Ok Vulcan Ambassador Purchases Land ... In Progress

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Master Baiter Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 137

With no pets on board currently I grabbed a letter from the surplus it was a usual 419 type scam letter starting with someone offering to flog land in Nigeria...My email to him....

Quote:

Greetings Earthling,

I am given to understand through mutual friends that we are both
sharing that you are possibly given to able helping me obtain land in
Nigeria ?

Live long and prosper,

xxxxxxx
Vulcan Ambassador to Earth.

Now if this was real....no way anyone would reply !

Quote:

Hello xxxxxxxxx,
It is a pleasure to hear from you and your indicated
interest to acquire property in Nigeria.

Fistly, I like to know which area in Nigeria would you
want to acquire your land for what purposes. Supplying
us enough of this information will enable us to
properly advise you and also make our recommendation.

Thanks very much as we look forward to hearing from
you.

David O. Arowolo

Let's see how he takes this....

Quote:

Hello David,

Somewhere around Lagos. I am looking for about 1000 hectares.

Live Long and Prosper,

xxxxxxxx
Vulcan Ambassador to Earth.

Ok....he wants more info....

Quote:

Mr xxxxxxx,

In as much as we want to offer our services to you, we
like to know as mentioned in my last letter the
following information:

Which area would you like to acquire your land.
What do you intend to do with it.
Are you presently in the country to inspect it
Or do you have anybody to inspect the land on your
behalf.
How soon are you planing to acquire the said land.

Sincerely, xxxxxxxx, we look forward to your giving
details to the outlined questions to enable us serve
you better.

Thanks for your Patronage and we'll like you to help
network our business by informing your friends and
associate.

Yours Sincerely

Lazy git even forgot to sign it ! Let's make something up really off the wall...

Quote:

Dear David,

Thank you for your assistance in this matter. I must first ask that
you be extremely discreet.

The reason for purchasing the land is this. I come from a small
planet 'Vulcan'. Unfortunately it is currently dying. Our sun is on
the verge of exploding and we must leave our planet. As ambassador to
Earth it is my mission to find a place for resettlement of our
peoples. I hvae visited many places on Earth and have found that only
Nigeria has the climatic conditions required for the survival of our
species. This is why I wish to purchase land in Nigeria. You may
find this hard to believe and I understand completely, however I am
happy to answer any questions you may have.

We wish to resettle in the Lagos area - we believe that mating with
Earth people will produce a hybrid species which is not ideal but
better than our race dying out completely.

If you can find the land I require, inspecting it will not be a
problem. We currently have a mothership in geostationary orbit above
the Earth and we can scan any area of land easily.

Please do not pass this up as a joke. This is a serious proposal.

Now what sort of a fool would you have to be to believe this ?

Quote:

xxxxxxx,

With respect to your reply, i understand every bit of
your explanation though it sound strange and funny.
Notwithstanding, I sympathize with you. But, if you
actually want me to take you seriously I'll request of
you just one thing. And that is, give me a call
on(+2348027096175)within the next 24hrs so we can
discuss about it.

Honestly, I look forward to hearing from you and
eagerly expect your call.

Yours Sincerely,
David O. Arowolo

I really don't want to ring him.....

Quote:

David,

Sorry but calling you is not possible for me. Although I may appear to
have a knowledge of English through these messages I cannot speak in
this language. Hence all communications must be through this medium.
We have powerful computers on board this craft who translate for me
but only into a textual format.

If you require further proof, I will take a photograph of Lagos next
time our craft is overhead. This I will send to you.

ongoing.....

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Ask if he could throw in a few tribbles with the deal :]

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:18 am

Here's a nice shot of a parking jam from overhead Lagos at Murtala Airport...

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/2861/murtalaparkingjam7bv.jpg

or, if he is being snarky and you want to target his ass...

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7434/lagosikonoslgcopy0ku.jpg

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Posts: 61

i don't think he'll buy it, the alien modality never really worked for me.

Master Baiter Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 137

He's found me some land !

Quote:

xxxxxxxxx,

I like to announce to you that we have been working on
your request and happy to inform you that we've gotten
a large expanse of land measuring 1200 Hectares or
there about, the land in question is a Virgin land.
And by Virgin Land, I mean, it's not been cultivated
nor worked upon.

The location is Ibeju-Lekki area of Lagos State. And
the Price for the said Land is 4.68billion Nigerian
Naira(US$33,428571)

I'll take you by your words and expect you to inspect
the place and also give me a feel back couple with the
photograph of the land in question as a proof of your
existence and commitment to acquiring the land.

While I expect your reply, I, for the purpose of
emphasis will be expecting the photograph of
Ibeju-lekki area of Lagos.

Yours
David O. Arowolo
+2348027096175

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 380

DarkKnight wrote:

He's found me some land !

Quote:

While I expect your reply, I, for the purpose of
emphasis will be expecting the photograph of
Ibeju-lekki area of Lagos.

"Ibeju-lekki area of Lagos" in the vulcan database? Very Happy

I think he has to give you the coordinates in a format the vulcan computer knows ...

Master Baiter Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 137

Oh well better send him something...

Quote:

David,

Please can you provide GPS co-ordinates for the proposed plot to allow
our terra computers to find and scan it.

In the meantime I have attached a photo of Lagos taken when we
recently passed over.

Live Long and Prosper

xxxxx xxxxxx
Vulcan Ambassador to Earth.

Bullshit alert !

Quote:

Mr xxxxxxx,

In as much as we want to provide every neccessary
details to enable you acquire the said land, i must
state clearly that what you request of us can not be
met. Simply because, GPS (Global Positioning System)
equipment is used by members of the force of the Fed.
Rep. of Nigeria and cannot be assessed by Civillians.

What can be found in the market is SPS (Standard
Positioning System, and the cost of it cannot even
encourage an individual to acquire it. Besides, you
will be the one to first make such demand.

In a nutshell, the demand of providing the GPS
co-ordinates of the said Land cannot be met by us. If
there is any other information, dont hesitate to bring
it forward for us to look into it.

We'll be looking forward to your response.

Sincerely,

David O. Arowolo
Executive Marketer
ARDAVE SERVICES INT'L
+234-8027096175

So I'll send some back...just how dumb is he ?

Quote:

Dear David,

I will land our craft tonight and we will discuss this matter in
person. Please send me your home address and I will be seeing you
later. If necessary we can lend you GPS equipment.

- Hide quoted text -

Live Long and Prosper

xxxxx xxxxx
Vulcan Ambassador to Earth.

Pretty dumb....

Quote:

Dear xxxxxx,

I WILL BE EXPECTING YOU, BUT I WILL LIKE TO KNOW
EXACTLY WHEN YOU ARE COMING SO I CAN PROPERLY ADVISE
YOU.

YOURS,
DAVID O. AROWOLO.
EXECUTIVE MARKETER
ARDAVE SERVICES INT'L.

Getting a bit bored now so I wonder if he'll twig ?

Quote:

Watch the skies.....

I really don't believe the depths of his stupidity !

Quote:

xxxxxxxx,
Ok, I will stay outside watching the Skies till
2300hrs after which if i dont see anything, I'll go
and sleep. Please, respond quickly if it's ok by you

David.

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:23 pm

Mind that deserted diner!

you need an Earth representative : David Vincent Wink

Guest

See my blog, i'm doing the same Twisted Evil

:

http://ouaibe.com/fred/index.php/

google translate Evil or Very Mad

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