Lad TYPES OUT first 4 sections of my DHS form!

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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:18 pm

my mugu wrote:

SECTION 1:YOUR INFORMATION.
(1)last name�� xxxx
(2)Fest name��.. xxxx
(3)Date of birth ��. 16th august 1982
(4)Place of birth ��.. Omuma in orlu local government aria imo state Nigeria
(5)Address ��.. A-4 3RD floor mata waligal dhirpure nirinkari colony Kingsway camp New Delhi India-110009
(6)How long have you lived at that address?.......... 5months.
(7)Nationality ��.. Nigerian.
(8)Eye color ��.. Brown
(9)Hair color ��. Black
(10)Dooes the capet match the drapes?........... No
(11)Driver licence or passport number��. (passport No :A3071050.
(12)Religion ��. Christian
(13)Profession ��. Aplicant
(14)Work address �� I have non
(15)Email address �� [email protected], [email protected] gives up another of his email addresses
(16)Phone No��. +919xxxxxxx
(17)Work phone no �� I have non.
(18)What is your favorite word ��.. All is well.
(19)Assuming one is as the other except in the case of terrorist which is worse communism or terrorism��.. terrorism.
(20)If you have to choose one,Which one would you rather be�� Communist
(21)In a fight between a communist and a terrorist who do you think would win�� Terroist.
(22) Who would you like to win��..Communist.
(23)Pliase list any communist or terrorist you know��...Osama Biladin��.,Saddam Hussein
(24) Are you a communist? ��.No
(25)Are you a terrorist?.........No
(26)If you answer know on 1.24 or 1.25 please explanin how you know you are not a communist or a terrorist.please give a complete answer��..Am not a terrorist or a communist because am a child of God and I have never associate my self on such organization and never belong in eny group of communist or terrorist.
(27)Who is your favorite U.S president��President George Bush.
(28)Draw the flag of your country��Green White Green.

SECTION 2:Your domestic partner`s information.
(1)What is your domestic partner`s name?��..Ixxxx Wxxxx.
(2)What is your domestic parner`s address?��Church of xxxxxxx [address still used for baiting-removed]
(3)Did he promise to call afterward?................No
(4)What is your domestic partner`s Email [email protected]
(4)Explain the nature of your relation ship with your domestic partner.provide detail��.He is a God sent to me and It seems preety simple to me.

SECTION 3:Criminal background screen.
(1)The last crime you committed was:��I have not commited any crime.
(2)You have not commited a crime in ��.23years.
(3)Have you ever been convicted of a crime ?.........No.
(4)Have you ever commited fraud?...........No.
(5)Have you ever been involved in a 419 or similar scan?...........No
(6)I obey the law��..always.
(7)It is O.K to breack the law if nobody is watching��..Never.
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I would take advantage of some one`s ignorance and steal from them��Never.
(9)If every one brack the law I would do it too��..Never.
(10)If everyone jumped off a bridge I would do it too��.Never
(11)After sexual intercourse with an animal I am satisfied��Never.
(12)I fell terrible after beathing my wife/children��.Never
(13)Have you ever had contact with a terrorist organization?..............No
(14)Have you ever been under investigation for suspect terrorist activities��No
(15)Do you plane to make contact with a terrorist organization at a late date?If yes which one,If not, why not��I don�t have any thing to do with the terrorist because am a child of God and that does not contribute to the growth of the nation.
(16)Do you think that terrorist is a legitimate form of political expression?Explane��..terrorist is not a legitimate of political expression because that does not express a better way of political resolution only bring confact between nation and ditruction.
(17)Do you pratice homosexuality?............No
(18)Would you be better at it if you pratice more?...............No
(19)Can a man have sex with another man and not be a homosexual?............No
(20)Whould you participate in terrorism for money?.................No
(21)Do you consider terrorists heroes or freedom fighters��No

SECTION 4:Ethics
(1)What is the difference between a liberan and a communist?.................The difference is that there not living the same life.
(2)Is money important to you?................Yes.
(3)Could you ever be happy without money ?..........Yes
(4)Does money impress your friends?................No
(5)Do you need money to impress woman or men?.................No
(6)Would you be happier with more money or more love?...........love
(7)Would you steal for your family?...........No
(8)IS it O.K to steal something if you really need it?................No
(9)Do you ever lie?................Yes
(10)Would you imagine a world without mney?Explane:��World without money is not complete because we need money to live a good life and feel happy between oneanother.
(11)Please rate the follwing items on their level of importance to you
Family��Verry important. Life��.Very important. Health��.Very important.Money��..Very important.Honesty��.Very important. Religion��.Very important. Sports��.very important.Education��Very important.Sex��No interest.Friend��.important. Business��..very important. Law ��Very important. Honor��.Very important.Alcohol��.NOintrest,. Terrorism��No intrest Crime��.no intrest , Computer��.Vert intrest Violence��..No intrest God��..Very important, The elderly��..Very important , Music��.important, Lingeria ��Important, Freedom��..Very important, Oran Intercourse��.not important, Water��..Very Important, Bird��.Somewhat important, Sincerity��.Very important, Bombpaddle��..somewhat Important, cromulence��Not important, Properity��.Very important, Christmas��..Very important, Pornography��Not important, geography��Very important.

too bad DHS won't accept it like this...looks like an awful lot of work.

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:50 am

Must have taken him AGES!

Good. Cool

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:20 am

@Blarg:
THAT is really nice... you need to send back to him that it has to be handwritten... and when he sends that back, tell him "No you idiot!I mean handwritten in the blanks on the form!"

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:10 am

Hamm....great minds think alike. Smile

already done. He also feels terrible for having wasted my time in dealing with this obviously stupid mistake he made.

He just has to come up with 350 rupees to get the thing scanned (that's like $8.50 accorting to an online currenty converter, so I believe that. 21 pages may cost about $8 to scan...sound a bit steep, but its not like he's claiming he needs $1000 to get it done. Fortunately, he has already learned that asking me for money is NOT a good idea...he just wants me to feel bad.

oh the other hand...it didn't take ME ages to write that form...I did it in about 2 hours.

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:28 am

Don't forget to slap him if he doesn't actually draw the flag. After all , DHS must have that request there for a reason. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:33 am

well I plan to slap him either way.

first of all, he's describing a Nigerian flag...and he's in India...so that won't go

of course if he DOES draw an Indian flag...that won't work either because he's Nigerian. The lad just can't win.

oh well.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:05 pm

I wouldn't go too harsh on him, you did read all of the answers didn't you. He knows some powerful people.

Quote:

(23)Pliase list any communist or terrorist you know��...Osama Biladin��.,Saddam Hussein

They are not people to get on the wrong side of Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:22 pm

TurkeyTrotter wrote:

I wouldn't go too harsh on him, you did read all of the answers didn't you. He knows some powerful people.

Quote:

(23)Pliase list any communist or terrorist you know��...Osama Biladin��.,Saddam Hussein

They are not people to get on the wrong side of Laughing

hmmm...maybe I can get him to take of of these forms to UBL...

he DID finally send me the entire form scanned...good stuff!

too bad DHS not only rejected the form, but decided he was a terrorist, and put him on the no-fly list so it looks like he won't be coming to the U.S. like he thought Sad

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