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This poor lad thinks he has snared someone famous - well he has, after a fashion...

Dear Cyril

How much do you need? I can see a few hundred Scottish Glisters (about 200 exchanges to $50 I am told) However you may prefer something more universally acceptable, and I know all that Glisters is not gold. I can send the money from Hubb-le-Bubble Post Office, I imagine if needs be.

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
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>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: Urgent
>Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:31:35 -0700 (PDT)
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>As you know that grting the document will cost me a
>large of money. So i surgest that you should send mony
>to start preperd the Documents that the bank requird
>ok.
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>Don
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Dear Cyril

I am getting excited now at such massive good fortune, if a bit concerned that I can yet convince these people you mention with all these documents of which I have none. Will confusion make his masterpiece? Can I be reassured that this will work? Travelling to Holland should not be problem. Although I shall have to plot carefully to achieve such ends, my wife and I are well used to this.

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
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>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: Request from the bank
>Date: Sat, 24 Sep 2005 03:02:08 -0700 (PDT)
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>Dear,
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>I received your mail, I checked with the customers
>service of the bank in respect of the application
>which I sent to the bank managment on your behalf as
>the rightful and the legal beneficiary of the fund
>from the deceased and they are requesting the
>following documents:
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>[1] An affidavit of fact/claim establishing your
>relationship with the deceased.
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>[2] A WILL OR Letter of administration which serves
>as a WILL made in your name by the court of law since
>the deceased died without a WILL.
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>[3] Stamp duty charges and transfer cost of 0.4% of
>the total amount which you have to pay at the point of
>signing.
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>In line with the requirement of the bank management.
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>I am already working for the requirements and have
>concluded discussions with the lawyer who will do all
>the legal procedures on your behalf and forward all
>documents to the bank for the bank to issue transfer
>approvals in your favor as beneficiary.
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>I have collected the draft copy of the affidavit of
>support from the lawyer, he will tomorrow go to the
>high court to swear the affidavit in your name, after
>which he will apply to the probate registry for the
>letter of administration to be issued in your name.
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>I will pay the lawyer and will also spend huge amount
>of money in the ministry to get the fund approved for
>transfer in your favour and to secure all the
>necessary legal approvals in your name. I will also
>send to you all the approval documents as I am getting
>from the appropriate authorities.
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>When all approvals are ready in your name as
>beneficiary, you will be required to come here in
>South Africa, Holland or Dubai {UAE} to sign the final
>fund release order form for the international fund
>clearance certificate to be issued to show your bank
>or government that the fund going into your a/c is
>clean, genuine and free from drug, terrorism, money
>laundering or any other criminal means.
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>After signing, the fund will be transferred to your
>account in your presence and you will call your bank
>to confirm that the fund is already in your account.
>On confirmation of the successful transfer of the fund
>to your account by your bank, I will take the next
>available flight to meet you up so that we can go back
>to your country like one family for sharing and
>investment as I stated in my first letter of proposal.
>After the proper sharing of the first transfer, we
>will be together I will then have the remaining
>balance of $20 million transferred to the same
>accounts.
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>I will be sending to you copy of affidavit of fact and
>the letter of administration as soon as it is ready in
>your name. The letter of administration serves as a
>WILL since the deceased died without a written or oral
>WILL which you are going to take along with you to our
>foreign offshore payment centre for the signing.
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>You should contact your travel agency to be making
>arrangement regarding your visit here in South Africa
>in the Head office of our bank or to our foreign
>offshore payment centre in Holland for the signing of
>the final fund release order form so that money will
>start going into you�re a/c without further delay.
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>However, you should not tell your bank that large
>amount is to be transferred into your account until
>after you must have signed the final fund release
>order form as that will be the only time all the
>documents to back up the transfer to your account as a
>legitimate fund will be ready in your name and will
>accompany the transfer to your account so that your
>bank or your government will not ask you any question.
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>I look forward to hear from you.
>
>Thanks and best regards.
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>Yours truly,
>Don Cyril
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Dear Cyril

I think I may be able to raise about 64,000 Glisters which should just about cover that dollar amount.

I would be nervous about sending that amount by wire though. Is it possible to arrange a meeting? Not to see you get what you so obviously deserve would be real tragedy. But I would have to make a long journey in order to arrange payment. We are rather stuck out in the country here, and I would strut and fret my hour upon each stage of the matter. I can tell you. You may think it all sound and fury, signifying nothing, but such inconvenience means a lot to me.

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
FU2 GIT

>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: Urgent
>Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 14:20:55 -0700 (PDT)
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>Dear Thaneof Cawdor,
>
>Thanks for your mail,it is too hard to get the
>document. the Afidavit will cost $3000, Letter of
>addministration will cost $5000 and probert will cost
>$2000 so you should try as much as you can and arrenge
>$4000. I will try my own best and raise the remaining
>ballance of $6000. you should be fast about that
>because the ball is now on your court to play.
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>Thanks and best regards,
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>Don Cyril
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> > How much do you need? I can see a few hundred
> > Scottish Glisters (about 200
> > exchanges to $50 I am told) However you may prefer
> > something more
> > universally acceptable, and I know all that Glisters
> > is not gold. I can send
> > the money from Hubb-le-Bubble Post Office, I imagine
> > if needs be.
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> > HAMISH
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> > His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
> > 69 Bard Street
> > Birnham Wood,
> > Dunsinane
> > Scotland
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> > >From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
> > >To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
> > >Subject: Urgent
> > >Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:31:35 -0700 (PDT)
> > >
> > >As you know that grting the document will cost me a
> > >large of money. So i surgest that you should send
> > mony
> > >to start preperd the Documents that the bank
> > requird
> > >ok.
> > >
> > >Don
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:32 pm

You need some witches, or do they work at the post office these days?

Glad you didn't mention "that play" that's major bad juju medicine. Laughing

(thinking of Blackadder III right now)

Is this a WU I see before me?"

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:26 pm

From: "Thaneof Cawdor" <[email protected]>
Date: Sat Oct 1, 2005 12:20 am
Subject: RE: Urgent to Don Cyril 30.9 [email protected]
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Cyril

Is this mode of transfer safe? But if t'were to be done let it be done
quickly, I always say and without too much toil and trouble, either.

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
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>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: Urgent
>Date: Fri, 30 Sep 2005 14:20:39 -0700 (PDT)
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>Attn:HAMISH,
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>I receive your mail, i am so gretifful about your
>effort. The essiest way to send the money is via money
>gram here in South Africa. I will start processing the
>documents as soon as i receive the money. I will send
>you the name you will use to send it.
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>Thanks,
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Dear Don

I look forward to hearing from you. It would be a real tragedy not to see this business through without me playing a part.

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
FU2 GIT

>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: Urgent
>Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2005 07:29:43 -0700 (PDT)
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>I will get back to you soon ok.
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>Don
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Dear Cyril

My apologies for the delay in responding to you. I was away for a few days judging the Smegaroon Haggis Awards and then on to Inverness for some bison shooting. I am sorry to hear about things at your end, and of course will endeavour to do all I can to expedite matters but you will appreciate that this is moving so fast it makes me giddy and a bit scared, to be honest. But I suppose had I lived an hour before this big chance, I would not have lived a blessed time; there was nothing serious in modality.

Your message was not quite clear however as to the next step, perhaps due to your native grammar. As I indicated earlier, I do have a few Glisters put aside, should any incidental expenses be incurred. I would be very nervous though of sending out cash in an unsecured manner. Perhaps we could look to meet up? Please let me know where we stand, as just now I am cabined, cribbed, confined, bound in to doubts and fears.

Kind regards

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
FU2 GIT

>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: Urgent
>Date: Fri, 7 Oct 2005 07:00:44 -0700 (PDT)
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>Attn:HAMISH,
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>I receive your mail, I find the document all over in
>this country but i couldn't get it but some body say
>that the only place i can get it is in Nigeria so i
>will travell to nigeria by next week tuesday to get
>the documents. you should send the money in nigeria as
>soon as i reach the so that i can use it to process
>the documents ok.
>
>Let me hear from you.
>
>Thanks,
>Don
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Hello Cyril

I was a bit worried after not hearing anything for so long. But now I am more confused. Who is this Christian Udenta? Why am I sending money to him? It seems a bit odd as I hoping all this would be confidential.

Also, I haven't had a final word on whether I can send Scottish Glisters in payment. I expect I would have to pay to exchange the money and then again to transfer the money. That's double; double toil and trouble.

Can you let me know what is best? Also please do not take so long to reply as it always seems tomorrow or the next day until I hear from you. To-morrow and to-morrow, and to-morrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day.

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
FU2 GIT

>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: Urgent
>Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:32:39 -0700 (PDT)
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>Dear HAMISH,
>
>Thanks for your reply. All the arrangement to insured
>the success of the transfer to your account is already
>in place, As I told you that I would travel to Nigeria
>to get the documents. Now I am in Nigeria and I have
>already seen it so you should use this name to send
>the money via Western Union Money Transfer, The total
>amount you will send is $4000 but you should send
>$2000 first and send the remaining one by next ok.
>
>Name: Christian Udenta
>Country/City: Enugu Nigeria
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>Send me the information of the payment as soon as you
>send it.
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>I will start to process the documents as soon as I
>receive the money.
>
>Thanks & best regards,
>
>Don Cyril
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Guest

Greetings Cyril

Good to know this from you, and I am looking to stage this as soon as possible. Its proving something of a drama isn't it? By the way is that American, Canadian, Hong Kong or Smegaroon dollars you prefer?

I'm off the mountains this weekend for some relaxation and will be thinking of the money to come. My wife is probably going to bring the dog lol. He's only a puppy but often disgraces himself, especially in the chalet we have, full of royal knick-knacks (and some ghosts from the past, I must admit). The times I have heard my wife telling that damned Spot to get out! Anyway I don't know why I am rambling, its because I am so light headed with all this, I guess, so please excuse me.

Hope to hear from you soon,

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
FU2 GIT

>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: Sorry for late reply
>Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 04:58:31 -0700 (PDT)
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>Dear HAMISH,
>
>Thanks for your mail. Christian Udenta is the payment
>director in our branch in Nigeria and he is the one
>that will help me to process the documents.
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>As you ask me weather you will send the money in
>doller, you should send it in doller because the money
>that will transfer to your account is in doller and we
>will do every thing in dollers ok.
>Send the money and get back to me with the information
>of the payment ok.
>Thanks,
>Don
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Guest

Hello Don

We sent the money but it appears that it was collected by someone called Duncan King? Is he an associate of yours? I hope this is not developing into a tragedy. Please come back to us right away on this as we grow anxious. My wife sees plots everywhere.

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
FU2 GIT

>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: Tell me
>Date: Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:09:09 -0700 (PDT)
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>Did you send the money for the documents?
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>Don
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Guest

Dear Donkey Cyril

Thank you for your kind, if rather illiterate explosion. (Incidentally I am not sure how I am related to a beach, as my real name is not Sandy.) But it must be annoying for a 419 mugu scam boy like yourself to have his time, effort and money wasted, when all you really want to do is shabbily cheat and steal from people online. However rest assured that all is not in vain. Your pathetic campaign has been copied to many on a scambaiting website for their pleasure, so your worthless efforts have found a good home. In fact it has been a good Scottish play all round one might say.

Now piss off, you moronic excuse for a crook and go get a job.

HAMISH

His Excellency The Thane of Cawdor
69 Bard Street
Birnham Wood,
Dunsinane
Scotland
FU2 GIT

>From: Don Cyril <[email protected]>
>To: Thaneof Cawdor <[email protected]>
>Subject: RE: Tell me 27.10
>Date: Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:24:46 -0800 (PST)
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>You are an idiot, Go your way son of beach
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