KCKC
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Sep 2005
Posts: 48
Location: Illinois
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 Posted:
Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:40 pm |
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Too funny!...THis is one of my baits that went wrong...The guy refused to do what I asked and he (what a surprise..All that time for nothing!) became quite irate..Though I would share!...LOL
The first email I received:
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Barclays Bank Plc,
63 St. Mary Axe,
London EC3A 8LE.
Tel Number +447031843004.
Fax Number: +447030403458.
I am Mr. Brain Scott, Senior Credit Officer, Barclays Bank Plc London.
I am
writing
following an opportunity in my office that will be of immense benefit
to
both of us.
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of �12.5 Million
British
Pounds Sterling
(Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling) in an
account
that belongs
to one of our foreign customers Late Mr. Morris Thompson,an American
who
unfortunately
lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which
crashed
on January
31 2000, including his wife and only daughter. You shall read more
about the
crash on
visiting this website...... |
Blahblahblah blah..You know the rest
My reply..short and too the point:
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Dear Brain,
I can be trusted but how do I know if this is
legitimate?
Thank you and god bless
Sincerely,
Rev. A. P. Bearer |
His reply:
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Dear Rev. A. P. Bearer,
> I am very happy to hear from you,as you can see this
> transaction is real and legal.All the necessary
> documents are avaliable to able you faciliate the
> transaction.I will like you to please furnish me
> with your contact information to enable us open up
> discussion on how you will be go about the
> transaction.
> Awaiting your humble responds,
> Brain scott |
OK idiot...didn't answer my question but hey...I'll have some fun!
My reply:
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Mr. Scott,
You can call me at my phone number:
206-973-1035
This is my business line...If you are unable to reach
me, please leave a message including your phone number
so I can call you back
Sincerely,
Rev. A.P. Bearer |
OK..So I request the form...he sends it to me...I fill it out and send it back..then he sends me an identical form to fill out with the following email:
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Dear Rev.
>
> Please find attach another Beneficiar form and input
> the same information as before,but this time you
> must state the documents that you have that will aid
> in processing your claim ,as stipulated at about the
> last paragragh of the form.The information you will
> write on it as your document of claim is as follows;
>
> 1) Last will of Mr Morris Thompson.
> 2) Affidavit for verification of claim Issued by
> Her Majesty Crown Cout..
>
> The need for you to write in this information
> yourself is that ,my handwritting will not match
> yours,in as much as we want this transaction done
> without trace , we on our side don't want to make
> any unneccessary mistake.
>
> I hope to hear from you soonest.
>
> Brain Scott.
> |
So then in my reply, I rip him a little and act quite arrogant:
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Mr Scott:
I have already completed this exact form a few days
ago...Are you paying attention to my attachments and
emails???!...This is ridiculous!...You really need to
get on the ball and give this transaction your full
attention!...I am a partially retired Reverend and a
full-time CFO (Chief Financial Officer) at
http://www.XXXa very valid looking company website that another member startedXXX.com and I haven't got time
for this amateurish bullshit!!..Get your act together
you buffoonish clit (The buffoonish clit insult was made up on the spot..LOL!)
God Bless!
Sincerely,
Rev. A.P. Bearer |
No matter what, I always end my email (no matter how pissed I act) with God Bless!...It seems to piss the mugus off even more! 
His answer...slowly getting more upset....:
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Dear Sir,
>
>
>
> I guess you did not comprehend the message in my
> mail,i only requested that you list the documents
> you have to back up your claim and those information
> were provided for you.
>
>
>
> The time you spent on describing me as a buffoonish
clit would have been enough to forward the required
> information and for your information i am not an
> amarteur, i know what i am doing, as such i demand
> an appology because i least expected it from a
> Revrened and a gentleman like you . This is gonna be fun! >
>
> I went through your website,but no matter how busy
> you sound to be ,I am also a busy man yet i still
> find time to see to our investment .
>
> However i have submitted the application.
>
> Thank You.
>
> Yours Sincerely.
>
> Brain Scott.
> |
Here's my reply..turning up the arrogance meter!
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Mr. Scott,
you can demand an apology until Moses parts the Red
Sea and you still won't receive one.
It is obvious that you are an amateur when it comes to
a simple financial plan. I have been a Chief
Financial Officer for three of the Top 10 largest
companies in the WORLD...I have been doing this for
the past 32 years....I do know what I am talking
about....I am already a rich man beyond my wildest
dreams...I own a 65 foot yacht that I keep docked in
the Sydney Australia harbor where it costs $800,000 a
year to store. I live in a mansion with thirty five
rooms and sixteen bathrooms. I own fifteen of the
fastest production cars in the world, including a
McClaren F-1, a Lamborghini Diablo, and a Ferrari
SuperAmerica.
A pissant deal like this is something I would only do
to raise money for my church...Not for me
If you are going to continue acting like a spoiled
child who needs a good ass kicking, then you can find
yourself someone else....and I expect an apology you
ignorant prick
Rev. A.P. Bearer |
and his illustrative response...getting warmer...:
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Rev ????????????????,
>
> I am so disappointed in you, how come a man of your
> age,calibre and charisma whom have achieved so
> much, not have a simple courtesy in talking to
> people,you must understand that i am not one of your
> lousy staffs that you can kick around,you do not
> deserve to be respected and your apology means
> nothing to me .
>
> In your 32years of service in the financial sector i
> don't think that you have ever had the gut to pull
> this type of string that i am about pulling,you may
> have been a chief financial officer for three of
> the top 10 lousiest
> companies in the world,yet when it comes to
> financial mattes i am better than you, you may own
> the best cars and houses in the world it takes
> nothing away from me and to your pocket, if not for
> this transactrion i do not think i would have ever
> met you.
>
> As you adviced in your mail i will retract the
> application through the same lawyer that filed the
> affidavit for the verification of facts on your
> behalf through Her Majesty Crown Court first thing
> on monday morning and then start sourcing for a
> reasonable,responsible and level headed partner.I am
> not obliged in any way to you.
>
> Go to
>
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
>
Brain Scott |
Here's where I start to let the cat out of the bag..short and sweet..my reply:
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Lick my boots you beggar...You are nothing but the
scum on the bottom of my shoes...Stupid Mugu ;D
God Bless!
Rev. A.P. Bearer |
And a followup email from me:
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You also might want to do a little more research and
understand that there is no BRAIN scott...Maybe you
were trying to type "Brian" and the whore of a mother
you live with got you distracted you stupid mugu...Too
funny...Get a real job instead of trying to steal
other people's money..you welfare ass
God Bless!
Rev. A.P. Bearer |
Now at this point, I know he's got to be getting more and more pissed...LOL..Here's his reply (also in my signature)
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Rev Ass.
>
> I never knew you were such an unserious imposter, i
> knew from onset that you are an impersonator.
>
> I got job to do.
>
> Eat shit and die.mother
> fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. |
I had to take a final parting shot at this prick:
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Glad I wasted your time a bit from ripping off honest
people out of their hard-earned money f*cking Mugu
piece of sh*t...Bwahahahahahahahaha!! Get a real job!!!
Oh...and God Bless!
Rev. A.P. Bearer |
That's the last I've heard from him....Of course eleven days later, I figured I would see how bright this lightbulb is, and sent him the following standard email:
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Dear Mr. Scott,
I am still waiting to receive your completed
application. As soon as it arrives, I will send the
bank the money
God Bless!
Rev. A.P. Bearer |
This one is done!...Glad I wasted his time a bit! 
KC |
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Rev Ass, I never knew you were such an unserious imposter, i knew from onset that you are an impersonator.. I got job to do. Eat shit and die.mother fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.--Angry Mugu who learned that all of his month-long hard work was for nothing  |
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