Started a new one....and this lad is thick!

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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:31 am

louisstores: hi
reverendmothervang: hey
reverendmothervang: whats up?
louisstores: am kool
BUZZ!!!
reverendmothervang: kool about what?
reverendmothervang: I dont have the volume on, so buzzing does nothing
reverendmothervang: so, what are you buying or selling?
louisstores: am a funds officer
reverendmothervang: ahh....sounds interesting
louisstores: were are u from
reverendmothervang: I am a courier for a church
reverendmothervang: Chicago
louisstores: ok
louisstores: there is a funds release from the central bank of nigeria
reverendmothervang: I travel a LOT in my job
reverendmothervang: oh, really
louisstores: i will like to know if you are in trested in it
reverendmothervang: We have been looking to open a mission in Nigeria
louisstores: ok
reverendmothervang: We just opened one in South Africa
louisstores: that good
reverendmothervang: yes... and I ended up carrying over the cash under diplomatic seal to fund it with
reverendmothervang: that was exciting
reverendmothervang: flew in to Capetown with almost $100,000 in my pouch
louisstores: ok
reverendmothervang: plus bribe money
reverendmothervang: but that was in gold
louisstores: i will send you the letter now to fill the forms out
reverendmothervang: hmmm
reverendmothervang: I dont know... I have heard a lot of things about nigerian scams
reverendmothervang: are u with a bank or something?
reverendmothervang: I will tell you what... send me the details and will look at it
louisstores: this is not a scamm
reverendmothervang: then send me the details
louisstores: is as you respond to them they will send the money to tou
louisstores: i will send you the form to fill
louisstores: and you will send it to the bank
reverendmothervang: ok
louisstores: your name
louisstores: plz
reverendmothervang: I am the Reverend Mother Vang di Hagedis of the Assembly of Opus, USA. I am the Director of Communications
louisstores: ok
louisstores: nice to meet you sir
reverendmothervang: sir?????
reverendmothervang: I am a nun...a woman
reverendmothervang: as in Reverend mother
louisstores: ok
reverendmothervang: my email is [email protected]
louisstores: ok
louisstores: your real name
louisstores: sir
reverendmothervang: That is my real name, and if you call me sir again I will close this conversation. I told you that I am a WOMAN!
louisstores: ok
louisstores: your name madam
reverendmothervang: I just told you. I am the Reverend Mother Vang di Hagedis of the Assembly of Opus, USA. I am the Director of Communications
louisstores: ok
louisstores: what time are u there now
reverendmothervang: 7:10 pm
louisstores: ok
reverendmothervang: here is my photo
louisstores: ok
louisstores: kool
louisstores: i will send you my pics
louisstores: with the letter
reverendmothervang: you can download the pic anytime
louisstores: ok
reverendmothervang: I will open the email later, it is time for our vespers prayers to St. Berke
reverendmothervang: May St Berke bless you
reverendmothervang: later
louisstores: ok
louisstores: ok

END FOR NOW.... but I see a new convert to the Assembly of Opus (USA) in the near future

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:21 pm

"Charles" sent me the usual BS documents with a picture of the real Charles Soludo C&P'd off the CBN website... I strung him along a bit by acting like a stupido..

Quote:

Dear Professor Soludo:
I have a few questions about the form you sent me.
Could we meet on yahoo messenger sometime so that you
can straighten me out?
Thank you,
Reverend Mother Vang di Hagedis,
Communications Director
Assembly of Opus (USA)

He also was very insistant that I contact the barrister.....

Quote:

Thanks for your quick respond,
in the form i sent to you there is a
place you need to summit the form with an affividavit,
so you need a
lawyer that can help you get the affivdavit doccument.
so i have get a
lawyer from the bank that will help you to get the neccesary
document.
This is the lawyer name:Barrister john,
and this is the
email address:[email protected]
i want you to get in toch with
him and i want you to send your international passport to him so that he
can go futher the transaction.
any thing the lawyer tells you please
try to be telling so that i can guide you through.and anthing the
barrister tell you you must accept so that he go ahead for the
tracaction.

Best Regard
prof,charles soludo
Gonernor of the
central bank of nigeria

So I replied

Quote:

Charles:
You are getting awfully insistant in a hurry. I don't
know what this contract is for, what kind of service
that I am supposed to provide for it, or even if it is
legal. Also, for someone who has such a high position,
your spelling is atrocious. Is English a second
language for you? If so, you need to hire a competant
secretary to proof your letters. I told you that I
want to meet you on messenger to answer my questions,
let's set up a time for that.
Reverend Mother Vang

At this point I decided to attempt an arrest...yes, in Nigeria...we can dream, can't we? I sent this to the antifraud unit at the CBN:

Quote:

Dear Sirs:
I received this email from a 419 scammer last night. He first conatcted me on Yahoo Chat. Since he used images and names from your legitimate web site, I thought that you should be notified. If you like, I can set him up with a specific time to contact me on Yahoo Chat so that you can make an arrest while he is at the computer. He goes by the yahoo ID of louisstores on the chat.
Making a public arrest of this criminal would go a long ways toward showing the world the Nigeria is serious about this criminal activity that besmirches the reputation of your wonderful country.
Thank you,
<my name>, aka Reverend Mother Vang di Hagedis

Now back to YIM:

Quote:

centralbank1nigeria: hi
centralbank1nigeria: rev
centralbank1nigeria: prof_charles on the line
reverendmothervang: hello charles
centralbank1nigeria: am fine
reverendmothervang: How are you today
centralbank1nigeria: fine
centralbank1nigeria: did you see my email
reverendmothervang: yes, did you see mine?
centralbank1nigeria: i sent to you early
reverendmothervang: ahh
reverendmothervang: what time is it there?
centralbank1nigeria: 4pm
reverendmothervang: almost closing time for you... It is 11pm here
centralbank1nigeria: ok
centralbank1nigeria: i want you do as i told you
centralbank1nigeria: in the email i sent to you
centralbank1nigeria: check the mail i sent to you
reverendmothervang: that is getting awfully demanding Charles. I think that you need to read the email I just sent you a few minutes ago
centralbank1nigeria: you just sent me an mail now
reverendmothervang: Just a few minutes ago, maybe 15
centralbank1nigeria: to where did you sent it
reverendmothervang: and by the way, when you sent that first mail to me, do you realize that you sent it 8 times?
reverendmothervang: To the reply address.... that sisy.com or whatever it was
centralbank1nigeria: i dont think so i was the system that was faulty then
centralbank1nigeria: yes
centralbank1nigeria: that my private email
reverendmothervang: you need to check that one
centralbank1nigeria: ok
centralbank1nigeria: i will do that now
reverendmothervang: ok
centralbank1nigeria: because i will be living now
reverendmothervang: very well, contact me tomorrow then
centralbank1nigeria: because i have a urgent meeting with the senate president
centralbank1nigeria: now
reverendmothervang: about noon your time, that would be 8pm here
centralbank1nigeria: yes
centralbank1nigeria: but you saw the email i sent to you
reverendmothervang: yes, but I want to speak with you more so you can answer my questions
centralbank1nigeria: ok
reverendmothervang: so tomorrow
centralbank1nigeria: go on now
reverendmothervang: tell the president Hi for me... He is a sweet man
centralbank1nigeria: ok
reverendmothervang: met him last year when the Cardinal came through
centralbank1nigeria: ok
centralbank1nigeria: i want you to do exactly i as i told you
centralbank1nigeria: have u contact the lawyer
centralbank1nigeria: hi rev
centralbank1nigeria: are u there

At this point I contact the EFCC and send them everything that he has sent me...

Quote:

Dear sirs:
I am in contact with a person purporting to be Professor Charles
Soludo, Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria. He contacted me on yahoo
messenger, then followed up with a series of emails. I am willing to work
with you to arrest this man who is besmirching the good name of Dr.
Soludo. He will be contacting me on messenger tomorrow at noon your time
(Lagos)He is using the yahoo name "centralbank1nigeria". I am copying
his last email to me in this letter, along with his IP address.
I certainly hope that you can catch him in the act and help cleanse
your country of these thieves. This scammer thinks that I am a nun,
because that is the identity that I use when baiting them.

Then back to YIM...

Quote:

centralbank1nigeria: hello
BUZZ!!!
reverendmothervang: Hello Charles... sorry about the delay
centralbank1nigeria: ok
reverendmothervang: I was on the telephone with a mutual friend of ours
centralbank1nigeria: ok
centralbank1nigeria: so how is it now rev?
reverendmothervang: really good... Our friend Mallum Ribadu over in your country says to tell you hello and that he will be seeing you soon
centralbank1nigeria: ok
reverendmothervang: Mallum is such a sweet man for a bureaucrat
reverendmothervang: I am having trouble with those documents
reverendmothervang: My printer/scanner is not working
centralbank1nigeria: how
centralbank1nigeria: ok
reverendmothervang: I think you may have to fax them to me
centralbank1nigeria: did you email the lawyer at all?

reverendmothervang: not yet, I told you that I had some questions about the forms
reverendmothervang: that I would like you to answer
centralbank1nigeria: that is why i ask you to contact him first
centralbank1nigeria: bcox his the one to put us through
reverendmothervang: Well, first the amount on the forms read both $40 million USD AND $15.5 Million USD
reverendmothervang: which is it?
centralbank1nigeria: it is 40 not 15
centralbank1nigeria: take note on that
reverendmothervang: ok, then that will have to be changed on the forms
reverendmothervang: that is really sloppy work
centralbank1nigeria: yes
reverendmothervang: you need to have a talk with the person who did that
centralbank1nigeria: i do
reverendmothervang: ok.. I will go ahead and email the attorney tonight
centralbank1nigeria: ok
reverendmothervang: but I am curious...what service do I have to perform for your country to be a contractor?
centralbank1nigeria: and please do get back to me as soon as you did receive his message
centralbank1nigeria: it is just that the govt awarded it out
centralbank1nigeria: and you were selected among
reverendmothervang: Hmmm. I mean, the sisters here make a very good wine from grapes in our own vinyard, but I dont know that we could fill an order for $40 Million... I mean the largest crop we ever had was about $75,000 worth
centralbank1nigeria: ok
reverendmothervang: I suppose we could build an orphanage in Nigeria or something to make up the balance....
centralbank1nigeria: yes
centralbank1nigeria: that will be good
centralbank1nigeria: but rev
centralbank1nigeria: just make sure you did all what the attorney ask you to do

reverendmothervang: do you know of a good location that we could use?
centralbank1nigeria: i will get that for you
centralbank1nigeria: i have many location here
reverendmothervang: ok, please email me a picture of the place and the size so I can do a presentation to our foreign ministries board
reverendmothervang: and the cost of it
centralbank1nigeria: i have to attend a short meeting i will be with you in an hours time
centralbank1nigeria: ok
centralbank1nigeria: i will do that as soon as possible
reverendmothervang: Very well, I shall try to be here
centralbank1nigeria: ok
centralbank1nigeria: please do make sure i meet you here
centralbank1nigeria: and also by then you could have email the attorney
reverendmothervang: very well, until later

So I mailed the barrister...

Quote:

Dear Barrister John:
I am forwarding the email from Professor Saludo from the CBN regarding a contract to be awarded in your country. I can commit to the shipment of 1000 cases of our vinyard specialty, 1 litre bottles of our best "Blue Nun" Merlot wine. The cost for this would be $100,000 USD, shipping included.
The balance of the money would be for the opening and operation an orphanage and school in your country. Professor Soludo has informed me that he has several locations available for this purpose.

I am attaching my passport to this email. If you have documents, please send them by fax, since my printer/scanner is not working at the moment. Unfortunatly is is just an inbound fax with no international calling plan, but I am sure that inbound faxes will have no problem. My fax number is 1+4847626275.
Thank you,
Reverend Mother Vang di Hagedis
Communications Director
Assembly of Opus (USA)

I then went back to YIM and started talking to my lad, and right in the middle of the conversation, he drops off...still showing available, but no more responses...I am thinking that possibly he was put in cuffs about that time, because all contacts were so suddenly dropped....no IMs, no emails from either he or the barrister, no faxes.....This was during the time period that I told the EFCC that I was going to have him online. I sent them the full headers on the emails, so they may have been able to figure out where he was scamming from...

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 344

hopefully he did get arrested and in front of a crowd of lads at the net cafe! if all that did occur, might even cause some to rethink the whole 419 thing.

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:33 pm

Unfortunatly that one didnt play out. He was back yesterday with some lame excuses for why he/barrister had not come through. I wasted a few minutes with him and told him that I would contact him at 9pm my time... then shut the computer down and watched the TV the rest of the night..nothing like having them send off line messages over yahoo to waste their time.

When I get back to him I plan to tell him that I have been down with something akin to food poisoning.... And I will be telling the truth...Gawd...cant keep anything down, even the medicine to calm the stomach.... puke

Maybe I will blame him for sending me a virus through his email...

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:17 pm

I got a bit bored with his whining and decided to liven the bait up a bit and throw our favorite boogyman into the mix in order to throw him off his script. I introduce the accountant for the Good Sisters, Mr Walter Mitty.

Quote:

Dear Professor Soludo:

I am writing today on behalf of the Reverend Mother Vang di Hagedis. This matter was referred to me since I am the accountant for the Order of Our Lady of Perpetual Agony, Assembly of Opus (USA).

While it does sound exciting to be able to move an entire harvest and bottling batch of the order's Blue Nun wine, and build an orphanage in Nigeria to boot, I do have some concerns about the deal, the least of which is this barrister whom you have recommended.

I have read the email from the "barrister" and have come to the conclusion that the man is functionally illiterate. He cannot seem to put a sentence together properly, his spelling is atrocious, and he obviously does not know how to use capitalisation shift keys on his computer keyboard. He appears to be a direct refutation of the theories of Charles Darwin.

The fact that he wants so much money for three pieces of documentation also seems excessive.

I have been contacted by a different barrister in your country, a wonderfully educated man named U***n B***o, who is working on another transaction for one of the sisters in the Order. It seems that a long lost cousin, an engineer for a petroleum company died in a plane crash and left our Sister Bertriel $25.5 million (USD) in a Wema Bank account.It seems that when good fortune arrives, it comes in by the boatload.

Mr. B***o's references are immaculate. He is an Oxford graduate practicing before your high court since 1975. I have forwarded him all of the emails from you and from your illiterate barrister along with his initial retainer.

May the most Blessed St. Berke bless and keep you,
Walter Mitty, Chicago Branch Manager
Yakkson-Chewitt, Dewey, Cheetum & Howe
Certified Public Accountants

Boy did that mix it up! My lad went absolutely ballistic....

Quote:

Thanks for your reply,

Let me tell you one thing is the only lawyer
that can help use to get the document here, there is no other lawyer
that access to this transaction on this business.
so let me tell you
that is so many fraud from nigeria am telling you as a governor of the
central bank dont deal business with any body there are tooo many
scammer they will get away with your money.
i no the barrister well he
has scamm one of my friends in ohio in your contry there.i no the
barrister U***n B***o is a scammer i knows him very well is a terroist
don,t deal business with him am assuring you that if you went on and do
business with him if you lose dont said i dont told you.
Barrister
U***n B***o is a scammer dont deal business with him, or any body
contacting you with any fraud mails.
get back to me asap so that i can
sort this deal out.

dont give any money to the barrister U***n B***o
is a scammer.

pls get to me so that i will no what next to
do.

Best Regard
GOVERNOR Charles Soludo

NOTE:Dont do business
with him any longer and any time he message you dont reply him
back.

get back to me now barrister.

you know what as soon as you
recive this email pls call me on my mobile number 2340835161106

So I reply to him...

Quote:

Dear Professor Soludo:
I hope that you understand my confusion regarding your email to me.
Barrister B***o has so far sent me documentation regarding all of his
claims. He has sent me a copy of his degree from Oxford, his license
to practice law in front of your high court, his passport, and a
schedule of fees for all services. You and your barrister, on the
other hand, have provided no real proof of your identities or
qualifications. The only thing that I have from you is a document that
could be made with a photoshop program with a picture cut and pasted
from the CBN website.

The fact that your spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure for
the English language is as bad as your barrister's leads me to believe
that you are either not who you claim to be, or that English is not
your first language. I also do not believe that there is only one
barrister that can perform any and all work for government contracts.
I am afraid that I will have insist on proof of your identity and
proof of the qualifications of any barrister working with you. I will
not accept work from the illiterate barrister that you have
recommended, I shall insist on a barrister who has a working
familiarity with the English language and one with proper
documentation.

Thank you,
Walter Mitty

More to come......

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:02 pm

Nice job!

Isn't it fun to fire the lad's associated characters? Smile

I'm working on the 3rd barrister in one of my baits, and working on number 4.

Z

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