Yet another Princess...

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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:49 pm

Usual mail to start with, princess yada yada yada, father dead, left millions, young dumb brother, old dumb mother, wants to invest, blah blah blah.

Sent off usual response, and got the 'thank you for your interest' scripted crap back, and with this picture:

http://members.419eater.com/~kwae/images/mugupics/PRINCESS.jpg

Yep, the same one we've all seen countless times before... and with the usual requests of wanting to be with me forever, for me to take care of her as her 'father' bla bla bla...

Since I have a few others ongoing right now, I just wondered what it would be like trying to knock them off track right at the start, so I responded with this:

(by the way my character is a very famous (bogus of course) Italian actor in Hollywood, and has starred in many popular films, and quite the charmer with the girls - aka 'Italian Stallion' - Very rich too.)

Quote:

Hey you "Princess"

Did Carlos put you up to this? If he did, then tell him that I think this joke is very funny indeed and the next time I see him, I shall set fire to his Ferrari and blow up his yacht.

Where in Il Diablo did you get Syreeta's picture from? I haven't seen her in many years, but she still looks as hot now as she did when we were lovers!! And I see she still has that Mercedes saloon that I bought for her!

Tell her to write to me. I will enjoy seeing her again, and maybe we can re-live the old romance hahaha!

Who is this anyway? Is it you, Alessandro? Roberto? or perhaps Marcello, that half wit brother of yours? Oh we shall have a good drink and party for this! Ha Ha!

Ciao
Dino.

Any bets on whether they reply to me or not?? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:12 pm

If they do reply, demand a picture of her spread-eagled on the hood of the Benz a la Tawny Kitane in that Whitesnake video.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:27 pm

spread-eagled in ANY way across the hood of the Benz would be enough for me... Razz

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:08 am

So did your lad come to the party with the pic?

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:39 am

Nope, the only response I got was:

Quote:

Dearest Friend,
My darling brother please send to me your full data and banking details so that I will take them to my late father lawyer for the changing of owner ship document to your name, waiting to hear from you,
Yours princess KING Dioka.

Obviously a lad who can't read, just follow instructions that are tattoo'd and stamped on his arms... basically sent a slap as follows:

Quote:

OK. Whoever you are, I am not playing games with you. If you are not
anyone I know, then you must be a newspaper reporter or a paparazzi
photographer. Who are you working for? And what exactly do you want?

And I want to know where you got that picture of Syreeta, because I know
very well that you are not Syreeta.

I think you need to explain a little more to me.

Sono molto confuso
Dino.

Doubt if I'll hear anything else from this one.