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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:12 pm

This bait is 3 months plus now. I've now turned one lad against another and told the "financier" that I will not be dealing with him anymore. I'll post this entire bait on the appropriate forum when it is done. I've "been" to Sierra Leone, Mali, Tokyo and now headed to Ecuador on their "dime". Reported plane tickets to mods. I've had drivers calling me while they wait at the various airports and pre-paid hotels call me telling me I lost my "deposit"... something always happens so I miss the lads. It's been entertaining. Anyway, here is his reply and apparently I am a baked good made of sheets. New signature line, I think? HAHA. I must say every other reply over three months was very eloquent and formal with no spelling errors (ghost writer?).

Quote:

Begin forwarded message:

From: "Mr. Gui$##$e F$#nco N%^tto" <neo*****>
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT AND IMPORTANT. DO THE TRANSFER & GET IN TOUCH WITH ME ASAP
Date: August 30, 2018 at 5:07:22 AM EDT
To: me

I CAN SEE YOU ARE NEVER A SERIOUS FOLLOWS. BUT ALL THE SAME THANK YOU FOR WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME AND I CAN WAIT TO TERMINATE YOUR INHERITANCE FUND RELEASE APPROVAL AND RETURN YOUR FUND BACK TO THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT AND DECLARE YOUR INHERITANCE AS UNCLAIMED FUND. YOU ARE JUST A PIES OF SHEET

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:50 pm

He really sounds like a shone of breech

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:12 pm

Oh yes, great siggy material there. So he actually purchased plane tickets?

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:09 pm

bearkat419 wrote:

Oh yes, great siggy material there. So he actually purchased plane tickets?

Yes. Three times. He also pre-paid for hotels and car services. I started to worry it was a mule so I reported everything. It's been a weird three months. I am now trying to get the head financier to come to Texas (safari!) but also talking to the other lad who may or may not be a mule. I can't quite figure it out yet. Playing them against each other.

Stay tuned!

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:12 pm

Well I look forward to seeing the full dialogue! I'd love to see how you got a lad to spend so much on you.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:19 pm

Sheet pies don't sound too tasty! Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

hey if you get sheets of pies you better share!

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 13497

Great lad quote and it looks great in your siggy!

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:33 am

Given enough time, this lad sounds like he could provide a book of siggy lines! Maybe he is the same lad I quote in the first entry of my siggy line, the one who got tired of "bull sheet."

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:51 pm

This is a crazy one! Definitely will share sheet pies with all!

Playing one lad off against the other (but they are probably a team). I cut off contact Mr Netto (in my signature) and moved back to Mr Maurice Yeo who was my initial contact. It just keeps getting weirder and weirder as we move into month four.

He is now flying me to Haiti then London (tickets are confirmed as paid for and will be reported) and wants to Western Union me $200 for expenses. We don't cash bait so trying to figure out how to decline without giving myself up. Hmmm.

I also confirmed the hotels in Haiti and London are pre-paid. If a kidnapping scam why would he pre-pay London? I assume I will get kidnapped in Haiti.

I thought the person funding may be a mule but he has a Nigerian phone number and shows all the signs of a scammer.

I really can't figure out the angle here (other than the obvious kidnapping scam) but I certainly am enjoying wasting their time!

They may be interested and hanging on because although I am a poor 61 year old part time hardware store worker I've told them my brother is loaded. Snuck that in about 3 months ago subtly.

Fun fun.

Will post when it is all done. Unfortunately a lot on the phone which diminishes the "charm" a bit but it still should be fun for everyone to see.

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:24 pm

If the expenses are all genuinely paid for I wonder if you're being set up as a drug mule Confused

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 7:12 am

That might be the angle. I assumed kidnapping and ransom but you might be on to it.

I now have a legit and paid for ticket to Haiti, pre-paid hotel and $200 for my expenses sent via Western Union (I did not pick it up). He told me I will go from Haiti to London so that very well might be the angle. Everything is confirmed as paid online. I reported it to Bware and Rover. Crazy!

All phone calls from both lads come from Nigerian numbers so I don't think a mule is involved. Hmmm. I guess there can be mules there but they talk like the lads I've dealt with.

Anyway, off to Haiti tomorrow! I have to pack.

The adventure continues.

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:23 am

I strongly suspect you would be given "gifts" in London to distribute in Haiti.

My reasoning is, two unsuspecting and unconnected elderly gents in UK were told they'd won a Peruvian lottery and all expenses were paid for them to go to Peru to collect their winnings. They were busted at Peruvian customs with cocaine inside a child's bible amongst other things. They had the email trail to prove their stories. Apparently the cartels are using this ruse a lot now.

I suggest you pack a lot of underwear for your enforced jail term Shocked

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:22 pm

The lad booked and pre-paid the hotel for the WRONG date (I arrive today but he booked the hotel for tomorrow) giving me a lovely excuse today as to why I didn't meet him. I will show up and not have a room, my phone won't work and I will go to an internet cafe and email him that he continues to disappoint me and I had no hotel room and I am now in a shady neighborhood in Haiti and scared. I will request him to meet me somewhere (hopefully where there is a live cam) and then go dark for a while. Think of an excuse why I wasn't there.

After seeing your post I also told him that I am elderly and cannot travel with any packages/documents so when we go to London I will need his help to take the documents if they are heavy. HAHA. He replied that he will arrange for a roller bag and I told him I can't even handle that. I may burn the bait with all of this but he has a lot invested.

Stay tuned!

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:33 pm

Quote:

....he will arrange for a roller bag....

I bet he will, one stuffed with drugs Shocked

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:42 pm

Just landed in Haiti. The lad is going ballistic on his "colleague" as he booked the wrong hotel date. I was able to borrow the hotels internet to send him a message but now I will be out of touch. I am stuck wandering the streets and have no cell service. I hope I can find an internet cafe in a high traffic remote area with a CAM for him to meet me at. Wink

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:58 pm

He must be spitting feathers over the mistake. His dastardly plan (whatever it is) is rapidly falling to pieces. Poor lad Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:49 am

Sounds like you may get another pith in your signature soon!

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:27 pm

He's now turned it on me calling me a JOKER. I admonished him as it was his mistake and he left me hotel-less in Haiti. I don't even know what joker means. He apologized and pre-paid another hotel but I couldn't find the hotel as I don't have my phone that works and it's hard to find internet cafes to google. Another night on the streets. Haiti sucks! HAHA

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:16 pm

How are you doing with the language? In RL I once went to a church, listed as French, that turned out to be Haitian when I was visiting someone. I could pick out many words, but I couldn't understand a whole sentence in Creole. At least I could understand the hymns in French. (My second native language is French, but I was out of practice.)

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:32 pm

All the lads are Nigerian given their phone numbers and how they sound on the phone. I think they are working for drug cartels in various countries around the world as when I "land" I am always passed along to someone else who is looking to meet to give me my "papers".

I thought I burned this but it is getting complex. The lad I played against the other lad is now calling me a joker BUT the other lad is BACK IN!

This bait won't end. Damn, I'll have another sand timer if I keep this rolling. HA!

I'm just a bit busy though but will do my best to keep it going

If any pros have ideas and want to hop in message me. I can give contact details. However, I think this lad is down to Western Union me or he'll drop me. I've been F-ing with them for 4 months and although my buddy Just Cold says when they smell money they will keep rolling I think they are reaching their breaking point.

They are sending long unscripted emails which warms my heart. Smile

Here's one Smile

Quote:

Begin forwarded message:

From: "Mr. Guilhem>
Subject: JUST DO YOUR BEST TO ASK YOUR BROTHER TO WIRE YOU MONEY TO BUY YOUR FLIGHT RETURN TICKET BACK TO US. THIS WILL ENABLE YOU PROCESS THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND OFFICIALLY FROM YOUR COUNTRY
Date: September 19, 2018 at 5:23:19 AM EDT
To: Steve Leail.com>

Hello Mr. Steve.

Sir.

I have carefully read and noted your email response. Do you mean you are still their in Haiti? Then how are you surviving over their? Who is paying your hotel accommodation? Have you see the reason I was angry with the whole situation. Ho can you make arrangement of making such a far trip, you refused to alerted me, just because the so-called stupid financier advised you never to informed me. Only with such statement coming out from Mr. Maurice, you are supposed to know that somethings is wrong. Now see the big sheet the financier has push. As I told you before for the fact I am concern the financier does not have what it takes to release your fund. The financier was only contacted to come and take care of your trip sponsor, before the head of financier now approved and appointed Mr. Maurice to represent them. So i was surprised when I read from you that you traveled to Haiti under the directives of Mr. Maurice and he advised you not to informed us and you believe him and decided to make the trip without updating me. Now see what he has done to you. Following your request for help, I have tried my possible best to see that I get in touch with the head of financier since the day you lay the complains, but to my surprised since then all my efforts to get in touch with him was in vain. Since everything is like this, instead of you to continue being stranded their in Haiti, I will professionally advise you to contact your brother in US to wire you some money to buy flight ticket and go back to your base. Your inheritance payment has already approved for payment release and your ATM card has being set for delivery. But when you failed to take care of the delivery charges that will warrant and facilitate the delivery of your ATM Card, i had no other option than to leave you to follow your mind. Now see the mess and condition the so-called stupid financier has kept you. Well, what has happened has happened, just find a way and request your brother to send your returning flight ticket money so that you can find your way home and process the release of your inheritance fund/delivery of your ATM card in an official way. Thank you for your urgent compliance, as I think a word is enough for the wise.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Netto.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:01 pm

You mean they didn't purchase you a return ticket??? Tight bastards.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:04 pm

Discombobulated lass wrote:

You mean they didn't purchase you a return ticket??? Tight bastards.

They did but it was from London after I traveled with the "documents" there. They pre-paid a multi-trip ticket. The airline wouldn't change it without a large fee to go back to the USA direct from Haiti.

Smile