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Linoline
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From my pet lad that lets me curse at him as much as I like. And he didn't even need all that much convincing to make them. Transcrips will follow, have to edit them first.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If I remember correctly, when one proposes it should be done with a smile and a sparkle in one's eyes. This drab and dreary approach he has used doesn't look too romantic!
Least he could do is be on one knee holding sign. Maybe some hearts drawn around the text......maybe holding flowers.
Do you have to send money via western union so he can buy a ring? LOL

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My thoughts exactly. I'm going to have some more fun with this one

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not nearly good enough, but I can't say he's not trying. Laughing
I really asked for no spelling mistakes, lad on one knee, smiling sweetly, making it as romantic as possible, and make sure there is enough light... what's a girl gotta do to get a decent lad to obey

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"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
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"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not much obviously. The light could've been better, but he did put on a shirt this time. I really don't want to look at his face anymore, so I'm talking to my pastor about his proposal. Guess Musa will have to convert soon. Gonna need some fun ideas for that process.
This lad really doesn't have more than 3 braincells

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"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is a sad state of affairs when a lady must direct her lad into how to behave chivalrously. Glad you are consulting your pastor.....a second opinion in matters of such matters is always a good thing.
It seems as though your lad will at least take direction fairly well!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Agreed. But at least he is following orders. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Has he met your father yet? Nice pictures!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great trophies. Well done. Yes, he must definitely convert and he needs to show you your engagement ring, doesn't he?
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This very strange lad gave me absolutely nothing to work with. Mentioned how good he is at Georging people, trying to make sure people are not fake and how much he likes me. Works in immigration and asks me to visit him the second day and how he likes charting with me. I adopted the terms, but got nowhere with him, so decided to give him my characters email in hopes he would pass me over to someone else. First contact was on Monday. My character was quite nice for the first two days, but Wednesday I got annoyed with him and thursday the bitch came out. He still loves me. Long parts are really boring, sorry for that.

TUESDAY
Musa:I am from just sending email to you
Me: I don't see it
Musa:Still you don't receive it

WEDNESDAY
Me: No, send it again please the email is <emailaddress>
Musa:Hi my love, how are you doing today, I have resend the email again.
Me: still haven't received it
Me: did you give it to the fake people?
Musa:I have your email address with me. I secure it
Me: you're crazy. You shouldn't just secure it, but use it. But only for you
Musa:My love, I care you
Me: then why don't you send me the email?
Musa:I did it
Musa:I send two times
Me: still nothing
Musa:I did know why you don't receive my email
Me: ok why?
Musa:Then email me on this
Musa:[email protected]
Me: you've got mail
Musa:Yes just now
Musa:Go and see your email
Me: do you hit all the right buttons? I don't receive anything
Musa:You check now

Email from musa:
Hi my love, how are you doing today
Email from
Me:
Very well thank you, and you?

Musa:I received all yours
Me: *thumbs up*
Musa:You received now
Me: no i haven't I guess there's a delay
Musa:I think so, but I received all yours email
Me: i received it, i'll reply on the email


Musa:Email (went to spam, so it took some time to find it)
I am indeed very happy to have your email address and also appreciate the whole of your family. I would also like to introduce my self more to you. I am musa AF Saidy a 32 years of age. I live in Brikama town not far from the capital city of the Gambia.i am mandinka by tribe and from a family of seven out of which two are females and five are boys. I am third son of family. I lost my mum in 2009. but my dad is still alive and he is 73 years old. I really want to be a strong relationships with you in everything you want me to do. . I would like to hear from you as soon as possible. I wish you good luck. bye for now. extend all my regards to the rest of your family. musa AF Saidy

Me: Email
Hi Musa,
It's so nice to get to know you. Please tell me more about you. What do you do every day?

Musa:Email (note the carreer switch from immigrations)
Credit

Me: Email
That's cool. What do you do with the credit?

In the evening:
Musa:Hi love how are you doing . my regards to you. reply on email.
Me: I did reply this morning, never got your answer. You must look at the right buttons to press. Send means I get it, discard means you throw it away.
Musa:Now you can see my email
Me: yes
Musa:Sweet heart I think something wrong with my email, if I wrote you always tell me sending fail
Me: then you must push the right button

THURSDAY
Musa:Hi my only love, how are you doing.
Musa:I am trying to solve my email
Me: You use it from google, I told you they can't be trusted.
Musa:You check your email now
Me: Are you questioning my intelligence or are you to stupid to send one fucking email?
Musa:What I mean is that my phone Internet connection has a problem so I was regulating that since in the morning.
Me: you're questioning my intelligence once again. If you can message here, nothing is wrong with your internet

Musa:How are you doing
Me: you're pissing me off
Musa:All my mind is always on you. I wish I have chance to see you in personally.
Me: you don't even know how to send an email, you're questioning my intelligence.... You really don't want to see me now
Musa:No, I really know it,
Me: Then stop fucking harassing me here and do it
Musa:I will do it before end of day please ok
Me: What the fuck did I just tell you? Stop fucking harassing me until you can send me a proper email
Musa:My email address musa…[email protected]
Musa:My email musas…[email protected]
Musa:This is the right one musa…[email protected]
Me: Good luck with that
Musa:Thank you my only love
Me: Still no email, and nothing wrong with your internet.
Musa:Really oh yea
I definitely want to chat with you but this is the only website I can chat to you because my email are not delivering
So what next
Me: just send an email it's not that hard
Musa:If u want we chart here no email
I try all mean to email you and you said you didn't not receive any emails
Hi
I am waiting for reply sweet heart
Me: And I'm waiting for an email
Musa:If you tell me my email don't reach that is a surprise
Now email me through my with this address [email protected]
Emmy I was emailing you since yesterday, but know reply yet
Me: I've sent you 4. Then you went silent on me again
Musa:By how
If you know how much love, I have for you from my heart
Please less chat on email now
Me: I don't understand you
Musa:I mean, I wrote you yesterday it's about 4 email no reply
Me: You wanted my email and now you don't use it. That is what I don't understand
Musa:I am using it, because I was sending you some emails yesterday only one reply
Me: Liar
Musa:Honestly I send you three emails
Me: And I've sent you 4 and then you ignored me
Musa:Hi honey I just email you did you see it
Sorry I was sending message to <email address with typo> instead of <email address>
Me: That's just stupid
It's as easy as copy paste
And now you're spamming my mailbox with three fucking emails telling me absolutely nothin
How can I ever George you if you don't tell me anything
You are one of the fucking damned fake people. I knew it
Musa:I know but sorry about it
I just cross check your email and know that because all the mail I sent fail
Oh no am real please don't talk like that
I just an over site so please accept my apology
Why will I fake someone and what benefits I will get from it
<Missed call.>
<Missed video call>
I am trying to call you
Me: Stop it. It annoys me
Musa:I am very very sorry my sweet heart
Do you see my email
<Missed call>
I love to talk to you through phone
<Missed call>
Me: stop it. it's annoying
Musa:I am apologise you everything
Me: good
Musa:Please accept my apologies
Me: now tell me about what you do all day when you're not spamming emails and harrassing me with phonecalls
I still try to George you
Musa:That's was mistake
You need talk to me, so that you can my voice
You need to talk to me on phone, so that you can hear my voice or video chat
Me: no
Musa:OK, you don't want to see my face
Me: If you say so
Camera's freak me out, Phones also
I like charting, and email
Musa:How can see we are different location
Me: just look at the picture
you're still not telling me anything
Musa:I normally go to work during weekdays, when I close I go to train
that's really shallow information
can't george from that
Musa:I like sports, especially football
I played football before
I normally go to people chat with them and share ideas
Me: yeah, that's the thought
go on
Musa:That's what I do
Am at home or doing sports
Me: so tell me more about your work
Musa:I am working at the Gambia immigration department almost 14 to 15 years now. I played football for department , I took three cups on department tournament
And I want you also tell me about your family and friends
Me: That's better, thank you
I'll tell you later, no time now
SATURDAY
Musa:Hi
I don't know since yesterday, I am expecting your email still no reply
Me: Patience is golden, I have things to do today
Musa:OK, no problem
Much later
Me: I work in finance, Private banking and insurance for 8 years now. Was married, now in a divorce. I work a lot of hours and will be going to aruba in a week to spend a lot of my ex-husbands cash
Musa:Oh sorry for that and am wishing you a safe journey
Me: Sorry? Why?
Musa:I am wishing you only that
Me: what?
Musa:You are travelling
Me: no i'm not
i'm home
have you been drinking?
Musa:Oh okay
Drinking on what
Me: beer / tequilla / rum / vodka / pick your favorit
Musa:I don't drink alcohol
Me: so you just are a confusing lad by nature?
Musa:I like eating food
I drink soft drinks
Me: Then you must be high on weed
Musa:I never smoke in my life
I like chatting with people
Me: do they like charting with you too?
Musa:Yea
Me: even when you confuse the everliving hell out of them all day?
Musa:People do like me, because I played football before
Me: Ofcourse. who doesn't like a football player
don't need to make sense for that
Musa:Especially kids, they like me
Me: I'm sure
Musa:I am even watching football Barcelona v s siv kings cups final
Me: i know nothing about footban
Musa:Do you like football
Me: just 22 morons running around in circles fighting for a ball
very nice
Musa:Is a very nice game
I am happy to hear that from you and you like football
Me: If you say so
you really are good at georging people
Musa:My sweet heart, all my mind is always on you. I wish I have chance to see you personally
Me: then you should come to uk

Musa:I should come to Gambia for holiday
Me: yeah you should do that
Musa:That's is left you my sweet heart
Make your plans and come to Gambia
Me: I told you to come to uk
Musa:Yea ok
But is not easy for me to travel
Me: but your in immigration. Travel is the same just the other way
Musa:I am willing to travel. If I have chance to travel
Me: just hop on a plane and be gone
Musa:Really I want to
Me: ok
Musa:Yea
What is your plan for us to be together
Me: I have no plans made yet
Musa:Anyway, I am ready to be with you for rest of our life
Me: that's great
Musa:You are part of me now
Me: oh crap that sounds just creepy
Musa:You are my better half
Believe me, I have nothing only you
Me: I actually believe that I'm the best part
Musa:I have you on my heart
Me: cool
Musa:I have believe in me, I can satisfy you 100 percent love
I can satisfy you any level of love
You will be very very happy on me
Me: Oh my god Musa
Cut out the dirty talk
Musa:I am telling you real
Me: And I'm telling you if you do that again I will block your sorry ass and never talk to you again
That's no way to treat a woman
Musa:I am sorry for that, I don't mean to hot you
I am sure my love to you only

SUNDAY
Musa:Hi
Me: You really are onde dirty fucking lad right there. What is it that you want from me now?
Musa:Hi
I want us to get married
Me: And how will you see that happen?
Musa:It's left to you, if you wanted to be
Me: I haven't even met you and you want to get married... Get real

Musa:That's is not bad, I am proposing it
Me: Proposals should never be done through charting
Wherr's the romance in that?
Musa:What is your solution on that
What is your plan on that
Me: I need to see a man on one knee proposing to me and know it is just for me
Because of the circumstances I will not ask for dinner and candles and all that
Musa:I hard what you have said, but less continue our friendship
Me: So you can't do a decent proposal...
Like a real man
Okay, now you're ignoring me and that really makes me angry
I'm going to Aruba for a vacation next week and spend a lot of my ex husbands money
I need to go planning for that (let’s remind him of the important stuff)
Musa:Am sorry if you write me I don't reply on time it is because I may not be on line
Me: So no proposal.....
Very disappointing
Musa:Am taking this opportunity to propose to you That I musa saidy am interested to married to you
Me: Yeah, I need to see it
Go make a picture of yourself on one knee, holding a sign sayin "please marry me Emma"
Musa:You mean you don't believe what I said
Of course I believe, but these things must be done the right way. I won't even consider if you will not do this for me
And the obedient lad sent me the first string of pictures.
Me: Thank you Musa. I'll talk about it with my pastor
Musa, you moron. Didn't you read what I've written you?
How can I ever be expected to present this to my pastor?
Musa:Thank you for everything
Me: For what exactly?
(And then he started ignoring me, couldn’t have that.)
I'm so sorry for my harsh words, I saw the mistake in writing and my pastor is really strict, so I panicked a bit.
Musa:I have forgive you everything
Me: Thank you Musa
Then can you please make the picture again, with the words right this time, you on one knee with a nice smile for me? Make it as romantic as possible. My pastor must approve then

And the next string of pictures arrived

Musa:I am very sorry for late reply
Me: You really are a funny guy, but you made the same spelling mistake
And I didn't see you on one knee there
The sign should say "Please marry me Emma" You sit on one knee, smile sweetly and make sure there is enough light so I can see it.

Next string of pictures arrived, such an obedient pet.
Musa:My sweet heart is there
Me: Thank you very much Musa
Musa:I will speak to my pastor about this
You are always welcome my only love

MONDAY

Hi my only love, how are you doing
Me: very well thank you
Musa:I am very glad to talk to this morning
Me: my pastor asks about your religion
Musa:I am a Muslim
But for us is not matters
What matters is love
You can married any one you love, the region is not matters
Me: my pastor begs to differ
In your region you don't married some one different religions
Me: In my country they do
in my church it's not acceptable
Musa:What do you decide now
Me: Do you have any ideas?
Musa:I should listen to you. I am always ready to marry you
Me: Good. I'll consult with my pastor again and will let you know what he says
Musa:OK, you always welcome my only love

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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And now I'm a bit at a loss for how to do this conversion thing. At least he's willing to listen to what I say. Fortunately my pastor is not available every day, so I can stall a bit while plotting.
Suggestions are always welcome

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"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know about your pastor, but my (fake) pastor requires engaged couples to fill out a very long, detailed, per-marriage questionnaire with lots of essays required as well as drawings.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Examples?

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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
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Take your pick:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats. Its always nice to see lads on their knees. I will settle for a smile and one knee.

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I think this lad needs to build a "Monument to Your Love" (please refer to the "Archie" bait for instructions).

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I'm wondering if the pastor when pushed may relent on the conversion (with heavy frowning) but will perform the ceremony if the intended gets himself a tattoo to represent his joining in spirit? If he's not going to get the tattoo, then he should at least be willing to take the steps to convert. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll save you the conversation this time. The lad really thinks I'm a swooning puddle of love by saying almost nothing. Who am I to relieve him from this illusion?
Tuesday Emmy sent him the questionnaire. He went a bit quiet for some time, asking me to be patient. Then again trying and failing to email it back. Got to curse at him for that again, always nice.
He didn't do bad at all. I'm surprised. But obviously I can't present it to my pastor.

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Emmy's reply:
Quote:
Hi Musa,

Thank you for the form. Unfortunately I won't be able to give this to my pastor yet. You seem to have missed some things. Here's the list. I really think you should fill it out again before I can present this. The way it is now, he won't approve.

date of birth: Are you really born yesterday?
how many days/ nights do you travel per month? => name the number
I think you should elaborate on the work in law enforcement. What did you do?
You did use more than 70 words, which is good. But the question is not how the wedding will happen, but how do you feel now about our marriage. You should only write about your feelings here
question 28. Elaborate a bit more please
question 30. Why?
question 31. elaborate on how
question 32. How will this make us grow in faith? Elaborate please
question 33. I think you do if you don't elaborate
question 34. That's too vague. Numbers are required
question 36. That's too vague, please be more clear
question 37. And how would that be payed? Restaurants are not cheap
question 38. That's very generous. Thank you.
question 40. You might reconsider that opinion
question 41. What are your thoughts on this matter now?
question 42. This is too vague
question 43. And what would it be? Elaborate please.
From page 3 and further
number 2 on page.... you should write things you do NOT appreciate about me here.
number 3 you left this part out. you should explain.
number 5 this is not true, you should read back our conversation and write down the date
number 6 you can not leave this blank
number 7 why, how do you know this?
number 8 so I will have to stay with you always? Even if you cheat? Think again
number 9 What are your thoughts on this matter?
number 10 you can't leave this blank
number 11 and what would that look like?
number 12 what kind of graduate
number 13 what does this mean? do we both do equal tasks? Do I have to do most or you?
number 14 physical means about their health
number 15 can't leave this blank
number 16 how do you know?
number 17 So I would have no time at all to spend as I like by myself? Think again.
number 18 Which ones and how?
number 20 you wrote earlier in the form that we would live in Gambia. You should decide which it will be
number 22 and what will you do if it's not the gender you desire?

The drawings look a bit too much like a toddler made them. You should really try a bit harder

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Excellent! I'm sure this is just the start of a long and meaningful relationship.... Laughing

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Nicely baited. Soon, he'll be eating out of your poisoned hand.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But he is already. Laughing
I do think he was very quick to adopt the christian faith and leave islam behind. He has two weeks to do his homework. Emmy has no internet on her exotic vacation

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was on vacation and made a promise to stay out of my facebook baiting account. I did, but saw the contest, so I did do some plotting for that. Last Friday I sent my lad an email, with the first two emails pasted as if they were already sent to him earlier in the week.

supposedly sent on May 6th
Quote:
Dear Musa

Arbua is great, but the internet connection horrible. I hope you will receive my message.
I have seen about 20 or so emails from you with attachments. I think they are the forms, but you didn't write anything so I can only guess, because I can't open them. I'm home next weekend, so I will look at them then.
I have been thinking abou our wedding a lot of times now. And I hope it will be everything I have always dreamed of.
The most important part of the wedding ceremony will be when the pastor says the most sacred words of chapter 4 verse 19 of the wedding liturgy. I am really looking forward to this part, though I know we still have a way to go to get there. The words are a wish of wellbeing from the church to the couple, but also a sacred vow to eachother. It's in Latin, so I'll translate them for you

Sacri vinculi caritae vestrae erit:
Eternam,
Aecum,
Transparent,
Expletio,
Redundantia

The sacred bond of your love will be:
Eternal,
honest,
transparent,
fulfillment,
overflowing

What do you think of these vows?
Because of the bad internet connection I don't know when I'll be able to contact you again, but it's nice to hear from you.

Emmy


supposedly sent on May 8th
Quote:
Dear Musa,

Since I have received 31 emails with pictures from you since I am on my vacation and not one with words, I think you still have the same problem with sending emails as before. Don't send more forms, I will look at them when I am at home.

I really hope you have received my last email from 2 days ago. (you can see it below here). I am really curious about what your thoughts are of these wedding vows I told you about. Since email text seems to be impossible, can you please make a picture for me, so I know you agree with the words? Nothing fancy, just a picture of you holding a sign for me that says

4:19
E.
A.
T.
E.
R.

Just the verse from the wedding liturgy and the first letters of the words. Don't write the whole words, just the first letters. Latin is a hard language and with a wrong letter you can easily send a very nasty word. Only this letters are enough for me to know you agree with them and they will put my mind at ease. I long to see your smile again.

My thoughts are with you Musa, and I'm looking forward to the moment we will speak again.

Emmy


May 11th I actually wrote him, with the above two emails pasted as if they were sent already

Quote:
Musa, I'm really worried because I hear nothing from you. I know email don't work for you sometimes. Please let me know if you are ok.
Emmy


Musa’s reply within a few hours
Quote:
I am very happy to receive your email. because over two weeks, I don't hear from you only one email that I received this days. You are back from Aruba. Once again, I am always happy with you. My best regards. From your love musa AF Saidy.


Emmy’s reply
Quote:
I'm so glad to hear from you. Over the past weeks I have sent you 3 emails. My internetconnection was bad, do I couldn't be online often. I'm not home yet, somewhere during the weekend I will arrive home. It depends on the airplanes, if they are on time or delayed.
I'll paste the emails that you did not receive below this one. Can you do me the big favour of making the picture that I asked for? I'm looking forward to seeing your face again. I will send you a new picture of me when I am home.

Never gave him a new picture, he never asked.

Musa’s reply
Quote:

I am very at the moment, it just that I always thinking of you both day and night. My mind is always on you. I wish you if I have chance to see you personally. From your only love.

A picture arrived, but he wasn’t holding a sign
This was not what I asked for…

Emmy
Quote:
This is such a beautiful picture of you. Thank you so much.
However, it is not the one I requested. I asked you to make one with you holding a sign with a summary of the most important wedding vows of my church. As I explained in my earlier email. Not even the complete words, the latin is too difficult, one letter wrong and the meaning changes completely. Hold a sign saying this:

I promise the sacred wedding vows of the holy liturgy
4:19
E.
A.
T.
E.
R.

This way I know you agree with them and I can present it to my pastor once I have looked at the forms you have sent me. I am sure he will see it as a good sign.

Love
Emmy


More pictures from the lad…. Still no sign.
Musa:
Quote:
I have send some of my photos to you. I hope you like them. my mind is always on you my love. I am happy to hear from you. My best regards musa


Emmy
Quote:
I have seen them and like them very much. Thank you. Have you received my email from a few minutes ago?
I'm still at the bar where I was today, it has a good wifi connection, but I can't stay here much longer, because I have to pack my bags at the hotel and get ready to go home.
I hope you will send me the picture with the sign before I have to go. If not, we'll speak again whem I'm at home.
Love Emmy


Then he sent me 4 pictures of himself writing a sign and of him holding it. The sign said:

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And he mailed:
Quote:
I have send them my photos on signed


Emmy’s reply
Quote:
I have seen the photo's you emailed me, and it's very sweet, but theyvare not the words requested by my church, as I told you.


Saturday morning he sent 8 pictures of him writing and holding a sign

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Emmy’s reply
Quote:
I am at the airport now, ready for boarding. I really appreciate your effort and I must say you have beautiful handwriting, but it is still not what I have requested. I can't present this to my pastor. You should hold a sign that says only this:

I promise the sacred wedding vows of the holy liturgy
4:19
E.
A.
T.
E.
R.


His reply was to send me the proposal picture again

Emmy’s reply late Saturday evening
Quote:
Ok. Your message is clear. You don't want to make the picture I requested. I guess you don't love me as much as you say. It's no use to send my pastor anything if you are not willing to cooperate in this process. I'm really sad and disappointed.
Goodbye


Musa:
Quote:
No my dear my love to you can't be expressis simply because it is a new process to me that I have never gone through yet so am please appealing to you to keep patient please


Emmy:
Quote:
It's nothing very hard that I am asking, so I don't understand the problem.


Then he got quiet so Sunday afternoon I decided to help him out a bit
Quote:
You have sent me different pictures, with signs, so you can do it. All I ask is the one with the requested words written on it. That's all I ask. I spoke with my pastor this morning, but I had no explanation to give him about why you refuse this.
I made one for you to print out. Can't make it any easier for you. If you make a picture of yourself holding this sign, I'll send you a picture of myself in Aruba.


He finally sent the requested picture. Even the sign handwritten and printed, pictures of him writing it.

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And then of course there is the new premarital form that he sent me 31!! times. I really don’t want to sort through all of them. On facebook he said they are not all the same, so he had to send one to me again. Which proved to be a problem. Now he is waiting for me to review them. Which takes a lot of time, because the workload for Emmy is enormous after she is back from vacation (this can be translated as I really don’t want to do it right now, because I have to compare my notes from the last one. This is again not good enough)

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

haha no butts, that was not required for the contest. I have some fun ideas for him. But first he has to do the forms again. He ignored a few of my comments.

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Have you thought about a pre-nup?

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