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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow

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Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:24 pm |
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This one's new to me, apparently out of Burkina-Faso. At first I thought it a "run-of-the-mill "scam victims' compensation" bit. Although that modality is as stale they come, two things make this one worthy of special attention:
1) Its ham-fisted writing tickles me.
2) The writer's inherent cruelty (See my inline commentary,) deserves whatever misery this community can throw his way. This is Turdboi level of indifference to others' sufferings for the sake of a few euros.
Be advised: the original email is dreadfully long. The following is merely a portion.
Any emphasis of any sort is mine.
My commentary looks like this..
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From: "F.B.I UNITED STATE F.B.I UNITED STATE" <[email protected]>
To: one of my bait characters
I like to think the writer's boss said, "It's the United States, plural," so he fixed it by writing F.B.I UNITED STATE twice.
Subject: Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Urgent Attention Please
This guy wants to be sure I know it's the FBI I'm dealing with. Lots more FBI name dropping to follow. If I can hook him for a while, I will be sure eventually to mention that I would have sent money right away had I realized the FBI were involved. He's also got a thing for parenthesis.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, du president bless copure..
du president bless copure.. seems like a valid ZIP code to me.
ATTENTION:,
Note that the following paragraph seems broken up because of my commentary, but in fact it's a single run-on sentence.
This is to bring to your kind notice that we received your mail to
this great detective intelligent office of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation (FBI) Intelligence Unit West Africa District
Headquarter, in respond to our mail to you regarding the privilege
giving to us by the (WORLD BANK) in collaboration with the UNITED
NATION ORGANIZATION (U.N), to investigate the world 419 scam victim
for their compensation as it was announce by the world president
(TRUMP)
N.B.: Avoiding any political joke here is an exercise in restraint and a sign of maturity - Good luck. Regarding Trump's promotion, I'd imagine this was a sort of mind-fart mistake because of all the "world" talk prior, but our moron reiterates it.
at the NW Washington, D.C Meeting after the news about the
woman from Australia that committed Susied after she has lost all the
money and company left by her late husband to world 419 internet
scammers in Africa,
OK. That bit above, that is the this scum sack's lightning rod. May thunder take him, to coin a phrase.
-- Lehigh Guy Rant Warning --
BEGIN RANT
Imagine the malice that has to go into this jerk's writing. Recover / compensation scams target those who have already been victimized. They prey upon victims' needs to be heard, to be understood, to be comforted and to know that all humans are not evil predators. They inherently earn heavy condemnation; however, this hits a new low. This effluent eating hunk of garbage clearly knows that success in his "business" literally destroys innocent lives. His inclusion of the reference to a woman's suicide over 419 fraud has a diabolical purpose. He's hyper targeting those victims whose depression over their victimization makes them relate to the poor Australian woman's despair and suicide. He is playing on their desperation for healing, restoration and their hope and faith in the kindness and care of others: great powers and fellow common folk, This format is calculated to find victims whose defeated minds balance on the edge of self destruction, and then WITH THIS CLOWN'S FULL KNOWLEDGE betray their trust in as spectacular a way as possible. This scumbag not only takes joy in the news of a woman's suicide because of scamming he hopes to contribute to the body count, ostensibly for the sake of 49 Euros; although I've little doubt that anyone this callous wouldn't push a victim over the edge just to see her fall.
END RANT
the world president (TRUMP) at the NW Washington,
D.C have signed out ($500 Million USD) to the (WORLD BANK) in
collaboration with the UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION (U.N) to compensate
all the scammed victim around the world with just ($100 Thousand usd)
each.
This typical recovery scam stuff continues for a few more equally horrid paragraphs. He goes on to say that the compensation will be a modest by scam format standards, $100,000 USD. I imagine he uses this "small" fortune to make it more "believable."
I'm not up to sharing and commenting on the remainder for now. My blood pressure needs a break. If you all want the rest posted, I'll add it to as an edit.
For now, here's just the closing:
Waiting to hear from you soonest along with the western union payment
information for the requested fee for the form.
For further clarification to your own understanding, you are free to
call this line (+226 7938 XXX)
Yours In Service,
Mrs Fabienne Hien (Sec)
Agent (Erick Bolt)
Regional Deputy Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, du president bless copure. |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter

Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1138
Location: In your closet

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Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:48 pm |
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I'll be sending an email his way  |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack

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Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:07 am |
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| du president bless copure |
According to Google Translate, if "copure" is rendered as "coupure," the phrase means "President's wound cutoff". Seriously. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Surfowl
Master Baiter

Joined: 23 Jan 2010
Posts: 229
Location: house on the water

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Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:03 pm |
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I'm in! I have a couple of days with some free time.  |
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hallstaff
Master Baiter

Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 222

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Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:14 pm |
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Blowing the dust off some long dormant baiting skills.
This Lad really does suffer from verbal diarrhoea! Just a small part of a reply to a request for a bank account....
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This is to bring to your kind notice that we received your mail to
this great detective intelligent office of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation (FBI) Intelligence Unit West Africa District
Headquarter, hereby write to inform you that your mail respond was
received, and the content well noted and understand.
Following the content of your mail stating that we should send you a
bank account details for you to pay the 95 Euro through bank to bank
transfer, be inform that the Authority demand that the transfer should
be by western union money transfer or money gram So you are advice to
reach this management office of the (FBI) with the requested (95
Euro) for the form through the below mentioned information data via
western union money transfer or Money Gram Transfer. Through our
account payment officer............ |
What a bore! he'll have to try harder than that. |
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You are a completely lier, you don't respect the word of your mount, no one can trust a man like you, I do not believe you not to talk of trust.
I don't know what kind of person are you, I gave you simple instruction you will use to send the money but you failed very much. You have given your money to another person entirely and you now think you are smart or what?
God Punish You And Your Generation For Stressing My Hustle . |
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow

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Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:46 pm |
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He seems married to his horrible script. Anyone get him off it? |
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"I swear with my living GOD I SERVE BY WHATEVER FIND HOLY ...THIS IS TRULY HOLY HAND JOB I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU”
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Am surprise you are west-ting this much time and you know that your daughters life is astake ... I see it strange, something is fishing."
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"If You Are A Sinner That Means You Will Go To Hill. Repaint ..."
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"you son a beach , bastard , you will die by gun, ogun will kill you [a dozen death threats snipped] ANY PLANS YOU HAVE PLANNED EITHER TO RUB ME OR ANY OTHER THING , YOU WILL DIR BY OGUN BYE" -- One truly pissed off lad. |
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JasonSC
Wannabe Baiter

Joined: 23 Jul 2018
Posts: 84
Location: Latitude: 12° 21' 56.38" N - Longitude: -1° 32' 1.97" W

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Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:25 pm |
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Removed unnecessary quote of previous post to make reading easier - bware419ers
Well no. But I can tell you he does not like being questioned on whether or not the city of Ouagadougou is real or made up. |
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hallstaff
Master Baiter

Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 222

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Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:28 pm |
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I think he is running out of script - thank God, its enough to drive you to susied!
Still angling for a bank account but getting the usual whinge about using WU.
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My Dear,
Thanks for your mail, but be inform that we only alow such small
amount like 95 Euro in payment through western union.
So i advice that you go to the western union office on the street and
they we make the payment for you there.
The only way we can received your payment and send you the fund is
through western union or money gram transfer.
Regard with thanks
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Luckless One 9/13 - 10/14
You are a completely lier, you don't respect the word of your mount, no one can trust a man like you, I do not believe you not to talk of trust.
I don't know what kind of person are you, I gave you simple instruction you will use to send the money but you failed very much. You have given your money to another person entirely and you now think you are smart or what?
God Punish You And Your Generation For Stressing My Hustle . |
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hallstaff
Master Baiter

Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 222

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Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:49 am |
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Off script (sort of), but doesn't look like its going far.
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Dear Sir
Sorry we only receive payment via western union, if you cannot follow
our instructions forget it.
good luck
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Luckless One 9/13 - 10/14
You are a completely lier, you don't respect the word of your mount, no one can trust a man like you, I do not believe you not to talk of trust.
I don't know what kind of person are you, I gave you simple instruction you will use to send the money but you failed very much. You have given your money to another person entirely and you now think you are smart or what?
God Punish You And Your Generation For Stressing My Hustle . |
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JasonSC
Wannabe Baiter

Joined: 23 Jul 2018
Posts: 84
Location: Latitude: 12° 21' 56.38" N - Longitude: -1° 32' 1.97" W

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Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:54 am |
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^ He is about to twig constantly. I'll greatly admire anyone who succeeds in reminding this lad who's the winner, and who's the loser of the 419-game. |
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This is a shocking news so the bank manager has shoot him self, and did he refund back your $850 back to your account, - Anthony
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow

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Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:53 pm |
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This lad seems uncomfortable with English. He might be a lone-wolf. No sign of hand-off to a closer.
He doesn’t look ripe for an entertaining and (more importantly) time wasting bait unless someone can get him off script and excited enough to have him writing much much more.
This guy seriously bugs me.
He targets the most fragile victims.
His format is so dismal that only the most desperate will fall for it
And his apparently weak communication skills make him more bait resistant than the average lad. He’s a challenge.
Baiters who manage to hook this scumbag deserve a well-earned kudos from the rest of us. |
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"I swear with my living GOD I SERVE BY WHATEVER FIND HOLY ...THIS IS TRULY HOLY HAND JOB I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU”
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Am surprise you are west-ting this much time and you know that your daughters life is astake ... I see it strange, something is fishing."
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"If You Are A Sinner That Means You Will Go To Hill. Repaint ..."
_______
"you son a beach , bastard , you will die by gun, ogun will kill you [a dozen death threats snipped] ANY PLANS YOU HAVE PLANNED EITHER TO RUB ME OR ANY OTHER THING , YOU WILL DIR BY OGUN BYE" -- One truly pissed off lad. |
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hallstaff
Master Baiter

Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 222

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Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:21 pm |
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^ agree all that. Turdboi really does need to be taught a lesson, but I fear that he is far too lazy to work for his money.
I think my character has reached the end of the road. Even if I manage to "arrange" a WU payment, I don't think the dialogue would get much further than a half hearted request for an MTCN. Language is probably an issue - it might be interesting to try a bait in French. |
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Luckless One 9/13 - 10/14
You are a completely lier, you don't respect the word of your mount, no one can trust a man like you, I do not believe you not to talk of trust.
I don't know what kind of person are you, I gave you simple instruction you will use to send the money but you failed very much. You have given your money to another person entirely and you now think you are smart or what?
God Punish You And Your Generation For Stressing My Hustle . |
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Annabel
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 04 May 2017
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Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:14 am |
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I'll try to hook him, but it doesn't sound like it'll be easy. I might try convincing him that I want to give him way more money than he asked for, and start adding delays after that. Don't know if it'll be enough, but even if I've only wasted 10 minutes of his time, it's still better than nothing.  |
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 778
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow

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Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:37 pm |
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Good luck. Get this slimeball! |
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"I swear with my living GOD I SERVE BY WHATEVER FIND HOLY ...THIS IS TRULY HOLY HAND JOB I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU”
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Am surprise you are west-ting this much time and you know that your daughters life is astake ... I see it strange, something is fishing."
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"If You Are A Sinner That Means You Will Go To Hill. Repaint ..."
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"you son a beach , bastard , you will die by gun, ogun will kill you [a dozen death threats snipped] ANY PLANS YOU HAVE PLANNED EITHER TO RUB ME OR ANY OTHER THING , YOU WILL DIR BY OGUN BYE" -- One truly pissed off lad. |
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