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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2018 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Kevin the Idiot has been a staple round these parts for quite a few years and personally I think the work by Ginger Lee with this scammer is legendary and I am honored to try to carry on with the World’s most tenacious scammer:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=236142&highlight=kevin+idiot

Yeah there are a few more threads dedicated to this Lad but I didn’t really feel like re-remembering them at this time.

A Wee sampling of his Muguness:

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Today:

Quote:
ChrisLad: Hello honey
Darla: Who is this?
ChrisLad: Is your love Chris
Darla: My love Chris has a different Facebooker name ok
Who are you?
ChrisLad: I just change the name
Because of that idiot that has been using my name posting on facebook that am gay
You have to go through our chart
Darla: Assuming this is my Chris; you really mean that you aren’t a Gay????
ChrisLad: I’m not agay
I have told you that many times
I'm not a gay honey
Darla: Hmm am not overtly convinced but I’ll play along for now
ChrisLad: Wow
You have to believe me
I won't lie to you
Darla: As long as you aren’t a blatant sausage smoker then maybe
ChrisLad: Why are you sounding this way
Have you gotten yourself drunk again (GREAT IDEA)
You should know me by now
Started from the time you introduced me to your company for me to be a stun author
Darla: Am onlyhavehad a cpuple mai tais Mr.Mann
ChrisLad: You are now callng me Mr. Man
You can't call me sweet names
What are you up to?
Darla: Morebetter than mr Gayman
Am shavling my naughty bits cause am going out for drinkls
ChrisLad: I see
How about your friend Ema Veneer
Darla: she isever so pretty nd has the nicest shoesok?
ChrisLad: Okay
Do you know that she has dirt on you
And she can make you go to jail
Darla: I just hadmy Bathing sowwhat? Dirts???
ChrisLad: Yes
And when she provide it to court you will be jailed
Darla: Wwhat in the blue fuckerhead is you talkingsaboot?
ChrisLad: Don't worry by the time you see yourself in jail you will understand what i'm talking about then you will need my help
Darla: Why cause GAY mens are morebetter in jail????
ChrisLad: I am happy and glad that i'm not a gay
And everyone knows that
But she will make you go to jail if you don't sort out things with her
Darla: Youse arnt making an sensicals
Butt I never spected much fruma Arse bandit
ChrisLad: You are the one not making sensicals
I'm telling you about what's to happen to you
And you are saying another thng
She has every evidence to make you go to jail
Darla: Am o tooo smart tob goung to the slammermuch and more pretty
ChrisLad: That's not what am talking about
Being smart or pretty won't help you out
Just try and make it up with Ema
That's all
Darla: Just cause yuspends all that money what makes you thin tht you are king shoe?
ChrisLad: I can see that you are drunk
You are not following me
You are talking out of point
Darla: Oooh there is a all male greasy conga line gong by. Sec
Am more bettler now
ChrisLad: Am not sure
Darla: Nott sur ofwhat?
ChrisLad: You can't spell well
Darla: And yur roket appliance
So Hunny tell me more better bout jail
ChrisLad: I told you that Ema has evidence to make you go to jail
She has dirt on you
I would advice you try sort things out with her
Before it will be too late
Darla: Ooooh am shakling yssam shakling cause yu gots nadda fucktardo
Common tells me
ChrisLad: Ok then
I don't think i need to
Cos you re not taking the matter serious
Darla: YU sure yu rnt a gay??
ChrisLad: I'm not a gay
But That's not what we are talking about
You will soon go to jail
Darla: FOUR WHHAT?????
ChrisLad: For your illegal activities
I don't have much to say see you in court of law
Darla: am innocently bean
And yu iss just making things upso yu cango behind my friends backsides




LAUGHED AT BY TIME TRICKED BY CIRCUMSTANCES

Watch this space as we have us a new entrant into the Idiot’s world and that’s a BIG 10-4 (whatever the hell that that means).

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2018 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

The gift that keeps on giving.

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Because of that idiot that has been using my name posting on facebook that am gay


Who would do such a thing? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2018 6:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cool OC. Looks like he really has to work for it Laughing

I had a very long chat wit him yesterday, and a few a while back. I'll post them later. He made a full confession of the scamming he did did with darla and her chopping.... A while later he asked me to go into the same business. Laughing we might do that later

Our introduction on april 20th

Emmy: Hi, I heard you're a friend of Darla's
ChrisLad: Yes
Who are you?
Emmy: I'm Emmy, friend of Darla
ChrisLad: Ok
And how did you know that I'm Darla's friend
Emmy: Because she told me
ChrisLad: When did she mention that to you
Emmy: When we were partying the other night
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: That girl can sure party, I've got lots to learn
ChrisLad: So in which country are you guys now
Emmy: Aruba of course
Where else?
ChrisLad: Ok
Which country are you from
Emmy: UK
ChrisLad: ?
Ok
Emmy: what about you?
ChrisLad: Nigeria
Are you married
Emmy: nah, just kicked my shitty ex husband to the curb
ChrisLad: How old are you?
Emmy: 29 you?
ChrisLad: I'm 32
Darla told you that I'm her friend yes I agreed to that but as it stands now I don't think I'm her friend again
Emmy: really why?
ChrisLad: Because she is not caring and she is heartless
She don't have human's feelings
Is it possible for one to love someone and she doesn't chat with the person no phone calls not communication
Emmy: Of course it is
love is a matter of the heart, the phone has nothing to do with that
ChrisLad: So u can love someone and u won't bother to check on the person to know how he is doing
And when he chat you up you won't respond
You don't care what do you think is love
Love without communication dies
Emmy: no way, you keep it alive yourself, even if your beloved is preoccupied with other things
I know for a fact that Darla is a very caring person
ChrisLad: How long would I continue to do that
I'm a human being
Emmy: If you're committed you continue to love her forever
ChrisLad: Love is what two people will join hands and make it work out
Emmy: That's right, so if you love her work for it man
ChrisLad: I have tried all my best but is not working
Love is all about communication sharing feelings
Emmy: Well, maybe she is just drunk or having a hangover then
Did I mention we partied hard the other day
ChrisLad: Bringing ideas that will help us in the future
She feels less concern
Emmy: She threw in some big bucks for real.
ChrisLad: Yeah u did
Even when she is not drunk she hardly talk to me
Emmy: guess the tequila didn't mix well with all the other stuff we had
ChrisLad: She only cares about her self
At least i suppose to be with her over there but she didn't care
Emmy: She was very caring of me,
I just wish there weren't so many people watching us
ChrisLad: That's because two of you are close
Where you people doing something crazy
Emmy: you bet
never met a Dutchie before I guess
ChrisLad: Yeah
Well I must tell you the truth she is not trying
We had a deal a business that worth thousands of dollars but she refused to send my own share of the money so that I will secure my visa and be with her over there
So what's the extent of staying with her
Emmy: becaus you love her
ChrisLad: And she don't love me
So she is there enjoying her self
And I am here suffering from emotional trauma
Emmy: need a patch for that
real men don't whine about stuff like that
ChrisLad: I see
This is not time for that
Emmy: Darla is good people I tell you
ChrisLad: Love is what two people can handle
If she is good let her show the goodness to me
Emmy: Yes, And if she handles a bit less right you, you handle a bit more for her and stop bitching about it
ChrisLad: If she loves me then she have to prove it
Emmy: I really don't like you dissing my friend like this
ChrisLad: I see
Because you don't know what I'm going through here
I need to be with the love of my life
She is not doing anything at all
Emmy: yeah i can relate. believe me
ChrisLad: She can't handle anything when it comes to our love
Try to talk to her on my behalf
If she will listen to you
Emmy: maybe she has emotional trauma and needs you to be a real man
ChrisLad: I need to be with her over there
Emmy: then come to aruba and join the fun
ChrisLad: How am I going to do that
Without money
Emmy: swim?
or get a job like normal people
ChrisLad: How do you mean by swim
Emmy: swim, where you dive in the water, flap you hands and feet and move
ChrisLad: I am working the money I don't have enough money to secure the visa
I need some money to complete the one I have to secure the visa to come over there
Is Darla not online why can't i call her on phone
Emmy: passed out I guess
ChrisLad: Passed out?
Emmy: yeah, where you drink to much and have no idea what you're doing and will wake up hours later having no idea how you got there
part of the fun
ChrisLad: Drinking too much and forgotten yourself is not alright
Emmy: if you say so
ChrisLad: Yes
And that's just the fact
You can drink but not to get drunk
Drink responsibly
Emmy: where's the fun in that?
ChrisLad: Lot
Drinking too much is not fun
Emmy: I think you're not fun. Why you wanna come to see Darla if not to party
ChrisLad: Not only to party
I am full of fun
I have things to handle I think we need to make babes
Emmy: that could be fun. Darla wants babys?
ChrisLad: Yes I also want it
Emmy: then they will be really really small
ChrisLad: So she have to try on her own side to help me move over there
Why would they be really really small?
Emmy: because that's what happens when you party hard while pregnant
but I guess its okay small clothes are cheaper anyways
ChrisLad: Wow
Do you have kids
Emmy: NO WAY
ChrisLad: Why
I thought you were married before
Don't you have like kids
Emmy: crazy scumbag ex husband dipped his stick where it didn't belong. don't want his satanic offspring

ChrisLad: Where is he from
Emmy: UK
ChrisLad: How long have you been to Aruba
Emmy: a while
ChrisLad: And where did you met him
Emmy: we grew up together
ChrisLad: Was him the man that took away your virginity
Emmy: do you have a big dick?
men you ask some rude questions
ChrisLad: Lolz
Yes I have a big dick
You you love it big
Emmy: you're trying to hit on me now? What about Darla?
ChrisLad: Hit on you
She is there I don't know about her
Emmy: I'll tell her you're a cheating scumbag

(let him chat with himself for a while)
ChrisLad: I need someone that will pay attention to me
I'm not cheating
And I have not cheated on her
She is the one cheating on me
(later)
You are not saying anything
(much later)
Emmy: bright one you are
ChrisLad: How do you mean
Emmy: you should go and explain yourself to Darla before I talk to her later today, because she will be so mad at your ass
ChrisLad: Lol
What am I to explain to her
That what happened
Emmy: that you were trying the sexy talk with me
ChrisLad: That's a big lie
You started it
Emmy: We Dutchies don't do that to people we just meet and I really think Darla won't be amused either to hear you're not loyal
ChrisLad: You asked me a question and I answered you
Why did you ask me the question at the first place
Emmy: as punishment for your rude question
ChrisLad: What was my rude question
You are the one who asked me a rude question
Emmy: so you think it's normal to ask random woman you just meet about ther vaginas. I understand now why Darla ignores you
(and he went talking to himself again for 20 minutes)
ChrisLad: That's not
The truth
I am a caring loving man
A man you just met and you were asking him if he has big dick
Is that not rude


Monday, may 14th
ChrisLad: Hello
Emmy: hi
ChrisLad: How are you doing
Emmy: I'm ok
ChrisLad: That's fine
How about Darlar
Emmy: You tell me
ChrisLad: I don't know
Because is been long she talks to me
Emmy: Have you tried talking to her?
ChrisLad: Yes
Several times
Emmy: then I guess she's still angry with you for asking about my vagina
ChrisLad: I don't think so
Even before our conversation she never talk to me
Emmy: She was pretty angry after I told her
you should really apologize to her
ChrisLad: I said she has not been talking to me even before our chat
Which I complained to you
She hardly chat with me
Emmy: Yes I remember, but then you started asking rude questions which made her mad
that wasn't very smart
ChrisLad: That's not the issue here
Then what stops her from chatting with me
For long
Emmy: obviously she wasn't chatting with you already and then you asked me rude question and that made her very angry. Maybe she thinks you don't love her anymore
ChrisLad: I do love her
But she doesn't love me
Emmy: how do you know?
ChrisLad: Cos she doesn't show care anymore
If you love someone you try to check on the person to know how he's doing
I'm the only one who check on her
Emmy: If you love someone you don't ask about other womans vaginas
ChrisLad: She don't bother to talk to me
Emmy: and if you do that, the woman who loves you might be angry and ignore you
you'll have to show her a very big sign of love and commitment to make amends I guess
Darla says hiya
ChrisLad: Yes
Emmy: She's ok, but I really think you should do more for her than chatting
ChrisLad: What else do I need to do
Emmy: She does sound a bit drunk. Guess she's partying and spending big cash again
well, it's good that you ask
ChrisLad: She doesn't want to give me her number
Emmy: Maybe you should make a monument of love. That's a grand gesture
she'll appreciate that for sure
ChrisLad: Where am I going to do that
I don't have her contact
I made a deal with her and the deal matured a lot of money was paid into her account she refused to send my own share of the money
Emmy: I can help you
You can make the monument anywhere and send me a picture of it with you next to it
ChrisLad: Are you sure
Emmy: of course
She talks to me, so it won't be a problem for me to send it to her
ChrisLad: I will try and do that then
Emmy: Ok, you have a plan?
of how to make a monument of love?
ChrisLad: No plan yet
Emmy: It has to be something big
Want suggestions?
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: I think you should start with making a hill out of dark sand. 1 meter high and 1 meter wide. It should be round.
Then you place a pole in the middle, secure it firmly so it won't fall. The pole above the hill, make it a bit longer than you are to show Darla your love is greater than you
ChrisLad: Lol
Emmy: what? you think I'm joking?
ChrisLad: You are funny
Emmy: I'm helping you out here, but if you don't want it I won't waste my time anymore and tell Darla you're too lazy
ChrisLad: Okay
Anything that am to do that involves money i won't do it
Emmy: okay what? Tell her you don't love her enough or ok, you take me serious?
I don't think this will involve money. Just work. Materials are free. Dark sand is free, a pole is free, you could chop a small tree for that
(a while later)
I'm starting to see why Darla won't speak to you
ChrisLad: what does that even mean?


Wednesday may 16th his hacked account had a chat with one of bwares characters where he asked for intimate pictures and blackmailed her. Ofcourse she posted this on facebook to shame him.

Emmy: You really are in trouble now with Darla.....
ChrisLad: I'm not
Who cares
Emmy: so you're done with her?
ChrisLad: Yes
She can move on with her life
I need someone that will love me
I want to get married and make my woman happy
Emmy: you're not really a very committed man
awefully quick to let Darla go when times get rough

ChrisLad: What are the things that are rough
I'm a very committed man if only the woman I love is committed also
Relationship is give and take
Emmy: you messed with other girls. talk dirty with chloe, now darla finds out and you just run

ChrisLad: Is not only the duty of one person to be doing everything
That's not the issue here
I have given up on Darla for a very long time
Which I told you
So I have my right to talk with anyone I chose
Tell Darla that I said she is a heartless human being
God will judge her
Emmy: I will not tell her that
that's just cruel
you say you have given up on her, but that is just your wounded pride

ChrisLad: She have hurt me many times
Emmy: when there is love you fight

ChrisLad: So I want to move on with my life
Emmy: I told you, show her your love and commitment

ChrisLad: I don't think there is love again
I won't do that again
Emmy: Now you're just acting like a baby

ChrisLad: I have sacrificed a lot in this relationship
So I have to let go
Emmy: no, you have fucked up a lot in this relationship

ChrisLad: Yes you can call me what ever you want
Emmy: so you have to show you are truely sorry and love her

ChrisLad: I don't care
If she loves me then let her put more effort and commitment
I won't do that either
She can go to hell for all I care
Emmy: I spoke with her recently and she told me she was waiting for you

ChrisLad: There are lots of women out there
Emmy: to show her you really love her

ChrisLad: Who wants to be with me
Emmy: but, whatever, if you don't want her, I'm done wasting my time with you

ChrisLad: But I turned them down just because of that bitch
Waiting for me where
Emmy: SHUT UP TALKING SHIT ABOUT DARLA

ChrisLad: Best of the same feather
I know you will support her
Now listen
Emmy: she is waiting for you to show your love and commitment
and after yesterday also apology

ChrisLad: Darla is heartless
Emmy: and you're a cry baby

ChrisLad: No problem
Emmy: I told you what to do

ChrisLad: I'm suppose to be with her now but she is not doing anything about it
I won't do that either
Emmy: you're too lazy, fine. I'll tell her to go party with the other men who do show they appreciate her

ChrisLad: I have raised some money for my visa and asked for her little help long time ago she turned me down
She has been doing that long time ago
Do you think I care
She can go on
But I bet you she will regret her life at the end
Cos those men won't marry her and show her love like I will do
I'm an African man we know how to love and cherish women
Our wives
Emmy: THEN SHOW HER

ChrisLad: I won't do that
I will find another woman to show her the love and care


Friday, may 18th
ChrisLad: Good morning
Emmy: Morning
how are you today?
ChrisLad: I'm fine and you
Emmy: I'm angry today
ChrisLad: Why
?
What happened?
Emmy: Darla happened
backstabbing bitch
ChrisLad: What did she do?
Emmy: went behind my back to hit on a man I was interested in
I'm feeling your pain
ChrisLad: OK
When I was telling you about it
You thought I was joking or lying
Emmy: yeah sorry about that
ChrisLad: Is alright
Just take it easy with her
Don't go fighting because of a man
Emmy: Easy? She won't get off easy
I want revenge
ChrisLad: How would you do that
Emmy: Don't know yet. any ideas?
ChrisLad: No idea
I'm not there with you guys
So I can't do anything
Emmy: I'm not in Aruba either at the moment
so one of us has to go
ChrisLad: Where are you now
?
Emmy: UK
ChrisLad: When did you get to UK?
Emmy: last weekend. I live here
ChrisLad: Ok
ChrisLad: The only way you can revenge on her is to be close to me
Emmy: she won't like that?
Ok
ChrisLad: That's the only way
Emmy: Or we can plot against her, might be fun
ChrisLad: If you want revenge
How can we plot against her
Since both of us are not in Aruba
Emmy: then we should try to milk some cash out of darla to get you there

ChrisLad: Sure
Now you are talking
Emmy: you're in?
ChrisLad: Sure
I have been waiting for this opportunity
Emmy: Cool. I like you
ChrisLad: You are great
So how do we go about this
Emmy: In order to convince Darla to get you to Aruba, she must be 100% positive that you love her and are willing to do anything for her
ChrisLad: That idea won't work
And that's not a revenge
I have done that many times
But she wouldn't do anything
Emmy: I know that's hard to do with someone you're angry with, I'm not so fond of Darla myself now, but I don't let her know, revenge will be sweeter when she least expects is
ChrisLad: And when she got drunk she misbehave
Emmy: God I know all about that. When I was out with her one time, we did some very naughty things when we had been drinking
ChrisLad: That has been her way
Emmy: It involved tequila, shotglasses and cucumbers
ChrisLad: And she never cares about me
Ok
Emmy: Maybe I can help in convincing her that you love her. Or at least pretend that you do
And I can talk her into getting you a plain ticket or something
ChrisLad: Yeah
I talked to her yesterday
Emmy: ok, what did you guys talk about
ChrisLad: Just do this for me
Emmy: I need to know as much as possible for us to be successful
ChrisLad: She thought I was gay
Emmy: You are right? That's fine with me
I don't judge
ChrisLad: Because one idiot hacked my old facebook account long time ago and he has been using my name and pictures on the facebook
Posting that I'm a gay
I have never practice gay before
I'm not a gay
God bear me witness
Emmy: Really?
ChrisLad: Yes
Emmy: Ok, if you say so
what else did you guys talk about yesterday?
ChrisLad: She was saying she sent me money before
That I didn't thank her
But she never sent me any money
I think that idiot using my name and pictures is the one collecting money from her
And she is not smart enough to know who is the real Chris
Emmy: I think I know what to do
ChrisLad: What's that
Emmy: You should make her believe that you have made a mistake and did get the money, but your brother or friend or something collected it and didn't tell you about it.
Just to get in her good graces
then you thank her abundantly for sending it to you
ChrisLad: She will still be mad
Emmy: yeah, we'll work on that
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: You have me now, she likes me
ChrisLad: Just that she hardly talk to me
I was surprised when she was talking to me yesterday
Emmy: I know, but she reads your messages
ChrisLad: Yeah
She does
Emmy: so even if she ignores you, you should do thies
ChrisLad: That's what I have been doing
Emmy: did you thank her for sending the money? did you apologise and say that your brother or friend received it and that you didn't know about it?
I mean, how hard is it to pretend? Think of our revenge... it will be sweet. I know dirt about her that can get her behind bars
ChrisLad: Ok
I will do that
She is not online
Don't she has telephone number
Emmy: I know, but that didn't stop me from sending her a message just now
ChrisLad: Ok
I will do that
Emmy: Just send her a long message. She might ignore you, but I'll talk to her later
We'll just take it from there, I have a few ideas that might work
ChrisLad: I have done that
Emmy: copy to me what you've sent her please
I need to know all so I don't fuck this up when I speak with her
ChrisLad: I have missed a lot I can't wait to be with you and be the father of your unborn children honey I'm really sorry I just discovered that it was my brother that received those money and he never told me about it he received them and make use of them I am really sorry please forgive me it wasn't my fault I hope you will find a place in your heart to forgive me I really want to be with you you are my dream woman and I can't get you off my mind I love you so much
Emmy: Very well done
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: We're gonna make this thing work and make her pay for what she did
ChrisLad: No problem
One love
With one mind
Emmy: And maybe after you can come to meet me
ChrisLad: That will be great
Because you are more caring than Darla
Hope I can get your telephone number
Emmy: Even satan is more caring than darla
I have to go for now, I'm at the office and have some things to do
I will let you know when I have spoken with her
ChrisLad: Ok
No problem
(later)
Emmy: did you hear anything yet?
ChrisLad: I will send you what she sent to me
Awwww that is ever so sweat
That's her message to me
Emmy: That's all?
ChrisLad: Yes
I sent her message she didn't respond
Emmy: What else did you tell her?
ChrisLad: You are the best
This is my message to her
Emmy: And then she was silent again?
ChrisLad: Yes
It has always been her way
Emmy: Ok, but this time she replied and she wasn't angry. That's a good start right?
ChrisLad: Yes
Sure
Emmy: Then the plan works
I know we can really butter her up by showing the big gesture of love. It might make you sick to do that for her now, but think about the payback
ChrisLad: So what do you think I could do
Cos I don't want to stress my self again
Emmy: This will not cost you any money, but only a bit of work
But I know you are a real man, so this must be no problem at all
Just imagine you're doing it for me
ChrisLad: And what could that be
Emmy: did you like the monument of love idea I told you about?
I'm sure Darla would appreciate it
I know I sure would if it was made for me
ChrisLad: Don't know how to go about the monument
Emmy: okay I'll explain again
Make a small hill out of dark sand, round, 1 meter high, 1 meter wide
take a pole, can be a small chopped tree without the branches, place it in the middle and make the part above the hill a bit longer than you are
To show that your love is bigger than yourself
ChrisLad: That's not how to prove to someone that you love her
I can't do that I'm sorry
ChrisLad: Bring another idea
I don't understand all these
This is Nigerian
Emmy: what don't you understand?
ChrisLad: And this like that is not here
Emmy: No, but Darla is not from nigeria. We have other customs
ChrisLad: Things like that are not here
Emmy: so this means you are lazy or just don't want to do this?
ChrisLad: Whatever you call it
I have suffered in the hands ladies in times of love
Emmy: I'm so sorry for you
I don't want to cause you pain
ChrisLad: You said she trust you so do what you can to convince her
Emmy: Yes I am doing my part, but I need you for this. You are the one going to aruba to claim your money and get her behind bars
Then you come to me and we'll have very much fun together
ChrisLad: And you want me to come to you
Emmy: yes, I told you that didn't I?
ChrisLad: You did
Emmy: You're a nice looking man
I understand what you're going through and I am going to think of a way to make it easier for you. But you must help me, so we can be together after this thing is done
ChrisLad: No problem you have my word and support
That idiot is still posting on facebook saying am a gay


Maybe we didn't get anywhere yet, but I sure wasted a lot of his time

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Can hardly believe it - Kevin the Idiot still on the hook. LOL
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Saturday
Emmy: hey you changed your name.. what's your real name, you have me confuzed now
ChrisLad: Honey I'm sorry don't be confused I'm still the person you are talking about
My real name still remains Chris[color=green]Lad (changed-bw)

But since that idiot is making use of it with fake account I have to change it
[/color]Emmy: Oay, cool. So you're not the gay dude? It would be a shame. You're so good looking
ChrisLad: I'm not a gay
Emmy: Sweets, now thats good news. Can't stop thinking about you
ChrisLad: Wow
That's nice you are a darling
Emmy: and you're very good looking
ChrisLad: Thanks sweetie
Emmy: you're welcome
I'm really starting to think we can have a very nice future together
ChrisLad: That will be great
You are such a nice girl and you deserve the best
Emmy: thanks. So you really want to be with me?
ChrisLad: Sure so long as you won't hurt me
I am ready to be with you and make you the happiest woman on earth
Emmy: Why would I hurt you? I'm a very loyal woman. Only thing I hate is cheaters. So if I ever notice you cheating on me I'll castrate you
but I hope I won't have to do that
makes a mess
ChrisLad: Hope you are not a cheater also
Because I hate someone that cheats
Emmy: I hate cheaters. I believe I told you that when we first spoke
My ex husband was a cheater
ChrisLad: I noticed that you are a loyal woman and a nice girl
Emmy: And I had my revenge. He is not a happy man now
ChrisLad: Ok
How old are you
You have to tell me everything about yourself
Emmy: forgot that already?
I'm 29 living in UK, I work in finance. In a divorce now, left my husband a few weeks ago. he stole my pride, I took his money. haha
ChrisLad: Oh sorry you said 29
Wow
I think we can make a good partner
Good couples
Emmy: Really? Wow. I like that
tell me more about you
ChrisLad: I'm from Imo state Nigeria living in Lagos Nigeria I'm 32 years old I'm into clearing forwarding
I'm single never married before
Do you have kids
Emmy: No, thankfully not. Don't want that satans spawn. yuk
hope to be a mother one day, with the right man
ChrisLad: Sure
And I will give you a beautiful and lovely kids
Emmy: Really?
ChrisLad: Yes honey
Since we have been talking I can't get you off my mind
Emmy: That's so sweet
ChrisLad: You don't have much picture on your profile
Can you send me some of your pictures please
Emmy: I know, I'm not on facebook all that long
ChrisLad: Ok
When did you open your facebook
?
Emmy: A month ago, maybe a bit longer
(sent a picture)
ChrisLad: Wow
Honey you are looking so beautiful
Emmy: Oh, wait this one you might like
(sent a sexy bathing suit picture to peak his interest)
ChrisLad: Wow
Baby I can't wait to have you all to myself
Let's make this work and become husband and wife forever
I promise I will make you happy all the time
I just hope I will get the love I want from you
I'm a very loving person. I really hope you are too
Emmy: Yes I am
ChrisLad: My heart beat for you
I strongly believe that we will make a happy home
Emmy: Yeah, I hope so.
But first....
ChrisLad: What?
Emmy: revenge on darla
you didn't already forget that right?
ChrisLad: No I didn't
If we fall in love that will give us strength to make things work out
Emmy: if we fall in love? Baby I'm already having very warm feelings
ChrisLad: Wow
I'm deeply in love with you
I mean it
Emmy: We're partners now.... only to think of the things we can achieve together
ChrisLad: Sure
Let the love flow
It means we are now lovers
Emmy: oh yeah
ChrisLad: And we will achieve good things
Emmy: absolutely

ChrisLad: Yeah
Emmy: so did you have any ideas about our plans for darla?
ChrisLad: No idea yet
But she is happy about my messages to her
Emmy: you spoke with her after yesterday? What did she say?
You really have to keep me updated on this, so I don't say anything wrong and get us both in trouble
ChrisLad: She did say anything much
I know
Emmy: When last did you talk to her
ChrisLad: yesterday evening, but not much actually
Emmy: Ok
ChrisLad: she's telling me all this things about party's and spending loads of money
That was the same time I spoke with her
She told me about someone sending her money
Emmy: really? Who?
ChrisLad: Oooh Hunny an ever s nice man just sent me $15,000 !!!!!!
Emmy: I don't really think all of this is legal
ChrisLad: Is not
Emmy: So in order for us to get her to send us money to get you to Aruba for revenge we have to do something
ChrisLad: Do you want to hear the truth
Emmy: yes i want the truth
ChrisLad: I was the one who brought the business idea
Emmy: oh, tell me more
ChrisLad: That was 2016
Hope you won't hate me for this?
Emmy: ok, I need to know all. How could I ever hate you, you've always been good to me
ChrisLad: Ok
I told her the idea on how we can make money from people
She have to get some people's email addresses which I was able to send them message called format
Emmy: really?
tell me more
ChrisLad: When they start responding I informed her and told her what she need to say for us to make more money
So she have to make the call while I control them through email
When they demanded account I asked her to provide account for them to pay some money which she did
Then she was in US
Emmy: But why would people just pay?
ChrisLad: My dear is very simple
I have the format you tell them that they worn some amount of money worth millions of dollars
And they need to get some paper work before the money will be transfer into their account and the documents will cost some money
And they will pay
Emmy: And people just do that?
ChrisLad: Lot of people paid into that her account close 100 thousand dollars
But she refused to send my own share of the money
We agreed that we will share the money 50 50
She will take 50 percent while I take 50
But till date she refused to send my own share of the money
Emmy: 100000? that's crazy.... that much? And she refuses to give you yours?
Now I really understand why you're angry
ChrisLad: Yes
Emmy: You should've told me this before
ChrisLad: I was trying to explain to you but you insist I should make her happy
Emmy: That was when I thought Darla was nice...
ChrisLad: Each time I mention the case to her she will call me a lazy man
Emmy: why she call you lazy?
ChrisLad: That I went behind her back to collet money from those clients
Which I did not
I'm a very straight forward person
Emmy: but she has the money.... she told you that and still says you have it
ChrisLad: I love to be honest but people took advantage of that
Emmy: she must be delusional
ChrisLad:All the money is in the account she provided
Emmy: and you don't have access to it?
ChrisLad:And she is still collecting money from other people with the same method
Yes
I'm in Nigeria I don't have access to the account
Emmy: that's really bad
ChrisLad: Yes
Emmy: I have a very creative string of curse words here right now, but you won't like me typing those
ChrisLad: I'm here in Nigeria without any money my family are poor
Who is the curse words fro
For
Emmy: the crook of course
Hey, I remember something
ChrisLad: What's that
Emmy: Is it possible that she offered you some kind of job opportunity at her company?
I'm not 100% sure about this, but think she might have mentioned something like this
ChrisLad: Yes she introduced me to her company and I went through all their procedures which they promise to send me visa to go to US
Emmy: ok, tell me about that
ChrisLad: After everything I did they didn't respond to me again
They used me
Emmy: what did they make you do?
ChrisLad: I did lot of things in other to become stun author
I did lot of things
The last one I went to notary office for them to notarize some documents which I forwarded to them
After that they didn't contact me again
And Darla been the person that introduce me to the company didn't do anything
Emmy: nothing at all? This keeps getting worse
so she wanted you to become a stun author.... did you have to do some audition?
ChrisLad: Yes I did all they required
I did audition
I spent money doing all those things
Emmy: how did you do audition?
ChrisLad: Engaging with a fight jumping from 20fit
And all that
Emmy: I have no idea what that means
ChrisLad: Baby I went through a lot
Emmy: but what does the engaging with a fight jumping from 20 fit mean?
ChrisLad: That's the audition
To be sure that I can do the stun author
Emmy: yeah, but how can you do something like that when they can't see you?
ChrisLad: I was videoing it
And after the video I will forward it to them
Emmy: and did they approve?
ChrisLad: For their confirmation
Emmy: did they like the video?
ChrisLad: Yes
They were excited
Emmy: so you were accepted?
ChrisLad: And love my actions
Yes
Emmy: Can I see it please? I like to see you in action. It must be really good
ChrisLad: Can't get them now
Is not here on my phone
Is been long
And this is not the phone I used in videoing it them
Then
Emmy: Ok, will you send it to me later?
I like to see your moves
ChrisLad: It could be in my mail
If I still have the mail I will send it to you
But I have to go to cafe to do that
Emmy: cool!
ChrisLad: Because the time I did it I went to cafe to to send it to them
Emmy: why?
if it's in your email you don't have to upload it again, just forward
ChrisLad: Yes
I will check it this night
Emmy: wow, i'm really looking forward to this

but back to our plan for a moment now
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: I think we need to have darla conviced that you are devoted to her. I'll help you convince her
If she doesn't believe it, she won't do a thing
ChrisLad: No problem
We are in
Emmy: good
so, you know darla better than me. Is there anything she may have mentioned that she wants you to do?
ChrisLad: Nothing
The problem she has is that she took lots of drinks
And she is not concentrate
Emmy: That's not a problem now, That's an advantage. When she's druk she's compliant. At least to me
ChrisLad: Ok
We once had this party and i convinced her to do things with rum in weird places. Just had to get her drunk first
it also had icecubes
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: that felt really weird. like a cold kind of hot if you know what I mean
ChrisLad: I don't know
I'm not a lady
Emmy: you could've had me fooled
ChrisLad:Lol
How do you mean by that
Emmy: oh, I thought you could imagine what I meant, but you don't. but that's ok
ChrisLad: Honey I don't have the idea
Emmy: that's ok
what could we do to convince darla of your devotion?
ChrisLad: I don't really know I have tried all my possible best to convince her
But all is not avail
Emmy: what did you try?
ChrisLad: Making her see reasons we should be together showing her love
But she is too hard
Can't you see
At least you have my time
Emmy: I appreciate that
ChrisLad: You can spend time talking to me sharing your feelings with me
But she don't
Because she is enjoying my money over there with men
Emmy: I think I have an idea
ChrisLad: Which is?
Emmy: The monument? did you think of it or is it not a good idea for you? (<=had to try one more time)

ChrisLad: Is not please
Emmy: it's a grand gesture which will have her convinced
but ok
ChrisLad: Don't go there
Emmy: ok I won't suggest it again
It's a nice idea though
ChrisLad: Sure
I love you and I won't do anything to hurt you
Emmy: Do you think you can make her a very nice picture of you?
ChrisLad: You don't know what I have been true
Maybe put on some really fancy clothes. hold some flowers and a sign saying something like "I love Darla forever, she's my princess"
or some bullshit like that
ChrisLad: Lol
That's funny
Emmy: I know, but can you do it?
ChrisLad: Must man go through all these stuffs to prove to a woman that he loves her
Emmy: No, obviously not? But do we want the bitch to have her payback or what?
ChrisLad: You know I'm a real man I don't feel anything for Darla and it will be hard for me to do that
I wish we could have another way out
Emmy: Ok... you don't want to do this. you have me very disappointed
bye
ChrisLad: Is it how you want it
Do you know why I don't want to do it
Emmy: because you're lazy and don't really want the bitch to burn
ChrisLad: You said you love me and now you want to act like Darla
Emmy: oh, honey, I'm nothing like her
but I can't do this thing alone
ChrisLad: Oh you called me lazy
That's what she called me
Now you join her to call me lazy
Emmy: yeah, but I ask such a simple thing and you say you can't do that. You epect this thing to just happen without doing anything?
ChrisLad: so I'm a lazy man I was able to do stun author
Emmy: When the time is there and you have a planeticket in your hand will you say... No I don't want to go to the airport, let the plane pick me up at my house?
ChrisLad: Now you are calling me a lazy man
Emmy: You just have to make up your mind and decide where your priorities are.
the plan is simple
ChrisLad:So is that why you called me a lazy man
Because I refused to show love to someone who doesn't appreciate me
Doing it is not a big deal
Emmy: 1. convince darla of your love and devotion. you make a gesture, I help convince her
2. We go try to convince Darla that you really need to be with her and that she needs to send a plane ticket I help convince her
3. You go to Aruba, collect your money, go to authorities to get Darla arrested. I have enough dirt on her to get this done
ChrisLad: But as it stands now my phone is having a problem I can't snap
I'm doing that already
Emmy: yeah, but words don't seem to work with darla in your case, so we need something more
ChrisLad: And how do you think if I get to Aruba she will allow me make a move
Emmy: You seem to forget you have me for that
She still likes me
Maybe I'll come to aruba too, fill her up with rum so she's compliant
ChrisLad: And you think she will release my money to me
Emmy: I think we can get this done
don't you?
ChrisLad: Sure
My phone is hanging
I need to change the screen
Emmy: it's not hanging if you can message me
ChrisLad: In order to take a picture with the flower
I swear is hanging I can't take a picture
Emmy: restart it?
ChrisLad: Is only message I can do with it (Lazy F*cker)
I have done that many times
But they said I need to change the screen
Baby I can't lie to you
Emmy: then how did you make that nice new profile picture?
ChrisLad: The picture is already on my facebook
I uploaded it long time ago
Emmy: You can have a friend help you tomorrow maybe?
ChrisLad: So I have to go to my facebook picture to collect it
You won't understand what I'm going through here
I don't have friend now
I dismissed all my friends
Emmy: why you did that?
ChrisLad: Because they are only friends when things are fine with me
Emmy: Oh I know what that is like
ChrisLad: But if things get rough they will abandon me
So I don't have friends
Emmy: That's sad
ask a coworker to make the picture and email it to you
ChrisLad: I try my possible best to make people happy
But when it gets to my turn they will not do the same
Emmy: I just spoke with darla
ChrisLad: I prefer doing it my self
I don't need anyone
Emmy: ok. noted. I'll leave you to it then

ChrisLad: Yeah
As soon I fix my phone I will do that
Emmy: wow you're quick...
when are you going to fix your phone?
ChrisLad: I don't know for now
Cos I don't have the money to do that now
Emmy: that's too bad
ChrisLad: Yes baby
Emmy: then you'll have to think of something else to try to convince the bitch
ChrisLad: I will keep on trying my best
Emmy: but how?
ChrisLad: What did you discuss with her
Emmy: we just talked about what she's doing. You know she likes to be center of attention
I asked if she heard from you

ChrisLad: Instead of thinking on how to convince Darla why can't we work together make some money
Then when we get together she will be mad
Knowing that you have taking me away from her
Emmy: I don't really know what you mean by this
ChrisLad: The same way I made money with Darla we can still make lots of money
Emmy: That actually sounds really interesting
ChrisLad: Yes
Emmy: But how do we do this?
I've never done anything like it before
ChrisLad: There is always a first time
Emmy: that's what my ex said....
ChrisLad: Lol
Emmy: I have to think about it if you don't mind
ChrisLad: No problem
Think about it
Emmy: It sounds good, but it's a bit risky
I rather have darla in jail first
ChrisLad: Is that at risk as you think
You think you can have Darla in jail
Emmy: absolutely
ChrisLad: How would you achieve that
I told you about my plan already
ChrisLad: Your plan is for me to get to Aruba get my money and come to you
For her to feel the pains
You never mention about making her go to jail
Emmy: yes... and dont forget the getting into jain part I've told you a few times
ChrisLad: I see
What evidence do you have to make her go to jail
Emmy: I really can't tell you that online now, but it's really bad

ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: things with money laundering
ChrisLad: You are now hiding something from me
Emmy: but I cant present you the evidence online ofcourse, you must understand that
ChrisLad: Ok
So where can you present it
Emmy: I mean, sometimes connections are tapped and I don't want to get in trouble.
I can present it in court ofcourse
Oh my god I just have the greatest idea
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: you go talk to darla and threaten her that she has to pay me to keep quiet
ChrisLad: Can I have your number
Emmy: why?
ChrisLad: We need to talk on phone
I need to hear your voice
Is not a bad idea
Let me be sure of whom I'm chatting with
We can't be talking on facebook alone
Emmy: ah, you're wrong there. we can. it's no problem at all
I have some issues because of my ex. Camera's and phones trigger panic attacks
ChrisLad: I don't believe that
You don't tell me that you only communicate with your friends over there only on facebook even your coworkers
Emmy: yes I can tell you that
I don't need a phone at work, I have assistents to take phonecalls
ChrisLad: I see
Hard to believe
Emmy: thought you trusted me

I indulged him, put on some really loud music, made short facebook call. Pretended I couldn’t hear him.

Emmy: happy now?
ChrisLad: Good to hear your voice
Emmy: couldn't hear you where were you?
ChrisLad: I'm working home honey
Emmy: I heard cars lots of em
'm getin drunk now
to stop shakin
ChrisLad: What are you drinking. Why?
Emmy: wodka is the quickest. I told you I get panic attacks
ChrisLad: his is my first time of hearing this
Emmy: oh you have no idea what my ex has done
ChrisLad: Is like you are addicted to alcohol
Explain to me
Emmy: hahaha lol no way
ChrisLad: What has him done
What did he did to you
Emmy: oh you know, he was abusive and used recording devices. use your imagination, you'll get the idea
so now you heard me.... you happy now going to start our plan?
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: ok what?
Are you going to talk to darla or not? You don't need your camera for that. just convince her i have dirt on her
ChrisLad:No problem
I have always threatening her
That I will make her go to jail
But you have to apologize to me
For calling me a lazy man
Emmy: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. Didn't want to hurt your feelings
ChrisLad: Alright
Apology accepted
You are a darling
Love you scatter
Emmy: thank you
scatter? whats that?
ChrisLad: It means love you plenty
Love you so much
Emmy: oh really, that's wonderful, thank you
Are you going to talk to darla?
ChrisLad: Yes

So we're going to make him work to blackmail darla. obviously lots will go wrong and maybe Emmy will go into the scamming business with him later Laughing

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Great work, both of you! Linoline, be sure to tell him he is being silly every once in a while. He LURVES that.

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Is there any way I can get in on this action? I would love to chat with him. About life. About anything. Anything to slowly unravel his sanity, if there's anything left in his brain to work with. Based on the chats posted so far, he really does seem to like talking with us.

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2018 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chris isn't happy that not only is another lad doing gay romance scams in his name and outing him as gay, but the rogue lad is also making money hand over fist by picking up Real-Chris's payments. Laughing

Meanwhile, some years ago, we created a fake facebook using his names and pictures. Everytime he makes new posts on his real facebook, the fake facebook copies those pictures and posts. Fake Chris is also posting up solicitations for paid Gay sexual encounters and boasting about payments received. Chris's friends are not happy. Among the comments to Fake Chris's facebook over the last couple days...

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SEE AS YOU BE LIKE SEX STARVED BONGA FISH...(.ichee Lee onwe ya...OSI na mmadu mere ya.)..himmmn. ..I don dey smell HIV for ur body ooo


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Hmmmmm....lemme pretend as if I didn't see this post...just passing


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U no go stop dat nonsense.y are u trying to do spoil his name .is not Chris .some intruder is doing dis.God will damage u


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Bia e don reach like dis?..u dey sale sex now..OK...kwontunu


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Humm... Nah gay tons??


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Young Man wats happening, watch it ooooo dis is social media


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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2018 10:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Although I do chart with this lad most weeks I did forget how much fun he really was:

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ChrisLad: Hello
You are not innocent Emma has every evidence to make you go to jail for your illegal act on money laundering she has video evidence and with that you will go to jail
Darla: Video?????
ChrisLad: Yes
Video she is threatening to make you go to jail
She even said you wanted to use her account to collect some money
Darla: Yeah sooo?
ChrisLad: Something need to be done
So she don't expose you
Darla: So whatcha got in mind Hunny?
ChrisLad: I think i have a plan if only you will follow me up
Because i don't want you to go to jail i love you so much and want to be with you
I want to be the father of your unborn kids
So you have to follow me up i believe with the idea she won't do anything again
Darla: You have a cunning plan????
ChrisLad: I think we need to bribe her
To make her destroy the video
Darla: Hmmmm
ChrisLad: Yes babe
Darla: Butt how much money does one give as a bribe to a three dollar whore?
ChrisLad: That's what i don't know but we have to do something fast before it will be too late
Darla: Hurney have you seen the video????
ChrisLad: Yes i have seen the video you were in a nightclub with a guy with dark hair
Darla: You means Carl33to the pool boy????
ChrisLad: I don't know how would i know was i there with you
Emma said she has lot of evidence to make you go to jail
And i don't want that to happen
Darla: Wait did the man have radiant hair, killer abs and a butt that just won’t quit???
ChrisLad: Yes is carl33to the pool boy
Darla: Oooh he is ever so much dreamy.
Wait why are you looking at mens junks????
ChrisLad: How do you mean ?
Is like you are joking with the matter right?
Darla: Well you seem to like greasy and svelte mens and that is ever so bothersome I must say
ChrisLad: I can see you are drunk
I'm here telling you that Ema is planning to make you go to jail for money laundering
And you are there talking another thing
Can you ever be serious for once
Darla: I only had a few double crownslings so mind y business ok????
ChrisLad: I should mind my business right
So what i'm saying didn't make any meanign to you
meaning
Darla: C\nuse yu is just bean a doodly head andnots really understa ding that am wanting whiOK??
ChrisLad: I can see you are drunk again
And by the time you find yourself in jail your eyes will clear
I am trying to help you solve mess you put yourself into
Darla: Hunny Ineveronce evar y’know and it make me cornfused too having openyj gay manfor negotisyings
ChrisLad: Hunny try and talk to Emma
Unless you want to go to jail
You have to send her some money to destroy the video for you now to go to jail
Darla:Hrmm yu iss taking a lot but not saying nayhting
ChrisLad: I think you should sort this problem out once and for all
Darla: Yu think?????
HAHAHAHASAA
ChrisLad: Yes
Darla: then send smevideo so I can seeits??
ChrisLad: I have no means to send the video to you
If you wouldn't want to do anything about it then forget it
But don't blame me if anything goes wrong
Don't say i didn't warn you
Darla: Oklissen ok??
ChrisLad: What??
Darla: Gives neher bankering account and I sends money to shutterher ups
ChrisLad: s not better you talk to Emma herself
I'm only trying to make sure you didn't go to jail
I think she is the one to send you her bank account
Darla: Ohwell if you don’t wants money then ok cause I willspends it more better
ChrisLad: I will ask her to send you her account
I want her to destroy the video
And how much do you think you will send to her
?
Darla: Dunno Axed yu that all reedy
And wee needs t destroy that bitchy!!!
ChrisLad: Yes
Let's send her the money first then we will think on how to destroy her
Had it been i'm with you now things would have been better
Darla: That’s more better
Plus am ever so glad that you are helping me cause I know yu as a gay will nevr worry bout bean with a woman and going behind my backsides
ChrisLad: I am not a gay
And i will prove that to you
I have never been gay before i want to be with you and make babes with you
After sending her the money you have to send me some money to come over there so we could get married and start making babes
I want to be with you
Darla: Then Mr Man yu needs to act less gay and be a real man fir me ok?
ChrisLad: I am a real man not a gay
I will never be gay
I am that real strong man
The stun author
Have you forgotten
Darla: hmmm am watching yu caue yu haves strayed to the dark side before
ChrisLad: How do you mean?
Darla: I just need yu to act less gay okk?
ChrisLad: And i said am not a gay
And i will prove it to you by the time i get to Aruba
Darla: hunny guess what????
ChrisLad: I have heard you hunny
What
Darla: Chicken butt
HSHAHAHA
ChrisLad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hunny when are you sending me money to come over there?
Darla: Ooohthere is a bikini greasy limbocompetition starting wish me LUUck!!!!!!!!!
ChrisLad: Talk to me when you can as soon as Ema get the account i will forward it to you

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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heh heh I see what you did there...

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sunday (first part of the conversation is spread out over a few hours)
ChrisLad: Hello my how are you doing today?
Emmy: Very well thank you
ChrisLad: You are welcome
Emmy: Have you spoken with darla?
ChrisLad: Yes
But she is not concentrating
Emmy: What do you mean? What did you talk about?
ChrisLad: I was telling that you have dirt on her
That you will make her go to jail if time is not taking
I think that was our agreement
Emmy: Did you tell her that I know about the money laundering she does?
ChrisLad: My dear she was drunk
So I have to do that when her eyes are clear
Emmy: Crap not again
Did you tell her I know about the money laundering? She has no idea that i know about it
ChrisLad: Yes I did
Is like you are busy
Emmy: that's very observant
ChrisLad: What were you doing
Emmy: meeting friends
ChrisLad: Ok
That's why you don't want to talk to me today
Emmy: Oh honey don't be silly
ChrisLad: I'm not silly
I complained because I love you
And needed your attention
Emmy: You act silly. Pretend to be a man would you?
I thought about you all day, I just didn't have time to be online
ChrisLad: Ok
But I'm not silly
I talked to you few hours ago you disappear
Without letting me know
Emmy: I'm no magician. I was right here
ChrisLad: Is alright
How was your day
Emmy: Very nice thank you
ChrisLad: Welcome
Emmy: what have you been up to?
ChrisLad: Nothing just relaxing in the house
Where are you now and what are you up to
?
Emmy: No asking about other womans vaginas?
ChrisLad: Stop that
Emmy: stop what?

ChrisLad: Why would you remind me of that
I'm not asking anyone about that
Emmy: just checking
so you only did that to me?
ChrisLad: Can we change topic please
I don't want us to talk about that
That was past mistake
Emmy: You want to change my vagina? Are you sure you're not gay?
ChrisLad: You have begin to sound like Darla
And I don't like it
I need someone that will love and trust me
Not the other way round
Emmy: oh honey I love you. Just joking a bit
can't you handle that?
ChrisLad: I can but I hate that gay of something
You can joke with any other thing
Emmy: okay
ChrisLad: Yeah
What are your hobbies?
Emmy: Running, reading, listening to music, going out with friends
ChrisLad: Wow
I love music hanging out with friends
What about your family
Your parents
Emmy: don't know about them
ChrisLad: You have not told me anything about them
Emmy: of course not
ChrisLad: Why
What happened talk to me honey
We are now lovers
Emmy: oh I just don't like em very much
ChrisLad: No hiding of secrets
Do you have siblings
You can talk to me
Emmy: they wanted me to stay married to the cheating scumbag, while I wanted to castrate him and hang him by his balls to the big ben
we had a bit of a difference of opinion
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: are you close with your parents?
ChrisLad: Yes
I love my parents
My mom and dad
Emmy: Ah cool, then I will have a new mommy and daddy eventually
ChrisLad: Sure
And they will also love you
They are so nice and accommodating
Emmy: ahw, that's lovely
ChrisLad: I have a lovely family
We live in peace
My siblings are lovely and friendly
Emmy: cool
ChrisLad: Darla didn't know what she miss
I have a big family
Emmy: Then she will be extra jealous when I get what she could have had
ChrisLad: So we have to plan ourselves in order to be together
Emmy: We sure do
Is Darla afraid already?
ChrisLad: Yes she will be more jealous
Emmy: Yes I think so
ChrisLad: Because she wanted me to explain to her more
Emmy: I didn't notice, I didn't hear from her yet
ChrisLad: Even she said I went behind her back to talk to you
Emmy: would've expected a message like "what the fuck" or something
ChrisLad: You should know her she is always drunk
And can easily forget things
Don't worry I will still talk to her this night
Emmy: she's not always drunk. In the morning she's just hangover
ChrisLad: Maybe then her eyes must have cleared
Yes I
Will
Emmy: mention the money laundering. I have video evidence
ChrisLad: Ok
No problem I will do that
Emmy: She even tried to use my accounts, I have emails to prove it
ChrisLad: Ok
And what about what I told you yesterday
Emmy: what exactly do you mean? You told me so much honey
ChrisLad: About us making money
Should in case if the idea with Darla didn't work out
Emmy: It's a bit risky, but we could try it someday
First try our plan with Darla
ChrisLad: We have to honey
You will play your part I will play mine
As for Darla we will do our best
Emmy: Yeah, we really shoud try that first
I want to make her feel pain first. She should get what she deserves
ChrisLad: I see
Emmy: what do you see?
ChrisLad: I see means alright
Emmy: ok
ChrisLad: so what's your plan now?

ChrisLad: My plan on what honey
?
Emmy: On Darla of course... did you already forget what we were talking about?
Are you smoking something?
ChrisLad: Ok
I will message her this night
What's the time in Aruba now
Lol
You are funny
Emmy: I have no idea what time it is. early evening I guess
ChrisLad: Do you smoke honey?
Emmy: just weed whenever I can get some
ChrisLad: Hmmmmmm
You also smoke cigarettes
Emmy: no way, they kill you
and make you smell really bad
you don't smoke do you?
ChrisLad: I don't smoke
Emmy: good
ChrisLad: I only take beer
Or wine
I don't like smoking
Are you sure when you smoke weed you don't misbehave
Emmy: Depends on who you ask, but I don't think so
ChrisLad: On who I ask what?
Emmy: the question you just asked me
ChrisLad: And you didn't give me a good answer
Emmy: I did
Not my fault that you don't understand it
ChrisLad: Ok
You don't have to misbehave when you take it
And don't take it all the time ok
Emmy: do you think I do?
that's a bit offending dear
I'm not Darla you know
ChrisLad: I know
And that's why I love you
Emmy: then don't try to offend me, it's not nice
ChrisLad: I'm sorry
I don't mean to upset you or offend you
Emmy: okay I forgive you
If you smoke weed with me someday
ChrisLad: Nooo
I won't
My body don't accept it
Emmy: really? what happens? You die?

ChrisLad: Nooo
I have not tasted it before
And won't try it
To avoid me running mad
Emmy: What , are you mentally unstable or something?
ChrisLad: Nooo I'm not
Don't you know that some people's brains are light
So they don't need so weed
Emmy: You have a light brain?
ChrisLad: My dear i don't just like weed
That's just the fact
It won't be good for my body
Emmy: because of the light brain.
I understand. no problem. More for me
ChrisLad: Lol
Ok
Go on
Emmy: with what?
ChrisLad: With the weed
Emmy: I don't have any. why would you say that?
ChrisLad: Nothing
They do sell it here in Nigeria
Emmy: Cool. is it legal?
ChrisLad: Is not but people smoke it any how
Even police
But you can't smoke is in public
Emmy: haha funny people you nigerians
ChrisLad: Yes
Emmy: You do illegal things?
ChrisLad: No only on internet
Emmy: I'm intrigued. Tell me
ChrisLad: You are what?
Emmy: Intrigued. You speak english right?
ChrisLad: I know what you mean
I can see that you have interest
Emmy: yes i have
tell me
ChrisLad: I think i have told you before
That was what i did with Darla before we make such money
Emmy: Oh, I thought there might be other things
ChrisLad: No
Just that
Emmy: you do it much?
ChrisLad: Yes
I do it to survive
Emmy: how much you earn with it?
ChrisLad: Is been long I make money from it
Long time ago I made much money from it before I met Darla
Emmy: did darla put a curse on you or something?
ChrisLad: I don't think so
She is not my God
Emmy: hahaha right lol
ChrisLad: I do collect money but is not much
But if we work together we make lot of money
Emmy: but you have a normal job so you can eat right? You don't look starved
You thing we will be successfull together?
ChrisLad: I'm not staving I do eat
Yes
I'm very sure of that
Emmy: How do you know?
ChrisLad: Because I have been in the game and my spirit tells me that we will make it together
With one mind
Emmy: I hope you are right
ChrisLad: Yes
And we will have a happy family
Emmy: ahw really?
You want children?
Now look who's ignoring who.... Are you talking to darla?
ChrisLad: Yes
Don't want kids?
Sorry network was bad
Emmy: No it wasn't, you received my message, don't lie to me. We need to trust eachother
ChrisLad: I received it but network couldn't allow mine to get to you
I'm not lying to me my love
Emmy: okay if you say so
ChrisLad: Yes baby
And yes I want kids
Emmy: they would look so lovely
ChrisLad: They will look smart and cute
Like how many kids would you want us to have?
Emmy: At least two of course. 1 would be lonely
ChrisLad: I want three
2boys and a girl
Emmy: oh really. Do you need a biology lesson? You don't get to pick genders
ChrisLad: Lol
You mean by getting boy
Emmy: what?
ChrisLad: I know when to do it so that you will be pregnant for a boy
Emmy: really? Tell me all about that. We can make big money out of that knowlede
ChrisLad: Wow
When is the time you will know honey
Emmy: oh no... I want to know now
ChrisLad: If I meet you when you are in your ovation period
You have a chance to give birth to a male child
Emmy: how
you also have the same chance for a girl
do you have some kind of sperm-sorting device built in your weiner?
ChrisLad: That's just it
I have told you when to do it for you to have a chance of having a male child
Girl is that anytime you meet a woman she can give birth to a female child
Emmy: hahaha oh my god you really have been drinking a lot today didn't you?
ChrisLad: Lol
I didn't taste any kind of drink
Today
Was indoor since morning
Emmy: then what have you been doing all day?
ChrisLad: Nothing sleep wake up and sleep wake up again
Emmy: really...... I don't dare to say it this time.... but it souds like you're l..... today
ChrisLad: Yes whatever
Today is Sunday
So I don't need to do anything
Emmy: haha I know. I didn't say it did I
Here it is sunday too, but I do things
ChrisLad: I don't feel like going out
If you like call it lazy
What are the things you do
I'm not a kid
Emmy: I have said what I did today
ChrisLad: You have not
You only said I'm lazy
And what did you do today
ChrisLad: I didn't say it
I just typed an l... you call yourself lazy, I would've called you lovely
ChrisLad: That's what you mean
I'm not stupid
Emmy: you're being silly again
I didn't say you're lazy, I say you're lovely
count the dots behind the l honey
ChrisLad: I see
What are you up to
Emmy: plotting world domination
ChrisLad: You have to send me your email address
Emmy: now that's not a really nice way to ask it
ChrisLad: How do you mean
Emmy: "you have to send me your email addres" sounds a bit dominating alpha male. You could ask

ChrisLad: You said I should send you the audition of the stun author
Which I did with Darla company
And I was able to recover the email today
Emmy: oh, okay <emailaddress>
ChrisLad: Ok please can you send me your email address
Emmy: i just did
ChrisLad: You said I could ask
Emmy: Ah and so you did, that's so nice of you
ChrisLad: (sends a few images with hearts)
Emmy: haha. what's with all the images honey
ChrisLad: Signs of love
You mean everything to me because with you I’ve found happiness, joy, peace, and solace. I love you to the moon and back
Emmy: thank you. I love you to
ChrisLad: I found myself thinking about you so much even when I tried hard not to. Then I realized it is so because I love you. I cherish you
Emmy: ahw, sweety that is so nice to hear
ChrisLad: There’s no law, time, reasons and ideas restricting my love for you because my love for you doesn’t have any limitations. I love you so much more than you could ever imagine.
Emmy: now you're just copy/pasting messages arent you? Nobody can type that fast on a phone
ChrisLad: I can
I'm a fast typer
Emmy: haha really
ChrisLad: You are my one and only
I can't get you off my mind
You are a nice girl
You deserve the best
I crave to be everything in your world; I want to be your star, I want to be your air, I want to be your moon and sun because I don’t want to miss a moment without you. I love you beyond words you are the best
Emmy: you really are superman
If your fingers are that fast I'm gonna be a lucky girl
ChrisLad: Thanks honey
I'm glad I met you
Yeah sure
Honey send me some of your sexy pictures
Emmy: what do you mean?
ChrisLad: Your sexy pics
Pls
Emmy: i already sent you that yesterday
did you already forget?
ChrisLad: I know but still want more of them honey
Emmy: I know
But I don't want to be blackmailed with it like what happened to my friend Chloe
ChrisLad: No not at all
Such won't happen
You are my love and my dream woman
Emmy: why you did that to her?
ChrisLad: So I won't do anything to hurt you
I'm not the one that did that to her
It was someone who hacked my account and was using my name and pictures
Emmy: no, it was you, you were tagged in the post
ChrisLad: She thought I was the one that was why she tagged me
Honey please I hate to argue
Emmy: I'm not aruging
ChrisLad: I told you something and you have to believe me
Not the other way round
We are to build this love on trust and understanding
Emmy: okay I believe you
ChrisLad: Thanks sweetie
Emmy: you're welcome
ChrisLad: you're going to send me your pictures?
I have lot of pictures on my facebook
Emmy: And they are so nice
ChrisLad: Sure
You can use anyone as your screen server
Emmy: Now that's a nice idea
you have mine as your screen server?
ChrisLad: Yea
But I need more of your sexy pictures
Emmy: ahw, really? Show me
ChrisLad: Can't send it here
The one you were wearing class
Emmy: which one are you talking about? class?
ChrisLad: The one you sent to me yesterday
Emmy: oh that one
ChrisLad: Yes
Emmy: i didnt receive your email yet
ChrisLad: I will forward them in the morning
Emmy: okay i'm really looking forward to it
ChrisLad: OK my love
You are the best
Am I getting the pics?
Honey
Emmy: what pics?
you have my pics
ChrisLad: I said I need more of your sexy pictures
Emmy: don't have much of those
Butt you can make them yourself when we meet.

Monday
Emmy: Honey you did your disappearing act on me. Why?
ChrisLad: I'm sorry honey
I slept off yesterday night
Emmy: So you just fell asleep while charting? Thats weird
ChrisLad: I'm so sorry was tired and weak
I sent message to Darla
But she has not responded
Emmy: Thats strange, waht did you tell her?
ChrisLad: I will send it to you
You are not innocent Emmy has every evidence to make you go to jail for your illegal act on money laundering she has video evidence and with that you will go to jail
That was the message i sent to her
Emmy: And she has seen it?
ChrisLad: No
Emmy: Figures.... Drunk again... Stupid skank
ChrisLad: That's just it
Emmy: I really think you should try a bit harder
ChrisLad: That's is she is online
I have forwarded the messages to you
All of them
Emmy: I don't see it
ChrisLad: Your email
Emmy: Also the stun author video?
ChrisLad: everything
from my CV to the end
Both letter of intent
Emmy: Oh wow sweety thats amazing
ChrisLad: Good
(later)
Have you seen the stuff
Emmy: Im at the office now didn't have time to look at it yet
ChrisLad: Ok honey
Love you
Emmy: love you too
who is mr. t baggins?
ChrisLad: I'm the one
That's the name of the stun author
The name I'm to answer as a stun author
Emmy: Wow, so you have a split personality?
ChrisLad: Have you seen the stuff
Emmy: Some, not all. It's a lot
ChrisLad: Ok
That's what your love went through
Emmy: I'm working on a proposition for a new client. Big one. If they sign I get a sweet bonus
ChrisLad: And after all they didn't contact me again
Wow
That's nice
What did you said your work is
Emmy: Finance. Private banking, insurance
ChrisLad: That's nice
What's your position
Emmy: Client advisor, very high ranked positon
ChrisLad: You are lucky my love
Can I hear your voice honey
Emmy: No, I'm at the office now, you know that
ChrisLad: Okay
Maybe when you got home
I really can't wait to be with you
Emmy: I know, me too.
ChrisLad: I really can't get you off my mind
You are the reason I'm happy now
I always smile each time I think about you
Brb
(later)
I'm back love
(much later)
Emmy: I've seen the video's
ChrisLad: Ok
How was it?
Emmy: Amazing
ChrisLad: Good
Emmy: you looked like a dragon spitting fire. It's so hot
ChrisLad: Yes
Emmy: but I don't understand why you would let that other man hit you. I don't think I like him
I can't believe you were still standing afterwards
You're so talented
ChrisLad: Wow
Why didn't you like him
What was just an acting
Emmy: But honey, he was hitting you
That's not cool
ChrisLad: I was also hiting him
It was just an acting
The performance
Emmy: yeah you did, but that's ok, he was the bad guy
ChrisLad: Lol
Emmy: so it was all just fake?
ChrisLad: What was fake
Emmy: what happened in the movie
ChrisLad: It was real
But the company was fake
They didn't do their own part
I did mine
Emmy: I really don't understand. You're a good actor. That obviously wasn't the problem
ChrisLad: And Darla been the one that introduce me to the company couldn't help or even talk to them
Emmy: yeah, but those decisions are made by higher management right? I don't think that is in her hands.
Or did she just refuse to help?
ChrisLad: Yes
At least she should have pressure them to
To do their part
Emmy: yeah you're right
she should've
have you spoken with her today?
ChrisLad: No
She is not online yet (<=Liar, I’ve spoken with darla already)
Emmy: ok
ChrisLad: Yeah
Emmy: but you really should try a bit harder than just one message
ChrisLad: Are you home now??
No, at a cafe
just had something to eat
ChrisLad: At least she need to read the one I sent to her first
What are you doing at cafe?
Emmy: was eating something here, just told you
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: didn't feel like cooking today
ChrisLad: No problem
But you know how to cook right?
Emmy: There's a nice band playing, guess I'll stay here a while
of course I know how to cook. You worried about that?
ChrisLad: Not really
But I love a woman who knows how to cook
And I will also help her in the kitchen
Emmy: Oh, that sounds nice. I'll make you all kinds of nice things and you can wash the dishes
ChrisLad: No problem
We will do it together
But I won't be doing it all the time
Emmy: then I won't be able to cook for you the next day
ChrisLad: hy?
Emmy: you don't expect me to use dirty pans and dishes right?
ChrisLad: But you can still wash them before cooking honey
Emmy: you're just going to make me do all the work?
Okay, you can spit fire to heat the food
ChrisLad: Lol
Not really
I will help you out okay
Emmy: thank you
ChrisLad: Yes honey
And we can also cuddle in the kitchen
That will be very nice
Emmy: oh yeah it will
ChrisLad: Yes baby
Emmy: but if you start that i guess we won't get much food anymore
ChrisLad: How do you mean
Emmy: well.. if i use my hands for cuddling, the food will burn
ChrisLad: Lol
No we will be checking the food
It won't burn
Emmy: okay, that's good. Would be a shame if that happens
ChrisLad: so what have you been doing today
Nothing much
Just went to work and comes back
My dad just called me now to call him back
Emmy: You should. He's a nice guy right?
Tell him I said Hi!
ChrisLad: Yes
He is
I don't have call card now
I will call him later
Emmy: oh, that's a problem
ChrisLad: Yes honey
It has not really been easy for me here
Emmy: I understand
ChrisLad: I need to leave this country
I need to make money to support my family
Emmy: that's why we're trying to get darla's money
ChrisLad: To help the needy
To help the poor
I love helping peo
People
Emmy: yeah, that's so nice of you
ChrisLad: Yeah
So would you visit me here in Nigeria
For ur to wed
Emmy: Thought you were coming to UK?
ChrisLad: Yes
But how would I do that
Emmy: with Darla's money ofcourse
ChrisLad: And what if our plan with Darla didn't work out
Emmy: then we'll think of something else
We'll figure it out
ChrisLad: Ok
But it won't be bad idea if you visit here
Emmy: I don't know. I heard some pretty scary stories about nigeria
ChrisLad: That's not true
Where I am is very safe and secure
Emmy: Our government website says about traveling to nigeria: "all trips to Nigeria are seriously discouraged"
UK is saf
ChrisLad: I see
Are you telling me that you will never visit Nigeria
Even after we must have gotten married
Emmy: Of course that is not what I mean. I would love to visit Nigeria
ChrisLad: Ok
Emmy: But if we can go there together I would feel so much safer. You can help me
ChrisLad: Sure
You are a darling
Emmy: ahw thank you
ChrisLad: Yeah
(later)
I just spoke with my dad now
Emmy: Really, how did you do that? Scream really loud?
ChrisLad: No
Just normal way
I use to talk to him
My dad is not that old
He can hear very well
Emmy: that's not what I mean honey
you just told me you couldn't talk to him because you couldn't call him. I thought he was far away
ChrisLad: Yes
I have to borrow little money from a friend
To get a call card
To enable me call him
Emmy: okay
if it was the friend who was hitting you, you shouldn't pay him back. I don't like him
ChrisLad: Wow
He is not the one my love
Emmy: okay, good to know
ChrisLad: Yeah
My parents live far away
I live in Lagos State while they live in Imo state
Emmy: I don't know where that is my geography of nigeria is not very good yet
ChrisLad: Okay
You will get to know them all
Emmy: I see it on the map, it's far
ChrisLad: Yes honey
Where are you now
Emmy: still at the cafe
the music is really nice
What are you doing?
ChrisLad: I'm in the house
Emmy: just doing nothing?
ChrisLad: Yes
Chatting with you honey
Emmy: okay
try talking to darla. I really want this thing to work, so we can be together
ChrisLad: I'm talking to her now
Yes the same here
Emmy: oh, good. I'll leave you to that
ChrisLad: Don't worry
She is now asking what i have in mind
Emmy: money ofcourse
ChrisLad: Yes
I have to take it easy so it won't look suspicious
I told her that we need to bribe you so that you will destroy the video
I know what i'm doing
Emmy: I really hope you do
ChrisLad: Like how much do you think i should tell her
Emmy: well, you're trying to bribe me now... I have no idea
you had a plan
ChrisLad: Lol
we are doing this together aren't we
she is asking me if i have seen the video
should i tell her yes
Emmy: Tell her that you have seen she was in a nightclub with a guy with dark hair
She will know who that is
ChrisLad: Ok
Wait did the man have radiant hair, killer abs and a butt that just won’t quit???
Emmy: Yes of course, it's carl33to the pool boy
Emmy: what's happening honey?
ChrisLad: Baby she is proving stubborn
Emmy: what do you mean by that?
ChrisLad: She is now talking out of point
Take a look at her messages
Emmy: I cant see them honey
ChrisLad: Oooh he is ever so much dreamy.
Wait why are you looking at mens junks????
Well you seem to like greasy and svelte mens and that is ever so bothersome I must say
: I only had a few double crownslings so mind y business ok????
C\nuse yu is just bean a doodly head andnots really understa ding that am wanting whiOK??
That's her messages
Emmy: those last messages just don't make sense
is she been drinking again?

ChrisLad: Yes
That's what i told her
That she is drunk again
She was sounding cool before and later changed out topic
And she is offline now
Emmy: well crap... that was useless
you shouldn't have insulted her. did you already forget about our plans?
ChrisLad: I didn't insult her baby
She sent me another message now
Emmy: but does she really like it to be called a drunk?
ChrisLad: Hunny Ineveronce evar y’know and it make me cornfused too having openyj gay manfor negotisyings
Emmy: she really does sound drunk.... but don't tell her I said that
ChrisLad: Why would i do that
Emmy: I don't know, just saying
You really should try a bit harder I think
If you can convince her she'll cave
just make her afraid
ChrisLad: I'm doing that already
Emmy: Good. go on
The band is done for the night. I'm going home now
Let me know if you have any succes
ChrisLad: Okay
Hello honey

Today:
Emmy: Goodmorning. Any results already?
ChrisLad: Morning
She requested bank account
She suppose contact you did you talk to her
Emmy: She didn't contact me. Waht did you say to her?
ChrisLad: Nothing much but she has agreed to send the money but don't know how much she is sending
Emmy: Wow. You sure she isn't lying?
I mean.. You were gonna bribe me (<emmy is confused and things bribing is the same as blackmail)
ChrisLad: That's why i don't know
Let me send you her message
Emmy: I have no idea what's going on
ChrisLad: that's what i don't know
At least she suppose to contact you
Emmy: Guess she was too drunk and forgot
ChrisLad: Maybe
Emmy: You were gonna send me her message
ChrisLad: Send me your bank account so i can send it to her
Emmy: I really need to know whats going on im not psychedelic

ChrisLad: How do you mean
Am i not updating you
Emmy: Why would she aske for your bank account to send to me, that doesnt make any sense
ChrisLad: Okay you can send it yourself
Emmy: I need to send your account to her? I don't even know it
ChrisLad: Gives me her banking account and I sends money to shutterher ups
This was her message to me
Yes you need to send account to her or you send it to me so i can forward it to her
Emmy: So the bribing me part of your plan didnt really work all that well. I have no idea what you was doing with that idea.
ChrisLad: God
What did you not understand
Emmy: How you was bribing me
ChrisLad: Is this not part of the bribing i told to her and was able to convince her to send you some money so that you won't make her to go jail
Emmy: Usually when one gets bribed thats the one that should pay
ChrisLad: I tried talking sense into her to get you some money so that you will destroy the video
Who should pay?
Emmy: Darla
ChrisLad: Yes she is the one to pay
Emmy: Okay i thought you forgot
ChrisLad: She was demanding your bank details to send the money to you
Emmy: So when will she pay me
ChrisLad: So all this stuff i have been saying here you don't get it
I don't know
And you should know why we are doing this
So you don't forget
Emmy: You're just a bit confuzing today honey
ChrisLad: I'm not baby
I think you are
Emmy: Tell Darla to send the money to my corporate account, she knows that one
ChrisLad: So you can't forward it to her ?
The money? Why would I do that?
Emmy: She has to pay, not me
ChrisLad: I mean the account
Emmy: Did you already forget
ChrisLad: I'm not talking about the money
I'm talking about the account
Emmy: Oh, sure I can, but I don't think she likes me very much right now
Shes ignoring my messages
ChrisLad: I know
She was saying that she and i will destroy you
Emmy: Oh my god, are you really going to do thatto me my love?
ChrisLad: And wee needs to destroy that bitchy!!!
That was her message
Emmy: And youll help her with it? You scare me now
(and after that I left him talking to himself for a while)
ChrisLad: Why would i do that
Before we fall in love i have always told you that i hate Darla and won't do anything with her again
I now love you so much because you are so kind and loving i feel relax talking to you
I won't do anything to hurt but don't give me room to do that or to regret knowing you
Not after she sent you the money you will change

Can you talk to me i want Darla to send you USD$5,000.00
Or should i tell her pounds?
(few hours later)
Why the silent
(later)
Emmy: You scared me there for a bit
And my coffee break was over, I have to work you know
pounds are worth more than dollars, but I think she only has dollars

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NSFW WARNING

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ChrisLad: Is been long I make money from it
Long time ago I made much money from it before I met Darla


These are my favorite lines in the whole thread!

"(A)sking about other womans vaginas?"
"Chloe?"

Chrislad may have solicited some photos from Chloe, then not lived up to his word. Rolling Eyes

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Once he threatened Chloe and failed to send his pics, these screen grabs may have ended up on his timeline...

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^ "Scroll at your own risk. "

At your command, your Ladyship....still laughing. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Muhahahaha, what a stupid creature! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This afternoon
ChrisLad: Ok
I don't mean to scare you
Was only telling you what she said
And i won't do that either but don't give me a room to do that
Why would I do that, It would be crazy.
Emmy: Ok
ChrisLad: Because I have been hurt and betrayed many times by the people I trusted
Emmmy: Really? Not only by Darla?
ChrisLad: Yes
So I don't want to go into that again
Emmy: Of course not. You can trust me. My intentions are pure
ChrisLad: Ok honey
Emmy: I love you
ChrisLad: Love you too
I told her that you gave her 24hours to send the money
Emmy: That's good. Now we'll have to wait and see what happens
And try speaking with her again today to make sure she understands this is serious
ChrisLad: Ok
So if she finally send the money what next?
Emmy: Then we get you a ticket to go to Aruba of course. Did you forget about that already?
ChrisLad: Ok
I have to get visa first
Emmy: That's no problem is it?
ChrisLad: Is not
Just trying to let you know
Emmy: Good to know. So you go try to get a visa, I'll arrange plane tickets for you as soon as I have the money
ChrisLad: How do I get visa
Emmy: I have no idea how that kind of thing works in your country
ChrisLad: To get visa here cost money and I don't have it
If I have it I would have done that long time ago
Emmy: We'll figure something out the.
ChrisLad: I see
Emmy: Maybe I can handle that from here when I book your plane ticket
ChrisLad: No problem
But I thought someone get visa first before ticket
Emmy: I applied for a visa and could just do it at the travel agency
they handled everything for me
ChrisLad: Good
No problem
Did I tell you that I lost my uncle?
Emmy: No you didn’t
Try to go back to the last place you have seen him, maybe you’ll find him

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"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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lol! This lad is sooooo special!
Great work!
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Yesterday evening
ChrisLad: Lol
He will be buried next month
7th of next month
And I will be traveling to my home town then
Emmy: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. What happened?
ChrisLad: He was ill
And later die
Emmy: That's so sad
ChrisLad: So he will be buried next month 7th
Emmy: what illness did he have?
ChrisLad: Kidney problem
That's it
Emmy: That's bad. Not much there can be done about that
ChrisLad: Yes
Emmy: Hey
I've got a message from Darla
Fucken bitchy how dares yu think you can black ball me???? And I was stoopid enough to call you a friend!!!!!!!
ChrisLad: Wow
This is good
Emmy: really? Scared me a bit
She's vicious when she's angry
I'll let you deal with her
ChrisLad: Don't worry
U have me
I'm here to protect u
Emmy: really, you do that for me?
That's so sweet
My ex never protected me. He was a bad man
ChrisLad: U are my love
Is my duty to protect you
As long as you will show me love
Emmy: Of course I will. That's my duty honey
ChrisLad: OK love you
Emmy: Love you too
what is the name of your uncle? I want to pray for his immoral soul?
ChrisLad: Cyril <snipped>-bware
Emmy: That's a nice name. Can we name our first son after him?
ChrisLad: Wow
No
Emmy: Why not?
Was he not a nice man?
ChrisLad: He was but I don't like the name
Emmy: Okay
Then we name our first son Jimmy
Jimmy <snipped lastname>... lovely
ChrisLad: Yes
That's lovely
Emmy: Are you speaking with Darla again?
ChrisLad: No
Emmy: Why not? Didn't you tell her to pay?
ChrisLad: I have done that
Emmy: Then why does she come cursing to me and not speaking with you? That doesn't make sense
ChrisLad: You should be able to know her
I will talk to her this night
Emmy: You know her much longer than I, so I thought you would know
ChrisLad:It's that message only message she sent to you
Emmy: yes

After that he didn’t speak much more with me. Guess I was of no use to him while Darla was ignoring his messages

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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
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saw this and immediately thought about this thread...
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Someone pointed out there’s no need to change my name only the Lad’s (thnx for the lessons bware)

ChrisLad: Baby this Darla is proving stubborn
Emma: How?
ChrisLad: She wants me to come to Aruba
Emma: why would she want that?
ChrisLad: I was asking her when is she sending you the money
She wouldn't answer
Emma: and for what does she want you to come to her?
thought she was all kinds of angry with the both of us
ChrisLad: She want me to come to Aruba
So we could deal with you
Emma: fuck
are you going to do that?
ChrisLad: Nooo
No way
Emma: wait, how could the both of you deal with me while im not even there?
what's her plan?
ChrisLad: Look at her message
If you come here extra fast then we can figure out how to take care of that bitchy once and for all
Doesn't really sound like a solid plan to me
Emma: guess her brain is shrinking from all the alcohol
ChrisLad:Yees
She talk out of point
I dont love her
Emma: maybe you should just play along with her. Make her believe she's very smart
ChrisLad: And have nothing to do with her
I'm doing
Emma: make her pay me the money, I'll arrange your flight, you go to her and have your payback
ChrisLad: She is proving stubborn
I have tried all I could to make her pay you
But she is been stubborn
Emma: how?
what's her plan?
ChrisLad: She just want me to come to Aruba
Without sending me money
Is that not crazy
Emma: what's her suggestion?
swim?
ChrisLad: You need to send her message
I don't know
Emma: what should I tell her?
ChrisLad: She is very crazy
Emma: obviously

ChrisLad: Tell her that she has only today and tomorrow to send you the money if not you publish the video and make her go to jail
Emma: Didn't you tell her that?
Why would she want you to come to her after this blackmailing
have you been lalalovemaking with her?
ChrisLad:I did
Emma: FUCK WHY???
ChrisLad: But you have to tell her to make it look real
Emma: I can't believe you did that
you should've been blackmailing her
No wonder she won't send the money now
ChrisLad: Did what
Emma: Sweettalking her. you just told me you did
ChrisLad: No
I can't do that
You asked me if I d tell her to send the money today or tomorrow
I said I did
Emma: And I asked you another question and then you said you did
ChrisLad: No
Emma: You shoud stop being so confusing
ChrisLad: I answered your first question
Emma: it's not good for my peace of mind. This whole thing is making me nervous
ChrisLad: Baby don't worry I'm with you
My phone is hanging that is why I'm typing slow
I'm blackmailing her
I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch <= Laughing
She is an ingrate
You are the best
Since I came across you I feel relax and happy
You gave me joy and happiness
Emma: Ahw, that's sweet, thank you
ChrisLad: Baby you should know that I don't have to involve myself in the blackmailing
So that it will look real
My job is to convince her to send you the money so you will destroy the video
You know that I'm going to meet her there first
So If I should blackmail her she won't take it lightly with me when I get there
Emma: That's right
I'll send her this:
Ok you stupid skank. You are going to do as Chris said and send me the money in 24 hours or the video will end up on youtube and at the police. And don't try to cross me, I know where you are and you'll get what you deserve.
ChrisLad: I'm not talking love talk with her just telling her to pay you so you won't make her go to jail
Emma: This is ok? or should I change the message?
ChrisLad: That's right
Nice right up
If we continue like this she will pay the money
But if I'm the only one talking to her she will think you are not serious
Or maybe I'm the one that wants the money
Emma: yeah that's right, but to be honest I'm a bit afraid of her right now
ChrisLad: Honey don't be
I'm with you
She can't do anything
She needs me now
She is even scared
Emma: really?
ChrisLad: Just that she is stingy and greedy
Yes
She is
I hope you are not sting as she is
Emma: No of course I'm not. Why would you think that?
I offered to pay for your ticket and visa didn't I?
ChrisLad: You did
Emma: I'm just stingy with your love. I don't want to share any of that
ChrisLad: But is not yet done
We are still hoping on Darla's money
We will get it
Emma: I'm sure you can convince her
I'm trusting you on this
ChrisLad: What if our plan didn't work out it means I won't come to you again
Emma: Of course you'll come to me. We'll just have to make another plan
But you shouldn't think like that now. This will work
ChrisLad: Ok
I hope so my love
I'm doing my best honey
Emma: Thank you so much sweety
ChrisLad: You won't share my love with any one
I'm yours alone
I'm dying to be with you
Emma: don't die
you won't be of any use to me then
necrophilia is not really my thing
ChrisLad: One of my friend will soon be in America
His woman was here last year
And they both did their wedding
She traveled back
And her husband will join her this year
If you look at my pictures you will see her
I and my friend went to the airport to pick her up
Emma: you mean the blond girl with the green shirt?
ChrisLad: Yes
She was here last year
From America
To visit her man
Emma: That's lovely. She will live in nigeria now?
ChrisLad: And they both got married
No she has gone back to America
And her husband will join her soon
Have you sent the message to Darla
Emma: Yes I did right after I told you
ChrisLad: Ok
(later, after he saw another lad post on my timeline)
Hello my love
Hope you aren't in love with someone here in Nigeria?
And who is <snip>?
Emma: Only you honey.
ChrisLad: What about <snip>?
Emma: As you can see I'm angry with him
ChrisLad: Why?
Emma: because he's not a nice person
Unlike you
Love you so much
ChrisLad: When did you met him
Emma: Never met him honey
ChrisLad: I mean when did you guys became friends on facebook
I'm a jealous lover
Because of you I have discharged some girls that are interested in me here
Emma: Oh I have no idea when that happened
ChrisLad: You are the only one that is in my heart now
Immediately I fall in love with you
Emma: I have a lot of friends here that I never speak with
That's good to know. I love you too
that's why i was angry with the other guy, he was annoying me
ChrisLad: And please don't hurt me
Emma: I won't honey
ChrisLad: Then you block him
Emma: Guess that's a good idea
ChrisLad: Anyone that's annoying you go ahead and block him
Yes
So he won't contact you again
Emma: I will do it honey. Anything for you
ChrisLad: Yes my love
This is the reason I love you so much
You are a good listener
And a submissive woman
You are good to go
Emma: you're so sweet
ChrisLad: And I will do my very best to make you happy
I will do my best to make you one of the happiest woman on earth
Emma: You're already doing that
we will be so much more happy when we are together
ChrisLad: Will laugh together share feelings together talk together walk together
Yes
And that's why we need to act fast and be together
I just wish I'm with you now
At least before two months time I will be able to be with you
Emma: I hope so
Have you talked with Darla again?
ChrisLad: That will be later
If I sent her message it will look fake
So later I will send her message to know her mind
Emma: Why will it look fake?
ChrisLad: As you sent her message
If I should send mine it will look childish
As if it was our plan
Do you understand?
Emma: Guess you're right
You're really smart you know
ChrisLad: Yeah
I'm your man
And I'm here to guide you
And protect you
If you are making a mistake I will put you right
That's the work of a good man
Emma: Thank you so much. I never knew how much I needed you until now
ChrisLad: I will always love and cherish you
I will do my best to bring out the best in you

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 11:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
ChrisLad: Baby you should know that I don't have to involve myself in the blackmailing
So that it will look real
My job is to convince her to send you the money so you will destroy the video
You know that I'm going to meet her there first
So If I should blackmail her she won't take it lightly with me when I get there


I love this twist!



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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2018 12:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But wait there's more....


Quote:
ChrisLad: Hello my love how are you doing today?
Emma said that you should send the money to her corporate account that you knows the account and she want the money to be transferred to her account within 24 hours if the money is not sent to her corporate account she is going to do something stupid and she is demanding the sum of 5000 US dollars
Honey that bitch is really mean and desperate you have to send her the money and we must surely destroy her I will make sure she didn't go free for blackmailing you
Hello my love how are you doing ?
Have you sent the money to Emma?
TODAY
Darla: Hiya
ChrisLad: Honey
Answer my question
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: Have you sent the money to Emma?
Talk to me huuny
So that we will plan on how to deal with her
I need to come to Aruba
Darla: Awww that would be ever so special if you could come see me after all this time
ChrisLad: Yes I will
But we have to solve the problem at hand
I don't know why you are delaying in sending the money to Ema
I don't want you to go to jail
That bitch is very mean and she is up to something
You have to act fast before things go wrong
Darla: If you come here extra fast then we can figure out how to take care of that bitchy once and for all
ChrisLad: In that case you have send some money to me immediately
Go to western union Now and send me 2000 dollars
Tow thousand dollars
Darla: Wwhat??
ChrisLad: Let me prepare my visa
Yes you heard me
Are you sending it or not
?
Darla: Why do you deserve my money when you know am in needy??
ChrisLad: Need of what ?
Why do you find things too difficult to do
I'm here trying to help you
But you don't want to help your self
Is like you prefer going to jail
Ema is demanding 5000 dollars
To destroy your video
And you are finding it difficult to send the money to her
You requested I come to Aruba to help you deal with and I have a plan on how to deal with her
And I asked you to send me some money to get just visa to Aruba you refused
Darla: That bitchy is trying to blue ball me and all you think is of yourselves.
ChrisLad: I’m trying to help you
You don't expect me fly to Aruba without visa
If you don't send me the money it means you want to go to jail
Darla:Ooooh there is a greased bikini twister tournament aboot to start. Wish me luck Hunny!!!!
ChrisLad: So now you have to choose either send me the money or go to jail
Emma is really desperate she gave only today or tomorrow to send her money or you will have yourself to be blame
MANY HOURS LATER
Darla: Hiya
ChrisLad: Hello love
How are you doing
?
Darla: Hunny I won the contest today!!!!! WOOOOOO
ChrisLad: That's great
Are you able to send Emma the money?
Darla: No I was working sorta ok?
Plus I wannat your cunning plan is to get that bitchy ya knows
ChrisLad: OK
But you have to send her the money first
So that she will destroy the video
And wont be able to put it on YouTube and send it to police
Darla: That to mee Hunny doesn’t sound overly cunning but tell me more better aboot what is in the video???
ChrisLad: The video is terrible and will make you go to jail
You know what money laundering means
Darla: Like when I clean my clothes?
ChrisLad: Don’t ask me
Are you sending her the money or not ?
Darla: I was thinking ok maybe butt dunno. How aboot you take care of her and then we can be together like you promise?
ChrisLad: How do I take care of her
If I must take care of her it requires some money
So which one do you want send her the money to destroy the video or send it to me to deal with her ?
Darla: Let me send you something and everything will makes prosper senses ok?
ChrisLad: How much are you sending to me ?
Darla: Hunny you need to trust me ok? I will send you the perfect thing and you will be ever so happiest
ChrisLad: I need to know the exact amount you are sending and when are you sending it
?
Darla: Am going to Fedex it to you from the company account and as long as you quit asking silly qustions it will be soonest
ChrisLad: You are not serious
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: Remember Emma gave you 24hours to send her the money
If not she will expose everything
So when would you send the money to enable me stop her from doing that
And you have to send the money through western union
That's the fastest way
And it has to be tomorrow
Darla: ok once more time for the non engrish speekers here. I have a plan and if you trust me you will gets everythings you need to take care of me and her ok?
ChrisLad: How do you mean by that
You are talking out of point
Darla: I meen your engrish sometimes is really really the baddest
ChrisLad: I can see you are serous you want to spend the rest of your life in jail
You think I'm joking right
Darla: and I can see you are a nipple head that won’t lissen good
Am willing to Fedex you something prefect and youwnats nopart of it.
Something that will makes you ever so happiest
ChrisLad: Sending money through FedEx is money laundering
I don't want that
If you don't send it through western union tomorrow you can forget it
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: But have it in mind that in the next 24hours if you did not send the money to Emma or to me you would have to blame yourself
I have made my point
Don't be ignorant
Darla: Then don’t be a douche canoe and not take my cunning plan
ChrisLad: That's your business
Is your choice
Your greediness will land you to jail
Simple Instruction you cannot follow
Darla: HYour greediness will be our unbuttoning if oyu don’t lissen to good words and stuff
Oh well since yu r too stoopid to undertsnad may be I'll tlaks to ema that Bitchy
ChrisLad: Better
Send her the money
Is for your own good
As for me I will be fine
You have never cares for me before I'm only trying to help you so that you don't go to jail
Just because of the love I have for you
Darla: Awwww as much of an idiot that we allknow yu are you really are a special man
ChrisLad: I see you dont treat me like one
I think I won't help you again
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: Go ahead and send the money to Emma
Or you go to jail
Remember she has your video
And she is desperate and can do anything to make you spend the rest of your life in jail
Darla: Whatever
ChrisLad: Ok
Oh I have an idea I will make her do that
Since you are been stubborn
Darla: Yu have bean stubborn Mister stupidy head
ChrisLad: I'm trying to help you but you don't want it
Let's see who will regret it at last
Darla: Oh yummy Carl33to the poolboy is here with his nest of crabs. I have gots to go
ChrisLad: Whatever





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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2018 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just love how he opens the chat with "hello love" after he spent the day calling Darla all kinds of horrible names in his chat with Emma all afternoon. And now in this chat it's Emma who is the bitch. Laughing

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