Louisa gets chlamydia

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:19 am

Dr Hugh gets a business proposal:

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From: louisa christopher <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 09:25:55 GMT
Subject: Read Carefully and Get back to me

Dear Sir/Madam ,

I am Miss.Louisa Christopher, The manager, Bills and Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of the BTCI lome Togo. I am writing this letter to ask for your support and cooperation to carry out this business opportunity in my department. We discovered an abandoned sum of $12,500,000.00 (Twelve million Five United States Dollars only) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family of a wife and two children in November 1997.

Since we heard of his death, we have been expecting his next-of-kin to apply and put claims for his money as the heir, because we cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Unfortunately, neither their family member nor distant relative has ever appeared to claim the said fund. Upon this discovery, I and other officials in my department have agreed to make business with you and release the total amount into your account as the heir of the fund since no one came for it or discovered he maintained account with our bank, otherwise the fund will be returned to the banks treasury as unclaimed fund.

We have agreed that our ratio of sharing will be as stated thus; 30 % for you as foreign partner, 65 % for us the officials in my department and 5 % for the settlement of all local and foreign expenses incurred by us and you during the course of this business.

Upon the successful completion of this transfer, I and one of my colleagues will come to your country and mind our share. It is from our 65% we intend to import Agricultural Machineries into my country as a way of recycling the fund. To commence this transaction, we require you to immediately indicate your interest by a return e-mail and enclose your private contact telephone number, fax number full name and address and your designated bank coordinates to enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals before the transfer can be made.

Note also, this transaction must be kept STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL because of its nature.

I look forward to receiving your prompt response.

Louisa

Off goes the old ASEM

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: louisa christopher <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 15:14:07 -0500
Subject: Re: Read Carefully and Get back to me

Dear Chlamydia Jones,

I am ready to send you the first payment of $2000 as instructed. Upon
receipt, please fax me my copies of the Business Agreement and the
Security Company documents. My fax number is 1-253-323-0724. Please
give me your contact address so I can send you the money right away.
Whose name do I send it to?
Attached is a copy of my passport as you requested.

Rev Dr Hugh G. Rection

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:21 am

a reply!

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From: louisa christopher <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrectionDate: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 14:22:09 GMT
Subject: Awaiting For Your Reply

Dear drhughgrection,

Thanks for your kind response and showing your prime interest and concern about the claim of late Mr Paul Philip account with my bank

Mr. Paul Philip opens this account with our bank in 1995 when he floats a company here in our country. He open the account because every company owners here in our country are required to have a deposit with the apex bank and that is why Mr. Paul Philip open his account with our bank and deposited the fund with our bank before his death in 1997.

The filling and recording department of the bank have tried to contact his next of kin but no fruitful information about the next of kin and the bank have abandoned his account file since they are unable to trace his next of kin.

Three months later before our last year auditing our bank received a letter from the co-operate office our saying �Mr. Paul Philip account does not registered with kin� which means he did not specify anybody as his next of kin before his death. Presently this account is dormant and need to be activated but nobody can activate this account because it was unclaimed.

I am now using my position in the bank to influence my assistant in the office so that we can contact you and claim this fund with your name since all the required documents to fortify this claim is with us here in the desk in the office therefore me and my assistant will be successful to claim the fund with your name as soon as you are willing to comply and take the offer of 35% of the total amount after the claim and transfer of the fund into your designated account.

Me and my assistant in the office can not claim this account our self because we are working with the bank and the bank knowing full well that we are citizens of the country and this is why me and my assistant in the office have contacted you so that you can apply to the bank with your name and lets claim this account/fund successfully and transfer into your account in your country.

We also need absolute confidentiality when claiming this account because I don�t want my bank to know that we are the people whom contacted about this fruitful opportunity and that is why you must keep this transaction to yourself and do not let anyone around you to know about this transaction until these fund is transferred directly into your account successfully.

This transaction does not require any type of delay because the bank will close the account after three months and this is why we need to work toward this claim immediately and claim the fund within 7 seven bank working days to enable the bank approve the claim and remit the funds into your account.

In other for me and my assistant to confide your trust in this transaction we require you to forward the following details immediately to enable us proceed:

1.Your Mobile Telephone number

2.Your Country Of Residence/Origin

3.Contact Address

4.Age

5.Profession

6.Open a new email address for this communication.

I need you to provide the above details immediately so that we can proceed for the claim of the account. By applying you will require filling the claim application form which will qualify you as the next of kin. The claim application form will be forwarded to you immediately; I receive the details requirement above.

I am looking forward hearing from you soonest,

louisa

Dr Hugh bravely replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: louisa christopher <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 21:08:49 -0500
Subject: Re: Awaiting For Your Reply

Hello,
Are you in charge of Chlamydia Jones's account? Please give me your
contact address so I can send the money.
Hugh

To be continued? Rolling Eyes