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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:09 pm

From Barr.Steve Nwa.

Attn: Sir/Madam.

I am Barrister Steve Nwa(SAN), a Solicitor. I am the Personal Attorney to mrs. Ann Parker, a national of your country,. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.On December 8, 2000, an American Oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mrs. Ann Parker. made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$14.6,000,000.00(Fourteen Million, Six Hundred thousand Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to her forwarding address but got no reply.

After a month, I sent a reminder and finally i discovered from her contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that Mrs. Ann Parker. died from a ghastly automobile accident.

On further investigation, I found out that she died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace her next of kin was fruitless.I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mrs. Ann Parker. did not declare any next of kin or relations in all her official documents, including her Bank Deposit paperwork in her Bank. This sum of US$14.6,000,000.00 is still sitting in her Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim this fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mrs. Ann Parker. so that the fruits of this woman's labuor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that i will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will put you in place as the next of kin.

I will drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/ administration in your favour for the transfer. I would need you as a Foreigner acting as the next of kin and sole benefactor to the inheritance of Mrs. Ann Parker. to travel and claim this money in a SECURITY COMPANY based in Europe which is used by her bank as an offshore payment center to the bank. The money will be paid to you for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 30% for you then 10% for any expensee that may come up. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by me with my position as Attorney guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply

Thanks and regards.

Barr. Steve Nwa.
E-mail:[email protected]

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Hi and happy day to you Mr. Barr Steven Nwa:

That is a totally bitchin offer you propositioned me with man. I
thought I was totally trippin on the moolah, but I re-read it and I
was on no trip. Well, actually I was, but it wasn't hazing my vision
dude. I took another hit from the bong and read on. Right on.

So BSN, lay it one me. What must I do to totally assist and help you,
man? I commit to you man, I will be one gnarly partner. Dude.

Peace

Richard "Hang 10 Inches" Stulsampl
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I actually didn't expect a reply

DEARES RICHARD,
I MUST HAVE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY TO MY OFFER.
SO HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY,HOPE FINE?.AS YOU CAN SEE MY PROBLEM IS NOT JUST WHOM TO ASSIST ME IN THIS MUTUAL TRANSACTION BUT WHOM I SHOULD TRUST AS TO KEEP MY SHARE THE MOMENT THIS FUND HITS YOUR ACCOUNT,BUT SINCE MY MIND HAS ADVICED ME THAT WE CAN BOTH MAKE IT,I URGE YOU TO BE STRAIGHT FORWARD WITH ME AS I HAVE MADE SOMANY MOVES THAT WILL HELP US ACHIEVE THIS FAST OK.I WILL BE ATTARCHING MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO YOU IMMEDIATELY OK.SO MY DEAR FRIEND WHAT I NEED FROM YOU NOW IS TO SEND ME YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT SO THAT IT SHALL BE USED TO SECURE SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL HAVE TO PROVE YOU THE REAL NEXT OF KIN TO MRS ANN PARKER,MY LATE CLIENT OK:YOUR FULL NAME,PHONE NUMBER,FAX ,AGE,RESIDENTAIL ADDRESS.AS I WILL HAVE TO FORWARD THIS DOCUMENTS AND LETTER OF APPLICATION TO THE BANK THAT HAS THE RIGHT TO REALEASE THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT[SAFE TRUST BANK PLC].AS I INDICATED TO YOU THAT THIS IS LEGAL AND TOTALY FREE FROM ANY RISK OK.SO HAVE NOTING TO WORRY ABOUT ALRIGHT.I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.YOU ARE ADVICED TO KEEP THIS CONFIDENTAIL SO AS NOT TO HARM OUR CHANCES OF RECEIVING THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BY ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS.CALL ME ANY TIME OF THE DAY OK:+234-8037349944

REGARDS.

BARR.STEVE NWA
<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/969285/passportstevenwa.jpg' width=404 height=551 >
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No, sorry it won't be that easy.

Hey BSN:

Woah - like, take a lude man. You want me to just flip you the addie
to my crib? That would be, like, totally f'ed up man. I do not know
you dude. You could be just trying to score the 411 to seize my stash
when I'm out riding the waves.

I'm down with the cash-a-rooney babe, but I need some real testament
to your existence, man. Please prove to me that you are, like,
totally legit man and we have a blood pact.

I get the proof-ola and you get my 411. Dude.

Richard "Hang 10 Inches" Stulsample
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I think he's a little confused.
DEAREST Richard,
try not to be using illustrations for me so that i can always understand you better to avoide mistakes as this is not a child play but real business ok.

Regards.

Barr.Steve Nwa
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I have little sympathy

Hey Dude:

Calm the F down. I am being mucho serious here. If you want to swim
in my pool, then learn the speak. Word.

What I was saying, I need you to prove to me who you are and that you
have the money as you claim. After that, like real dude, I will be
down with helping you.

Bitchin'

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He re-sends me the same passport image.
I try to make this clear in plain simple english.

Dude:

Either yesterday's shrooms are still hazing my vision, or that is one
piss-poor copy. Look, I'll swing you the cash, just tell me again
what you need (my short term memory is blasted).

But, I also need more bitchin' photo's, man. Anyone with a Xerox
copier and a crayon could make a passport.

Send me a photo of you holding a sign with my last name ("Stulsampl")
so I know the picture on the passport is you. Then, you will have all
the information you need.

Richard