Five pictures. One tie.

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I am Mr Tom T*tty currently involved in a deal worth some millions (I've forgotten in all the excitement). Chr*stian Ch*ka is head of Applegate Security who hold my consignment box in Amsterdam. Maria T*tty is my lovely wife.

Chris is as about as much use as a space hopper with no ears.

This is more or less the whole story so far. The rest of the emails are the usual modalities.

Photos not really suitable for work.

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Hi Christian
I've cancelled the Moneygram transaction. However there is a snag. My bloody wife has found out about the deal and needs to be persuaded that it is legitimate. I've asked her what she wants and I think that if you send a recent photo of youself holding up a sign with my initials on it and a code she will be satisfied.
My full name is Tom Ian Titty so the sign should read HOLY TIT W*NK . If you do this she will let me resend the money. Really sorry about this but its the only thing standing in our way. Please try your hardest to get her the photo. In fact if you send it to her she will be satisfied.
You know what women are like
Tom

Chris sends the photo with the usual bleating about paying the fee etc etc. I ignore him. He rings me loads.

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This is Maria T*tty. A concerned wife.

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Dear Mr Christian
Thank you so much for your photo. Tom is away on business today but is back on Wednesday. Its an important deal worth �40,000 so he has probably disconnected his phone for a few days.
I can see from your photo that you are a hardworking god fearing young man and now I trust you so I will let Tom send the money.
However I asked my sister, Susan F*shmitten, and she said, as one final thing, if you could send another photo with a sign saying "I LOVE F*SHMITTEN" with one hand placed over your mouth, then that would be 100% proof of your willingness in this transaction.
Tom has left the cash with me with instructions to go to Western Union tomorrow. If you can do this the money will be there tomorrow.
Maria

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Hi Mr Christian
Thank you for your photo. I have attached one of myself for you. Tom is still away on business but is very close to doing the deal. Both me and my sister are convinced that you are genuine but my mum, Topoke, is so impressed and thinks that you are very handsome. She has asked if she can have a photo of you with her name on it. I'm really sorry but I think she wants to show it to her friends so she can pretend you are her boyfriend.
Her name is Top*ke Agoat. If you can hold up a sign saying I LOVE TOP*KE AGOAT that would be fantastic.
Tom is back tomorrow evening. Thursday.
Lots of love
Maria

http://www.i26.photobucket.com/albums/c115/normasardon/christian3.jpg

Ineda (maria's best mate) gets involved

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Hi Christian
This has got not nothing to do with the deal with Tom or Maria. I just really like your photo and have seen the ones you have sent to Maria and Topoke. I think you are really really handsome.
Please please send me a photo of you holding up a sign (like the others - I am so jealous) with just my name on it
INEDA GOODB*MMING.
Topoke and Maria were out last showing all the girls your photo on their phones. They were all amazed. You are so good looking.
Please do this for me!
Ineda

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Dear Ineda,
I do appreciate your mail but let me tell you my official work do not permit me to do this ok,but i will see what i can do for now. But i will need your picture and your phone number or you give me a call before we can move further.234-803-695-****. Please help me to talk to Maria to send the money today.
Mr Christian Chika.

WHAT??? I'm not having this

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Dear Christ
Are you going to send this picture to Ineda Goodb*mming or what?. Its only a picture for a stupid woman. Its the only thing holding up the deal. Maria thinks you are being very ungrateful and I tend to agree.

To be honest I have been contacted by Prof Charles Soludo who has offered me a very very lucrative deal and I am inclined to concentrate on that rather than your consignment.
Tom

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Dear Mr Tom,
I do received your mail this morning. As you know am just a security company who will deliver your consignment because your brother M*rie Titty (MAY HIS GENTLE SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE) is a good customer and honest man that's wh am doing all this to make sure i clerify your mind,while if you insist i will send you the picture but have it in mind that as soon as you receive this picture make sure you send the money so that i will instruct the diplomatic officer who is in charge to deliver your consignment,in elivery you will pay in the remaning balance.
I will send you the picture as soon as possible.But why you refuse to call me?234-803-695-xxxx. Am the one calling you all the time.
Best regards,
Christian Chika.
NB: Let me tell you,this picture will be the last picture i will send till the business is over,as you know you are the person who is delaying this delivery.But i strongly believe that everything will be over this week

Oh Yeah? We'll see

http://www.i26.photobucket.com/albums/c115/normasardon/christian4.jpg

Enter Amos. Amos is a new scammer who contacted Tom with a better deal.

Dunno what this means I lifted it from here but Christian goes for it.

Amos to Chris

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I don dey speak with your maga and im day think say you dey play wayo. I go just take am go my side unless say you want make we share the money. I don sabi everything for this maga, I even collect im password to im email [email protected]. I don sabi all of im people and know say this maga and im friend get plenty money.

My guy, make you reply tell me waetin you want do.

Christian to Amos

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My guy,
I see say you too hold the maga,but can you call me on my cell phone 4xxxxx9.so that wecan talkabout this deal ok,or call me onmy cell phone 08xxxxxxxx8. I will wait for yourcall.
Teddy

Amos to Tom

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DEAR MR TOM
I TOLD YOU THIS MUGU WAS A SCAMMER. HIS NAME IS TEDDY. CANCEL YOUR MONEYGRAM PAYMENT. DO NOT DEAL WITH HIM AGAIN.
MY DEAL CAN MAKE YOU $20 MILLION.
THANK YOU FOR THE $500. THE BARRISTER CAN NOW START TO WORK. SAY HELLO TO MARIA.
AMOS

Tom to Christian (with forwarded email)

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Christian / Teddy
Please try and explain this. This is proof that you are a scammer.
I have cancelled the moneygram payment.
The only way that you can now redeem yourself and get me to believe in you is to send me ANOTHER picture holding a big sign saying "I HAVE CACKED MYSELF".
Basically this means you have been caught telling lies but have admitted it and I will then be willing to continue with the transaction.
Christian I am not fucking messing about anymore. You have been exposed as a scummer and I am not happy.
I have wasted a lot of time and money on this deal. I have the money here, it is ready and waiting to be sent but I will not stand for any more fucking about.
Send the picture, I will then trust you, I will send the money, you can then release the consignment.
I have paid Mr Wattara $500 and expect to make $20 million on that deal.
DO NOT FUCK ME ABOUT ANYMORE.
Tom

Chris is flapping

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Dear Mr Tom,

As barrister he called himself he use capital letter to write you which is not suppose to be so. THis is mail he sent to me.

Christian Chika.

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Dear Mr Tom,
Barrister Koffi Nelson told me that he will contact you and on how you will send the money through his personal assistance and he told me he will bring it to my office as soon as you resend it tomorrow. Am not myself because i hate people to call me names,lier which everybody knows me as honest man and responsible man.
I have send you my picture again fo you to know am real ok i strongly believe that this will convince you more.About the mail i sent to the idiot (BLOODY SCAMMER) barrister K*ffi Nelson instructed me to pretend as Teddy so that we can cash the idiot and he use it and forward to you so that ou can believe him. I advise you to listen to barrister Koffi Nelson instruction so that your consignment can move out from our ware house tomorrow night. So i give you go ahead to resend the money through barrister Koffi nelson personal assistance and i will get it tomorrow morning.
Beinformed that i will send you the airway bill and a copy of the receipt ok. Open the attached document and get back to me immediately.
Thanks for your co-operation and congratulation Sir.
Best regards,
Mr Chr*istian Chika.

http://www.i26.photobucket.com/albums/c115/normasardon/christian5.jpg

10 missed calls on my mobile tonight. He's sweating like a donkey on a treadmill.

Forms next methinks. Big bastard long ones.

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:26 pm

Niiicccceee!

Slap him for his lack of fashion sense... That tie is hideous!

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:48 am

At least him only owning one tie means he has probably not been successful at scamming anybody yet Smile

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:42 pm

When are you going to tell him that the tie greatly offends you and that he needs to get a new one?

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:40 pm

Now this is strange. I am being asked to contact what must be his brother or cousin Nel$on K0ffi the barrister.

My Mugu claims he has a box of "Family Treasures" that is in fact full of money.

I have been sent the two obviously fake certificates and now its time to greet the breif

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:13 pm

Just luuurrrved the piccies! Laughing

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:10 am

Thats pretty good. I wonder if he owns that suit?

If I didn't know he was a scammer, I'd think he were legit. Crying or Very sad