Rene Baboy named Chairman of FEDOIL

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Well whatya know, I got a promotion! Rolling Eyes

Mr. Usman Bello has got a problem and of course I want to help him out, being the great philanthropist that I am. Twisted Evil

So here we go Laughing

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FROM: MR USMAN BELLO
DIRECTOR FOREIGN OPERATIONS
DEPARTMENT.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
PRIVATE EMAIL: [email protected].

Attn: Sir

I am Mr. Usman Bello, Director, foreign operations unit,
of the Central Bank of Nigeria my office monitors and
controls the affairs of all banks and financial institutions
in Nigeria concerned with foreign contract payments.
I am the final signatory to all foreign transfers of huge
funds moving within banks both the local and international
levels in line to foreign contracts settlement. I have before
me the list of foreign contractors payment files,which are
due to be transferred to their nominated accounts.

Meanwhile, we identified some of these accounts to be
ghost accounts,unclaimed deposits and over-invoiced sum
etc. I decided to extend this deal/transacion
to you after seeing your company's profile in the net,
base on trust and confidence, I believe we can both work
this deal out in good faith, on this note; I wish
to have a deal with you as regards to the unpaid fund. I
have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions
I received two days ago from the Senate Committee on
Contract Payments / Foreign Debts to submit the List of
payment reports expenditures and audited reports of
revenues.Among several others, I have decided to
remit the contract sum of 12.86 million U.S.D to your
nominated account following my idea that we have a
deal/agreement and I am going to perfect the paperwork
legally.

Ahhh, the conditions always gotta have conditions

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MY CONDITIONS:
1. The sum of 12.86 million U.S.D, shall be paid into your
nominated account via telegraphic Transfer (T/T),
confirmable in 3 working days.

2. This deal must be kept secret and confidential,
and all correspondence will be strictly
by private email / telephone and fax, for security
purposes.

3. There should be no other third parties as most
problems associated with such payments are
caused by their agents or representatives. If you
AGREE with my conditions, Please, contact me
immedaitely via my private email contact as stated below:
[email protected].

l will advise you on the next line of action and
immediately I recieve your positive position concerning
this deal I will contact a capable attorney, who shall
stand in on our behalf, to sign and acquire all the
contractual documents without further delay as I would
proceed to fix your name on the Payment schedule instantly
to meet the 10 working days.

Your reward in this transaction is that, due to your highly
desired assistance I will give you 35% of the total sum of
12.86 million U.S.D. while, I will get 55%, the balance will
be used to offset any incurred expenses.
Note that high degree of trust is required from you.

Thank you in anticipation of your co-operation.

Best Regards,
USMAN BELLO
[email protected].

Sounds good to me, "cash" is always good. 35% of 12.86Mil US buys alot of Piso. About P707,300,000 Wink

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FROM:RENE BABOY
FINANCIAL CONSULTANT UNIROYAL, p.i.g.
MAGANDANG BABOY ENTERPRISES
PRIVATE EMAIL:[email protected]

TO: MR USMAN BELLO
DIRECTOR FOREIGN OPERATIONS
DEPARTMENT.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
PRIVATE EMAIL: [email protected].

RE: Your request for my assistance

Mr. Usman Bello,

I would be very honoured to offer a fellow financial officer out of a jam. I have been in a few myself.

If you would kindly email complete details of how I may assist you, I will see what I can do for you.

Please sir, include either your cell phone or home phone so that I may contact you if need be. But first email me complete details so I can review them and see if I can indeed help.

If you would like you can fax me at XXX.XXX.XXXX, fax only come to my desk in my office. Voice mail goes through main switch-board and is monitored for quality assurance, so fax only please.

I look forward to assisting you if I possibly can.

Sincerely
Rene

[email protected]
Magandang Baboy Enterprises - Private Investing to Startup a New Financial Future.

And now he tells me how to become a Chairman BTW, a web search reveals no such company as FEDOIL, but no matter.

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Dear Rene Babo, The moron mispells my last name, but I let slide this time

I got your email and I must tell you that, right now, I am very confident with you,due to your financial expertise,and your the maturity displayed in your response to my proporsal, so I will like to give you every information that is needed to transfer the money into your accounts without delay, and I believe that, we can both work this transaction out with trust and confident.

Normally, to work out this money, we need to incorporate a company's name and work out the neceessry paperworks to present the registerred company as a federal contractor who executed contract for the ministry of petroluem to the tune of 12.86 million U.S.D. With my position as the director of foreign operations, I will involve some other top officials of the Central Bank, so that the money will be transferred into your accounts smoothly. But I have a better way to do this, and I will like you to co-operate with me and I will also like to reassure you that there is absolutely no risk involve in this transaction, as soon as this transfer have benn made, I shall destroy all documents relating to the transfer.

This is how we are going to work it. There is an Italian company who was presented as one one the contractors waiting to be paid, the company has presented their banking informations and other particulars for payment, but I discovered that this company did not do any contract for my government and I have written official to them, to prove their claim within 14 working days, this they failed to do, I have sent to them a written notice telling them that their payment have been cancelled, I also discovered that some officials, was trying to use the Italian company to transfer the fund overseas, the name of the company is FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL, though officially, I did not cancel their payment, I took time to carry out my personal investigation, the company did not carry out any form of contract for my country.

So, what we are going to do now, is to change the accounts informations, with the following reasons, that the company has relocated it's corporate headquaters to America and the former chairman of the company has been changed, so you are the newly elected chairman of FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL, I will do all the paperwork here, so by the next 14 days the money will be paid into your accounts.

Ohhh goody-goody a twofer, now will have to build a relationship with Mrs. Rosemary, Esquire

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What you will do now, is to write to the bank's corporate attorney Mrs Rosemary Williams with this informations.

MRS ROSEMARY WILLIAMS(ESQ)

WILLIAMS CHAMBERS

TEL:234-802-860-3533

EMAIL: [email protected]

Tell her that you want to invalidate the former accounts information of FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL, and validate another accounts informations, which is now the prefferred accounts that FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL, will like to receive their contract payment with. That she should do all that is possible to get the new accounts validated to aviod that contract sum been transferred into the wrong accounts, also give her these informations;

COMPANY NAME; FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL

CONTRACT NUMBER; SN012/45/NNPC/01

CONTRACT SUM; 12.86Million U.S.D

CONTRACT TILTLE; LAYING OF 32 KM OIL PIPELINE.

YEAR OF EXECUTION: 2001.

Please, as soon as you get this mail, I will like you send her an email immediately as soon as she is through with the validation process, the payment file will be forwarded to my desk for neccessary attention, and as soon as this is done the payment will be effected without delay.

Also, send to me a copy of what you wrote to her, so that, I will have a follow up.This is my direct number:+234-803-080-1085

Hoping to hear from you.

Usman Bello

Tel: +234-803-080-1085

So hello Mrs. Rosemary

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MRS ROSEMARY WILLIAMS(ESQ)
WILLIAMS CHAMBERS

TEL:234-802-860-3533

EMAIL: [email protected]

It is my duty as the newly elected chairman of FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL, to instruct you to invalidate the former accounts information of FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL, and validate another accounts informations, which is now the prefferred accounts that FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL, will like to receive their contract payment with. Also to inform you to do all that is possible to get the new accounts validated to aviod that contract sum been transferred into the wrong accounts, also give her these informations;

The following is the new information.

COMPANY NAME; FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL

CONTRACT NUMBER; SN012/45/NNPC/01

CONTRACT SUM; 12.86Million U.S.D

CONTRACT TILTLE; LAYING OF 32 KM OIL PIPELINE.

YEAR OF EXECUTION: 2001.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

Rene M. Baboy

[email protected]

Mr. Bello gets antsy already

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Dear Mr Babo, He DID it AGAIN!
I sent you an email yesterday,in respect to the contract payment, please I just want to let you know that I awaits your response.

Usman Bello

So I chatise him gently and attempt a trophy

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Subject: I have contacted her
To: [email protected]

Dr. Bello,

I have contacted Mrs. Williamschambers and made the requested changes, and was unable to communicate that to you because my swampgas generator went down. It is back up and running now.

Have no worries.

Also I would ask that you spell my last name correctly please. It is Baboy not Babo.

If you would be so kind as to send me a picture of you with a sign saying "Thank you Rene, for your help." It would be much appreciated, I would like to place it promently on my desk to remind me of why I enjoy helping people, such as yourself. I know it maybe alot to ask, but if you could, but sometimes I think people really do not appreciate what I do for them.

Thank you for your kind assistance and will let you know the moment I recieve a response from Mrs. Williamschambers.

Ps. Remember the picture of you with sign, it means so much to me.

Sincerely,
Rene M. Baboy
[email protected]

Will he go for it, who knows. But onward we go as Mrs. Rosemary has gotten back to me

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WILLIAMS CHAMBERS
6TH FLOOR MILVERTON HOUSE
MARINA LAGOS
NIGERIA

ATTENTION MR RENE M.BABOY.

C.E.O: FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL.
CONTRACT NUMBER: SN012/45/NNPC/01

DEAR HOURABLE CONTRACTOR. HOURABLE? Silly me I was spelled it Honourable or Honorable.

RE: IN RESPECT TO THE CHANGE OF ACCOUNTS INFORMATION.

WITH DUE RESPECT, THIS CHAMBERS WISHES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REQUEST FOR THE CHANGE OF ACCOUNTS PAYMENT INFORMATION FROM YOU(MR RENE M.BABOY) THE CHIEF EXECUITVE OFFICER TO FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL, ON THE CONTRACT YOUR COMPANY EXECUTED FOR THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA WITH THE CONTRACT NUMBER BELOW.SN012/45/NNPC/01.

ON RECEIPT OF YOUR REQUEST THIS LEGAL CHAMBERS SENT AN EMAIL TO THE VERIFICATION DEPARTMENT OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TO COMFIRM TO US, YOUR CLAIM, THIS THEY COMFIRMED THAT YOUR COMPANY EXECUTED THE SAID CONTRACT, AND YOUR PAYMENT IS AMOUNG THE PRESIDETIAL PIORITY LIST OF CONTRACTORS, THAT MUST PAID WITHIN THE NEXT 21 DAYS.

THEREFORE THIS CHAMBERS IS WILLING TO CARRYOUT THE ASSIGNMENT YOU ISSUED TO US,BELOW IS THE MODALITY OF ACCOUNTS VALIDATION PROCESS.

THIS WILL REQUIRE TWO AFFIDAVITES FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT, ONE STAMP FROM THE COMMISSIONER OF OATH, AND THE PAYMENT OF THE VALIDATION FEE TO THE CENTRAL BANK.

THE ESTIMATE.

AFFIDAVITES= $ 750
STAMPS= $ 370
VALIDATION FEE= $ 1200

TOTAL AMOUNT$ 2,320 (TWO THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY U.S.D)

DEAR SIR, YOU ARE REQUSTED TO SEND THE FEE THROUGH SWIFT WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER THROUGH THE CHAMBERS CLERK WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS.

NAME: MR OBAJULUWA JOSEPH TOSIN
DESTINATION: LAGOS NIGERIA.

PLEASE, DO SEND VIA EMAIL THE RECEIPT OF THE PAYMENT THROUGH EMAIL ATTACHMENT.AS SOON AS THE RELEVANTS DOCUMENTS HAVE BEEN PROCESSED, THIS CHAMBERS WILL SEND TO YOU THE COPY OF THE AFFIDAVITES AND OTHER DOCUMENTS VIA EMAIL ATTACHMENT AND THE HARD COPIES WILL BE SUMMITTED ON YOUR BEHALF TO THE BANK.

SIR, YOU ARE ALSO REQUIRED TO SEND TO US, THE ACCOUNTS INFORMATIONS, YOU WILL WISH TO RECEIVED YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT WITH.

YOURSFAITHFULLY

FOR: WILLIAMS CHAMBERS.

CAPS must be stuck or she's really peeved at me already, and I ain't even started on her yet Twisted Evil

Until now, and why not go for a trophy from her while I'm at it? After all, US2,320 is P127,600 it should be worth a photo. Laughing

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Subject: Processing Fees
To: "ROSEMARY WILLIAMS CHAMBERS" <[email protected]>

RE: Procsessing Fees

My Dear Rosemary,

Before I can facilitate a transfer, I shall require proof that you have aquired said documents. Please oblige me with scans of the documents, and a photo of you and Mr. Tosin as I like to see with whom I do business.

Provide what I request and I facilitate a transfer.

Thank you for understanding as this is normal business procedures worldwide.

Sincerely,
Rene
The new and improved COB, FEDOILy 10 to 1 She don't catch it.
[email protected]

A baitin' we wil go, A baitin' we will go......... Twisted Evil

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Don't know what's up with the a and e in Usman Bello supposed to be U sman B ello, w/o spaces of course Confused

Somebody try posting Mr._Usman_Bello's name w/o the _ and see if you get the same result.

Anway the saga continues:

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WILLIAMS CHAMBERS
6TH FLOOR MILVERTON HOUSE
MARINA LAGOS
NIGERIA

ATTENTION MR RENE M.BABOY.
C.E.O: FEDOIL INTER CONTINENTAL.
CONTRACT NUMBER: SN012/45/NNPC/01

DEAR HOURABLE CONTRACTOR(MAGANDANG BABOY). <=Still can't spell, caps -oh, don't just love caps, and I removed the triple spacing -Silly me I thought double space was normal

RE: INRESPECT YOUR YOUR LAST EMAIL

THIS CHAMBERS IS IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL INRESPECT OF THE PROCESSING FEE WHICH YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PAY FOR YOUR ACCOUNTS INFORMATION CHANGING REQUEST.

See what I mean?
DEAR SIR, WE WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS IS A LEGAL CHAMBER, BEINFORM THAT BEFORE WE CAN ACCESS THE DOCUMENTS RELATING TO YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT, WE HAVE TO APPLY OFFICIALLY TO THE BANK THUS(CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA), BEFORE WE CAN GET THE DOCUMENTS SCANNED THEM AND SEND THEM TO YOU , AND THIS WE CAN NOT DO WITHOUT YOU PAYING FOR LEGAL CHARGES.

IN THIS CASE OF ACCOUNTS INFORMATION CHANGE, WE SHALL GO TO THE NECESSARY GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENTS TO GET THE PAPERS FOR THE ACCOUNTS INFORMATION CHANGE, AND THIS REQUIRES PAYMENT OF FEES TO THOSE DEPARTMENTS.

WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YOU SIR, FOR YOU TO SEND 50% OF THE FEES , WE SHALL GET THE DOCUMENTS,SCANNED THEM AND SEND THEM TO YOU, BUT WE WILL NOT TENDER THEM TO THE BANK UNTIL WE RECEIVE THE REMAINING CHARGES FROM YOU.
Ooooh I only have to send 50%

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

WILLIAMS CHAMBERS Dude!, Thought she was a lady!

But where is my picture?

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My Dearest Rosemary,

If you would be so kind DO NOT leave your CAPS-LOCK ON. When corresponding via email, ALL CAPS MEANS YOU ARE YELLING AT ME! Which I am convinced is not the case, at least not yet. So I am sure it is purely accidental.

Now to address your recent email, 50% Fees is a little more reasonable, but as I said before I like to see your photo. Please hold a sign with "For Rene, From Rosemary" on it so I will know it is you, and I will put into motion a 50% Transfer to begin the processing. But I really must have the photo so I know with whom I am dealing with, why let this deal fall through over your photo as described above?

So please send your photo and I will transform 50%. Hopefully we can conclude our transformation soon.

Thank you so much for your kind assistance in FEDOILy and I look forward to recieve your photo.

Sincerely
Rene

For all my money, is a photo really too much to ask? Twisted Evil

Beside with the high fuel prices here and in the U.S., I wanna my share Razz

And viola!, a new idea has formed for FEDOIL CEO...... Idea

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Give them a little incentive to send the photograph

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Subject: Why for the delay?
To: "ROSEMARY WILLIAMS CHAMBERS" <[email protected]>

Rosemary Williams Chambers

My very very dear Rosemary,

Why you delay me the photograph I requested of you, do wish to kill the deal over a photograph?

I ask you again to insure my confidence in you by sending me a photograph of you holding a sign with the following on it, "For Rene, From Rosemary" We can go no further untill you have sent the photograph to insure me of you.

Upon reciept I will forward the forms you sent me and begin 100% transformation of fun by Eastern Union. Eastern, Western, Northern, Southern....Bet they won't catch it Rolling Eyes

I have asked the same of Mr. Usman Bello, if you would prefer you may send me a photograph of both of you together holding the sign saying "For Rene, From

Usman & Rosemary" that would be satisfactory as well.

No photograph and no transformation of funs.

I would very much like to close the deal, don't lose the deal over this.

Sincerely,

Rene Magandang Baboy,
[email protected]

Maybe this will get them to send me a photo Laughing

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Oooh he get's mouthy and calls me childish Twisted Evil

But he does offer a passporte scann, better than nothing I guess,
not quite what I would call a full trophy

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Date: Sun, 2 Oct 2005 23:34:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: "DR USMAN BELLO" <[email protected]>
To: "Magandang Baboy"
Subject: Re: Why the Delay?
Reply-to: [email protected]
X-Originating-Ip: [83.229.103.18]
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
Content-Length: 551

Dear Magandang Baboy ,

The issue of the photograph is absolutely rudiculous, I see it as very childish and I believe you are kidding, I can only send my scanned international passport to you and while you also send yours to me, because it is in your accounts that the money will come first.

Please, Mr Magandang Baboy , this deal needs trust and honesty the idea of you placing my pic on your table seems childish and unserious to me and I beg you to grow up in this deal.

Hoping to hear from you.

Usman

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Time for a little chastising of both mugus Twisted Evil

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Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 07:34:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Magandang Baboy"
Subject: Why the delay?
To: "DR USMAN BELLO" <[email protected]>
CC: "ROSEMARY WILLIAMS CHAMBERS" <[email protected]>

My Dear Mr. Usman,

It is a long time tradition of mine, and not unusual as I exchange photos often to develope long term business friendships worldwide. However send me your passport scan and I shall send you mine upon receipt of yours.

Exchange of photos has been done between correpondance since photography was invented and mail service established, so it's not unusual. But if you are uncomfortable with it, then send your passport scan.

You may inform Ms. Rosemary Williams Chambers, that she may send a scan of her passport as well, and I will send mine upon receipt hers as well.

But a scan shall be required before we can continue, a mere formality.

As far as it being my money at risk, sir I am multi-millionaire and you were offering a lucrative proposal for both you and I. Wether I gain my 35% helping you or not won't effect my net worth, but for you to get your 65% would do much for your own private investments so it would be good to cooperate as best you can.

I thank you for your understanding and cooperation, look forward to firming the deal soon.

Sincerely,

Rene Magandang Baboy

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Been on the move here lately, but to bring you up to date. My lads are quite reluctant Surprised

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Date: Wed, 5 Oct 2005 09:58:38 +0100 (BST)
From: "ROSEMARY WILLIAMS CHAMBERS" <[email protected]> View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
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Subject: IN RESPOND TO YOUR MAIL AND REQUEST.
To: "Magandang Baboy"

FROM WILLIAMS CHAMBERS

ATTENTION:MR MAGANDANG BABOY.

IN RESPOND TO YOUR MAIL AND REQUEST.

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT, THIS IS A LEGAL CHAMBERS WE ARE IN NO POSITION TO ISSUE YOU A SCANNED PASSPORT OF ANY MENBER OF THIS CHAMBERS WITHOUT YOU PAYING FOR OUR LEGAL FEES.

WE ARE AT THESAME TIME NOT REJECTING YOUR REQUEST BUT WE INSIST THAT OUR CONSULTATION FEES MUST BE PAID BY YOU BEFORE SUCH SENSITIVE DOCUMENT WILL BE SENT TO YOU.

YOUR REQUEST ABOUT THE PASSPORT OF MR USMAN BELLO, WE MUST SAY THAT THIS CHAMBERS IS NOT AWARE OF ANY RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOU AND MR BELLO, WE ONLY KNOW HIM AS THE DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN OPERATIONS WITH THE CBN, WE ALSO BELIEVE THAT YOU ALONE IS IN POSITION TO INFORM HIM OF THAT.

THANK YOU.

WILLIAMS CHAMBERS

CAPS CAPS CAPS! Maybe she is really peeved at me, my poor self-esteem Twisted Evil

So let us slap them around a little, I WANT MY PHOTOS! Evil or Very Mad

Will I get them? It is possible, but not likely, But I Am Going To Have Fun Trying Razz

First Ms. Rosemary,.....Or is it Mr. Williams?? Ah, no matter.

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Date: Thu, 6 Oct 2005 11:28:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Magandang Baboy"
Subject: Re: IN RESPOND TO YOUR MAIL AND REQUEST.
To: "ROSEMARY WILLIAMS CHAMBERS" <[email protected]>

ROSEMARY WILLIAMS CHAMBERS [email protected]

Your fees are on deposit with qwestern onion.

Upon receipt of the requested documents, .e. the photos or passporte scan, I shall forward to you the MTCN and a scan of the wester uniom confirmation. But not before. If you are unwilling to comply then I will cancel the MTCN and recalaim the US4500 processing fee.

No comply, No MTCN.

I trust that you will now meet me half-way there. I did not get to be a multi-millionaire by giving money to people who will not have the courtsey of a photograph, when we are unable to meet in person due to schedule conflicts. And the hesitation tends to give the impression to me that this may indeed not be legimitate. But a photo would convince me otherwise.

I've done business with Corporations, Governments, and Small Businesses world-wide for over 35 years and I am surprised at the reluctance of your chambers. Never before in 35 years have I ever been refused photos or scans, it's part of developing distant business relationships when you are unable to meet in person. I would very much like to do business with your chambers now and in the future, but if you refuse me to see who I do business with, how would you expect me to blindly send money to someone who may not even exist????

Your reluctance is very unsual, I have photos from Kings, Queens, Presidents, Governors, and Mayors from all over the world -why should I treat your case any different, when these other Great and Powerful people glady provided theirs and we do business.

Please reconsider your position.

Sincerely,
Rene
[email protected]

And she gets flustered and can't spell

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Date: Fri, 7 Oct 2005 07:51:02 +0100 (BST)
From: "ROSEMARY WILLIAMS CHAMBERS" <[email protected]>
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Subject: FROM WILLIAMS CHAMBERS
To: "Magandang Baboy" <[email protected]>

ATTN: MR MAGANDANG BABOY:

INRESPONSE TO YOUR LAST EMAIL

THIS CHAMBERS ACKNOWLEDGED THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL AND WE ALSO WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A REPUTABLE LAGAL CHAMBERS AND AN ACREDITTED LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, WE ARE NOT IN ANY WAY INTIMIDATED BY YOUR SAID PAYMENT, WE PROMISED , TO GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO GIVE YOU A SCANNED COPY OF ONE OF OUR LAWYERS INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT KNOWING FULLY WELL THE IMPLICATIONS OF DOING SO, BUT NOT UNTIL WE RECIEVE OUR LEGAL FEES FROM YOU. THIS IS TOTALLY NON NEGOTIABLE AND IT WILL GO AGAINST OUR PROFFESSIONAL ETHICS IF WE DO OTHERWISE.

THANKS FOR WRITTING.

WILLIAMS CHAMBERS

Is it me, or is her/him? LAGAL, ACREDITTED, WRITTING? And ETHICS? What ETHICS?
Anyway I get a little slappy

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Date: Fri, 7 Oct 2005 09:31:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Magandang Baboy"
Subject: We have a Problem
To: "Dr. Usman Bello" <[email protected]>

My dear friend Dr. Usman,

I fear that this deal could possibly fall through, though I would hope not.

I have deposited US4,500 in the WU, and will not release the MTCN or scanned receipt until I get the photographs I requested. Now I am meeting you half-way, and I would hope you are willing to do the same.

Perhaps Rosemary is not the best choice of legal chambers, as she too is refusing to comply with my request.

I assure you that if the Prime Minister Ahmed Mohammed Ag Hamani of Tombouctou (Timbuktu), can send me his "Personalized" photo in order to do business with me, then you refusal to do so makes no sense and further raises questions regarding trust. You are beginning to give me doubts as to your trust, I make a simple and regulary practiced request in the foreign investment world and you refuse me as if my investment into your transaction is of no concern to you.

Rosemary treats the matter in the exact same manner.

My paitience is growing thin, I need to move the capital gains from some of my stock shares into other investments otherwise I must pay 52% CG Tax, while US25,000 in CG Tax is but a drop in the bucket to me, I would rather invest it in a "Friendly" business and not pay the tax and get further returns on my money.

Your proposal is what I am looking for but I will not "Blindly" invest, I must "Know" with whom I am investing and both you and Rosemary are refusing me the opportunity to know you.

Please, I have met you halfway by putting US4500 on deposit in the WU. Now you both meet me have way and send your "Personalized" Photos. Only then can I be persuaded to release to you the MTCN and TestQuestion/Answer to withdraw the funds.

If Rosemary will not comply maybe you ought to seek other legal chambers, as I said my request is not unusal or childish, it is a normal everyday procedure to verify you are a real person and not a software programme generating email and sending photos captured from the internet, and is used by all international business for verification when meeting in person is not possible.

The continuing refusal is a normal response for software that cannot capture images, so you understand why I insist on the "Personalized" photos. I will only return my photo to you after receipt of your "Personalized" photo. So if you are in fact a real person and want my investments for your transactions, send the photos.

Rosemary especially raises suspicion of being software as she always has the CAPS LOCK key on, another common flaw of the lower end "Scambot" email programme.

I do not do investments with automated email programmes, I do investments with REAL people and with REAL money, the time has come for you to prove that you and your legal chambers are REAL.

My appologies for being firm with both of you, but your business ethics are quite questionable, it is unheard of for such a request to be denied from legitimate business entities. Never before in all my years of foreign investing has this happened until now.

It is, after all, my money you are requesting from me for investment. I should be treated with a little more consideration. After all, for all I know you both are software programmes and not real people. I have investments in very large software companies and have first-hand experiance of these programmes.

I look forward to your favourable reply WITH "Personalized" Photos.

Sincerely
Rene Magandang Baboy

Seesh, the things you gotta go through just for the chance at getting a trophy Shocked

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Well, not excatly what I asked for, but what the hey

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ear Magandang Baboy ,

Your mail is received and the content well taken down. I will like to itemise the issues you rised.

1. The issue of employing another attorney: I think this is totally out of contest, because, the williams chambers is one of the accreditted attorney to act onbehalf of the clients of the Central Bank of Nigeria, any other attorney must have to go through her, so it is cheaper and more effective to use her.

2. On the issue of CAP LOCK: I will say that I cannot speak for her, but I believe all the mails, she sends to you are official emails and must be documented, I believe it is their official responsibilty to write in capital letters.

3.On the issue of her giving you her picture:I do not know if she will accept that, you know her chambers is well known to the CBN, so she believes every clients of the bank whether foreign or local must have kown her in person.

4.I gave you my phone number and I do not know why you refused to call me.

I have attached my pic as you requested to this email.

Best regards

Usman Bello

And is this really the man behind the curtain? Shocked

And does it count as a trophy since he forgot the sign? Rolling Eyes

I am still trying for Rosemary's pic Twisted Evil

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My very dearest Dr. Usman,

I now am confident that I am dealing with a real person and not a software programme. Again thank you for instilling your confidence with me.

Let us please address the following issues:

1. The issue of employing another attorney: I think this is totally out of contest, because, the williams chambers is one of the accreditted attorney to act onbehalf of the clients of the Central Bank of Nigeria, any other attorney must have to go through her, so it is cheaper and more effective to use her.

Ms. or Mrs. Rosemary Chambers seems quite unwilling to confirm to me that she is in fact a person and not a software. As you have confirmed to me. I assure you that this is international practice. I have photos of Kings AND their legal chambers. And we do much internal and international business with each other. I should like to know via a photo as I have requested that Rosemary is in fact human and licensed by your government to act in the capacity for which we have acquired her for. Since she is insisting on being reluctant I should also request a scan of her license to operate in the capacity for which we have hired her. Normally I would not ask but as I stated she is quite reluctant in a normal protocol of the international legal community so it has raised question that need to be saitisfied.

2. On the issue of CAP LOCK: I will say that I cannot speak for her, but I believe all the mails, she sends to you are official emails and must be documented, I believe it is their official responsibilty to write in capital letters.

Perhaps, therfore I shall concede the point and accept that is your government's requirement. Although it is unusual.

3.On the issue of her giving you her picture:I do not know if she will accept that, you know her chambers is well known to the CBN, so she believes every clients of the bank whether foreign or local must have kown her in person.

As I stated above, it is indeed an acceptable form of verification utilised by governments and legal firms world-wide. And I use it almost exclusively as I lack the ability to speak in a voice that is intelligible due to a chemical accident many years ago when dealing with legal chambers from other countries as I am unable to converse with them on the telephone.

4.I gave you my phone number and I do not know why you refused to call me.

Please accept my most sincere appologies, after review I see that I never informed you of my disability, I have no voice that is intelligible since a chemical accident all but destroyed my vocal chords. Please, though, feel free to call and leave me messages as I can hear perfectly and will email you my responses. I have employed a company to develope a high resolution text-to-speech translator that will sound human and not like a cheap computer, so that I may have some similance of a "Real phone call" without the other person on the other end knowing that it is my computer talking and not me.

My phone/fax number is myt.elc.onet

Thank you very much for your cooperation
Rene

Oh, gee, I forgot to send him the MTCN.....But then again I haven't got Rosemary's pic yet Twisted Evil

What counts as a safari anyway? Cool

Who knows maybe I'll get some usuable voice mails out of it. Twisted Evil

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Well, so far it seems that a pic of my future heart-throb, somewhat near future, is outta the question.
But maybe I can get to know a little more about her. Twisted Evil

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Dear Magandang Baboy ,

I got your mail and my problem now, is your quest to still have the photo of the corporate attorney to the cbn, this I must tell you i am not comfortable with, it is totally out of contest in a business transaction to request for this, I am the person who have something at stake in this transaction and I have given you my photo,please I will also like you to know and understand that we have no much time in this and I appeal to you in the name of whatever you believe to co-operate with the attorney to validate the accounts, this issue have benn draging for quite sometime now, which is totally uncalled for, Please Mr Magandang Baboy, do not let the corporate attorney to discover that I am trying to transfer funds abroad for me personal use, you know this will spell doom form me and my career as a civil servant.

Please, Mr Magandang Baboy , I ask that you speed up the accounts validation process, so as the money will be transfferred into your accounts before the end of this month.

USMAN BELLO

And he thinks I'm dragging the process out.....no really?? Rolling Eyes

So let's drag it out a little more then. Twisted Evil

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My Dear Friend Usman,

You are right, I will make exception to the normal practices of international business for your benefit and safety as well as that of my own.

Perhaps you can tell me about her so I can familarise my self with her, so we can avoid "Pushing the wrong buttons" meaning I want to know what kind of a person she is so as not to inadvertently get her upset with you or me.

How well do you know her?
How long have you known her?
What things does she like? Perhaps I can send her something to fix our misunderstandings
What things does she not like? I would not want to send her something she dislikes
Tell me what you can about her.
I will accept this in lieu of a photo as I have the impression that she would rather not send me one. And I would not want her to bring doom for you.

I will set to work on processing the transformation while I wait for your reply.

Thanks my dear friend.

Rene

Anybody got some good "legitimate looking" WU scans and/or MoneyGramme scans?
Moneygramme would be good to drag it out even longer, as I don't think they can be verified online yet.
Cool

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Mr. Usman is starting to get impatient Twisted Evil

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Dear Magandang Baboy ,

Thank you for you mail, Please, please and please, my relationship with Mrs Williams is strictly official, she is the corporate\accreditted attorney the Central Bank of Nigeria, this I know very well.

Please Mr Magandang Baboy , this issue of personal information about the attorney is not connected to the business right now,please I have something at stake as far as this transaction is concerned very soon I will be retiring as a government official, and I need this money to set up something for my life, Please I implore to do whatever that is possible to see that this money is transferred to your accounts for safe keeping.

Happy new week.

Usman Bello

I'm glad his relationship is "strictly official" wouldn't want to be hitting on the old boy's girl....or would I????...Hmmmm Cool

But to continue

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My dear friend,

Please, be patient.

You not the only one who has a lot at risk.

As you probably know of the many security problems in my country, we have to proceed with utmost caution, as my country now has many and very tight security protocols. I must make sure that everything "looks" legitimate and above board.

Should anyone ask my professional relations to you or Mrs. Rosemary, how will I be able to say "Yes" I do regular business with them, they are legitament, when I know so little of you and even less of her.

You and Mrs. Rosemary must be cooperative and patient for this to work, it would not do to be in a hurry only to have the whole thing come crashing down upon us, now would it.

I am in the process of "creating" transactions to show a "long-term" business relationship so the auditors will not look twice at the transactions.

I assure you it shouldn't be much longer, my friend.

If you could, send me some contracts showing some transactions between FEDOIL and your offices, this I can add to our transactions file so it will appear that there has been at least a few transactions. This will make it easier to begin the process of transformation of funs.

Thanks for your understanding and I look forward to those contracts, as they are very important so we can begin transformation.

Rene

Guess he doesn't do contracts

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It is the duty of the attorney to get such documents from the relevant department.

Usman

So we will ask Mrs Rosemary for them

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My dear friend,

Thanks, I have just sent her an email requesting her assistance.

I will be out of town for a couple of days, not to worry, and I will check for messages when I can.

Have a great week my friend and remember, the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

ciao, (Means Until we meet again)

Rene

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My dear rosemary,

Please be patient with me and kindly provide me with some information I'm in need of.

As you know the US has tightend money transfer security protocols so I need your help.

I need to establish a past history in regards to "Contracts of Services" with your chambers.

I am in the process of setting in motion the processes of transformation of funs, but have run into a bit of a snag, that is to say a problem.

Western Union's Protocol Department, here in the US, says I need proof that FEDOIL has contracted your services now and in the past before they will sign off on the transformations.

Would you be so kind as to provide me with "Contracts of Services" so I can show that we have done business in the past as well as the present? This would be most appreciated as it will do much to help set in motion the processes of transformation on this end and will be that much sooner we can finalise our current business.

Thanks so much for your chambers kind assistance in providing this information.

Perhaps one day soon, after we have concluded the present business, we can meet for a business luncheon or dinner and discuss the possibility of putting you on a retainer.

Rene

Should've spelled retainer as restrainer Rolling Eyes

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Oooh, testy-testy Shocked

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YOU ARE A TRAINED FOOL.

A trained fool, am I?.....
She's the one having a conversation with non-existant person...
But, then again who says she's real??....
OMG, I could be a....
I'd slap myself but it's more enjoyable to slap a mugu Twisted Evil

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My Dearest Rosemary,

How very unbecoming of a woman of such stature and exalted official as yourself proclaims you are.

I merely ask for your kind assistance, and you treat me as fool?

How very unprofessional indeed!

I do believe and I do insist that you owe me an appology for such rudeness, indeed.

You offered to handle the filing of the necessary papers, I had my reservations as to wether you were the right person for the task or not. But after much deliberation I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt and start the transfermation processes to forward the fees. When due to tightened transfer protocols in my country require proof of professional relations between my company and your government before a transfer of US$4000 only could be authorized, you have the unprofessionalism to call me a trained fool!

Perhaps I was wrong in giving you the benefit of the doubt and shall find a more professional chambers to file the necessary papers unless you find it within your professional ethics to offer an appology and provide me with some paperworks that can show we have done business in the past and have current business, so I can get the US$4000 released from holding.

Or I can simply recall and cancel the transactions all together, though that would not be profitable for any of us.

I do look forward to your favourable response, and will forgive any misunderstandings if you are willing to work with me on this matter.

I feel that you are not a bad person and that we just have a misunderstanding that is all.

Very Sincerely Yours,

Rene

And so as not to exclude our dear friend Usman, after all he did tell me to make the request to Rosemary

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My dear friend,

I sent my request to Rosemary as you suggested, and she calls me a trained fool!

I have a great deal of money tied up in a Western Union transfer that has been put on hold, US$4000! And I can not finalise the transfers until I show that my company and your chambers have done business in the past and present.

It is not my doing, I have zero control over the people who set these mindless protocols for US Companies, it is some numbskull in Washington, DC.

Let's do what we can to show a professional relation between our offices.

Thanks

Rene

Gentle slapps, gentle. Last time I slapped a mugu too hard, he hemorraged and died on me and all the insulting in the world wouldn't bring him back Cool

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