samuraisam
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Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 1
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:44 pm |
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I've cut down his original spam and some of his initial replies because there is no interesting info in them...
His original email (trimmed down)
My name is Ketu Patrick Collette from Sierra-Leone, the only Son of Mr. Benoit Collette Former Personal Assistance to the present Minister for Mines and Natural Resources in-charge of the diamond production sales in my country Sierra-Leone.
Unfortunately some months ago before the peace pact in my country, my father and his colleagues were killed by rebel group of Mr. Foday Sankoh during an inspection visit to the rich diamond mining area in the village of Izumba, were the rebels laid an ambush and open fire on the convoy killing my father and some of his colleagues who were on their way to the diamond mining zone.
*yawn*
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I count on you greatly for your assistance.Please,if where i contacted you is not okay with you,do not hestiate to tell me and provide another address where i will be contacting you.A good percentage awaits you for your assistance.
Expecting to hear from you soon.
Yours Faithfully,
Ketu Patrick Collette.
My response goes as follows�
Hello Mr. Ketchup Patrick Collette.
I am very interested in your proposition.
But firstly I would like to know who the mysterious "profile" you speak of is, is he a secret ninja who fights evil by day and surfs sleazy Romanian porn sites that gobble down his credit card number whereupon he found my name and recommended it to you after i stole several hundred million dollars off him.
Are you a corrupt official or some such? I hope I can help you launder money so you can fund your army to provide 4 year olds with guns because you�re oh-so-high.
Yours sincerely,
Sam *DELETED*
To which he responded
Dear Sam,
Thanks for your mail. We will love to invest our money in your country.It is where our late father advice us to invest this said fund before he was assinated.We are very happy, as we believed that GOD have sent you to help us..
*yawn* once more
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My sister is having high blood preasure after the death of my late father ,and secondly the refuge camp where we are staying at the moment is very far away from the cyber cafe internet ,where we send mails to you.
Contact the Commercial Bank of Senegal (CBS) for more details, regarding the transaction .My sister send her regards to you and your family.
Yours Truly Son,
Mr Ketu Patrick Collette.
To which I responded:
I feel guilty telling you this now Collgette (the best a man caaaaaaaaaan get), that person who shot your father, �twas me. He was a corrupt *DELETED*, so i didn't lose much sleep over it.
To which he responded (I shit you not, I�m going to provide a direct screenshot incase you don�t believe me)...
Which I responded with:
???
WHY THIS WHY????
WHAT IS MEANING OF THIS?
WHY?
WHY RUDE AND VULGAR RESPOND???
GOT MILK????
GOT WHY????
PLEASE ELABORATE????
to which he responded...
To which I responded�
Are you still willing to do business with me even after i killed your father?
To which he responded...
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