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Scammer name: Mark Benson
Submitted by gnothiseauton

X-Apparently-To: "Boris Blacher"
From: "mark Benson" <[email protected]>
Subject: BELOVETH

Dear Beloveth,

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me,
because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is
Mr. Mark Benson. a cin United Arab Emirates (UAE),i have
been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer . It has defiled all
forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about
a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have
not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really
cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I
am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to
people and only focused on my business as that was the only
thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have or
make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives
me a second chance to come to this world I would live my
life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God
has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family members as
well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to
me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to
charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money
to some charity organizations in Austra, cameroun,
liberia,Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I
once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts
and distribute the money which I have there to charity
organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and
kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them
anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have
left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of
is the huge cash deposit of fifteen million dollars
$15,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company
abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity organizations. I have set aside
10% for you and for your time.I am not good in speeches
especially at my hour of weakness but think it over.
God be with you.

Mr. Mark Benson

Date: Mon, 16 May 2005 16:55:05 +0100 (BST)
From: "Boris Blacher"
Subject: RE: BELOVETH
To: "mark Benson" <[email protected]>

Dear Mr. Benson

I received your email and I'm feeling very sorry for
you. I really hope that you are fine today. Of course
your offer sounds very interesting to me. But first I
have to apologise for my very plain English. I'm from
Salzburg/Austria and I'm living in a nursing home in
Glasgow/Scotland since about one year.

Regards,
Boris Blacher

From: "mark Benson" <[email protected]>
Subject: MAY THE GRACE OF GOD BE WITH YOU/URGENT REPLY
To: "Boris Blacher"
Date: Tue, 17 May 2005 11:22:06 +0200

BELOVETH,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
INFACT IT GIVES ME AN INTENSE PLEASURE TO RECEIVE YOUR
RESPONSE HERE IN MY HOSPITAL BED. THIS STILL MAKES ME
BELIEVE THAT REAL CHILDREN OF GOD EXISTS.
HOWEVER,I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE YOUR FULL INFORMATIONS SO
THAT I CAN CONTACT MY LAWYER FOR HIM TO COMMENCE THE
PROCUREMENT OF THE NECCESSARY DOCUMENTS THAT WILL ENABLE
THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU.

IT WILL BE MY GREATEST PLEASURE TO LIVE AND SEE MY MONEY
PUTS SMILE ON PEOPLES FACE.I REALLY NEED YOUR PRAYERS AND
ALSO THAT GOD WILL FORGIVE ME ALL MY SINS OF THE PAST AND
SPARE MY LIFE.

THE INFORMATIONS I NEED FROM YOU ARE AS FOLLOWS:
YOUR FULL NAME AND ADRESS
YOU COUNTRY OF ORIGIN AND WHERE YOU ARE CURRENTLY BASED
YOU OCCUPATION AND AGE
YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY CONTACT.

MAY GOD BE WITH YOU AS I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

MARK BENSON

Date: Tues, 17 May 2005 16:55:05 +0100 (BST)
From: "Boris Blacher"
Subject: RE: BELOVETH
To: "mark Benson" <[email protected]>

Dear Mr. Benson

I hope you are fine today. I'm well so far but unfortunately I'm suffering from flatulentia imposanta colossale (a more severe form of the common flatulentia vulgaris). I've to take medikation (high doses of Lickmitanil mite) which makes me very drowsy and sleepy. Still, it could be a lot worse. Here is the information you ask for:

Boris Blacher
The Royal Scottish Nursing Home Ltd
Room 101
42 Elm Street
Glasgow/Scotland
G1 2HD
United Kingdom

My Country of origin is Austria. I'm retired and 75 years old.
Unfortunately telephones and faxmachines are striktly not allowed in this nursing home. I'm very unhappy about that but on the other hand there is a reason for that: Many of the residents are mentally disordered and a couple of years ago the telephone/fax-system was misused by that residents. In fact, they made plenty of expensive calls to their relatives in Australia, Russia, China and so on. At the end they couldn't pay the extraordinary high phone bills so the nursing home was responsible for that, ran out of money and had to be remortgaged. I think from their point of view it was a sensible act to forbid all telephone/fax-calls.
Of course there is a switch board number but certainly it's reserved for emergency calls and I would run into trouble when I'd use this phone for business reasons. The good thing is that every resident is allowed to use email because we all have to pay a flat rate in advance.
I hope that's not a severe problem for you.
NB The food in this nursing home is a disaster. They serve porridge 4 times a day and I really miss my Wiener Schnitzels from Austria!

My God be with you.
Sincerely
Boris Blacher

Date: Tue, 17 May 2005 10:43:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mark benson" <[email protected]>
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Subject: FROM MR MARK BENSON/I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE
To: "Boris Blacher"

DEAR BELOVED,
I GOT YOUR EMAIL AND I FELT SO BAD WHEN I HEARD OF
YOUR CONDITION OF HEALTH. I BELIEVE WE HAVE GOTTEN TO
A STAGE IN OUR LIVES WHEN WE SHOULD GET CLOSER TO GOD.
MAY THE GOD THAT HAVE BEEN SUSTAINING ME BE WITH YOU .

HOWEVER,I GOT ALL THE INFORMATION YOU SENT TO ME AND I
REALLY REASON WITH YOU ABOUT THE PHONE AND FAX ISSUE.
I THINK WE SHOULD CONTINUE WITH EMAIL.

NOW,I WILL FORWARD YOU INFORMATION TO THE ATTORNEY AS
YOU ALSO KNOW THAT I AM WEAK AND CANNOT DO ANYTHING ON
MY OWN EXCEPT THE GRACE OF GOD THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN
WITH ME.

AS SOON AS THE DOCUM ENTATIONS IS READY BY THE
ATTORNEY,I WILL FORWARD IT TO THE SECURITY COMPANY SO
THAT THEY WILL INVITE YOU FOR THE CLAIMS.

THE SECURITY COMPANY IS IN UK BUT HAVE A CORPORATE
BRANCH OFFICE IN DUBLIN(REPUBLIC OF IRELAND).

THIS IMPLIES THAT YOU WILL MAKE AN URGENT TRIP TO ONE
OF THE MENTIONED PLACES TO MEET WITH THE SECURITY
COMPANY FOR THE CLAIMS.

REMEMBER THAT THE FIRST PEOPLE I HAVE IN MIND TO HELP
WITH MY FUNDS ARE THE LESS PRIVILEDGED AND THE
ORPHANS.SO,WHETHER AM DEAD OR ALIVE,REMEBER TO FULFIL
MY DREAMS BY USING MY FUND TO PUT SMILES IN THE FACES
OF PEOPLE.

ALSO,NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE A PORTION FROM
THE FUND FOR YOUR KIN DNESS AND HUMANITARIAN ACT.

I AM A MAN OF SHORT WORDS ESPECIALLY NOW IN MY TIME OF
WEAKNESS.

I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE FOR ME TO KNOW WHERE YOU WILL BE
ABLE TO MEET WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY.EITHER IN UK OR
IRELAND.

HENCEFORTH, SEND ALL YOU REPLIES TO THIS MY PRIVATE
EMAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]

MAY THE LORD BE WITH YOU.

MARK.

From: "mark Benson" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
Subject: STILL WAITING TO HEARING FROM YOU BELOVED
To: "Boris Blacher"
Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 12:54:47 +0200

Dear Beloved boris,

I hope you are good today? i sent you e-mail via my private
yahoo e-mail box. i hope you recieved it. get back to me so
that i will update you more.
May God be your strength.

mark

[time to waste some time...]

Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 16:56:46 +0100 (BST)
From: "Boris Blacher"
Subject: Re: STILL WAITING TO HEARING FROM YOU BELOVED
To: "mark Benson" <[email protected]>

Dear Mr. Benson

Sorry, but I didn't receive any new mail from you.
Today I had a check in the hospital. Well, it is not
all that good. But I'm not desperate.
I've no relatives anymore and I wrote my last will
three years ago. Father Kuni Lingus from my Austrian
Church will visit me next week. He is a lot more than
a Man of God for me. He is not just for Christmas. He
is my friend. I hope you're feeling better today.

Sincerely
Boris Blacher

From: "mark Benson" <[email protected]>
Subject: GET BACK ACCORDING TO THE CONTENT OF THE MAIL.
To: "Boris Blacher"
Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 01:26:45 +0200

DEAR BELOVED,
I GOT YOUR EMAIL AND I FELT SO BAD WHEN I HEARD OF
YOUR CONDITION OF HEALTH. I BELIEVE WE HAVE GOTTEN TO
A STAGE IN OUR LIVES WHEN WE SHOULD GET CLOSER TO GOD.
MAY THE GOD THAT HAVE BEEN SUSTAINING ME BE WITH YOU .

HOWEVER,I GOT ALL THE INFORMATION YOU SENT TO ME AND I
REALLY REASON WITH YOU ABOUT THE PHONE AND FAX ISSUE.
I THINK WE SHOULD CONTINUE WITH EMAIL.

NOW,I WILL FORWARD YOU INFORMATION TO THE ATTORNEY AS
YOU ALSO KNOW THAT I AM WEAK AND CANNOT DO ANYTHING ON
MY OWN EXCEPT THE GRACE OF GOD THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN
WITH ME.

AS SOON AS THE DOCUM ENTATIONS IS READY BY THE
ATTORNEY,I WILL FORWARD IT TO THE SECURITY COMPANY SO
THAT THEY WILL INVITE YOU FOR THE CLAIMS.

THE SECURITY COMPANY IS IN UK BUT HAVE A CORPORATE
BRANCH OFFICE IN DUBLIN(REPUBLIC OF IRELAND).

THIS IMPLIES THAT YOU WILL MAKE AN URGENT TRIP TO ONE
OF THE MENTIONED PLACES TO MEET WITH THE SECURITY
COMPANY FOR THE CLAIMS.

REMEMBER THAT THE FIRST PEOPLE I HAVE IN MIND TO HELP
WITH MY FUNDS ARE THE LESS PRIVILEDGED AND THE
ORPHANS.SO,WHETHER AM DEAD OR ALIVE,REMEBER TO FULFIL
MY DREAMS BY USING MY FUND TO PUT SMILES IN THE FACES
OF PEOPLE.

ALSO,NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE A PORTION FROM
THE FUND FOR YOUR KIN DNESS AND HUMANITARIAN ACT.

I AM A MAN OF SHORT WORDS ESPECIALLY NOW IN MY TIME OF
WEAKNESS.

I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE FOR ME TO KNOW WHERE YOU WILL BE
ABLE TO MEET WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY.EITHER IN UK OR
IRELAND.

HENCEFORTH, SEND ALL YOU REPLIES TO THIS MY PRIVATE
EMAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]

MAY THE LORD BE WITH YOU.

MARK

Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 12:21:22 +0100 (BST)
From: "Boris Blacher"
Subject: your mail today
To: Send an Instant Message [email protected]

Hello Mr. Benson

How are you today? I hope you're fine. How is the
weather in Egypt? It's raining all day and night here
in Glasgow. Terrible. I'm very excited to travel to
England or Ireland. I asked the doctor and he promised
me that I'll be okay to travel hopefully in
August/September. As I wrote you, I had a check in the
hospital and they found somewhat called situs inversus
or so. It's not too serious they told me but has to be
fixed by the surgeon very urgently. At the moment I
can't even bother to travel to the toilet. God bless
Sister Woolva for her helping hands!

God bless you, or in the words of Father Kuni Lingus:
Pecuniam non olet. Amen.

Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 12:50:58 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE/HOW IS YOUR HEALTH TODAY?
To: "Boris Blacher"

BELOVED BORIS,

I GOT YOUR EMAIL AND THE CONTENT WAS WELL NOTED.
THE TRIP YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE TO IRELAND OR ENGLAND WILL NOT LAST UP TILL AUGUST OR SEPTEMBER BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY STARTED THE PROCESSING OF THE DOCUMENTS WHICH WILL BE READY BY WEEKEND.

ALSO,THE TRIP IS NOT SOMETHING YOU WILL WASTE SO MUCH TIME THERE.RATHER,IS SOMETHING THAT CAN ONLY TAKE YOU 2 OR 3 DAYS.

SO,IF YOUR CONDITION OF HEALTH WILL PERMIT YOU,I EXPECT YOU TO EMBARK ON THE TRIP BY NEXT WEEK.BUT IF NOT,LET ME KNOW SO THAT WE CAN FIND ANOTHER MEANS OF CONVEYING THE MONEY TO YOU.

MY HEALTH IS GOING WORST EVERYDAY BUT I STILL THANK GOD FOR HE IS EVER FAITHFUL.

HOW IS YOU OWN HEALTH TODAY.PLEASE PUT YOUR TRUST IN THE LORD.

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

GOD BE WITH YOU.

MARK.

Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 12:47:53 +0100 (BST)
From: "Boris Blacher"
Subject: Re: I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE/HOW IS YOUR HEALTH TODAY?
To: Send an Instant Message "mark benson" <[email protected]>

Dear Mr. Benson

Well, as I wrote you, my condition is rather bad and
at the moment I'm unable to travel. In fact, I have to
go to hospital on next Monday. but I'm not too
worried. Very good news is, that Father Kuni
Lingus will come sooner (tomorrow!) and with him the
donation committee of our Church, the Holy Church of
Magna Clitoris. They all are somewhat worried about
the operation on Monday because the surgeon, Dr. Anus
Rectum, just finished the Medical School and is rather
unexperienced.
Father Kuni Lingus was so kind and emailed me a
wonderful picture of our Church (attached). In front
of the church you can see the members of the committee
(the very right is Father Kuni Lingus). I'm so happy
that I leave my savings to the church, when I die. I
can be sure that the church will use the money for
holy charity work. Father Lingus will be with me here
in the nursing home for one week.

Bless you.
Sincerely
Boris Blacher

Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 08:00:11 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE/ URGENT REPLY BELOVED
To: "Boris Blacher"

BELOVED BORIS,

THIS IS THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE OF THE FUNDS THAT IS
DEPOSITED IN THE SECURITY COMPANY. I SENT IT TO YOU SO
THAT YOU WILL HAVE IT FOR REFERENCE PURPOSES.

HOWEVER, AS YOUR HEALTH CONDITION WON`T ALLOW YOU TO
TRAVEL FOR NOW, I SUGGEST THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY
SEND THE FUNDS VIA BANK TO BANK TRANSFER.

RIGHTNOW, THEY HAVE GIVING LIST OF BANKS IN EUROPE
THAT CAN HANDLE SUCH HUGE AMOUNT OF FUND.

AFTER SEVERAL EVALUATION I HAVE PICKED ONE BANK THAT
CAN ASSIST US TRANSFER THE MONEY IN YOUR FAVOUR TO ANY
ACCOUNT.

WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS.

HAVE A NICE DAY AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU.

MY HEALTH IS SOMEHOW BETTER TODAY I THANK GOD FOR
THAT. HOW IS YOURS?

MARK

(attached the well known phoney "Deposit Certificate", from "London")

Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 19:40:56 +0100 (BST)
From: "Boris Blacher"
Subject: Re: THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE/ URGENT REPLY BELOVED
To: Send an Instant Message "mark benson" <[email protected]>

Hi Mark!

Hoops, sorry for the informal writing. I'm in a pretty
good mood! Gotta lot of strong Placebo drugs (500g of
Confusemol forte plus!!). I'm feeling stoned, to be
exact. But all patients get that bloody strong stuff
before operation. Keep the good work on! What can I do
for you? The Certificate looks nice! Bless you!

Cheers
Boris

Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 04:58:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mark benson" <[email protected]> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
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Subject: READ CAREFULLY/URGENT REPLY
To: "Boris Blacher"

BELOVED BORIS,
THE INFORMATION BELOW IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO SO THAT
THE FUNDS WILL GET TO YOU WETHER AM ALIVE OR DEAD.
I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONTACT THE BANK SO THAT YOU CAN
OPEN ACCOUNT WITH AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

READ CAREFULLY.

FIND BELOW THE INFORMATION OF THE OFFSHORE PRIVATE
BANK WHICH YOU WILL CONTACT IMMEDIATELY TO OPEN UP AN
ACCOUNT. FIRST FINANCE BANK, LONDON,UNITED KINGDOM.
email:[email protected]</ym/[email protected]&YY=91967&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b>

TEL:+44 208 485 8614 www.firstfinb.com PLEASE AS A
MATTER OF URGENCY, I WILL REQUEST THAT YOU CALL THE
BANK OR SEND THEM AN EMAIL ON THE REQUIREMENT OF
OPENING UP A PRIVATE BANKING PREMIUN ACCOUNT WITH THEM
AND ALSO TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE GOING TO THE EXPECTING
A TRANSFER OF $15,000,000.00 IN BONDS FROM AN
INHERITANCE THAT THEY WILL ASSIST YOU LIQUIDATE INTO
YOUR ACCOUNT. PLEASE I NEED YOU TO CALL THEM
IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE CAN HAVE THE ACCOUNT OPEN
BEFORE THE MID OF NEXT WEEK,BECAUSE AS SOON AS THE
SECURITY COMPANY WILL CONTACT YOU, I AM ASSURING YOU
THAT BEFORE THE END OF NEXT WEEK THE FUNDS WILL BE IN
YOUR ACCOUNT, ALL WE NEED NOW IS TO OPEN THE ACCOUNT
THAT THE FUNDS IS GOING TO BE TRANSFERED INTO BEFORE
NEXT WEEK SO THAT BY THE TIME THE SECURITY COMPANY
REQUEST FOR THE ACCOUNT DETAILS OF WHERE THE FUNDS IS
GOING TO WE WILL NOT HAVE PROBLEM. I HAVE MADE SERIES
OF INVESTIGATIONS ABOUT THE BANKS WE ARE GOING TO USE
AND THIS IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE BANK THAT WE CAN
TRANSFER THIS FUNDS INTO WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM. ALWAYS
KEEP ME ABREAST OF YOUR DEALINGS WITH THIS BANK SO
THAT I CAN RENDER ADVICE WHERE APPLICABLE. AS SOON AS
THE ACCOUNT IS SET UP WE SHOULD HAVE THIS TRANSACTION
CONCLUDED BEFORE THE END OF NEXT WEEK. PLEASE UPDATE
ME.

REGARDS

MARK BENSON

[and a second one...]

Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 05:10:56 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: E-MAIL OR CALL THE BANK AS THEY WILL GIVE YOU MORE INFORMATIONS.
To: "Boris Blacher"

BELOVED Boris Blacher,

I HOPE YOU GOT THE INFORMATIONS OF THE BANK THAT I
SENT TO YOU SO THAT YOU CAN SET UP AN ACCOUNT WITH THE
BANK FOR OUR FUNDS IN THE SECURITY COMPANY TO BE
REMMITTED DIRECTLY INTO THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL
OPEN.

E-MAIL OR CALL THE BANK AS THEY WILL GIVE YOU MORE
INFORMATIONS.

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.

MARK

[I'm 75 years old, I'm suffering from "situs inversus". And now I've to setup
a new fake-bank account? No way, brother.]

Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 16:56:27 +0100 (BST)
From: "Boris Blacher"
Subject: Re: READ CAREFULLY/URGENT REPLY
To: Send an Instant Message "mark benson" <[email protected]>

Dear Mr. Benson

this is my last email before I go to hospital for the
operation. Some preparation has to be made (shaving,
narcotics, drainage, panic management and some other
rather nasty procedures).
I must say that I'm too old and too sick to setup a
new bank account. I've two bank accounts (one instant
saving account in Salzburg/Austria and one account in
Glasgow/Scotland for the everyday business). That's
plenty enough for me.
Keep fingers cross that everything go smoothly on
Monday.
As I wrote you before, Father Kuni Lingus and the
Church donation committee arrieved today. They all are
sitting around my bed and are praying for me the
Pecuniam non olet. Amen-Sermon. I'm really touched.
Just in case - but I hope that's not neccessary! - I
give you Father Kuni Lingus' email address. He never
travels without his laptop:
[email address]
God bless you and all the poor people in Egypt.

Yours
Boris Blacher

[Oh dear. Will surgeon Dr. Anus Rectum successfully fix the situs inversus?]

[My Baby just cares for me. Unfortunately Father Lingus doesn't like online banka at all...bad memories]

Date: Sun, 22 May 2005 06:34:31 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: MAY GOD BE WITH YOU AS YOU GO FOR THE OPERATION TOMMORROW.
To: "Boris Blacher"

BELOVED BORIS,

MAY GOD BE WITH YOU AS YOU GO FOR THE OPERATION
TOMMORROW.

THE ACCOUNT YOU HAVE TO OPEN IS AN ONLINE ACCOUNT
WHICH YOU CAN OPEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER.

HOWEVER, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO SEND THE BANK AN
E-MAIL AND LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO OPEN AN
ONLINE BANK ACCOUNT.

BELOW IS THE E-MAIL ADDRESS AND THE WEBSITE OF THE
BANK.

EMAIL:[email protected]

WEBSITE: www.firstfinb.com

TELEPHONE NUMBER: TEL:+44 208 485 8614.

YOU WILL HAVE TO OPEN THE ACCOUNT ONLINE, YOU CAN AS
WELL INSTRUCT FATHER LINGUS TO OPEN THE ACCOUNT ON
YOUR BEHALF BUT IN YOUR NAME IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO DO
SO BEFORE YOU GO FOR THE OPERATION.

TELL FATHER LINGUS TO BE REACHING ME EVERY TIME IN HIS
COMMUNICATION WITH THE BANK, ALSO TELL HIM TO LET ME
KNOW HOW THE OPERATION WENT.

I PRAY THAT THE ALMIGHTY LORD WILL BE YOUR STRENGTH.

YOU SHALL GO AND COME OUT SAFELY.

I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE.

MARK

[I couldn't say that I'm surprised...]

Date Tue, 24 May 2005 6:45 AM ( 1 hour 7 mins ago ) Text view
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From "mark benson" <[email protected]> [Add]
To "Father Kuni Lingus
Subject HOW IS BROTHER BORIS BLACHER- FATHER LINGUS/ URGENT REPLY-FROM MARK BENSON

BELOVED FATHER LINGUS,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? AM MR. MARK BENSON A BROTHER AND A
FRIEND IN THE LORD TO BELOVED BROTHER BORIS BLACHER
WHO HAPPENS TO BE UNDERGOING OPERATION YESTERDAY
ACCORDING TO THE LAST E-MAIL HE SENT TO ME. I WANT TO
KNOW HOW HE IS FAIRING AND ALSO HOW THE OPERATION
WENT.
MAY I CEASE TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REQUEST THAT
YOU REMEMBER ME IN YOUR DAILY PRAYER AS I MYSELF IS
UNDERGOING PAINS HERE IN THE HOSPITAL AS A RESULT
OESEPHAGUS CANCER WHICH ONLY GOD CAN HELP ME OUT.

HELP ME TO TELL BROTHER BORIS BLACHER TO CONTACT ME
THROUGH YOU SO THAT I WILL KNOW THE CONDITION
CONCERNING THE WORK OF GOD THAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN
HIM AND I.

MAY THE GRACE OF GOD BE WITH YOU ALL.

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

[Austrians don't learn English at school but Latin and ancient Greek. But with a little help from his dictionary...]

Date Tue, 24 May 2005 9:24 AM ( < 1 min ago ) Text view
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To "mark benson" <[email protected]> [Add]
Subject Re: HOW IS BROTHER BORIS BLACHER- FATHER LINGUS/ URGENT REPLY-FROM MARK BENSON Show full header

Dear Brother Benson

We just came back from the hospital. First the very good news: Thank's
to God Almighty, my dearest friend Boris Blacher survived the operation!
But, yes, unfortunately there is a but: He felt into coma. He is
sleeping and cannot wake up. According to the surgeon Dr. Anus Rectum,
the scrotum-brain-barrier is untouched (a very good sign!), but anterior
of the so called Wernicke Center, an appendix fermiformis appears which
causes a swolen glutaeus maximus. Some of the gyri cerebralis are
damaged and the Broca Center (araea 42) looks awful. However, there is a
lot of hope that Boris will wake up in a couple of days. We all are
praying.
Brother Benson, to be honest, I'm a bit upset because my dearest friend
sent you a picture of our Church, the Church of the Holy Magna Clitoris
without my permission. We, in fact, don't know who you are and how you
look. I'd be very grateful if you could manage to send me a picture of
you, perhaps holding a sign containing the words "I believe in the Holy
Magna Clitoris". I know it's very selfish, but we are very proud of our
Church.
I hope my friend will wake up very soon because I have to leave Scotland
on next Saturday and Boris wants to make a very generous donation
(500.000 Euros!) to the Church. We need the money to build a new Church
in Kamasutra (Russia).

Good bye for now and may God Almighty be with you and all the poor
people.
Sincerely
Father Kuni Lingus

[no response until today. Maybe, the scammer are more experienced with people who require this sort of proof of identity...never mind it was funny anyway]

Cheers
gnothiseauton

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:07 pm

Hey I just got thisone Esophageal cancer-

Boredly, I replied (with the usual concern) but deleted the details with out reading. In fact i dont read any further then bout 3-4 lines of the verbige. If he replys Il see if its your lad moonlighting Laughing