Ugo Harry is a Mugu!

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 30

This is, by far, the bait which I have slapped the most. I do it nearly every time....

Me

Mr Ugo Harry

Firstly, the world's simplest, but most effictive ASEM...

Yeah buddy, I reckon I can get to a Western Union

Can you tell me how much and where to?

Gunny.

Dear Gunny please do first of all make the payment of $1500 so we can conclude this transaction immidiately

Harry

payment info via western union

1.NAME OF RECEIVER:PATRICK T OSONDU
ADDRESS:VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
LAGOS-NIGERIA

Here is the information i will need from you;
1.Money transfer control number (MTCN)
2.Senders full name and address
3.Exact amount sent after western union charges
4.Test question and answer

No niceties around this mugu, he cuts to the chase!

Dear Harry, I have just come back from the Western Union. I sent the $1500

1.MCTN 23412-3242-1232
2. Eric Von Trap 1600 Pensilvaniya Avenue, Washington DC USA
3. Amount Sent: 110, 874.75 Algeria Dinars
4.Test Question: Who are the best fighers? USMC.

I hope that you recive the money soon. I have never sent money before by WU. Are you sure that this is legal? the dude at the counter looked pretty dogy.

Algeria Diners being the world's hardest currency, of course...

Hello

I am still waiting for you reply

please do respond asap

\ Harry

Yawn.

ear Eric

I tried tracking the payment online through western union,but there was no funds send with that name and your MTCN number did not match,please do verify your transfer very well before getting to me,

I will love to get this informations from you requested by the bank for the release of your fund

1.Full name
2.Direct phone/Fax Number
3.Driving liensence/Passport
4.Marital Status/Occupation/Age

As soon as i hear from you,it will enhance your fund releases

Harry

Clever mugu, damm online tracking!!!

ow I am convinvced you are incomptent. I told the Western Union People, as you instructed me, to NOT list the money for online tracking, so the government couldn't sieze the money. I personally guarantee that you will be able to retrive the money from a WU outlet in Largos.

I have even included a scan of the 'To Send Money Form'.

If you are not serious in this deal, I am sure I can find another partner.

Also, ensure that you adress me as 'Colonel' to ensure my continued envolvenment in this deal.

Colonel Hakka

DLL attached

Dear Friend

I dont really know what you are talking about,i have tracked the money online it is no where to be found on the western union site, and now you are telling me that you have send the money,i dont really get that,kindly go back to the western union and get me the complete informations that you used in sending me the money,also send me these information,that i requested from you.

1.Full name|Contact mailing addresss
2.Direct Phone,Fax Number
3.Age marital Status Occuaption
4.Driving liencence or passport

If i do not get this info i will know you are not serious on this deal

I know say u dey work me but i no be maga ok

Harry

Slap Time!

I told you to address me as Colonel, you insubordinate brute! If you where in the USMC, I'd have you licking the brig's head clean from now until Christmas!

As I have explained to you, I selected the 'Do Not List For Online Tracking' Option on my 'To Send Money' form, which I attached in the last email. For the love of God man, how can I make it more simple! Go to the Western Union office, fill in the forms, claim the money! God...

However, if you do not wish to send the money via western Union, then I can arrange an alternate method of delviering the money.

1. Colonel Eric Hakka, USMC| Office 78, Naval Annex Virgina
2. 890-232-2323 (Be aware, this is a TEXTPHONE, and you can only talk to me if you also have a TEXTPHONE
3. 35|Single|Marine
4. Attached

As I have stated before, I require you to be serious in this deal.

Another DLL attached.

I dont think you know eho you are palying with?

Wohohohoho! Mugu is threating me!

Shall I assume you are not interested in the deal? I will then cancel the WU payments and we can forget about this.

Will he reply? I think not, but all that slapping made me happy!

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:04 am

call that a slap?! Laughing

You were practically rubbing his bottom there. Go for the throat next time, it'll take more than that to prise a lads mits from potential loot.

Just kidding mate - bait's going well by the look of things.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 30

He hasn't replied yet. I wait a week or so and then send him an apolgy-so I can get back to the fun of slapping!