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FROM THE DESK OF
BARRISTER DAVID BRIMLEY
LEGAL PRACTITIONER
# 12 SENATORS STREET
GARKI ABUJA
NIGERIA.
TEL234-1-8975-613
MOBILE:234-8034-482-543
EMAIL:[email protected]
22nd-AUGUST-2005.
ATTENTION: VERY URGENT.

DEAR ******,

I CRAVE YOUR INDULGIENCE FOR THE UNSOLICITED NATURE OF THIS LETTER, BUT IT
WAS BORNE OUT OF DESPERATION AND CURRENT DEVELOPMENT. PLEASE BEAR WITH ME.

I AM BARRISTER DAVID BRIMLEY, A SOLICITOR AT LAW.I AM AN AMERICAN PRESENTLY
RESIDING IN NIGERIA DUE TO MY CURRENT POTFOLIO AS THE COMPANY LAWYER TO
UNITED BANK OF AFRICA PLC. I WAS THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO LATE MR. LYNCH, A
FOREIGNER AND AN OIL CONSULTANT/CONTRACTOR WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL
PETROLEUM CORPORATION(NNPC) WHOM HEREIN AFTER SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS MY
CLIENT, I HAVE WHITEAN URGENT AND-ERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR
YOU.

ON THE SATURDAY THE 4TH OF MAY 2002 MY CLIENT MR.LYNCH DIED IN A PLANE
CRASH ENROUTE KANO TO LAGOS ON AN AIRCRAFT NAMED EAS AIRLINE BAC
111-500.MOST OF THE OCCUPANTS OF THE AIR-CRAFT UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR
LIVES. INCLUDING THE SPORTS MINISTER, ISHAYA MARK AKU AND OTHER IMPORTANT
RSONALITIES. SINCE THEN I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES TO HIS EMBASSY TO
LOCATE ANY OF MY CLIENTS EXTENDED RELATIVES, THIS HAS ALSO PROVED
UNSUCCESSFUL. AFTER THESE SEVERAL UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS, I DECIDED TO TRACE
HIS RELATIVES OVER THE INTERNET,TO LOCATE ANY MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY BUT OF NO
AVAIL, HENCE I CONTACTED YOU.

I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO ASSIST ME IN REPARTRATING THE MONEY LEFT BEHIND BY
MY CLIENT BEFORE THEY GET CONFISICATED OR DECLARED UNSERVICEABLE BY THE
FINANCE HOUSE WHERE THIS HUGE DEPOSITS WERE LODGED.

PARTICULARLY, THE FINANCE HOUSE WHERE THE DECEASED HAD AN ACCOUNT VALUED AT
ABOUT US$20.9M (TWENTY MILLION,NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS)
HAS ISSUED ME A NOTICE TO PROVIDE THE NEXT OF KIN OR HAVE THE ACCOUNT
CONFISICATED WITHIN THE NEXT TEN OFFICIAL WORKING DAYS. SINCE I HAVE BEEN
UNSUCCESFULL IN LOCATING THE RELATIVES FOR OVER 3YEARS NOW I SEEK YOUR
CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED SO THAT THE
PROCEEDS OF THIS ACCOUNT VALUED AT $20.9 MILLION DOLLARS CAN BE PAID TO YOU
AND THEN YOU AND I CAN SHARE THE MONEY. 55% TO ME AND 40% TO YOU,WHILE 5%
SHOULD BE FOR EXPENSES OR TAX AS THE GOVERNNMENT MAY REQUIRE,I HAVE ALL
NECESSARY LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT CAN BE USED TO BACK UP ANY CLAIM WE MAY MAKE.

HOWEVER,IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS PROJECT, YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND THE
BELOW INFORMATION TO ME,TO ENABLE ME FORWARD YOUR NAME TO THE FINANCE HOUSE
AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT.

{1}. YOUR FULL NAME.
{2}. YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.
{3}. YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER.
{4}. YOUR AGE & OCCUPATION.
{5}. YOUR IDENTIFICATION.

I WISH TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL COST YOU NOTHING AS I
SHALL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL FINANCIAL COMMITMENT THAT MAY COME UP IN THE
CAUSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.
ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR HONEST COOPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION
THROUGH. I GUARANTEE YOU THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE
ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW.PLEASE GET IN
TOUCH WITH ME BY MY SECURED AND CONFIDENTIAL
EMAIL:{[email protected]}

MY VERY BEST REGARD
BARRISTER DAVID BRIMLEY.
COMPANY LAWYER UNITED BANK OF AFRICA PLC.

NOTE: YOU CAN FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THIS PLANE CRASH ON THIS WEB
SITE:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1968300.stm

Seems genuine enough........ Wink

nice short reply with some Spellers

Dear Mr David,

I am so sorry to hear about this, can you please tell me more so that I cann quickly arrange to come to Nigeria to collect my stash.
I am honest in every way and have lots of faith in you and your urgent request,and I would like to become very rich too, overnight. I am very well excited about coming to get some money,what do i do next?

I await your reply with holding breath,
Christina

instantly replies, but still, despite me signing as Christina, the bait calls me chris...oh dear, I don't like his approach

Dear Chris,

am happy to here you said you want to come dawn to Nigeria, this had showed
me how serious and committed you are towards this transaction. I must say
that am rely impressed. But I must advice you not to worry about that, as I
will be there to represent you if any needs arrives, all I need from you is
your honest corporation. Which is very important is a transaction that
involves a huge amount of money like this and to enable us see this
transaction a successes, I guarantee you that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

I know that transaction of this magnitude will make anyone prehensive or
worried but I can assure you that you will not regret been part of this
mutual beneficial transaction. Just be honest to me and i will be honest
with you. I have all necessary document that will be use to back you up as
the real beneficiary to my client. But if you still insist on coming to
Nigeria, then all pleasure will be mine. Just send me your flight schedule
so that I can come and picked you at the airport and make your hotels
reservations or you can as well stay with me since we are brothers.
(US). Please my dear; you have to send me those information that I requested
to 1. Your Full Name,2. Your Telephone Numbers and Fax Number,3. Your
Contact Address. (House Address)4. Age,5.Occupation,To enable me procure the
necessary documents needed and to meet up with
the banks stipulated time before the funds will be declared unserviceable.

Finally i want you to assure me that you will not sit on the total funds but
will gladly take your Percentage and let me have mine.I will appreciate your
immediate response.
I await your reply,

Warmest regards
David
NB.
Please call me on my direct line +234-1-790-3807 or my mobile line
+234-803-448-2543 so we can discuss more. i will be waiting for your call.

Take my percentage???!!!??? Man, the cheek of this guy! Oh well, I decide to lay it on a bit...

My good man Davis,

I would be more than willing to provide you with this informaTION, but you know as well as i am, that there are some very nasty people around and how do I Know that I can trust you? You say that you are trustworthy, and I do believe you, but how can a woman be sure these days? I mean, my last three husbands all said the very same things to me, poor things, but at least I got good settelements from them.
My brother, we must ensure that this transaction is legal, and i will require proof of you are whom you say you are before i send you my bNK details. I work in new york city, am fabulously beautiful and i also like black men too, so maybe, if you are good looking, we could y'know, like, have some fun? what do you say? Unfortunately though, my phone sah broken, as i was chatting for ages to my best friend last night, so i cannot ring you just yet, but if you can wait a bit i might just call you to discuss the transaction.
Can i really trust you though? that is what i'm like thinking right now...i'm not sure that you are being honest with me.I am a woman with pride and principles you know, and i don't like being messt about, but i do kinda like the idea of becoming fabulously rich AND beautiful too.

Please reply to me with your details and what I do next.

Christina

more to follow... Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:07 am

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I mean, my last three husbands all said the very same things to me, poor things, but at least I got good settelements from them.

I liked that. You've had your heart broken, but you made them pay. You have money. They'll love that.

Quote:

am fabulously beautiful and i also like black men too, so maybe, if you are good looking, we could y'know, like, have some fun?

Ah the promise of possible pleasures of the flesh. nice.

Quote:

but i do kinda like the idea of becoming fabulously rich AND beautiful too.

Greedy and vain. Everything a man with imaginary funds loves.

Good work.
Nurse nasty

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Thanks Nurse, I'm getting loads of these mails now that I've posted on forums, and enjoying taking them apart....This lad is in for a real hard slapping in a minute, as he hasn't responded to my request...... Evil or Very Mad

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time for a rather gentle slap....

Dearest David,

I am awaiting your response to my mail. Do you not wish to proceede with the transaction? I would like to assist you, but if you continue to ignore my emails, I cannot help you.

I have asked for you to send some ID so that i know i can trust you, but again, you haven't. I am very busy here in New York, and am a modal, so i have to have photo sessions for magazines all the time, so therefore, I only have short periods of time to myself.

Please get in touch and let me know how you would like me?

regards
Christina

I won't be quite so nice next time around..