Buying a Nuke - ongoing, any advice

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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:04 pm

Here is an ongoing bait, any advice where i should take it next?

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Greetings,

I am Captain Smith Scott of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace �keeping mission in Baghdad-iraq. On the 30th day of October 2006, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in iraq . After immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

in the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains suspected nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $10.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a �Reliable and "Trustworthy� person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses here in iraq. I assure and promise to give you 14% of this
fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business..

Please assure me of your keeping this top-most secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission. I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as possible to proceed. Do not reply to this email, reply me to:
XXXX for security reasons.

Sincere regards,
Captain Smith Scott

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dear mr Captain Smith Scott,

I am VERY intrested in obtaining one of the boxes that you mentioned, please get back to me ASAP.
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Dear friend.

Thanks for your swift response to my proposal letter. Please you have to always be patience about this because of my duty here. Since i received your mail, i have been making some inquiries on how the Iraqi banks operate in International Transactions. I met an Iraqi banker who informed all I need to know. He said as a foreigner, I must present to the bank my identification card before they allow me to make any international transfer because of the new Iraqi Law. I will not like them to know that I am US Marine officer. I don't want the bank to suspect me or to be questioned by the bank authority when they see a US Marine transferring such huge fund.

I met a red cross officer who works here in Iraq, who was about to travel to London (UK). I pleaded with him to help me smuggle the money out of Iraq to London. I told him the money belongs to an Iraqi friend of mine who wants to leave Iraq because of its violence, he agreed.

He left Iraq last night for London with the boxes of money with a red cross chatered cargo flight going to London and I instructed him to deposit the money with the name Charlie Manson (as I got to know through your mail) as the Beneficiary in a security company.
I told him to send me the deposit information after depositing the money in your name, which I will send to you once I receive it. I will send it to enable you contact them for the releasing of the funds to you as the owner. I think this is the best and safest way for you to receive this money than Iraq.
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Listen, I am giving you all the trust, even though we have never met before. Please, do not involve or disclose this transaction with anybody, you are the only person I can trust. I believe the transfer of the money from London (UK) to your country will never be any problem. I believe by tomorrow, I will receive the deposit information. I have to stop from here till I receive the deposit information.

Please re-confirm the receipt of this email message to make me feel relax my self.
Also provide me with:

Your full Name:
Address :
Telephone/Fax:

Thanks.

Captain Smith Scott.

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Mr Smith Scott,

Thanks for your swift reply, i represent an organisation who wishes to pay you a large sum for the contents of one of your boxes, however it is not the box with money. in your previous e-mail you said you had also found a box cotaining a nuclear device, are you still in posession of this box?
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ATTN Charlie Manson,

I still have them but I want to ask you some question:

(1) What will you be using the nuclear devices for.
(2) Which country are from.
(3) How will you transfer it since I find it very difficult to transfer the boxes with cash.

Get back to me soon because if I can be well paid I will do any thing at my reach to get the boxes to you.

Captain Smith Scott

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Mr Smith Scott,

To answer your questions:

1: My client has not disclosed what he wishes to use the device for, i would suspect it is better to not know.

2: I am from many places, i am currently living in America, my client lives in Iran, he made his money selling Oil.

3: My client has many people all over the world who are capable of transfering dangerous goods, his people are well trained and fanatically loyal.

My client will need to know exactly what is contained in the box, is it nuclear material or a full nuclear device, what is the payload?
What is your price, where are you located.
The standard method for carrying out such a deal is for my clients people to meet at a chosen mutual location, the merchandise will be inspected and payment will then be cleared and paid into 2 seperate off shore bank accounts.

Sincerley

C Manson
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My Dear

Its a petty i you are from every where but currently in the united states,and do not know what these weapons will be used for, but i better not know as you said. but i must comment that you can not joke with me, busnessin busness, But i am not going to assept the condition you are trying to give me. i give the conditions here if you want a busness done.
About the kind of nuclear device, these are complete nuclear weapons,
RANGING FROM Mk-I TO Mk-III,NUCLEAR TYPE-BOMB,WIDTH 28 AND 60.25 INCHES, LENGHT 42 AND 68 INCHES, WEIGHT
2,800 AND 3,400IB, Yields 15 - 16 Kt AND 18, 20-23, 37, 49 Kt RESPECTIVELY,Fuzing AIR BURST.
AND T-1 Atomic Demolition Munition,ABOUT 8 INCHES WIDTH AND WEIGH'S CLOSE TO 133 IB. FUZING TIME DELAY.
MORE -SO THE Mk-11 AND Mk-12 BombS ABOUT 14INCHES IN WIDHT AND 147 IN Length
AND WEIGH'S ABOUT 1,110 - 1,800IB FUZING Pyrotechnic delay
SIMILARLY THE EC-17 Bomb WIDTH61.4 ABOUT 214.9 Length
39,600 ABOUT 11 Mt (Castle Romeo shot) Airburst .

FINALLY W-37 Warhead ABOUT WIDTH30INCHES, AND Length OF ABOUT 254 TO 382.
ALL OF THIS CONTAINS plutonium and tritium.
THEY ARE IN SINGLE CASING. VERY FRAGILE AND HAS NOT BEEN MOVED FROM WHERE WE FOUND IT, THOUGH WE ARE SECURING THE PLACE EVEN TWO TO TREE HUNDRED YARDS FROM THE INLET IS HIGHLY SECURED THOUGH AM THE HIGHEST RANKING OFFICER IN THE UNIT.

ABOUT HOW MUCH I THINK YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOU PHONE NUMBER SO WE CAN TALK ON PHONE.
right now my unit is SOME WHERE ARROUND Al karkh close to unknown soldier monument some how closer to the iraq ministery of industry.
In this transaction you can't see me but we will execute the deal as an undercover deal, becouse i do not trust, you might be my fellow american trying to see my face because my name captain smith scott is just an under cover name to as to enable me tranfer my boxes with-out problem from the us militry knowing.
smitt scott
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Mr Smith Scott,

Thank you for the infomation, i have passed it to my client who will get back to me soon, you will hear from me then.
What would be your prefered method for conducting this deal?

CM
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Charlie,

as soon as your clients gets back to you i will give you details on how this deal will be transacted.

thanks till then

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Mr Smith Scott,

I have spoken to my client, he wants to know what your price is for all the merchandise. he will need it delivered to Dirka Dirka Stan, in Iran.will this be a problem?

cm

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Do you think he will accept a payment of 2 million for the nuke, through western union no doubt lol.

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:10 pm

HA HA it's interesting how the quality of his english and grammar slips very badly when he moves off script Laughing

I think 2 mill for a nuclear warhead is very reasonable but should warn you that as far as I know the maximum WU transaction is $2000 so he might have to make a few return trips to the office (do the math). There's a modality in there somewhere but I'm too hungover to think it through at the moment. Time for a Berocca.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Putting on my tinfoil hat for a moment, but given the climate today I don't think that discussing purchasing nukes in your baits is a very good idea, Lestat.

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:05 am

Our friend TSNerd is a very cautious person and I usually love to argue with him, but he's got a pretty good point here. We've all heard tales of emails being monitored for keywords by various intelligence agencies. If true (and it really doesn't seem all that far fetched) I can practically guarantee that discussing the purchase of nukes would bring yours to the top of the red flag pile. You might find yourself on a list of names you don't want to be on.......

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:50 am

lol , i dont think the FBI will be coming through my windows any time soon.
From reading my messages you would be able to tell its not a very real deal. especially when he asks to be paid by western union.
i just wanted to see how he would react.

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:26 pm

lestat wrote:

lol , i dont think the FBI will be coming through my windows any time soon.

LOL

Not it would be the CIA or Special Forces Neutral

Better start practising staring at light bulbs 'cause thats all you'll be seeing during your 'chats'

Anyway I'm sure that the chaps in charge of escorting you to your private penthouse suit at sunny Guantanamo Bay have already squandered a few hundred thousand dollars investigating this, held meetings, checked everything from your computer to your dustbin and found you to be 'relatively harmless' .

So if they havent swooped now and there's no suspicious vans parked outside your house, or strange clicking noises on the telephone, or you've woken up next to the fridge and cant remember how you got there, then I'd say you were pretty safe to proceed. Wink

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:22 am

Why not simply Bcc the Feds and other 'interested parties' in on your e-mails to the lad, explaining that you are a scambaiter, and not looking to start WWIII. Smile

That way it saves them the effort of breaking your door down in the dead of night, and you endless hours of mental torture, er sorry, interrogation.

Tommo.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 7

I think your client needs to call the scammer directly. I sense from sound clips from Team America might do the job.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:58 pm

ROFL --> Dirka Dirka Stan!

Maybe get the North Koreans in on this nuke.

"Tang, Ping pong"

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 11

Not to sound alarmist but discussing the purchase of nukes over email can become a very serious matter. By all accounts the US secret services does practice surveillance of email traffic, not just US based but abroad as well. Things like this kind of thing could very well lead to genuine danger. People have been arrested, bagged and tortured, on far far less evidence and on far lesser matters. A group of people went on a trip and took pictures of local landmarks then got arrested for being terrorists. It doesnt take much and once in the mix you cant get out and will have no legal recourse.

On the other hand, you're correspondant is playing with fire as well. If you can locate him and pass this along to the authorities, he might be looking at far more than some baiting.

Personally I would say bring this to the authorities. Just my opinion. At least... be very careful.

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:58 pm

I guess its a good job i dont live in the US Smile

if the e-mails was encrypted then they would be all over it, but as its not i doubt they have even noticed. I also made sure that the e-mails would be seen as a joke by anyone from the west, dirka dirka stan....

anyway i think the black bag squad may have got him, hes stopped talking to me. damn.

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:57 pm

lestat wrote:

I guess its a good job i dont live in the US Smile

if the e-mails was encrypted then they would be all over it, but as its not i doubt they have even noticed. I also made sure that the e-mails would be seen as a joke by anyone from the west, dirka dirka stan....

anyway i think the black bag squad may have got him, hes stopped talking to me. damn.

thats so sad. I wanted a pic of the nukes.

Are you guys serious about the Feds sending me to Guantanamo for this? I am sometimes a north korean official trying to buy yellow cake and nuclear components to produce weapons.
(once i got a picture of a literally yellow cake)

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:12 pm

If worse comes to worse, keep a copy of all correspondence in a special folder, that way if you have questions asked of you, you can present evidence which will clear you.

I would also keep a journal (electronic and paper version) of your intentions and plans. The mugu will never see it, but the feds might Smile

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:11 pm

Can you continue the bait from a computer at the public library?

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:46 pm

Uh oh,

its too late. i woke up on an island today. im now known as number 13 and theirs big baloons in the sea that chase me when i try to escape.

let that be a lesson to you!

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:28 am

lestat wrote:

Uh oh,

its too late. i woke up on an island today. im now known as number 13 and theirs big baloons in the sea that chase me when i try to escape.

let that be a lesson to you!

Say hi to number 21 for me. He's the inventor of the perpetual motion machine Smile

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:20 am

The lad's English makes my head hurt bad. Me no like. Sad

While on the island, could you get me some coconuts? I want to have a lovely bunch.

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:34 am

Yakuza wrote:

I am sometimes a north korean official trying to buy yellow cake and nuclear components to produce weapons.
(once i got a picture of a literally yellow cake)

That one literally made me laugh out loud. Laughing

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