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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:52 am |
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Oops!!
I just got an email back from a lad I picked up on the surplus forum:
Dear (Baiter Name)
Our records show that you are dead
Regards
(Lad name)
Could I really have baited the same lad twice? I've only killed off this character once. What are the odds?
***False Alarm*** Got a 2nd email apologising for 1st, and continuing....
Our records show that you are the next of kin of our dead client.
Lad cockups, funny! |
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Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
Our records show that you are dead to
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Emma Stralian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 358
Location: Gone!
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:21 am |
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I have never written to a mugu from the grave but one of my characters has been resurrected several times. You just can't keep a good baiter down. |
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be care full, unless you want die look if i vex all this things way you de do you go regret it - Samuel Bekija
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Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal - Homer
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:45 pm |
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Tell him he was right first time and you are communicating with him from the other side through the medium of the internet. |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:30 pm |
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Heaven.net! |
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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:33 pm |
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How about
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| dear mugu, I understand the mistake. My wife just died, and she left a lot of money in a foreign account. I am the only living relative, but I need a trustworthy person on the other side of the world to help me collect these funds........ |
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a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
 14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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  x46 3x   2x  2x  2x  3x  9x 3x         2x    4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:40 pm |
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***False Alarm*** Got a 2nd email apologising for 1st, and continuing....
Our records show that you are the next of kin of our dead client. |
are you sure you are not baiting some local county council  ? you`d be surprised how many times legit companies etc have done this! |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:44 pm |
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Thats like when the US army sent letters to deceased soldiers encouraging them to re-enlist! I read that somewhere, sorry if the detail is not exactly correct! |
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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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