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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:00 pm

In email:

Quote:

Today
Tina: :
Gud morning.
KerDaffy:
Good morning how are you. ?
Tina:
Gud, Thx
KerDaffy:
U welcome
Tina:
I slept so gud last nite. And how is ur toes?
KerDaffy:
It's getting better thanks for asking
I slept well too Tina
Tina:
Gud.
Church was relly gud last nite.
KerDaffy:
Really tell me how nice was it
Tina:
Relly, relly nice. It was such a gud lecturing and I left filling so full of luv.
I can't wait until ur here and we r married and thx so much 4 the formal apology. I have seen it now!
KerDaffy:
Can't wait for that either Tina:
Tina:
So, now we have 2 get u in as a member of the Church and get u here and get u a job and everyting.
KerDaffy:
As i told you it won't be easy for me to come without your support
Tina:
Oh, I must support my husband 2 be. I support ur coming here! Rolling Eyes

KerDaffy:
Wanted to. I have a brother at atlanta
Tina:
WOW! So he can help u 2!
KerDaffy:
We not in a good relationship since last year
Tina:
Why not?
He is ur flash and blud.
KerDaffy:
We had a fight over phone call
Yeah sure he is..
Tina:
What do u mean over phone call. Plz explain clearly and fully.
KerDaffy:
He promised me something for 3 months ago n I ask him about it he start getting angry..then I insult him or he's not even talking to me right now
Tina:
What did he promised u?
KerDaffy:
He promised me 18 thousand dalasis, Gambian money for me at apply a visa in dakar
To*
Tina:
Where is Dakar? Do u mean North or South Dakota?
KerDaffy:
dakar is at the west Africa is the capital of Senegal
Tina:
Oh. How far is that from you?
KerDaffy:
Not very far it's from country to country
Tina:
Oh. Which country do u live?
KerDaffy:
Gambia the smiling coast of Africa
Tina:
Why does it smile?
KerDaffy:
For you to visit here you don't need to use a visa...ticket only
Cus people in Gambia are peaceful people always smiling that's why we the smiling coast of Africa
Tina:
All people there?
KerDaffy:
Yeah 95% of the people
Tina:
Wow
Why wuld u want 2come here then?
KerDaffy:
To marry with you
Tina:
But we have sad people. Unhappy People. Poor people. Shooters.
Violins.
Riots
Parades
Marches
All kinds of badness.
Our lead pasture says the USA is the next Sadam and Ghonorrhea
Dakar Guinnea sounds so lovely and peacefull.
KerDaffy:
I don't care about that as far as you gud special lovely & kinda am gud to go
Thanks but Gambia is more peaceful & lovely then Senegal & Guinea
Like i said we the smiling coast of Africa
Tina:
Wait. Which state do u live in? Ghana? Senegal? Dakar? All these states are cornfusing me.
KerDaffy:

I hope now you understand
Tina:
So those others are companies in That Gamiba?
KerDaffy:
Yeah sure they are
Tina:
Ok. So u work 4 one of them now?
KerDaffy:
No
Tina:
Ok. I have 2 go 2 a meeting. Back soon my <3 .
KerDaffy:
Ok no problem

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:47 am

That is the best bad apology ever. I too have never intended to be insanely, but it happens from time to time.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:10 pm

^^^Unintentional insanity does not count against you.

Quote:

THU 3:47PM
KerDaffy:
How was your meeting. ?
Today 7:51AM
Tina:
Long. Ugh.
How is ur toes?
KerDaffy:
Thank god it's much better now
Tina:
U heal fast! HE is great.
KerDaffy:
Yeah sure he is..How's the morning
Tina:
Still figuring it out.
KerDaffy:
Lol you funny.
Tina:
What is funny?
KerDaffy:
You still figuring out if your morning is fine or not. ?
Tina:
Yes. It's Gud Friday and a Holy Day and lots of work.
Why is it funny?
KerDaffy:
Oh Ok today is good Friday
Tina:
Yes
KerDaffy:
Wish i be there to help you with work
Tina:
Oh? R u gud with acting, stunts, and music?
R u gud at recruinting peepz with talent
KerDaffy:
Kind gud at acting
No am not gud at recruitment
KerDaffy:
Guess you will teach me
Tina:
Teach u what
KerDaffy:
About stunts and music Laughing

Tina:
Oh, I don't do those. I'm an I just do the recruinting and help with the application and passing of the auditions and stuff.
Why wuld u guess I culd teach u those? Do I look like a music or stunt woman? LOL
KerDaffy:
Lol no you don't look so
Tina:
Then why wuld u guess that?
KerDaffy:
It's just a guessing
Tina:
Oh.
Sorry then. I guess u guessed wrong.
KerDaffy:
Lol that's what i see i guess wrong
So how's the good Friday going
Tina:
It is gud, but plz be respectful. It is a day of joy and mourning both.
I have 2 go get the bus soon my luv! I hope u have a wonderful Easter!
KerDaffy:
Lol but am respectful hny. Am just asking
Yeah take care my love. I love you
Tina:
Ok. Just making sure because u shuld always respect the JCs Rolling Eyes

KerDaffy:
Ok no problem i will my love

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 353

I was just thinking....since this lad is soooooo hung up on, ahem, "football" and all, maybe our girl could talk him into doing something football related....like....oh I dunno....naked football pics.....which could then somehow end up in a prominent gay magazine in the usa....at which point he'd have to convince our girl that he was not, in fact, gay....by doing something even gayer....because, you know, only a real man who was confident in his sexuality would do something super gay...that's how everyone proves that they're straight in the usa....or something....
just kinda thinking out loud I guess lol.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:40 pm

^^ I was thinking along similar lines, perhaps a football movie? I love a good movie about sports Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:41 am

This character and her involvement with the Church has some limitations.

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 353

I hear ya; just keep doin whatcha doin and we'll keep enjoying it. Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 1:34 am

Easter Sunday (also Tina's birthday)

Quote:

KerDaffy:
<<Birthday GIF>>
No words can ever express my love for you for it is way bigger than the universe and it’s much deeper than the ocean! Happy birthday , my love
Mon 2:35pm
Tina:
I guess u didn't want 2 get me a gift 4 my birthday.

Yes, that seems bitchy, but lads tend to try and guilt their victims when it comes bday time. Let's nip that in the bud for when he has one.

Tue 9:08am
KerDaffy:
That's because you lied to me
Tina:
I can never lie.
What r u talking?
KerDaffy:
You told me you 19 not surr
Tina:
Well, my bday was Sunday and now I'm 20.
What is not surr?
KerDaffy:
So why is it 23 on your Facebook

Well, it's 23 because Tina has never aged, though her FB account has...After quickly editing her birth date...

Tina:
I don't know. It had the wrong year. I just looked at tit and changed it.
It must be cuz the 5 and 8 are next 2 each other on the keyboard.
Funny. Nobody ever said anything b4 and I didn't know. That's weird.
KerDaffy:
Mmmm
Tina:
What does not surr mean?
KerDaffy:
sure*
I was upset when I saw 23 cus i was like she was lying to me all this while about her age
Tina:
No. I didn't even know that this hole time.
KerDaffy:
Okay
Today
KerDaffy:
Can I trust you with my life Rolling Eyes

Tina:
Well of course! Why culd u not?
KerDaffy:
Bcus of your age
Tina:
Becuz I'm 20?
KerDaffy:
23
Tina:
No. I am 20.
I do know when I was borned.
KerDaffy:
Seriously
So how sure are you that you 20 now
Tina:
LOL.
UR funny
Can I trust u with my life?
KerDaffy:
I intend to lie to you am 100% real with you
Tina:
Hammm
KerDaffy:
I have no intention to lie to you am 100 % real with you
Tina:
I think u had a fraudian slip.
Cuz u have lied 2 me several times.
I have never lied 2 u.
KerDaffy:
I admit that i lied that was not my intention
Tina:
I notice u still have not answered if I can trust u with my life. Noted.
KerDaffy:
Yeah 100% you can Bcus am in love with you.
Tina:
2 late. U hesitated and said u intend 2 lie 2 me.
KerDaffy:
Can't you see that was a mistake. Not i wrote it again
Don't*
Tina:
I think it was ur since u didn't answer yes or no.
KerDaffy:
I don't get you
Tina:
yea
KerDaffy:
What should I answered .?
Tina:
Yes. Or No. It was a simple ?
KerDaffy:
I meant i had no intention to lie to you that what i meant.
Tina:
No. That's different.
I asked a ? U did not answer yes or no.
KerDaffy:
What's the yes or no for
?.
Tina:
Scroll up and re-read. I'll wait.
KerDaffy:
Yes you can
Tina:
I'm not sure now.
KerDaffy:
Now
Tina:
Yea
KerDaffy:
U saying you can't trust me.?
Tina:
I'm saying u said I couldn't.
KerDaffy:
Couldn't what. ?
Tina:
trust u
Did u hit ur head on sumthing? Is ur toe infunction spreading or sumthing?
KerDaffy:
What no.
Tina:
Then why r u circle jerking?
KerDaffy:
Can i ask you a question. ?
Tina:
Sure
KerDaffy:
What's your name
?.
Your real name. ?
Tina: Tina.
Daddy calls me Teener, tho.
KerDaffy:
How many Facebook account did you open. ?
I meant how many Facebook account are you using. ?
Tina:
1
Why wuld anybody ever need more?
KerDaffy:
You sure you having one
Tina:
Wow. That's like when u asked if I was sure I knew my age.
My Church only allows us 2 have 1 4 work. If we absolutely have 2.
KerDaffy:
Ok then

Now, this lad is a bit smarter than your average bear.

Tina:
Who is that?
Who is Jolly?
He sends pics of Angela Varona (Tina) and a fake FB profile with the name Jolly using her pics, too.

KerDaffy:
Guess this are your photos
Tina:
YES. From Daddy's account and the Church. Where did u get them?
WHO STOLE THESE?
KerDaffy:
You don't know
Tina:
HOW DID U FIND THEM AND WHO IS JOLLY?
HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S SACRED WULD I KNOW?
KerDaffy:
Am confused seriously i don't know what to believe at this point.
This your photos how comes you have no idea about it
Tina:
WELL I KNOW THEY R MY PICS, BUT HOW WULD I KNOW WHO JOLLY IS? IT'S OT EVEN A NAME.
KerDaffy:
I get to go
Tina:
U get 2 go where?
I am so confused. How do I fix this? Plz, if u me, tell me what I shuld do and how they got my pics.
KerDaffy:
Let me think about all this will get to tomorrow
Tina:
Plz plz help me.
KerDaffy:
Am not thinking straight right now cus i don't know which is which
Tina:
Which is which what?
And u contacted me, remember.
KerDaffy:
Am confused
I don't have your dial
Tina:
U asked me 2 be ur friend here.
What is my dial?
KerDaffy:
I asked you to be my wife that was more than a friend
Tina:
I meant my Facebook Friend. Duh.
Sorry. Work has me busy.
KerDaffy:
Yeah yhu did
Tina:
I did what? I have 2 work late 2nite.
KerDaffy:
You said I ask you to be my friend. Yeah u did
How's work going. ?
Today is my mother's birthday
<<Image of him eating a submarine sandwich with a woman and child in the background>>
Was just a simple celebration
Tina:
Happy birthday 2 her.
We did not celebrate my birthday.
Is that ur little sister in the pic?
KerDaffy:
Why don't you celebrate it
Yeah
Tina:
Sorry. Creep Kenny came in.
My birthday was Easter.
So we celebrate how he is risen.
KerDaffy:
Oh Ok so where is my easter gift
Tina:
What do u mean?
Over there, u get gifts on other peepz birthdays?
KerDaffy:
Just kidding
Yeah
Tina:
So, when it was my birth date, I was suppost 2 get u a gift?
KerDaffy:
Lol no i suppost to give you
Tina:
K
Do u know what that Jolly thingy is then?
KerDaffy:
No i don't guess it's easy for you 2 find out
This pic of you is not in your Facebook photos
<<Another selfie image>>
Tina:
No. It's not. That is 1 I took just 4 Daddy.
KerDaffy:
So who did you send it to
Tina:
It was taken on his phone.
I didn't send it 2 anybuddy.
KerDaffy:
So how can someone open Facebook and put your photos there without you knowing
Tina:
What do u mean?
That photo of me is not in my Face.
KerDaffy:
what you mean is not in your face.?
Tina:
It is my face but not IN or ON my Face.
KerDaffy:
Okay can you ask your dad who did he give your pic to.
Tina:
I will.
What do u think happened?
KerDaffy:
Okay do that.
Honestly I have no idea
Tina:
I don't either. Why wuld sum1 do that?
KerDaffy:
I guess the person who did this knows you
Tina:
But I don't no anybody named Jolly.
How did u even find the picture?
Wait. R u talking 2 other gurlz?
KerDaffy:
What hell no i chat with you only.
From the Facebook photos of jolly
KerDaffy:
With all that i never had your voice before
Tina:
I must go now my luv!

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 353

Enter Creepy Kenny...

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:33 pm

^^^Planting the seed for the future...

Quote:

KerDaffy
Can't imagine my life without you
Tina:
That is so sweat! Gud morning!
KerDaffy:
Morning how you doing. ?
Tina:
Ok. Did u have a gud nite?
KerDaffy:
No i don't
Tina:
Oh no. What happen?
KerDaffy:
My stomach was paining all night long Rolling Eyes

Tina:
From ur toe?
KerDaffy:
No my toe is Fine now
Tina:
K. Where did u go?
KerDaffy:
Where to the hospital 4 medicine
Tina:
WOW! WHAT DID THE DR SAY WAS WRONG?
KerDaffy:
She said it was just a normal pain
It wil be fine
Am sure
Tina:
What kind of medicine did they give u?
KerDaffy:
Pain killers
Tina:
Can u take a picture and send it? I want 2 ask our nurse abut them.
Tina:
Halo?
KerDaffy:
Ok no problem

I have taken 5 already
Tina:
Well, she wuld need 2 see the name silly.
KerDaffy:
Did you just called me silly
Tina:
Uh, yeah. Why? U don't call ur luved ones that when they r being silly?
KerDaffy:
Really
Tina:
Yes relly
KerDaffy:
Alright

Tina:
The nurse said that's Motrin.
KerDaffy:
What's motrin. ?
Wat does it do.?
Tina:
Here, we give it 2 little babies when they r sick or have a tiny ache.
KerDaffy:
Seriously
Tina:
The nurse said that's what the BP is 4. Baby Prescription.
Yes.
Wonder why they wuld give u baby medicine.
KerDaffy:
Waw is it good 4 my heath
Tina:
What do u men?
KerDaffy:
You said it's for babies.so is it bad 4 me to take it
Tina:
Why wuld it be bad if u can give it 2 babies?
It just prolly won't do anything since it's 4 little babies silly.
But, lol
KerDaffy:
Hmmm hny
Tina:
Those aren't even reel words.
KerDaffy:
What.?
You didn't believe me
Tina:
I don't know what hmmm hny is.
I believe they gave u those, I just don't know why they wuld.
KerDaffy:
Ahh okay
Tina:
Yea
KerDaffy:
I was sick last night that's why they give me this
Tina:
Yeah, but it's not 4 stomachs the nurse said. Weirdo
KerDaffy:
Well i wil see the doctor again
Tina:
I think it's a waste.
They don't seem 2 know what they r doing the nurse said
KerDaffy:
Stupid doctors
Aren't taking it anymore
Tina:
I don't blame u. If u have tummy issues, take baking soda with water and lemon juice.
KerDaffy:
Okay thanks for that
Tina:
My silly little luv! Of curse!
KerDaffy:
Lol
Tina:
Lots of luv 2 u 2!
KerDaffy:
Love you more
Tina:

KerDaffy:
So for long wil we be loving each other online. ? Silly question
Tina:
Yes
KerDaffy:
Which year wil we see each other to make the love look more real
Tina:
When u get here I guess.
KerDaffy:
It wil be more easier for you to come...
You president doesn't like blacks lol
Your*
Tina:
How?
KerDaffy:
You wil only buy a ticket 2 Africa. 4 me i wil apply a visa if lucky i get it if not lucky it's gonna be a waste of money.
Tina:
Why wuld u not bring me 2 Africa as my husband?
KerDaffy:
Lol but we not married yet
That's up to you to come,, <--Note to self to remember this line,
KerDaffy:
Just found out wat it cost a ticket 2 Africa.
Tina:
But why wuld u not come here? Ur the man.
KerDaffy:
Wil you send me an invitation.
Tina:
Ur invited my luv. 4 us!
Tina:
?
KerDaffy:
From country to country you should send invitation letter to the one you inviting
Tina:
Huh? I don't understand.
KerDaffy:
You need to send me an invitation letter for me to come.
Tina:
How? Write 1 4 me and I will send it 2 u.
KerDaffy:
You need to found out your self. It's like an application I think.
Tina:
I don't think ur rite.
Why wuld I apply?
KerDaffy:
Why not
Invitation Letter Image
That's the only way They wil give me a visa to come
Tina:
K. Can u send me ur passport and stuff like it says?
And that says its just 2 visit tho.
I thot u were going 2 marry me.
KerDaffy:
This just and an example
Of course i am going to marry you
Tina:
But then why do u need 2 only visit. I don't think u need all that 2 stay here.
And do I need ur passport like it said? Do u even have 1 or when will u get it?
KerDaffy:
I lost my passport but am gonna found a new one
Like i said it's an example. You can write different like we about to marry stuffs
Tina:
Oh. U don't even have a passport? I know they make u have 1 of those. I don't have 1 either.
KerDaffy:
I once have it before..why don't you have a passport
Tina:
I have never left the USA.
Why wuld I need 1?
KerDaffy:
Okay you never curious about travelling outside us
Tina:
Not relly. What is there that I can't get here?
KerDaffy:
It's not about getting it's about the different world we living in different lifestyle that you never imagined before
Tina:
What is wrong with my lifestyle?
KerDaffy:
You lifestyle is great i love it.,I mean different countries
Tina:
But why wuld I want 2 know those?
KerDaffy:
Bcus your fiance wants you to know those.
Tina:
What do u want me 2 know abut them?
KerDaffy:
Everything about the life we living
Tina:
Who is we?
I thot ur talking abut Mexico or Canada.
KerDaffy:
No i don't meant that
So did your Oracle said anything about me
What*
Tina:
No
What what?
KerDaffy:
Ignored that
Can't we get married online
Tina:
NOT IN A CHURCH?
OMGG
KerDaffy:
Just asking if it can be
Did your church help people
Tina:
Well what kind of a church wouldn't?
KerDaffy:
Specially then someone wants to join Christianity. ?
When*
Tina:
They help after. Members and God-fearing/JC luving peepz.
KerDaffy:
Am i not still serious to you about Christianity
Tina:
Huh?
KerDaffy:
That's a question
?.
Tina:
I don't know.
KerDaffy:
You still don't believe that aren't fake
Tina:
I don't know. U sent me all the ISAM pics yesterday.
KerDaffy:
That doesn't mean i am in to Christianity
Not*
Tina:
See. Fraudian slips.
KerDaffy:
What's that suppose to mean..lol
Tina:
You left out the NOT.
KerDaffy:
And i wrote it under
Tina:
It means when u say 1 thing but ur brain is thinking of the opposite. In a bad way.

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