Bank account after lad thinks he twigged

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:38 pm

This is not exactly funny-entertaining, but I figure it might help people without experience to be a bit more peraistant about the bank accounts. Afterall all of the church-baits, safaris, audio-books etc. some of you guys pull them through can seem a bit far off for the inexperienced Smile

I'll call the lad Jimmy. Jimmy was nice enough to offer me some gold in my catcher account I have set up with my pigfarm. He starts out by requesting a few personal details. No problem.

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Lad: Blue text

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Full name: SendMe Piggies (very close to what I actually call myself)
Address: 4 SubSea Lvl, 19 Terrace, CDXIX Atlantis
Age: 65
Occupation: Retired

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It is important you send me a copy of your international passport and it is important i speak to you to know who i am dealing it.

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I just did send you a copy of my passport. I think you need this adoble reading to open it maybe.. maybe you dont have it.

Also with the phone call. I can not do. My cancer has destroyed my voice.
Does this mean we can not proceed?

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yes because without your i.d card or passport or driver licence we can never proceed. ok

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Sir i do not understand I ALREADY SENT YOU. (I did actually send it to him twice) Now I send again. But if you check email, it was sent half an hour ago too.

We went back and forth quite a bit about the ID.

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I do not wish to proceed with you so forget about it if we cant talk. send me your valid i.d card or drivers identity

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Sir I try again with camera. It is very old so not very good. But I am trying!!. I think maybe you didn't recieve the pdf attachment because it was big.

Phone is impossible. I want to. I recently had a very serious illness in my throat.

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you are stupid idiot

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You dont have to be mean.

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Get out of here kid

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It really is too bad. I could easily move all the gold you wanted.

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Where is your family? get someone to talk to me

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My son comes home in a few days. Would he suffice?

He's 40.

We went back and forth for a bit where he called me names. The word mugu came up a few times - and suddenly he wouldn't respond at all.

I like to believe, that he thinks he twigged on me. So I just sent a new email, and made the subject be RE: RE: RE: RE: RE

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So I'm ready for the next stage - what do we do here?

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Resend me your passport and it is important few documents is obtain in your name and you have to contact barrister azumah and send him your passport and full details to enable him help you obtain the below documents to your name before we can proceed any further.

CERTIFICATE OF ORIGIN
CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP
GEOLOGICAL SURVEY DEPARTMENT LAB TEST
GEOLOGICAL SURVEY EXPORT PERMIT
BANK OF GHANA FORM A2
COMMERCIAL INVOICE
AIRWAY BILL

Here is barrister Azumah email address you can contact him and get back to me with all the documents to your name to enable us proceed. >>snipped email<<

I ignored his request for the passport and wrote his other character, the barrister. Just wrote that Jimmy sent me.

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Thank you for your message and i wish to let you know that to obtain all the documents to your name will cost 2,400$ and it is important you kindly send it with below information through money gram to enable me proceed and obtain the needed documents in your name in High Court immediately i receive the documents fees.

Go ahead and send with below details >>snipped<<

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Dear sir

I can not get to the money gram office until next week. But I could do a bank transfer now if that would help?

Otherwise friday next week is doable!

Result: Bank account.

He asked me for the bank slip. So I gave it to him. It was the same excellent quality as my ID-scan. Now he is giving me a bit of tech support on my Epson 2005-scanner that has been in the attic since my husband died in the 2012 world trade center attack.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:55 pm

I'm a big fan of every piece of pork collected! Nicely done.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I love your address "SubSea Lvl, Atlantis".

Lately when lads give me a lawyer to contact I do as requested but sneak in a line or two such as "and I was told by Mr X that you do this work Pro Bono" or that "Mr X is going to cover my legal expenses so please send any invoices to him at ....."

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:13 pm

^ Thanks

I invented it for de-educational purposes. Quite a few lads now think that Atlantis is a state in the US, and Atlanta is a sunken island. And it's always fun to ask them to tell the delivery man to be careful of the water in the yard.

I will keep the pro bono thing in mind - but it seems like something I'd rather do with characters where I am not just pushing hard for bank accounts.

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