Ken Shabby's marriage modalities * Updated July 6th *

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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:33 pm

Ken Shabby stoops to yet another low! I originally wanted to bait a Russian bride scammer, but she didn't nibble. So I set up a minimal profile on a dating site, and in between dealing with legitimate offers (after all, who wouldn't want to date someone based on a complete lie?) I had a nibble! Juliet DaSilver v Ken Shabby!

This is what I had waiting for me on the dating site:

Quote:

From: lovelyjuly Date: 2005-06-27 23:10:32 Reply
[email protected]

Dear Friend,
I am Ms Juliet Dasilver, 29 y/o and also a United Kingdon citizen. I came across your profile at the dating site and felt so please about it so I decided to send you an email. I am single, and used to live with my late parents, Sir and Madam Benjamin Dasilver who died two years ago in a ghastly Road Traffic Accident.
They have since been buried and may their gentle souls rest in perfect peace.
I just concluded my MSc. in Estate Management and am presentl

For some reason I lost my reply to Juliet's mail. It might be around somewhere, but I'm tired Razz

So it's off to e-mail we go!

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Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 04:54:49 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ken Shabby"
Subject: Juliet!
To: [email protected]

My dearest Juliet!

I must say I was deeply saddened by the news of your
parents' untimely demise. And to think that you're all
alone in this cruel, cruel world! Is there anything I
can do to ease your pain?

Juliet replies! With pics! Cool

I didn't even have to prompt her either!

Quote:

From: "juliet dasilver" <[email protected]>
To: Ken
Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2005 11:29:27 +0800
Subject: JULIET PICTURES...

Dear Ken,

Thanks for your response to my mail. How are you today? Thanks so much
for your concern about me and the untilmely demise of my parents.
Loneliness makes me visit the dating site, I am very new at this internet
dating, so I don�t know if it truly works. I came to the site in search
of a workable relationship or friendship with someone I can possibly
share my deep down feelings with , so I feels so pleased letting you know
more about me. The past few weeks have been tedious to say the least. I
have been holding series of meetings with my fathers partners as I
would like to continue in the partnership in the stead of my late dad but
the partners (two of them) do not believe in the feasibility of my
proposal. According to them, I do not have the Professional Competence to
merit the hold of my fathers initial share of the partnership.
They now want to dilute the shares and make my father a silent investor
since they own controlling shares (about 91%) in the business. I took
them to court initially but we later decided to settle out of court but
when things were not working out, I asked my lawyer to return to court
and today, the court ruled in their favour.
As I write you, I write amidst mixed feelings but that is life and one
must learn to live it the way it comes.
But then, I thank God for the kind of father I had. Since my birth, my
father had been setting aside (for me, his only child) a good
percentage of his monthly earnings in a special endowment fund account which he
opened with a local Investment Bank.
One of the agreements my father had with the Bank was that they would
invest the savings over the long-term in real estate, fixed-income
securities, stocks etc. These were to ensure superior returns on the savings
in terms of interest payments, capital appreciation and capital gains.
And due to compounding of the investment value over the many years, the
present capital value is about #6,224,709.57
The receipt of this Trust fund is all I want to give my attention now
because I am hell bent on relocating outside the United Kingdom to start
a new life.
I have forwarded copies of my pictures to you while I would appreciate
it if you could send yours too? I would also like to know more about
you and what you do in your reply to my mail.
Thanks and have a pleasant day, I await your thoughtful response.

With love,
Juliet Dasilver.
P.S. You can reach me on these numbers anytime TEL: +447040106605, FAX:
+448717222186

I tried the number, but skype complained about it. Buggered if I know why I couldn't call Confused

Still, I'm curious to know whether "Juliet" is a she-lad or if I'll end up speaking to a male representative Mad

Anyway, here are her pics:

Not bad! At least the mugu's chosen a decent looking wife for me! Wink

Quote:

Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2005 05:10:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ken Shabby"
Subject: Re: JULIET PICTURES...
To: "juliet dasilver" <[email protected]>

My beloved Juliet!

Thankyou for the wonderful pictures you sent! What an
attractive young woman you are! It pains me to know
that you're lonely. I trust that my experience with
business should be of assistance here. I know how
tedious meetings can be, which is why I seek to avoid
them at all costs. However, I trust that you'll join
me in the US where I can take care of you. Please
write back soon! My scrotum is shivering with
anticipation!

Your Ken.

PS: I've included a recent picture of myself. Hope you
like it! (I did a quick google search for male models and sent her the first halfway decent looking arse clown I spotted! If she wants nudie pics, I might be in strife! Shocked

)

"She" accepts the pic I sent! Yay!

Quote:

From: "juliet dasilver" <[email protected]>
To: "Ken Shabby"
Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2005 22:43:20 +0800
Subject: Good reading from you...

Dear Ken,
Thanks for your response your cute and lovely, appreciation and for
your concern about me, It is highly appreciated. I am more pleased
corresponding with you... Ken.
Like I had told you I have decided to commit every of my efforts to the
receipt of the Trust fund made in my behalf.
Since my parents died, I have not really had someone close to me that I
can share my deep thoughts with and this is why I have chosen to have a
relationship with you.
Thank God for my life and my pastor, he has always stood by me even
while my parents were alive. He prays for me and gives spiritual counsel
from time to time.
As a conscious woman, my hobbies revolve round any activity that would
ensure I maintain my tone and beauty. I enjoy watching basketball and
rugby though I am a tennis player.
My favorite color is blue and I enjoy seeing interesting sceneries and
visiting ancient and monumental sights. As for food, I am in love with
sea foods and you can bet this love was transferred from my dad.
Will stop here as I just got a phone call from my lawyer to catch up
with him soon. Expecting to read from you soon.

With lots of love,
Juliet Dasilver.

So we're dancing around the topic of the money. Before we get to the meat of the scam, I need to be all lovey-dovey with this mugu. I really, really hope it's not some fat, middle-aged bloke typing away at an internet cafe in Lagos. puke

Still, if there's any consolation, hopefully my mugu's skin is crawling as much as mine is...I don't want to feck this up, though.

Quote:

Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2005 16:56:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ken Shabby" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Good reading from you...
To: "juliet dasilver" <[email protected]>

Dearest Juliet,

How wonderful to receive an email from you once more!
I'm glad to see that you enjoyed my picture, and I
hope that we can exchange more later on!

I trust that you can share any and all intimate
secrets with me, my love. I enjoy golf, skiing and
tennis, and I love keeping myself in shape for
whatever life may throw at me. My favourite colour is
red, and I also enjoy seafood. Perhaps I can help with
your lawyer if it will take your mind off the trust
fund. After all, all work and no play will make Juliet
a dull girl!

Write back soon, my sweet!

Juliet's not one to beat around the bush! Still, she's a special girl, and she's Kenny's first wife to be, so it'll be only the finest drive through chapel in Vegas for us! Note how the topic of marriage enters the picture now Smile

Quote:

From: "juliet dasilver" <[email protected]>
To: "Ken Shabby"
Date: Tue, 28 Jun 2005 08:42:43 +0800
Subject: Hello Love...

Dear Ken,

How are you today? I feels very happy reading your mail,you are someone
I can reckon with, someone I can share my innermost feelings with which
makes me feel more comfortable corresponding with you.

I have been so confused since I started making visits to the Bank that
hold the trusteeship to the Trust fund.

The Bank, SPI Bank is still holding on to the funds and they claim I
can not have access to the funds until I am married and present my
marriage documents to them.
According to the Bank Manager, my late father filled some documents
that in case of any eventuality on his side, I should be denied access to
the funds until I am married as he believed that marriage confers
responsibility and a man in my life would avoid a likely mismanagement of
the funds.
In this vein, I have spoken to my lawyer and he also feels that if I
need the funds, I should hasten my efforts at marriage since the bank can
not act outside the Agreement between them and my late father.
Since marriage is the only route to the funds, I have decided to make
plans for marriage but I am not sure of who to get married to. Really
willing to get married to you with the little I knows about you ( Laughing

), but I do
not know of yours if you ever have any marriage plans for me...

I also intend putting the funds for investment purposes outside United
Kingdom where I would settle down to start a new life. In your next
mail, please kindly advise me on the kind of profitable investment I can
use this money for in your country.

I would want you to get back to me accordingly.

With love,
Juliet.

Cupid's arrow has found its target! I conveniently ignore any demands to explain how I'll squander my fiancee's fortune Twisted Evil

I'm open to suggestions though!

OK. So Juliet wants to talk marriage. That's cool - Ken's a commitment kind of a guy. Luckily I keep a marriage licence application form handy just in case!

Quote:

Date: Tue, 28 Jun 2005 03:37:56 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ken Shabby"
Subject: Re: Hello Love...
To: "juliet dasilver" <[email protected]>

My dear Juliet,

Being married to you would make me feel like I'm the
luckiest person alive! To have someone as full of life
as you in my life would be a dream come true!

Perhaps I can deal with the SPI bank. What details do
you have for them? I've been in business for some
time, and I know the modalities inside out so don't
worry about those greedy, scheming lawyers and
bankers, my love!

I know this sounds sudden, but I have spoken with my
Pastor, and he has supplied me with this marriage
certificate for you to complete. Once we take care of
this, my beloved, I can help you with your
inheritance!

Write back soon, my sweet.

Love always,

Ken Shabby
Shabby's Sexyland Store
Rear Action Hotline Phone Service
The Shabby Shelter

I sent her off the marriage licence application form as well. Nothing too suspicious, hopefully!

It seems Juliet didn't like me casting aspersions at her lawyer and banker! Trouble in paradise, perhaps?

Quote:

From: "juliet dasilver" <[email protected]>
To: "Ken Shabby"
Date: Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:30:05 +0800
Subject: Hello Love...

Dearest Ken,

Thanks so much for everything and understanding me.Its a pity I never
met you before now that I have arranged for my lawyer and he has been
the family lawyer for a very long time, so i felt very bad when you
mentioned my lawyer as a greedy and a scheming person. I have arranged for
everything and they are going as planned.My lawyer have been so plain
and understanding.

He has been arranging for it and everything has been fine all I need
from you is your

1. Your full names and contact address
2. Your phone and fax numbers

so we may round up the transaction,release the money from the bank then
move over to you immediatelly then we can carry on with our future so
you can help in investing the money wisely in your country.

Love you so much and will love to read from you soon.

Love Always,
Juliet.

Of course, how can money interfere with the course of true love? Razz

Quote:

Date: Wed, 29 Jun 2005 05:36:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ken Shabby" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Hello Love...
To: "juliet dasilver" <[email protected]>

Juliet my love,

I had no idea of the long standing relationship your
family had with your lawyer. In my experience they
have been nothing but greedy indivudals, which is why
I commented as I did.

As per your request, I will furnish my contact details
as follows:

Ken Shabby
<removed for now>

Tel: +1-360-283-5236
Fax: +1-206-984-2993

I was hoping to find that you'd completed the marriage
licence form I sent you yesterday. After all, I'm just
trying to do my bit to expedite proceedings here, my
sweet!

I did try calling you yesterday, but there seems to be
a problem with your phone. I couldn't get through at
all. Can you re-send your telephone number?

Love always,

Ken

All is forgiven, and Juliet moves to a yahoo account for some bloody reason.

Quote:

Date: Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:53:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Juliet Dasilver" <[email protected]>
Subject: Sweetheart... puke

To: "Ken Shabby"

Dearest Ken,

Thanks for the details, I really appreciates you for everything and your understanding. Sorry you could not get me on phone yesterday, It would have been lovely to hear your voice on phone honey, but I will definately get to you on phone since I have your number now and please keep mailling me on my yahoo email [email protected] from now as I have not renewed my account with doramail to avoid lost of mails.

I would forward the details to the lawyer immediately so he can start the documentation/legal processing.

I want to reassure you that this would not put you or me in any kind of problem now or in the nearest future as the money in question is truly mine. Since marriage is the only route to the funds, so I am denied access to the fund until I am married as my dad believed that marriage confers responsibility and a man in my life would avoid a likely mismanagement of the funds.We are also guaranteed of 100% success by the lawyer.

All you need to do now as the lawyer shall commence with the documentation processing is to get yourself committed. You should also give the process all the confidentiality it requires and keep it out of open discussion with anybody.

This is very important and I am sure you know why. (Sure. We don't want your dirty little secret to be revealed!)

You can also be sure that the whole process and eventual release of the funds to us will not exceed 10 working days date of submission of related documents. (Like that's gonna happen! Laughing

)

Lastly, I will be monitoring the whole process and would not hesitate to let you have a copy of every document I get from the lawyer and the Bank for your perusal and records.

With love.
Juliet Dasilver.

Due to end of financial year issues, I didn't want to play star-crossed lovers with Juliet last night, but sure enough, I have another reply. Gotta love the title of her email!

Quote:

Date: Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:33:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Juliet Dasilver" <[email protected]>
Subject: Thank God I Found You...
To: Ken
Dearest Ken,

Thanks so much for honey for been there for me all day. How are you today? Let me start by saying that I thank God every night since I found you at the dating site. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us.

You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I never thought that someone could love me like you do, but guess what? I love you that much too. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I dont mind being a fool for the rest of my life just for you.

I love you so much and I know you love me too. I can reallyknow how we feel about each other. I meant every word I said. I love you and unto you alone I will submit my love . I would do anything, I love you so much. Today I promise you that I would do anything in my power to make you a great person, outstanding father and loving husband. I LOVE YOU!!!

I have been trying to hear your voice on the phone but could not get through I guess its network problem,could not wait again to meet you honey.

I will let you know as soon I am through with the marriage form you sent to me and I have given your informations to the lawyer so he start the documentations immediately for the release of the fund so I can come over to you immediatelly and promise to let you have every document I receive from the lawyer and the bankf or your persual and records.

You can always reach me on these numbers anyday anytime and let me read from you soon.

Tel: +447040106605

FAX: +448717222186

Lots of love,

Juliet.

Same number as before. If anyone else wants to try that number, feel free. I suggest you tell "Juliet" that you're calling regarding the wedding or something like that. Anyway, I'll try the number again for good measure. I was about to call, when this arrived! So I was right! There was a problem with that phone no!

Quote:

Date: Thu, 30 Jun 2005 23:53:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Juliet Dasilver" <[email protected]>
Subject: Update
To: [email protected]

Dear Ken,

Thanks for the details, I would forward them to the lawyer immediately so he can start the documentation/legal processing.

I want to reassure you that this would not put you in any kind of problem now or in the nearest future as the money in question is truly mine and the receipt of the funds does not amount to any fraud. We are also guaranteed of 100% success.

All you need to do now as the lawyer shall commence with the documentation processing is to get yourself committed. You should also give the process all the confidentiality it requires and keep it out of open discussion with anybody.

This is very important and I am sure you know why.

You can also be sure that the whole process and eventual release of the funds to us will not exceed 10 working days date of submission of related documents.

Lastly, I will be monitoring the whole process and would not hesitate to let you have a copy of every document I get from the lawyer and the Bank for your perusal and records.

With love.

Juliet

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY PHONE

You can reach me on these numbers anytime TEL: +447040119767 +447040106605, FAX: +448717222186

Time to lay it on nice and thick now...

Quote:

Date: Fri, 1 Jul 2005 04:59:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ken Shabby"
Subject: Re: Thank God I Found You...
To: "Juliet Dasilver" <[email protected]>

Juliet my love,

I'll try calling later tonight. I suspect the problem
has been with my phone or my exchange. I'm not sure
what. I just wanted to make sure that I had the
correct telephone number. I did see workmen poking
around this morning, so perhaps they have
inadvertantly done something to my phone lines. I'll
check this out later on though.

My heart leaps for joy reading that I've brought a ray
of sunshine into your life! I look forward to talking
to you on the phone, and hopefully we'll hear each
other's voices! I can't wait!

My love, why not provide your bank's and lawyer's
details? I can talk to them and resolve this without
any undue stress.

I hope to hear from you soon! You're the first thing
on my mind in the morning, and you're the last thing I
think of before I go to sleep! I love you!

OK..Time to call her. If it's a bloke, there'll be tears before bedtime!

Circumcision is mutilation. · Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:08 pm

I like that form, and that means I am going to unashamedly steal it for my own use.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Twisted Evil

(Assuming of course you don't mind Question

)

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:43 pm

You've got two 18s. And where's "Has the female stopped cheating on her last boyfriend yet?"

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:54 pm

@ thepyrofish: Feel free to do so Wink

@ Nidoking: I didn't realise that, and I didn't think to ask that. After all, I want Juliet (or whoever the hell it really is) to think this is what really goes on over here Razz

EDIT: Surprise, surprise...I still can't reach Juliet via skype. Something's decidedly dodgy with the phone numbers provided, or skype just doesn't want us to be together Razz

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:41 pm

I've been a little busy, and so has Juliet, most likely on the prowl for other magas. So I finally get something showing her alleged millions. As if I ever doubted her...

Quote:

Dear Ken,

How are you and everything generally? I happy to inform you that I have been able to raise the require �8000 for the lawyer to prepare all necessary document in your name as the new beneficiary of the money.

However, after submission of the affidivat from the federal high court and other related documents to SPI, he requested for my Current Statement of account for the month of June and also the Transfer request application form. I have attached the two documents to this message in other not to cause any delay. As you would see in the Transfer request application form, I have filled where is requested of me and I have also sign. You will now have to print out this two documents and you FILL the beneficiary part with your personal information and your nominated bank account details. You would also sign your signature at the require place. After you have neatly fill and sign the document, you would have to FAX the two documents to SPI.

Here are the SPI contact information below

Lewisham High Street
London. SE13 6LQ
UNITED KINGDOM

Tel:+44 704 011 1998

Fax:+44 870 130 3659

Endeavour to FAX`the two document to SPI today and get back to me as soon as possible.
with love

Juliet

Now I initially did try faxing the bloody attachments, but then I realised that's not the way to do it. Poor Ken's fax finally gave up the ghost Razz

Quote:

My dearest Juliet,

I tried and tried to send that fax to your bank today,
but I think the fax machine has finally broken down. I
had the papers all ready to send when it made this
terrible whirring noise and I could smell what sounded
suspiciously like burning wire insulation. Anyway, I
was distracted and got called away for only a moment.
When I returned, I was horrified to see that the fax
machine had caught fire! All that remains on my desk
is this weirdly shaped plastic and scorched metal
blob. Alas, the paper was burnt to ashes. I am,
however, considering selling it to an acquaintance who
runs an art gallery. He assures me that his clients
are willing to pay for "post-modern sculptures",
whatever that may be.

What I was meaning to ask was if you had any other
contact details for the bank. Do they have a website
or email that I can send the documents to? Please let
me know, my love.

I have also been thinking about what to do for our
wedding. Have you been to Las Vegas? I believe they
have wonderfully modern and clean chapels there. But
perhaps you prefer a more traditional wedding. Have
you selected a wedding dress yet? What about wedding
rings? Let me know soonest,

Love always,

Ken.

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