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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ Oh, I think he's the one who's been routed. Lolol

More, please, more.... Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 1:25 pm

your wish... my command Laughing

Today
Me: Did you ask your boyfriend what he did with the money from the envelope?
ChrisLad: There was no money in the envelope I was the one that received it
Me: Why would I send an empty envelope to you? That doesn't make any sense
You're lying
ChrisLad: I'm not lying
There was no money in the envelope
Me: So you did receive the message I wrote on the card in the envelope?
ChrisLad: Yes that's not what I'm talking about now
Me: You did receive the card but not the money?
ChrisLad: Yes there was no money inside the envelope period
Me: Did you like the card?
ChrisLad: I'm not happy now
Me: Wait.... Fuck... You must've screwed with the mailboy and he took it to get revenge
Tell me who he is
Well... At least now you know where your money is, so you can stop harassing me. Glad I could help sort that out
ChrisLad: I have told you you just have two more days to provide my money
I'm not joking with you
And I won't regret anything action I take
Me: The mailboy has it
Go after him

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:31 pm

ChrisLad has been trying to engage Darla as of late but she has been bizzay. Today she answered the call:

Quote:

ChrisLad: Hiya
Darla:What do you want now?
ChrisLad: I want you
So you don't know what i want
Darla: Yeah right
ChrisLad: I am trying to save you from being disgrace bt Emma
by Emma
Darla: So you want me to send her more money?
ChrisLad: That's not what i mean
We have to find away to get that bitch hurt
And they have promised to hunt her
I have some bad **DELETED** over there
And they have promised to hunt her
Darla: They?
ChrisLad: Some bad guys
Darla: Like Bogarts?
ChrisLad: Yes
Darla: Ooooh how very sexy
ChrisLad: But they needed some money to do the job
We have to act fast because Emma is plaining to do shit again
Darla: Big shits?
ChrisLad: Yes
So are you in ?
Darla: I guess so but I needs to know who these Bogarts are first
ChrisLad: How do you want to know them
I will give you the facebook account of one them the main person
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: so you can add him up and chat with him
Mats Sundin
Add him up
Darla: Kinda common name. Got a link???
ChrisLad: I will tell him t add you up
Accept his friend request when he does
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: THUMBS UP

Tomorrow methinks ChrisLad with be HitLad....

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:49 am

Bogarts? Is that Sir Organ hanging around?

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:57 am

This just keeps getting more better. I think Emma will have gotten some money today, but invested it in a security system and a few deadbolts.

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 353

A hitman you say?

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:01 pm

Darla is ever so glad that 'The Idiot' is so good at self-Baiting as she ran out of ideas years back...

Quote:

Darla: Urm I haven't heard from your Bogart yet!
HOURS LATER
Hunny?
ChrisLad: He sent you friend request check it
Darla: wHAT WAS THE NAME? (craps lock)
ChrisLad: I sent it to you yesterday
Darla: He hasn’t sent anything
ChrisLad: He sent you friend request stop lying
he sent it
check it
Darla: fuck you and the goat you rode in on! I SAID HE SENT NOTHING!!!!
ChrisLad: Fuck you too
He sent you friend request
Darla: I think you need a better class of Bogart cause this one is kinda unreliable
ChrisLad: Hunny check your facebook
he sent you friend request
Darla: What don't you fucken understand???
ChrisLad: Hunny check it again
Darla: This one? **LINKY**
ChrisLad: Yes
Darla: He doesn't look overly treacherous
ChrisLad: Don't look at his face
He is dangerous
He don't joke with his business
Get in contact with him first
Darla: Will I turn to stone of something?
ChrisLad: He will do the job perfectly
How do you mean will you turn to stone of somehting?
Darla: Nevermind. I responded to his request
ChrisLad: Ok
You should be the one to send him a message
Darla: Ok

AND just like clockwork my very own personal HitLad arrived:

Quote:

Darla: Hiya. Am Darla by name
HitLad: Okay
Are you the Mr. Chris is talking about?
Darla: I guess so
Is he saying nice things?
HitLad: Yeah i am here for business
He offered me a job to do and he said you are the one to pay for the job
Darla: Well before we talk money I needs to know more better your qualifications ok?
HitLad: This is my job and i know how to do it
I am a professional in this job and my boys are well trained
Darla: Are they boys or are they men?
HitLad: Men but i called them my boy because they are under me
Darla: You know I need top level treacherous Bogarts for this mission right?
HitLad: Yes
And be rest assured that we will delivered
I don't play with my job
Darla: Am suffering from a serious blue balling and want vengeance against a serious bitchy
HitLad: Okay
Darla: What are your particular skills at torture?
HitLad: That depends on what you want us to do to her
Darla: Motor boating for sure and maybe even the dreaded rear admiral I was thinking
HitLad: Whatever you want us to do to is consider it done
Darla: Hunny er I mean Matt I have to go for a bit but will be back
HitLad: Okay
LATERER
Darla: Hiya
THEN I LOGGED OFF

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:05 pm

I wasn't really in the mood today for Bullies and such but when a ShitLad comes a callin' I get a typin' or something like that:

Quote:

HitLad: If you are not ready for the deal let me know i have other job to do
Darla: Am just waking up give me some time
HitLad: Okay
HOURS LATER
Hello
Darla: Hiya
HitLad: How are you doing?
I didn't hear from you again
You are delaying my movement
Darla: Am a bit groggy after my rub down but Carl33to does have his ways I suppose
Is Chris one of your Lads because he is quite swarthy looking
HitLad: That's not what i want to hear now
If you don't want the job to be done better let me know
Darla: Hang one Mon Soiler my Le Keyboard has gone Frenchy
HitLad: THUMBS UP
Darla: Un Minute
HitLad: THUMBS UP
Darla: Tabernack this is confuse oui
HitLad: THUMBS UP
Darla: Oooh La La this is more better non?
HitLad: I don't play so don't play with me
Darla: What do you mean Hunny er I mean Matt
HitLad: I am not huuny
Stop it and talk reasonable thing or you get off my facebook
I'm not here for shit
Darla: ok
Do yu also hunt terrorists? If yu do that turns me on and a lot ok?
HitLad: Yes I do
So are you ready for us to do the job or not
Darla: Oh I ever so am ready but I need to know the names of your team and their postions.
HitLad: You don't need to know about that
I think i am done with you if you are ready let me know then i will tell you how much you will pay and i will send you the account to send the money
You will pay half of the money and after the deal is done you will pay the complete money period
Darla: As your hirerer and your boss I need to know everything but yeah send me the account ok?
HitLad: Like i said i am professional in this game so your concern should be for us to get the job done perfectly
You don't have anything to do with our skin and names
Darla: ArE YU SENDING YOU’RE A Team? Cause I don’t want to pay for shit sorry my key bored is still goofy
HitLad: You will pay us $USD6,500.00 but you will first send $USD3,250.00 after the deal you will send the balance of $USD3,250.00 agreed?
Darla: Hang on a sec there Corporal Punishment we haven’t even discussed what you are going to do to that Bitchy yet
HitLad: You are to tell me what you want us to do to her
Darla: Hmm let me think on this ok?
But please tell me some of your specialities cause that makes me so horny
HitLad: You are very mad
Do you think i am here for childs play
Darla: I have hundreds of thousands of dollars so let me be a little mad?
I think you’ll like it
HitLad: I don't care i do my job people pay me so you can keep your money and i leave
I blame Mr. Chris for letting me know about this i thought you are a serious person
Darla: $6,500 USD is nothing to me got it.?
Yess Mr Chris is a complete Moron but we all know that right???
I WANT THIS BITCHY TAKEN CARE OF
HitLad: Like i said i am here for business
If you want her to be taken care of then follow my instruction and stop bean silly
Darla: Send me the accounts ans we will take it from there
HitLad: Note that when you send the money you have to send me the receipt for the confirmation of the money
And when are you sending the money?
I have to know so i can get my men ready
Darla: Without payment instructions I am really out of the loop so the ball sack is in your courts
HitLad: I don't get your last message
Darla: Give me banking details so we can get this bitchy once and for all!!!
HitLad: Okay
AFTER A BIT
ACCOUNT IN A JPEG
Darla: Can you write that down cause it gets confuse for me
Can I also get your email address just in case?
HitLad: ACCOUNT

AND Oddly enough our 'Idiot' decided to chime in:

Quote:

ChrisLad: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
ChrisLad: How are you doing
And what's the plan with you and Mathew ?
Darla: We are working out the dirty deeds
He thinks yu are an idiot btw
ChrisLad: He will never think like that
Stop making this story
Darla: He told me so ok?
ChrisLad: I don't think so
You know you can lie
What if i asked him and he said he didn't say anything like that
Darla: Then ask him Mr Mann!
ChrisLad: Anyway that's not why i sent you a message i just want to know your plans with him because Emma is up to something and she is not smiling this time around
Darla: She wont be smiling when the crows be picking at her flesh and she has no control of the sitiation
ChrisLad: OK then
Darla: Yess
Hunny he does these dirty deeds really really cheap so yu think we can be together after they are done?
ChrisLad: Yes sure we will be together
so what's the next step
Has he agreed to get that bitchy

EDIT to fix broken code tag - JF

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:15 pm

Quote:

...top level treacherous Bogarts...

I love that Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:20 pm

Quote:

HitLad: Hello what's going on?
I didn't hear from you again
Darla: Hurh?
HitLad: Yes
I didn't hear from you again after sending the account details
Darla: It’s Sunday for crabs sakes
HitLad: Okay so when are you sending the money so that i will know how to arrange my movement ?
Darla: Am thinking tomorrow after the bikini twister completion would be good
Butt I needs to no more aboot your movements ok?
HitLad: I am in USA now and my mens are in London as soon as you send the money tomorrow i will fly to London to meet them so we can carry on the duty and get that bitch
Darla: Oooh that is ever so exciting
HitLad: Yes
You are the one holding me here
Darla: Hurh?
HitLad: Yes as soon as you make the payment i will leave immediately
Darla: ok
Is Chris one of your boys?
HitLad: No he always give us job
He operate from Niegria
Nigeria
Darla: He looks swarthy so maybe hire him even if he is a gay
HitLad: We don't need him now we can only need him when we are going to Nigeria for a job
Darla: Yu don’t hire gays?
HitLad: What for?
Darla: Dunno yu are the one not hiring them
Yu do realize that he is a gay don't yu??
HitLad: I don't think so
I don't know him to be gay
Darla: Hahahaha cherck out h shirts he wears!!! Totally a gay but he is nice in a non-threatening way I suppose.
HitLad: Okay
Darla: I bet he’d be perfect for the dark and dirty espionage jobs.
HitLad: MAYBE
Why are you saying all these
Darla: As a gay he doesn’t get many jobs and is always whining and wanting money so maybe yu should hire him?
HitLad: I see
Darla: Yess
HitLad: THUMBS UP
Darla: Hunny er I mean Mats can yu tell me more aboot what yu will do to that Bitchy?
HitLad: Do you want us to bring her to where you are
Darla: Oooh now that is a cunning plan.
But I bet sahe would have flown here nayways without yu and your gay commandos
HitLad: I don’t understand
Darla: Lissen Corporal Punishment she is a Dutch Bag so I could have lured her here with some Sabot Tage or maybe some tulips
HitLad: Ok consider it done
Darla: Most excellent
Am getting crabs for this momentous occasion
HitLad: Okay
Darla: Yess and maybe I'll buy some new shoes too
HitLad: okay
Darla: Hunny are yu and your team like a crack team of commandoes convicted iof crinmes yu didn’t commit that survive as soldiereers of fortune and drive around in a van and stuff?
Cause that would be really awesome!
HitLad: Exactly
Darla: I love it when a plan comes together
HitLad: Olay
Okay
Darla: Ole my sexy beast
HitLad: what's meaning of that
Darla: hehe I guess yu aren’t used to having women swooning all over yu wit all of your back door shenagigans

ILOVEITWHENAPLANCOMESTOGETHER

Methinks Darla will next put a Hit out on Kevin the Idiot...seems fair eh?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ Excellent idea. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:13 pm

Quote:

Lissen Corporal Punishment she is a Dutch Bag so I could have lured her here with some Sabot Tage or maybe some tulips

Of all Darla's lines, that may now be my favorite.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:42 pm

In 2 weeks Emma will be unavailable for a while... We can use that to give this adventure a nice twist.

Yesterday
Me: Chris?
ChrisLad: Yes?
Me: what is going on?
ChrisLad: Going on what?
Me: oh never mind, thought you had plans
but since you forgot, I won't remind you
ChrisLad: Which plans so i should tell u my plans of getting you hurt
u are not serious don't worry when am done with my plans u will then see urself in hell
Me: I did actually manage to get some money friday
ChrisLad: How much did you get?
Me: 5000,-
ChrisLad: 5000 what? Dollars or pounds ?
Me: dollars
ChrisLad: How did you get it and who gave it to you?
Me: I managed to release it from some funds
ChrisLad: Okay
The you have to send my money to me
Me: Now listen mister blackmail
that is not your money
ChrisLad: I need to stop Darla from her plans to hunt you she is paying too much money for some assassinate she is hiring them to tress you
Me: Is not my money what about the 2700 Darla sent to you
oh no... really?
ChrisLad: I need the money or face whatever that happend to you
Me: that money darla sent is gone. it was donated in your name
ChrisLad: You think i am here for childs play
Me: this money came from my funds. you didn't work for it
ChrisLad: That's your business
Me: I would never think that, but you are too angry with me lately. I don't like that
ChrisLad: I didn't ask you to donate it to anyone a anywhere
Well send my money or get hurt
bye i don't have time for much talk
Me: no but you didn't talk with me either now did you mister thread-extravaganza
so it's your fault not mine that i didn't know what to do
ChrisLad: That's not why i am here
Me: so why are you then. please enlighten me
ChrisLad: I have my plans and if you don't send my money i bet you you will regret your life
Me: you're not even asking nicely
ChrisLad: Darla has hired assassinate very high once
Me: I don't think I like you very much anymore mister miscreant highbinder
ChrisLad: I don't need to ask nicely cos you make use of my money
Me: I DIDN"T USE YOUR MONEY I DONATED IT. ARE YOU BLIND OR JUST STUPID?
ChrisLad: You are stupid
You don't have to donate money that is not your own to some stupid organization
Me: you sure are a bit rude for someone wanting something from me
does sound a bit stupid to me
ChrisLad: You have money in your account why didn't you donate your own money
Don't you know that you are sensless
I didn't want anything from you
I want my money
If you know how you donated it go and get it or face my rut
Me: oh, now you don't want anything from me
then I guess we're done talking mister ass captain
ChrisLad: i want my money period
You think Darla is smiling with you
Me: if you want anything you should be nicer
ChrisLad: She will definitely make you pay for blackmailing her
What i want is my money
Me: I didn't see Darla do anything yet, but get drunk on the mojito train and join fucking rumba flips
ChrisLad: She is up to something this time around
anyway if not that i love you i would have allow her to get you but am trying my best to stop her
but she is proving stubborn
Me: so you'd better tone it down a notch and play nice mister ass pirate or you won't get anything from me
ChrisLad: Okay
If i don't get anything from you do you think i will die? if i don't get anything from you have it in mind that you will be hurt so who lose?
Me: hmmm. I think you're experiencing a permanent state of wedgie. Talk to me when you can be more nicer
ChrisLad: You are very crazy
You don't pity your life
Let's see who will laugh last
take care bye
Me: empty threads
i did'nt see anything happen yet
ChrisLad: It will not happened now
Just watch and see
You called it empty threats no problem

Today
Me: Are you being more nicer today?
ChrisLad: How are you sweetie
Me: I'm ok, thank you. A bit nervous to be honest
ChrisLad: Okay dear
How was ur night ?
Me: Didn't sleep much
How are you?
ChrisLad: I'm fine
Why didn't you sleep much ?
Me: All your angry mister assassin talk was creapin me out
ChrisLad: Okay i am sorry about that
Me: Why did you do that?
ChrisLad: That's just the truth honey
Is not a threat
Me: Just look at your words. They're all big alpha male I'll kill you and mess you up kinda bad
ChrisLad: Let's not talk about that is already gone okay
Me: It's really threatening when you do that
ChrisLad: Is okay
Me: I don't think it's ok to talk to your love like that
You really scared me
ChrisLad: I am so sorry honey
Me: Thats only words
I need to see your sorry
ChrisLad: How?
Me: Easy
ChrisLad: I don't get you?
Me: Make me a nice picture with a sign saying I'm sorry emma
And let me see you meen it
ChrisLad: I won't do that please
Me: Ok bye
ChrisLad: Don't even go there
Bye then
What do you take me for
You have hurt me many time and when did you show that you are sorry
Do you think i am a fool or what
I should obey everything you said for what
If you can't take the sorry i said here then forget it
Me: Ok. But when you threaten someone to death, I think a proper apology is the right thing to do
ChrisLad: AND U THINK I HAVE IT THEN
Me: HAVE WHAT?
ChrisLad: This is not matter of threat what i told you was nothing but the fact
Darla is working on that And she is paying ram some for that
Me: No, it's choice, you chose to get all angry on me
You were threatening to have me killes and in hellsfires burning if i dont pay you
ChrisLad: And what did you do about it
Me: You really think i would pay if you thow a tanper tantrum like a kid in the candy isle of the supermarket?
You need to apologize for your behaviour. Your a man for fucks sake
Or arent you?
ChrisLad: I have done that but doing what you said i should do won't be possible
If you don't want to accept the apology i rendered to you then forget it
The most important thing is that i have apologized
Me: I need to see you mean it
ChrisLad: That's not necessary what matters is that i have said it so is from my heart
Doing what you is not important
Me: Not good enough this time. You need to do more better
ChrisLad: Let's talk another thing
That's all i could do
This time around
Me: Not good enough
ChrisLad: Last time i know what is cost me to send you the pictures which was written i love you Emma
And this time you want me to do the same what do you take me for ?
Me: Oh, those were so beautifull
It's my phones background picture
ChrisLad: good
Me: Ok, thank you ill wait for the picture then
ChrisLad: I am not sending you any picture
Can't you get it
Please stop demanding for it u won't get any please
Don't make me angry now please i beg of you i have many things am planing now pls
Me: Im not making you angry, just stating the facts
ChrisLad: And that your facts is not important this time around
Hope i have made myself clear
Back off
Me: Yes you did mister
ChrisLad: Good
Call me whatever you like
I don't care but soon we shall see who laugh last
Me: Yes sir, as you wish
ChrisLad: Just continue to call me names
Me: Are you starting the threats again now love?
Oh wait.... A van is stopping in front of my home and some big bob the builder guy is walking to my door. Have to see what he wants

That might just be the very exclusive home security company that’s either advising or installing (depending on how this progresses) a very expensive security system, that will cost…. Let’s say…. $5000,-

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 353

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:09 pm

Just a wee bit of frustration leading up to some Weekend misery I suppose:

Quote:

HitLad: Why are you delaying my movement if you don't want the deal to go on please kindly let me know I have other jobs at hand
Did you send the money?
A DAY OR SO LATER
Darla: Of coarse I did silly. Why aren't yu taking care of that Bitchy?
LATER
HitLad: Where is the payment silp?
Darla: Hurh?
HitLad: Are you deaf or dume if you sent the money send me the transfer slip for the confirmation of the payment and which account did you send it?
You should know what transfer slip means send it to me now
Darla: Lissen to me Admiral Ass bandit yu don’t talks to me like that!!!
AND what yu mean by witch account?
HitLad: I asked you simple question
I need payment slip
What did you not understand
This is very simple
Just send me the transfer slip then I will carry on the duty
With the transfer slip I don't need to go to the bank to confirm the money
Let me have the slip
Be fast so that I will bord my flight
Darla: check your Fucken account Mr Simple and do what yu have bean paid to do
Who needs a slips of paper?
HitLad: I need it
Is very important without the slip I won't do the job
Why are you finding it difficult to send just slip
Since you claimed you sent the money then send me the slip or forget thos hole deal
I don't deal with stubborn people that don't follow simple instruction
Darla: Holy Chris in a hand basket did I accidently hire Colonel Klink for this most important mission?? What’s next a flight delay because you needed a manicure? FUCK!!!
HitLad: I don't know what you are talking about
Send the slip since you sent the money
I don't have time to go to my bank
I need the slip for the conformation of the money
This is very simple
And stop acting like an sad hole
Ass hole
Darla: Lissen you Fucken Shit CLAMP am in charge and yu work for me so stop your blabbery mouth and do what I has paid yu.
Did yu escape off the short bus or something???
HitLad: You did not paid me for anything
Had it been you sent the money you should be the one to contact me
And send me the slip
If I may ask why are you finding it difficult to send the slip
?
I just called my account officer and he said there is no new money in my account
So send me the slip for the confirmation or get lost
I'm done with you for now until you send the slip
Darla: Yu remind me of the two Stooges, Larry Curly and there is no Moe!!!
Fucktard!!
HitLad: I don't care the slip or you go to hell for all I care
That bitchy will still be hunting you bye

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:39 am

Quote:

I don't deal with stubborn people that don't follow simple instruction

Really?

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:14 pm

^^^It seems he's stolen my mantra.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:05 pm

He doesn't seem very happy. Shame, isn't it

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:36 pm

Given the Hit lad hasn't had a movement in all this time, I think his fraudstration is understandable.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:46 pm

Emma was just a tad bit bipolar today

Me: Good morning
how are you?
ChrisLad: I'm fine and you?
Me: I'm ok
ChrisLad: ok
Me: do you know anything about Darla's plans?
ChrisLad: Why are you asking me?
Me: because you seemed to know all about it and I'm quite nervous
ChrisLad: Okay and you want me to give you details
Me: Yes please
ChrisLad: I don't think i will do that
I don't see any reason why i should disclose that with you
Me: why not?
ChrisLad: You are not nice with me
Me: I thought you loved me
ChrisLad: I love you so much before not until you betrayed me i have to withdraw my love
Me: How did I betray you love?
I did just like you told me
honey, please don't be like this
ChrisLad: Don't honey me
Did i tell you to donate my money to any organization ?
Me: you told me not to speak with you anymore
ChrisLad: The only thing that will make me love you again and fight with Darla is only if you send the money to me period
Me: But that money is donated, YOu know that
ChrisLad: I don't care
Me: ok, then there's one option left
ChrisLad: which is?
Me: You apologise, like I told you
ChrisLad: Forget that
Me: so you don't want the money anymore?
ChrisLad: Good bye
I don't think you need any information from me about Darla's plan to hunt you
You can keep the money
Me: ok, thanks, I will
you know it's just one picture....
ChrisLad: Do you think i am pushed with money or you can trick me with money
Me: not at all.
I just think you need to apologize before you can expect something from me
ChrisLad: I won't do that and i don't need anything from you
You are the one who need something from me
Something that will protect your life
But it seems you are playing with your life
Go ahead
Me: oh, but honey, the guy that was at my door the other day will do taht
he will make sure I'm safe
ChrisLad: Ok
No problem then
Bye
Me: I only need to sign the papers and he'll install a very fancy security system
but then I won't be able to pay you anymore, so the choice is yours now
ChrisLad: Go ahead and do that
I don't care
No matter the amount of security you got Darla will still get you
Me: so you rather have me dead?
ChrisLad: She is not happy with you
So stay cool
You are the one who want yourself dead
Me: Not really to be honest
I still want you to be here with me to protect me
ChrisLad: Then do the right thing
Me: I will honey
ChrisLad: Good
Me: so can you please help me do the right thing?
ChrisLad: How?
If is about the apology of a thing forget it
I will never ever do that period
If you don't want me to be with you then let me be
Me: so how will I know that you are truly sorry about the things you've said to me
ChrisLad: But i will not be held responsibility of anything that will happen to you
It is from my heart
God knows that mean those words
There is power in spoken words
Me: There is more power in what you can see
ChrisLad: Whatever i think am done talking about this issue
Me: if you would just do this I could send you the money
ChrisLad: I don't care about the money you can keep it
It is your life that's involve here not mine
Me: really? so you really don't want me anymore
ChrisLad: You can use the money to hire the person that will fix the security for you
You are the one who don't want me
I refused to be used by anyone
So if you love me and want me to be with you then do what you suppose to do and let peace rain or you let me be period
Me: You really are too stupid for your own good
Thought love was more important than one picture
ChrisLad: Thanks
You always called me stupid and you never apologize or send any picture showing you are sorry
Go on and call me names
I'm stupid and crazy thanks
Goodbye
Me: and you keep saying you need the money and you're too lazy to make the picture, that's just stupid
ChrisLad: I never said i need the money
You can keep it
I don't care
Me: you told me many times
oh emma I need money for a passport
emma i need money for a plain ticket
emma I need money to travel to the funeral
ChrisLad: You want me to do something for you and you have my money so if you want me to get information from Darla then let me have my money simple
Me: And I tried to give it every time
ChrisLad: And if you can't send my money to me then let me be i am not forcing you
Me: I can send the money
ChrisLad: Just be ready to face Darla
Me: can do it tomorrow
you are the only one stopping me now
ChrisLad: Call me whatever you want but we shall see who laugh last
Me: you know what, I might go after the skank-tank myself you useless poofter princess
ChrisLad: Okay
Thanks
But time shall come when you will need me and before then it will be too late
Good bye
Me: ok, honey, I'll just let the home security guy know tomorrow to install the system. We'll see
Chrislad: <thumbsup>
Me: If you change your mind, you need to let me know on time. I'll call them by 3 PM. I still want to resolve this with you
ChrisLad: You are not serious
If you also change your mind then let me know so i will send you information which you will use to send the money (I hear bacon sizzling, time to play nice)
Me: I'm very serious honey
ChrisLad: Then do the right thing and stop disturbing me
Me: just send the account information
ChrisLad: I will do that tomorrow
Me: ok
ChrisLad: That's if you are sending the money tomorrow
But if you are not sending it tomorrow then there is no need
Me: I will honey
Please be nice to me again
ChrisLad: Like i said i can only be nice to you when i received the money then you will see my real person and real love by then we will fight Darla with her plans
Me: ok, ok, I understand
ChrisLad: I will send you Again of my brother who lives in USA so you can send the money it will be more easier
Me: ok honey
ChrisLad: [reported account]
That's the account baby
Me: Thank you dear (time to be stubborn again)
ChrisLad: If you send it then send the transfer slip
Me: Now there's just one more thing I need
ChrisLad: Which is
?
Me: the picture of course
did you forget already?
ChrisLad: I thought i said i won't do that
What's wrong with you
Are you sure you are okay
How many times would i say that
I stand on my words
You insulted me and call me names i didn't care
So if i must do that which you requested then send the money
Me: I will send it tomorrow if you've sent me the picture honey
I need it before 3 PM

And then I logged off….. too bad that Emma might not even be online during daytime and I don’t think he’ll think of emailing it…. In the evening it might be too late and that fancy security system will be ordered…

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:13 am

ChrisLad Wrote:

Quote:

The only thing that will make me love you again and fight with Darla is only if you send the money to me period

As a Comic in all Seriousness; THIS is why I Bait Lads!

ETA - Emma that reminded me to contact ChrisLad/HitLad telling him that the Bank transfer failed for some sort of technical reason...best gimme anudder eh?

ETA yet again:

Quote:

Hiya Hunny er I meen Mats. I went to the bank to get that stoopid piece of paper and they said the money was returend to my acount.
It was for technic reason so gives me anoter and I can get to the bank in the morning before the double reverse greased limbo competition ok?
ANDSA wishes me bestest of luck!!!! wOOOOOOO

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:28 am

Just a wee tidbit:

Quote:

HitLad: You are not serious I do things with unserious people there is nothing wrong with the account I gave to you let the bank transfer the money to the account and send me the slip period I will be moving to Canada tomorrow for another job I received the money from the client yesterday so if you are serious then send the money to the account or send it through western union

Darla: Canada? Isn’t that the place where yu can climb on Peter Mans Bridge?

Lissen I went to the stooped bank ansd that’s what they said. I don’t know fancy bankeriing so just gives me a ccount and I’ll add some extra money ok?

HitLad: MORE PORK

Send the money and send me the transfer slip

BIG THUMBS UP

For all of the unclean er I mean non-Canadians, please never attempt to climb Peter Mansbridge eh?

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:25 pm

ChrisLad: I think You are crazy
Me: huh?
ChrisLad: Yes
You think you can play
Me: What are you talking about?
ChrisLad: You didn't send the money again ?
Me: Honey, did you send me the picture?
ChrisLad: I never promised to send you any picture
I still stand on my word
So if you don't want to send the money forget it
I am talking to Darla now take care
Me: I told you I would send the money if you send the picture, but if you don't want the $5000,- just say so
Say "hi skank" to Darla for me wouldya?
ChrisLad: Okay
Goodbye
Me: so no money for my honey?
bye
ChrisLad: Lol
You are funny do you think i care about the money
Me: uhm.... I thought you did, yes
If not, I really don't see the problem
ChrisLad: Okay then

Nice detail to add.... july 2nd I had a chat with HitLad Matt.... but with me he was pretending to be a (scripted) US soldier in Afghanistan looking for love. Fortunately for this adventure Emma wasn't instantly in love and he didn't contact me anymore after that.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:46 pm

Sunday
Me: honey, you'll never believe this
Monday
Me: Oh, so you don't want to know that I won $6000 because I placed the right bet for who's winning the world cup...
ChrisLad: <thumbsup>
Me: What does that even mean?
ChrisLad: It means that's good
Me: Ok. So you still don't need money?
ChrisLad: My dear if you wish to send the money then send it
And stop asking me question you have the account i sent to you
Me: hmm... ok... not gonna do that
ChrisLad: Okay
Then you don't want to get information about Darla's plans
Me: ok... all you need to do is one picture you know...
i didn't hear anything from Darla so I think it's all bluff
ChrisLad: Is not yet time for her action
You won't get it now that you are expecting it
It will be when you less expect it
Me: butt honey... why don't you just make that one picture... all will be fine and we can work together again
ChrisLad: If you love me as you claim then send the money i will do anything you want me to do we will work together you know i never love Darla but you are pushing me to go back to her
Me: I'm not honey, you're just bein stubborn. I told you that you need to send me the picture and then I'll send you the money
ChrisLad: And i said you need to send the money then you have the picture
So if you want us to work together and be happy together send the money stop being stubborn
Me: not happening. picture first
ChrisLad: If you love me as you claim you can send the money then see me in action
Me: ooohh action... what kind of action?
ChrisLad: To prevent Darla from hunting you
And to get my visa to come down to UK and protect you
Me: oh, that action. ok
ChrisLad: yeah sure
Me: I'll send the money
ChrisLad: When are you sending it?
Me: after you've sent me the picture
ChrisLad: Then you don't want to send the money
And stop talking to me
I told you the only way i can trust you and send you the picture is when you sent the money
If not stop talking to me and keep your money and let's see how you will go free from Darla for blackmailing her
Me: Ok. I actually never paid 11000,- for a picture before
but clearly you don't want the money
ChrisLad: <thumbsup>
Me: what does that mean this time?
ChrisLad: Never mind
Me: okay... you're weird
ChrisLad: Okay
Because i refused to be fool again and betrayed that's why i'm weired
Me: if you say so
but I never betrayed you
ChrisLad: You have
Because if you want us to be together you would have send the money for me to get my visa
Me: I did, but the mailboy took it
ChrisLad: But you are demanding for something that is not important
How can 150 get me a visa ?
Me: if it's so unimportant to you I don't see the problem, just make that fuckin picture and all is right again
and how would I know how much you need for a visa when you never even told me?
ChrisLad: I won't do that
Our plans is for me to come there
So i need the visa badly i told you that i want to leave this country
Me: I know you do and you know I want to help you
ChrisLad: If you really want to help me out then do it and stop giving me condition
Me: well. you're the one giving conditions too... you want a lot of money before you help me with darla, I just want one picture
ChrisLad: I see
Then can you please stay on your own and let me be but i promise you i will leave this country without your help
Good bye and stop sending me message and never ever run to me if Darla comes looking for you
Me: so you really don't want the 11000?
ChrisLad: Get lost with your fucking money
You don't have it
Stop sending me message or i will block you

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:14 pm

Emma: Honey, Darla sent some mean man to my house. Please help me! I'm scared"
ChrisLad: you are not serious
Emma: I see them walking up and down the street. They are

... and logged off for the next 3 weeks.

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