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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:11 am

Got this one from the "lad bank"

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Dear Friend

Taking into Consideration that we have not met before
or had any previous dealings,l know that this
correspondent will come to you as a surprise although
it's with good motive.
My name is Rev Gabriel malik, an
International Missionary based in Liberia.l am now in
the Refegee Camp,In Cape Town South Africa. A few year's ago I was in
Liberia where I had
established a little congregation where I preached
regularly, but the civil war escalated and the church
was converted to a hospital of sought.On one faithfull day three
Liberian Soldiers,whom l
later learnth were special aids to the Liberian former
President (Late Samuel Doe) came to me and left two
trunk boxes containing money with me and swore to come
back for it. But you guessed it, they never did
because,they were among those who were captured and
killed by one of the Liberian Rebels then,Charles
Taylor,who later became the president,but now at the verge of facing
tribunal on war crime
. After this incident,l was left with the boxes containing about $19.2
Million Dollars(Ninteen Million Two Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars) Because of the risk of keeping the said boxes on my pocession due
to the in-security in my temporary Church/Hospital,
l decided to deposite the aid box with a security Finance Firm,which
has it's branches in many parts of Europe,Asia,America and Africa. Over
years after this urgly incident,l had
tried all l could to locate either the address of the
slain Soldiers or any members of their immediate
families,but all to no avail.
I am now writing to request for your assistance based on
your willingness to accept my wish and conditions on
which l want to use this said amount for.
Because of the natures of my profession (Missionary) l
will not be able to stand to claim this Fund for my
personal use,as it will attract questions from my
followers who knew that l am only but a preacher,that
is not supposed to be identified with such amount of
money. That is why l'm seeking for your assistnace,so
that you will stand as the owner of the Fund.
All the documents used in lodging the box/money in the
security Company are all in my pocessions.l will send
them to you as soon as you show your willingness to
take part in this objective. l will only need 30% of
the total sum, to support my Missionary works.
l want you to use part of the Money,(30%) to support
your business and family and the remaining 40% MUST be
used for charity,especially the ophans and widows
within your Country and outside Your Country.

l pray the Almighty God will give you the courage to
accomplish this in good faith. If you think that you
can be of use to this humanity services.you can reach me on
[email protected]
Yours Sincerely
Rev. Gabriel malik

So how could the good Pastor not reply...

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My Dear reverend Gabriel,

As I am a man of God myself I understand fully the position your are in. I am pastor Wyatt D. Heil of the Church of our Lady Peace of Aggravation. Our Church has a long history of charity work here in Canada and abroad. Just last year we gave over 3.6 million dollars to different orphanage around the world. Our Church is located in the beautiful region Buck Bridge Fall.I am enclosing you some pictures of last Sunday's mass. You will see that we do have a really beautiful Church. Please tell me how we can help you in your God Given task. Please send me the documentation so we can proceed with this God given Business from abroad. By your generosity many little orphans will have a chance at a better future.

So as expected i received this in return

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Dear Friend

Taking into Consideration that we have not met before
or had any previous dealings,l know that this
correspondent will come to you as a surprise although
it's with good motive.
My name is Rev Gabriel malik, an
International Missionary based in Liberia.l am now in
the Refegee Camp,In Cape Town South Africa. A few year's ago I was in
Liberia where I had
established a little congregation where I preached
regularly, but the civil war escalated and the church
was converted to a hospital of sought.On one faithfull day three
Liberian Soldiers,whom l
later learnth were special aids to the Liberian former
President (Late Samuel Doe) came to me and left two
trunk boxes containing money with me and swore to come
back for it. But you guessed it, they never did
because,they were among those who were captured and
killed by one of the Liberian Rebels then,Charles
Taylor,who later became the president,but now at the verge of facing
tribunal on war crime
. After this incident,l was left with the boxes containing about $19.2
Million Dollars(Ninteen Million Two Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars) Because of the risk of keeping the said boxes on my pocession due
to the in-security in my temporary Church/Hospital,
l decided to deposite the aid box with a security Finance Firm,which
has it's branches in many parts of Europe,Asia,America and Africa. Over
years after this urgly incident,l had
tried all l could to locate either the address of the
slain Soldiers or any members of their immediate
families,but all to no avail.
I am now writing to request for your assistance based on
your willingness to accept my wish and conditions on
which l want to use this said amount for.
Because of the natures of my profession (Missionary) l
will not be able to stand to claim this Fund for my
personal use,as it will attract questions from my
followers who knew that l am only but a preacher,that
is not supposed to be identified with such amount of
money. That is why l'm seeking for your assistnace,so
that you will stand as the owner of the Fund.
All the documents used in lodging the box/money in the
security Company are all in my pocessions.l will send
them to you as soon as you show your willingness to
take part in this objective. l will only need 30% of
the total sum, to support my Missionary works.
l want you to use part of the Money,(30%) to support
your business and family and the remaining 40% MUST be
used for charity,especially the ophans and widows
within your Country and outside Your Country.

l pray the Almighty God will give you the courage to
accomplish this in good faith. If you think that you
can be of use to this humanity services.you can reach me on
[email protected]
Yours Sincerely
Rev. Gabriel malik

Please read and tell me what you think

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My Dear Rev Gabriel,

I have read your mail with great interest and I will expect your lawyer communication soon. As for the business that God that we both do I would be interested in knowing more of your great work in Africa.
As His Holyness Pope Nass Ti 1 said in 1568: "Cum sacrorum Bibliorum Vulgat� editionis textus summis laboribus ac vigiliis restitutus, et quam accuratissime mendis expurgatus, benedicente Domino, ex nostra typographia Vaticana in lucem prodeat ; Nos, ut in posterum idem textus incorruptus, ut decet, conservetur, opportune providere volentes, auctoritate apostolica, tenore pr�sentium districtius inhibemus, ne intra decem annos a data pr�sentium numerandos, tam citra quam ultra montes, alibi quam in nostra Vaticana typographia, a quoquam imprimatur. Elapso autem pr� fato decennio, eam cautionem adhiberi pr�cipimus, ut nemo hanc sanctarum Scripturarum editionem typis mandare pr�sumat, nisi habito prius exemplari in typographia Vaticana excuso : cujus exemplaris forma, ne minima quidem particula de textu mutata, addita, vel ab eo detracta, nisi aliquid occurrat, quod typographic� incuri� manifeste ascribendum sit, inviolabiliter observetur.

Si quis vero typographus in quibuscumque regnis, civitatibus, provinciis, et locis tam nostr� et S. R. E. ditioni in temporalibus subjectis, quam non subjectis, hanc eamdem sacrarum Scripturarum editionem intra decennium pr� dictum quoquo modo, elapso autem decennio, aliter quam juxta hujusmodi exemplar, ut pr�fertur, imprimere, vendere, venales habere, aut alias edere vel evulgare : aut si quis bibliopola a se vel ab aliis quibusvis, post datam pr�sentium, hujus editionis impressos libros, seu imprimendos a pr�fato restituto et correcto textu in aliquo discrepantes, seu ab alio, quam a typographo Vaticano, intra decennium excusos, pariter vendere, venales proponere, vel evulgare pr�sumpserit, ultra amissionem omnium librorum, et alias arbitrio nostro infligendas p�nas temporales, etiam majoris excommunicationis sententiam eo ipso incurrat : a qua nisi a Romano Pontifice, pr�terquam in mortis articulo constitutus, absolvi non possit."

I for myself think he was right. But we at the Church had a raging debate last night about it. I told my colleague that I would ask for your opinion for you are one who lives with those problems on a daily basis. I await your answer promptly for the debate over this might have a influence over our business at hand. And please do include some picture of your Mission and of the people you work with.

May the Light of God Shine Upon you.

At this point i 'm starting to cry caus his addy got killed.
But it's ok I' use it on the next mugu Twisted Evil

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