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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:07 am

Fayad Bolkiah recently wrote me in search of funds to help with "motherless babies" and to "stopping of Child Soldiers and AIDS along with other social ills" affecting these orphans.

Now, I'm not normally the heartless swine that many of my lads seem to think I am, but sometimes you just have to break character and help get these goofs on the right track. And that track would be the one that leads past "Oh crap, you are seriously deranged, and I'm pretty frickin' worried that there are people like you that I accidentally sent my scam message to in the world, and please don't reply any more because I am not allowed to cavort with really twisted people like you"- Town. To wit- part of my response where I opine on the subject of Child Soldiers.

Author's Caution: If you think Child Soldiers are terribly wrong and it bothers you to think that someone would be sick enough to promote them in a bait... please stop reading now. My ulterior motive is to get Fayad to stop using children as his moral shield in his baits by making him think in this case there are Westerners who can be this callous about our offspring, and that he needs to go buy some new scripts.

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And although your message is very confused and difficult to read, I
think you are saying you are against child soldiers??? Why??? Do you
have any concept of modern warfare whatsoever? Let's just pause for a
moment and consider this shall we?

Reasons why Child Soldiers are Good for Society.

Child soldiers are shorter- thus the provide a smaller target area to
the enemy.

They have smaller stomachs, so it takes less logistical support to keep
them fed at the battle zone.

They are fascinated by warfare- look at the popularity of violent video
games, so you don't even have to pay them to soldier for you... just
give them an AK-47 and tell then it is a video game controller.

They have lived for less time than adult soldiers so society has
invested considerably less in them- no schooling, no unemployment
benefits, no spousal benefits to pay.

They are rarely married, and almost never have children, so there are
fewer sad people when they die in the line of duty.

Their uniforms take less fabric! An estimated cost savings of 62% for
the average African Army based on the most recent J D Powers and
Associates numbers.

You can fit twice as many into the same foxhole/tank/machinegun
nest/troop transport lorry- that's wartime efficiency for you.

They are children- they know not to complain to their elders- imagine
never having your orders questioned.

Twitch factor- the average child has one half the reaction time of the
average 20 year old- who's finger do you want on the trigger next time a
Yellow Horde comes over the Chusan Reservoir wall at you?

They don't have emotional baggage. If you start them young enough, they
will think that when their squad mates get shot, that they are going to
the happy place with all the sweets.

Child soldiers have the ability to move incognito quite easily... put a
full battalion on a school bus and drive them anywhere you need a
lightening attack unit... they will look like they are on a school field
trip, and nobody will suspect they are crack frontline troops coming to
wreak havoc on the enemy.

Same thing is true for their ordinance... put the explosive in their
toys- bingo, just another group of refugee children on their way to the
beach on field trip... and you've just gotten 300 pounds of plastique
through the lines...

Weapons- paint the end of their rifles orange and nobody will suspect
they are real.. they will think they are play guns- until your Child
Soldiers start mowing down the oppos.

Replacements! Simple math- how many years does it take to replace a 10
year old warrior? Now, how many does it take to replace a 20 year old
one? Hands down- the choice of the modern despot on the rise is the
Child Soldier.

Reasons why it is Bad for Society to have Child Soldiers:

A lot of whiny bitch American liberals will complain loudly in the press
that you are exploiting them. Answer- "Who made your $150 athletic shoes
in a Vietnamese sweat shop you fat American pig bitch?

It is destroying a generation's innocence. Answer- "It's YOUR fault- if
you had provided enough foreign aid then we would not be at war over the
last remaining stand of thorn bush on the Veldt, so send us money and
the Children can be innocent again."

Other than that- they are just making stuff up that really doesn't
matter. And if they are really insistent- shoot them. Or have one of
your finely tuned killing machine Child Soldiers do it for you.

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Weapons- paint the end of their rifles orange and nobody will suspect
they are real.. they will think they are play guns- until your Child
Soldiers start mowing down the oppos.

Ill forever be looking at the neighboor kids with suspicion from now on

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Weapons- paint the end of their rifles orange and nobody will suspect they are real.. they will think they are play guns- until your Child
Soldiers start mowing down the oppos.

I thought P110,000 (US2,000) was a lot for two "AirSoft" rifles! A magnum sniper rifle and folding stock AK-47. Twisted Evil

Now I wonder about the "Field trip to Mindanao, where the Philippine wanna-be Al-Qeida are, for the AirSoft Tournament" Twisted Evil

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