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fengibbon
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 262
Location: � Soy Aqui !
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:06 pm |
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In memory of the late Steve Irwin, and his fabulous "Australia Zoo", I just happened to acquire some land near Vienna (honest!  ) , and thought about creating "Austria Zoo" - well its only an "al" different.
Well I needed some animals for the zoo didn't I... and who better than of Delta State, Nigeria, Lord of the beasts and Master of the oceans, importer exporter extroardinare. Nothing is impossible to obtain if you are willing to pay the price.
Must remember to ask if he's related to Yoko
Well good news for AustriaZoo.........
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Dear Mr Kerr,
I have good news for you regarding the annimals you are asking of me.
My companny can obtain for you the following as soon as you make payment by Western Union for capture of said animals and secure shiping by air. There may be extra monies needed for certificates from ministries of health and farms. Really? Quelle surprise as the French would say
West African Bush Kangaroo four (4) at $3,000 each.
Arctic Penguins twenty (20) at $250 each
Pterodactyls (2) at $200 each
Great White Shrak (2) at $1000 each As much as i am against capturing live animals for excploitation , this might well be worth $2000 dollars if i could get video evidence of the attempted capture
Nepalese Wildebeest (4) at $1,000 each
Sub Saharan Manatee (2) at $1,500 each
African Tiger !!!!! (1) at $500 Bargain of the week |
Well I am a firm believer in diverse ecology and I'm sure that collection will be a fine start for any zoo!
Does anyone know how big a tank i'll need for 2 Great Whites? or any other requests for Mr . |
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Nkosi sikelel i'Afrika.
"I hope you ar happi at making me look big fool. I will com to Amerika, hunt you down like fuking hyena." -- Samuel Odabake September 06. - Good hunting Sam, you are 5,000 miles away!!!
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2788
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:14 pm |
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I'd like one of these please...
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:50 pm |
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West African Bush Kangaroo four (4) at $3,000 each.
Arctic Penguins twenty (20) at $250 each
Pterodactyls (2) at $200 each
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Is Chilly Willy aware of your efforts to imprison his bretheren?
As him how he plans to ship you your sharks. If he replies that he will send them UPS in a shark-proof box I've baited him before. |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:55 pm |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4205
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:14 pm |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:50 pm |
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Shiver would love to have a mogwai  |
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:27 am |
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Funny how the Pterodactyls, the only extinct creatures on the list, are the cheapest of the bunch. |
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crashhoot
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Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:04 am |
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fengibbon
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 262
Location: � Soy Aqui !
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:11 pm |
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The irony on the penguins is they are only found at the South Pole -- the Polar Bears have already eaten all the northern ones!!!!
I'll ask about Mogwai's |
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Nkosi sikelel i'Afrika.
"I hope you ar happi at making me look big fool. I will com to Amerika, hunt you down like fuking hyena." -- Samuel Odabake September 06. - Good hunting Sam, you are 5,000 miles away!!!
"Why you traet me like smal boi foool" -- Brother Nicolas ------ Because you are? |
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
Location: In a little world of my own.
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:14 pm |
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| Pterodactyls (2) at $200 each |
ROFLMAO  These lads can get their hands on anything |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:57 pm |
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I've got a black rabbit here that my son seems to have forgotten about. Would you like it cooked or uncooked ? |
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