A minor bit of silliness with Abed Ubochi

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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:40 pm

Kind of silly and only slightly time-wasting, but I enjoy being stubborn with a lad, occasionally.

Trina, my baiting character, didn�t even bother reading the format, but just sent off a generic reply.

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That sounds fascinating. Tell me more.
--

Trina Perkins

Abed Ubochi replies with the subject �Thanks and may God be with us all�

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Dear Trina,
Thanks for your kind email which I received with
thanks and respect to you with all my heart, please
before we proceed, I want to let you know that this
transaction needs seriousness and understanding.

I received your email as words of questions to receive
the details of this transaction before we proceed,
please I have to be sincere to you that I did not come
to you as to have your time delay or waste my time, I
am serious and I need your seriousness as well.

I have all the proof documents that will give you more
verification and understanding of this transaction,
before we proceed, I will like to have your telephone
and fax numbers, which will enable me to fax some of
the proof documents to you, as well speak with you on
phone as to hear the voice of my partner because this
transaction is not something we have to play with or
follow it as something that is not benefitable.
You are free to ask me questions and make sure you
co-operate with me.
I expect to hear from you with more details about you.
I wait
Thanks
Abed.

I have a Tiny Tim lad! I decide for some unaccountable reason to be stubborn about getting a fax, or at least an attachment out of Abed.

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I would like to see some of your proof first. You can fax them to my
unified messaging service, at xxx-xxx-xxxx. Once I receive those, I
will be giving you my phone number.

Trina

Somehow, I think he doubts my �seriousness�. All hung up on seriousness, Abed is.

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Dear Trina,

Thanks for your kind email, please your words of email
is not giving me any confidence that you are serious
with this transaction, I have all the proof documents
and the documents are very important to me, because
these are the keys of this transaction, I can't move
the documents just like that, that means you can use
it to work on me.

I have to see your seriousness and proof to me that
you will never fail me at the end, we are not playing
or trying to be unserious, this is a very huge amount
of money we are talking about and it is still with the
security company, but before we proced, you have to
know that, I need to know if you can travell down to
Abidjan here as to help me sign off some of the
important documents from the security company office,
or they will give you more details.
You have to get back to me as well receive the picture
of the box we are talking about and know that at the
end you have nothing to loss.
I expect to hear from you.
See the attachments
Thanks
Abed

I get a totally laughable, laughable I tell you, picture of some dude�s hand stuffed in a box of cash. Yeah, that convinces me. I recognize people by their watches all the time�and I would know that box of cash anywhere!

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On 6/3/05, abed ubochi <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Dear Trina,
>
> Thanks for your kind email, please your words of email
> is not giving me any confidence that you are serious
> with this transaction, I have all the proof documents
> and the documents are very important to me, because
> these are the keys of this transaction, I can't move
> the documents just like that, that means you can use
> it to work on me.

Excuse me? I quote, from your first email to me.

"I have all the proof documents that will give you more
verification and understanding of this transaction,
before we proceed, I will like to have your telephone
and fax numbers, which will enable me to fax some of
the proof documents to you"

Were you or were you not, just there, in that email you wrote,
OFFERING to fax me the documents as proof? You offered proof. I took
you up on it. If you're now waffling on sending me the proof, I think
YOU'RE the one that isn't serious.

>
> I have to see your seriousness and proof to me that
> you will never fail me at the end, we are not playing
> or trying to be unserious, this is a very huge amount
> of money we are talking about and it is still with the
> security company, but before we proced, you have to
> know that, I need to know if you can travell down to
> Abidjan here as to help me sign off some of the
> important documents from the security company office,
> or they will give you more details.

I'll do whatever it takes if you fax me satisfactory proof. Until
then, you're just some guy with a story.

> You have to get back to me as well receive the picture
> of the box we are talking about and know that at the
> end you have nothing to loss.
> I expect to hear from you.
> See the attachments
> Thanks
> Abed

If you think that picture "proves" your story, you have another think
coming.It's a picture of some money, somewhere, with a guy's hand in
it. Unless I can somehow magically confirm that's your hand, it's
proof of nothing but the fact that you have a picture. Fax me the
proof or go back to sucking goats. I don't think you HAVE any
documents or proof. Or enough money to AFFORD to fax me. If you did,
and were serious about this, you would have already done what you
offered in the first email. Go away, little boy and stop playing games
if you can't fax me the documents.

I�m hoping for some indignation, some fight, something. Alas, Abed hasn�t much spunk.

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Dear Trina Perkins,

Thanks for your kind email, but I have to be sincere
to you with all my heart as well to let you know that
it is not good for the kind of your email voice.

Your email sounds to me that you are not serious
concerning this transaction.
I have tried the fax line you gave to me as many as I
can, it is not through, I need serious confirmation
from you before I can believe that you are really
interested in this transaction, I need to speak with
you on phone, or you contact me so that we can
finalize as soon as possible.

I expect to hear from you as to know if you can give
me your correct number to reach you on phone.
I wait for your urgent email
Thanks
Yours

Poor fellow obviously can�t follow the K7 instructions for sending a fax.

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On 6/6/05, abed ubochi <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dear Trina Perkins,
>
> Thanks for your kind email, but I have to be sincere
> to you with all my heart as well to let you know that
> it is not good for the kind of your email voice.
>
> Your email sounds to me that you are not serious
> concerning this transaction.

I think you're not serious. You haven't proven a damned thing but that
you can hit send on an email and put an attachment to it.

> I have tried the fax line you gave to me as many as I
> can, it is not through, I need serious confirmation
> from you before I can believe that you are really
> interested in this transaction, I need to speak with
> you on phone, or you contact me so that we can
> finalize as soon as possible.
>

If you can't figure out how to fax something, that's not my concern.
Tell you what. If you can scan them in and manage to attach them
properly, I'll consider that good as a fax. I still think you're lying
about even having any documents. Any fool can fax, but you seem to be
having "trouble". I still bet it's because you don't HAVE any
documents to fax.Or the money to be able to afford a fax.

> I expect to hear from you as to know if you can give
> me your correct number to reach you on phone.
> I wait for your urgent email
> Thanks
> Yours

I've already made myself plain, unless you have a brain cramp. I see
the documents, I confirm they look legitimate, THEN you get my phone
number. Otherwise, you are a stupid little boy who is wasting my time.
You can send the documents as attachments. If you can't do that, stop
wasting my time.

--

Trina Perkins

I play further hard to get, but lower my standards slightly. But obviously Abed is not the hardest working lad in Lagos.

With a subject of �Plesae i beg you Thanks�

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Dear Trina ,

Thanks for your email.
I am happy to hear from you again, after long time
now, Please I don't think you will understand or know
me more than if only we hear the voice of ourselves.

I beg you, please send your phone number to me, so
that I can call you for more details.
I wait for your email
Thanks
+225 0750 0630
Abed

This unmanly whining makes me not want to give him my phone number. Besides, if he wants it that badly, I�m sure not going to give it to him. Because he�s a lad, and lads deserve no obedience.

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Do you have cotton wool stuffed between your ears or something? I told you, I see the documents, or you do NOT get my phone number. Send them, or stop wasting my time. Your choice. I've made myself perfectly clear. You can yammer about voices all you want, but until I see some proof, I'm not bothering with you. Put up or shut up.

Trina

Abed, being the weenie he is, decides to shut up. Sort of.

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Thanks Gob ok

No gumption even when I pull out my favorite insult.

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See, I knew it. You're a fucking useless, poor, pathetic little boy.

Not much, not all that inspiring, unless you worry that some of your baits don�t seem to last that long or aren�t that entertaining, I suppose. We all have these not-terribly-exciting-baits too, newbies�

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:54 pm

Regards to the picture: During a recent Myriam Abacha bait I recently got a couple of .wav files showing the same hand shuffling through the same $100 bills. Must be part of the Scammer Starter Kit.

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