc.) makes him unable to sleep at night.
- I am somewhat surprised that he has not yet proposed that "his friend from Cotonou" should meet with Anna. Cats said he had a friend in Benin, right?

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:53 am

Thursday evening
Cats: I know it not right honey, but pls do this for your love, the love of your life
Pls i beg u
Anna: NO
IT"S NOT RIGHT
NO
Cats: You are a Christian , help.me
Pls.understand my situation
Anna: You are a Christian so you know you shouldn't ask this from your wife
Cats: I know
But u know my situation
We can do this together
If we can cooperate now how are u gonns cooperate with me when we get married
Anna: I could ask you the same
Cats: Why are you acting this way
Pls my sugarcane
Anna: Will you be in Cotonou Saturday morning?
Cats: Yes but i need money, can you borrow me anything to be there, i wil repay when i receive the parcels
Anna: You don't read my messages
Cats: Yes i will be in cotonou by morning
Saturday morning
Anna: Do you have money for the trip now?
Cats: Nah babe

Friday morning
Cats: Do you have any solutions honey
Anna: I gave you my only solution. It's up to you
Cats: Tell the solution honey
Anna: That you will be in Cotonou tomorrow morning
Cats: I will borrow money ASAP possible but promise me you will make a pic of yourself in the plane
And send to me
Anna: I will only go on that plane if you are in cotonou in the morning
Cats: Okay i will do that
thank you dear
Anna: You have to make sure to be there before 11AM, so I will have the time to get to the airport
Cats: What time are you arriving in cotonou ?
Anna: I'll know the exact arriving time when I'm at the airport

I don't think he'll be there. No resources

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:18 am

^^^ Poor idiot!

Now, all it takes is Anna to send that plane ticket... the next day, that photo from Hotel 241 must be sent too. That's all.
Cats will be happy and sad at the same time. Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:32 am

Anna <picture of a ticket>
I arrive at 21:45 tomorrow evening in Cotonou airport

====================

Cats: Okay
Anna: What time will you be in Cotonou tomorrow?
Cats: 3:00pm
By noon
Where will i wait for you?
Anna: That's too late. You know I won't get on that plane if I don't know for sure you are there
You need to be there at 11 AM. I need to travel to Paris first, because that's where the flight leaves
Cats: You are going to arrive cotonou by 9
Anna: 21:45
And I want to be sure that you're not lying to me again this time. I don't want to travel all the way to Cotonou only to be there and find out that you lied and that I'll be there all alone in an unknown country as a woman. That's not safe
Cats: Why do you want me to be at cotonou by 11Am?
Anna: So I know you are there and don't travel to Paris in vain
If you're not there I'm going to stay home
Cats: I will be there b4 10AM
Oh God
I will travel midnight
Anna: Promise?
Cats: Sure, why not
Anna: Because you haven't always been honest with me so I'm a bit hesitant
did you manage to get money for the trip?
Cats: So you will be in cotonou by Saturday 21:45
So what time will you arrive in paris
Anna: depends on when you are in cotonou. You'll have to let me know when you're there

Cats: When is your plane leaving for paris
Anna: No plane
Please talk on the other account, this is making me dizzy

Cats: Ok
Anna: Did you manage to get money for the trip?
Cats: Not yet
Anna: Are you sure you will?
I'm going to London later today and from there I can take a train to Paris tomorrow

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:20 pm

Maybe Emma can meet a real man in Benin, who of course, will let kitty cat know all about it. Perhaps she can go to the plog warehouse to check on the package and tell JooJoo the backstory. JooJoo can be a nice guy and help Emma get across the border to meet cats and then after a few unsuccessful days of finding cats, Emma will fall for JooJoo and JooJoo can relentlessly taunt little gay boy cats now that Emma has a real man to satisfy her and JooJoo will be given the gifts and money.

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:42 pm

Friday
Cats: Yes i will honey
In the evening the money will be ready
Anna: I'm so happy to hear that
We'll finally be together tomorrow
Cats: Yes honey 😘

Cats: Have gotten the money
Anna: Wow that's amazing!
Will you send me a message when you get to the airport? I went to London already
Cats: Am not using plane to travel
Am using the road border
Anna: It's not very far is it?
Cats: A bit far
Anna: the map tells me it's only 75 miles
My distance is almost 4000 miles
So I don't think it's very far
how will you be going?
Cats: I'm leaving by 12
Anna: You promised to be there at 10
Looks like I'll be staying in England then
Cats: I didn't say 10
I said i will be at cotonou tomorrow by 10
I will be leaving to cotonou now by 12 mid night
Anna: I will be there b4 10AM
This is what you said earlier today
Cats: Yes
Anna: do you really need 10 hours to get to cotonou?

Saturday
Anna: Where are you now dear
Cats: I'm already at cotonou now sorry for the delay i slept off
Anna: Ok, I'm happy to hear that you are there. Where in cotonou are you?
at the airport?
Cats: Do you want me to be at the airport to wait for you?
Anna: Yes please, but where are you right now?
Cats: Liberi notre dam
Anna: Show me a picture of yourself there
Please
Cats: Why
Where are you no2
Nowm
Now?
Are you kidding me am in cotonou now and you haven't traveled yet
Wtf 😱😱
Are you playing with me 😡🤬
Anna: You have to send your picture to me quickly because I have to get on the train to paris soon. I was waiting for your confirmation exaclty like I told you I would
Cats: You are also gonna make me picture in the train do you accept ?
Anna: You're trying to trick me again
Cats: No
Anna: Then show me where you are and I'll send you a picture from the airport before I leave there
Cats: Look Anna am with my friend in his house now in cotonou we lived together in lagos before he relocated to cotonou and his planning to leave tomorrow to Lagos for exams, i will send you my pic now but if i don't see your pic of yourself in the train today i will be believe that you are not coming to cotonou u are just only trying to trick me then i will follow him back to lagos
Anna: No
you will show me your picture in front of the airport in cotonou or I will not leave london
Cats: Am not in the airport
Am in friend house in cotonou
I travelled by bus
Anna: I want to see you in Cotonou. not in some random house, but I want to be sure you are in cotonou or I won't move an inch
Cats: What is wrong with your brain I'm in cotonou

Anna: don't try to play games with me
That's you with a suitcase
Cats: Yes
You have to start coming am waiting for u
Anna: You didn't prove to me that you're in cotonou
Time is ticking
Cats: How do u expect me to be at the airport when you are not already at the plane yet
I will be at the airport waiting for you as you have boarded into the plane i hate jokes
If you can't come then i have no other option than to go back
Anna: prove to me that you are in cotonou. Go outside and make a picture of yourself in front of a hotel or restaurant or whatever so it is clear where you are
If you refuse then I know you're lying
35 minutes

Anna: YOU ARE LYING
Cats: Are you mad or stupid or you are just insane?
How can said am lying , u asked me to snap in a hotel in cotonou so i did and you dare call me lair
Anna: All of the above mentioned
Because you didn't make a picture in front of a sign saying Cotonou
Cats: I can see you are joking with me and you are not coming to cotonou
You made me travelled down here in vain
Just tell me now are you coming to cotonou or not ?
Anna: you are not even in cotonou so drop the act and stop the lies
if you were there you would show me
Goodbye Cats
Cats: Show u what?
<Downloaded picture of hotel ibis in cotonou, in the sun, while it's not very sunny today>

later
Cats: I know you never come to cotonou , you just made me waste my money coming to cotonou
Anyway you can still be preparing your visa to come to Nigeria since you don't believe I'm in cotonou
Much later
Anna: Thank you for that downloaded picture of the ibis hotel. I know you are not in Cotonou and never been there. I just arrived half an hour ago
Cats: Where are you now?
Anna: in my hotel room
/color][color=darkred]Cats: In cotonou ?
Anna: where else?

With my online presence I kept the travel times in mind. Later tonight, at 0:07, he will get a nice email chain

Quote:

Mr. Postumierre,

Thank you for this last minute adjustment. I know that the deadline of the delivery is closing in and it looks like the initial receiver of the parcel isn't interested in it anymore. This might be a better solution. I want to thank you for your excellent customer service.

Blessings,
Reverend Greenham

On Sat, Oct 5, 2019 at 8:33 PM Claude <c***@p-log.com> wrote:
Reverend Greenham,

Of course it is no problem at all to change the receiver name. I have processed the change in the system and Mrs. Verbeek can contact me anytime to make arrangements for the delivery of the parcel. If there's anything else I can do for you, don't hesitate to contact me.
I want to wish you a pleasant evening.

Cheers,
Claude

On Sat, Oct 5, 2019 at 12:15 PM Rev. Paul Greenham<r***@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear mister Postumierre,

I want to ask you to please change the receiver of parcel number TRK2623***** to the name of Mrs. Anna Verbeek. Can you please confirm when you have processed this change? I have added in this message a copy of her passport that she will use to identify herself.

Blessings,
Reverend Greenham

- He can't ask Anna for her ID because p-log already has it.
- Anna is in Cotonou and he lied and was never there
- Anna is now the receiver of the parcel and he is close to losing it all... the money and the girl
- He will receive a picture one of these days showing Anna in Cotonou and he will beat his head against the wall for being stupid

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 5:59 pm

Saturday
Cats: Cotonou
Which hotel in cotonou and location
Anna: Yes in Cotonou
Goodnight
Cats: Hotel name and location ?

Sunday
Anna: Like you care
Cats: You're not in Cotonou and never planned to come here
I thought you were joking 😔
Can i change the receiver name to your name so you can collect the parcel in the hotel
Rev.paul Greenham has already changed the receiver name to your name
How did Rev.paul knew u were here.? 🤬
Anna: Because I told him you've been playing games with all of us and I wanted to make it right. I'm going to get the parcel and go home
Cats: Bloody liar you are never in cotonou
11:16
Anna: If you say so
Cats: Prove to me that you are in cotonou
Tell the location of the hotel, the name of the hotel and tell someone to take you picture unaware at the reception
Anna: Just like you "proved" to me that you "were in cotonou" yesterday"?
Don't make me laugh
I'm in hotel 241
Cats: Is that a hotel name?
Anna: yes it is
18:04
Cats: I know u are still with that Eater church
Anna: And I know you are a liar. I only need them to get my gifts from that parcel back
Cats: Eater's excuses
Have u collected the parcels ?
Anna: Not yet. I need to make arrangements for that
I want to give you one last chance. Are you willing to come here to meet me?
Cats: Yes i swear if only you send me money from that parcels for transport and crossing the border
When i receive the money from you i will 100% believe you are in cotonou
Anna: You only want me for money
And I'm not sending you any. If you want me you come to me. It's not that far. We can get the parcel together
Cats: Am not after money dear, i'm broke i need money to come to cotonou and meet you
You don't have to return home with that parcels to that demonic church we need it to start a new life and get married
Anna: We will if you meet me here. You said you had money but you lied about going to Cotonou, you were never here yesterday. I don't know why you lied, but I am not sending you money now only to discover it is a lie again and you won't come. I am right here waiting for you, but not for long
Cats: You want me to come so you will sell my body to your Eater church so they will eat my body
Lies
You are not in cotonou
Send me the money in the parcels if you are really in cotonou
Anna: If you ask me for money one more time I will stop talking to you. Tomorrow when it's light I'll show you that I am in Cotonou and you can make your choice then

=====================

Cats: If you say so
Anna: so
Cats: Let wait for tomorrow , u said you wanna show me something
Anna: You don't belive me
but that doesn't make it any less true
Cats: I will believe that you are in cotonou when you receive the parcels and open the parcels and take pictures of all of them
<missed call>
Ring me
Anna: no
Cats: With all this your refusal how do u expect me to believe you are real and even in cotonou
Anna: Because it doesn't matter anymore
You never wanted to marry me, you only wanted money, now I'm here to fix my mistakes, I already know you don't want me anymore. If you really love me you can come here, if you don't, you don't. Your choice
Cats: Why should i believe you are cotonou when u don't want to give me a prove
Anna: You saw my ticket. I told you I'll show you tomorrow. If you really wanted to be with me you'd be here already

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:41 am

This little shit will turn into anger when he will see that picture with Anna, near the Hotel 241, in Seme area (Benin). Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:53 am

Sunday
22:44
Cats: Fake ticket you sent me
U thought am a novice
That fake
<picture of a hand holding a ticket>
That origina plane ticket held by someone
Anna: That's a completely different ticket
I don't know if you're aware of the fact that there are a lot of different tickets out there
Cats: Snap the plane ticket on your hand
Hold it and snap

Monday
Anna: I'm not a circus monkey
Cats: Eater's excuses
Have you collected the parcels yet?
Anna: Not yet
Have you stopped lying yet
Do you intend to come to Cotonou or not?
Cats: Yes
I will come on only one condition
So where is the thing you wanted to show me this morning
Anna: <picture of anna in front of hotel 241>
Cats: Photo shop
And that's doesn't look like a hotel to me
Anna: Hotel 241
And I knew you'd say that
So forget about everything.
Cats: Where is the location ?
Anna: Please leave me alone
Cats: Where in cotonou is that? The street of the hotel so i can tell a friend to check on you if you are really there?
Anna: You can find it on Google. That's your biggest friend right. See for yourself. You don't believe me anyway
Cats: Snap with black kid holding his hand in the hotel
That's photo u sent me is pure photoshop u can't deceive me
Anna: You don't believe me anyway so I won't do anything anymore
That guy was waiting for a ride and he's gone now
Cats: I have only two options for you and you have to pick one , is either you send me the hidden in the parcels that you guys lied about so i can come over to cotonou to meet you, secondly you video call with me to prove that you are in the cotonou with all this your irrelevant excuses and photoshop pictures you are sending me is making me hard to believe you are in cotonou
I need concrete evidence for me to believe you are really in cotonou
Anna: I'm not doing anything for you anymore. I'm taking the parcel and I'm going home if you don't want to meet me here. It's your choice. I've done enough now
Cats: Fake eater church
You are not in cotonou
You are still a member of that demonic church right?
Anna: No and you don't want to be with me either, so I'm on my own now
Cats: If you are not a member of that eater's church you will not return that parcels to them
Anna: Being a member or not, I will not take and keep what is not mine. I will only keep the things I paid for
Cats: Then take the parcels and drive down here in Nigeria if you really love me and want to get married to me and really want to give me a gift.
Anna: No, I don't want that anymore. You promised to be in Cotonou Saturday morning but you weren't there. I told you we'd be through if you weren't there. I'm not going to chace after a man that doesn't want me. If you want to be with me, you know where I am. But I won't be here for long.
Cats: You are not in cotonou so i can't travel in vain to meet a ghost
Video call me if you are serious and in cotonou.
Anna: I'm done Cats
Cats: Everything about you and the Eater's church are fake
Sending me fake pictures that you and the eater church Photoshoped so deceive me come cotonou
Anna: Goodbye Cats
Cats: Lol
<missed call>
Or could u snap the parcels to me to believe u are in cotonou

He won't come to Cotonou. Not that I expected that, but it's fun to torture him. That photochop was pretty good, he's just looking for excuses to get the money to him instead of doing something himself. That last line of him is telling his doubt. He still believes that it is real. He wants to believe he is not being tricked for months.
I believe there might be some more whining from Cats in the next coming days, but I consider this bait done.

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