My first Bait - Dr Todome!

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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:03 pm

So, a friend gets this message off Some Mugu ass trying it, and passes it to me. Email removed for now as im Baiting this ass!

Quote:

FROM THE OFFICE OF
UBEKE TODOME

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

REQUEST ASSISTANCE/PARTNERSHIP IN A TRANSFER.

I AM A MEMBER OF A CONTRACT AWARD AND REVIEW COMMITTEE. A CONTRACT ALREADY
EXECUTED BY A FOREIGN FIRM IN AFRICA IN 2002 WAS OVER-INVOICED BY US TO THE
SUM OF US$39.5M (THIRTY-NINE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS ONLY).

IN THE LIGHT OF THE ABOVE, I ASKED YOU FOR ASSISTANCE IN THE TRANSFER OF THE
EXCESS FLOATING IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT INTO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT YOU MAY WISH TO
PROVIDE, FOR IT WAS A CATEGORY "A" CONTRACT, (STRICTLY RESERVED FOR A
FOREIGN CONTRACTORS) THIS INFORM MY REQUEST, AND ALSO THAT I AM FORBIDDEN BY
MY GOVERNMENT TO RUN ANY FOREGN ACCOUNT.

AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER, 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM WILL GO TO YOU FOR YOUR
ASSISTANCE. 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM TO COMPENSATE FOR ANY
EXPENSES
INCURED BY BOTH PARTIES.

MORE DETAILS WILL BE GIVEN IN THE COURSE OF CORRESPONDENCE.

YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IS HIGLY REQUIRED SINCE I AM STILL IN ACTIVE SERVICEING.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CORPORATION.

REGARDS,

DR. UBEKE TODOME

PLS MAKE SURE YOU REPLY ME THROUGH MYE-MAIL ADDRESS FOR
SECURITY REASONS

In steps Me, As Ram Meyarde

Quote:

To Dr Todome,
My name is Mr Ram Meyarde. i have a large company over here and am interested in assisting you. what do you require from me to proceed with this order?

Yours,

Mr Ram Meyarde
MD
Big Toys For Big Boys Ltd

Hook, line and sinker, Mugu replies Back in less than Two hours!

Quote:

FROM THE OFFICE OF
UBEKE TODOME

DEAR MR MEYARDE
IT IS PLEASING TO KNOW YOU KIND ASSESTENCE OF HELP FOR YUOR FELLOW MAN PLEASE SEND YOUR IDENTIFICATION DETAILS AND A PRIVATE CONTECT NUMBER FOR ME TO SPEASK TO YOU MAN TO MAN .

AWAITING YOUR DETAILS EAGERLEY WITH JOY

DR UBEKE TODOME

I bet. I send him this email the next day:

Quote:

Dr Todome
I am willing to help you but capital letters give me poor eyes. i need you to write in lowercase as i do.

Regards,

Mr Ram Meyarde
MD
Big Toys For Big Boys Ltd

Quote:

FROM THE OFFICE OF
UBEKE TODOME

my friend Meyard
my sorries for the capital letters but i must stress the urgencey in thos oppurtunitey please send me your number i am wanting to hear your voice

regards
dr ubeke todome

Time to Slap my lad a bit! Very Happy

Quote:

To Dr Todome,
What did i say about capital letters??!! you had capital letters at the top of the page!!!!

Mr Ram Meyarde

And the typical you must hurry reply! Very Happy

Quote:

dear mr meyarde
please you must provide me with your private numbuer as soon as is godly possible i need your passpourt details also
regrads
ubeke

And todays slap sent Laughing

Quote:

To Dr Todome,
Do not rush me, i am a busy man and i am due to fly away on a buisness trip to singapore soon.Have patience as my scanner has broke.Also for security reasons please use the subject "Id like to be taken meyarde!" . Please try also to use grammer, as these long sentences are leaving me breathless!

Yours,
Ram

We will see what tomorrow will bring! Laughing

*** BANNED *** Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 59

yeah. your style is looking pretty good from here, i like the approaches. soon, dont forget to start slapping them, it will prove to privide some pretty big baiting trophies. good luck with this one, ill be watching it for sure, nick.

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:27 pm

Wahey! Today, i got this response!

Quote:

dear mr meyarde
passwordid like to be taken meyard
i am hearfully sorry but my lawyer is really perssing me to continue this deal please email him as he wants to contact you yuo must also furnish him with your identity documentation for securety purposes.my lawyer will be in touch soon let us pray for the help god will give we
ubeke

So, i hit this one back. With another Slap! Laughing

Quote:

Ubeke,
Do not put pressure me! What have i told you! I want photographic evidence of you before i even contemplate sending you mine! Tell your lawyer i am not paying him unless he is a her.

Mr Ram Meyarde

Lets see how bad he takes that Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:01 pm

Heres all of todays mails....i think i have lost this lad Very Happy

Quote:

dear meyarde
passwordid like to be taken meyarde
please you need to speak to my lawyer as we need to arrange a small amount of curruncy to be taken from you as the bank that have hold of the over-ivoicing funds the account.we will require $4000 us dollars to be sent to the bank via western union money transfer this must be recieved befora funds can be releadse to account of your good willing
ubeke

WHATS THIS??!!! HE WANTS MONEY OFF ME? OH MY GOD! Very Happy

...WELL, IF HE WANTS MONEY, I WANT MORE! Shocked

Quote:

Ubeke,
I am willing to send you money, however i now want 40% of the stash for all my trouble. Also, i want photographic proof from you before any payment can be made, as i want to see the person who i am dealing with in this 100% risky free transaction. As i have said before, please use distinguishing grammar as your sentences leave me as out of breath as a $2 hoe who's been working all night. I have a lung condition and i can barely breath with no full stops. Ya get me, lad?

Mr Ram Meyarde

See the reference in there? Lad Very Happy

I wonder what his comment is on the new and revised offer? Very Happy

Quote:

dear meyarde
i cannot give you 40% of what i do not have please send your funds immidiatley.i can nort get a photograph as our camera broke in a terrible accident last week please meyarde i pray that we can get this fund released to you but we need quick payment to stop this money being lsot
ubeke

He didn't use the password! Theres gonna be trouble! Very Happy

If your sensitive to poor language, look away now Razz

Quote:

Ubeke,
What the fuck have i told you about using the password at all times! So what, is this money not real? I put it to you it does not exist if you cannot show me your own I.D, yet you ask for mine? Remember dickhead, the PASSWORD!

Mr Ram Meyarde

Right.... i believe this is near game over....after this response:

Quote:

dear mr meyarde
why you use foul language to me i am a repectable man i do not wish to continue buisness with you thank you for nothing
ubeke

And here, the reply of all replies! Very Happy

Lets see how pissed he is when i hit him with this...and an attached image to wind him up Very Happy

Quote:

Ubeke, if thats what your called,
You are the lowest of all lifeforms. You try to steal innocent peoples money. You are scum. I hope i have wasted your time and money while you tried to steal my money off me. Did you really thing that you were gonna get cash off me with your lame arse excuse?!?! I wish you bad look in the future, and i've enclosed a little present. Please enjoy it as much as i do. If you want advise: Go get a REAL JOB! Did you not suss on the password i gave to you? You just admitted you'd like to be taken hard by a bloke! And the name, Ram Meyarde? You stupid Mugu's are as thick as pig shit! So, in my final words of email to you, I say two things:
Try this again, i'll catch you. Where you gonna run, where you gonna hide? There ain't many left like you, but loads of people like me. Learn from this, and learn fast.
I hope this changes your line of work, and I sincerely hope I prevented you from actually obtaining money from some poor soul stupid enough to believe your shit. DONT TRY ANOTHER 419 SCAM AGAIN!

And now, to embarrass you across the world. Dick.

Ram Meyarde

Hahaha... i bet that hurt. about 10 minutes later, i get this:

Quote:

fuck your mama up the hole you came from then fuck her in her lady pipe like i would you will dieeeeeeeeeeeee mamafuker

It was definatly the picture i sent him Very Happy

Hope you guys enjoyed this bait, i'm planning more!

Segamak Very Happy

Edit: Whats a lady pipe Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 277

Bait him under a different e-mail address and bait him again and again!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:45 pm

I intend to Very Happy

BTW, do you know what a Lady pipe is? Very Happy

Lads and their weird woooooooooooooooooooooooords! Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 71

Yeah I agree with Big Ted, bait him again and again using a different persona each time and burn him everytime! Send the same picture at the end of each bait!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Posts: 8

Lady pipe = vagina.

Only an Yank with his mind in the gutter at all times would've been able to answer that without thinking too hard. Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:26 am

Didnt he say that twice then Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 277

As a New baiter myself I am quickly learning how to draw out communications for weeks and weeks - my longest has now lasted a month - I have baited the guy under 5 different names - I will keep baiting him learning from previous mistakes so he keeps in communication. I am not worried about trophies at the moment - just getting the hang of feeding them enough crap to keep them interested!

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:44 pm

Always the way to start off, easy, then Slam em! Very Happy

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