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Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

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I received this today from a lad who wanted to assure me he is legitimate. He took the time to send a photo of himself with his wife and family. Apparently it is a recent photo.
I'm wondering if I should point out he left out his newborn son?

If I send the fee, does this give new meaning to being screwed royally? Wondering if my reply should be addressed as HRH? Maybe I should send a photo of Harry and Meagan back and announce I'm getting married soon?

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:26 pm

That's hilarious. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:20 pm

Bloody mahvelous, what?

I shouldn't check eater at work, I'm sure someone was wondering what made me laugh.

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:05 am

I must say, he has a truly beautiful family. I don't know why, but even over here in the U.S. I have an irresistible urge to bow_down

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

My Royal family bait finally fizzled out many piggies later. Sadly the lad got chopped in the process. Tonight I received this message.

Quote:

Hello Mr Clay.
Stop contacting me i am no longer interested in giving the service look for someone else, my wife noticed that i sent out our family picture to you she is filing a divorce suite , i want my marriage back because i love my kids. ..

However, my retired character who uses a walker and home oxygen has lots of time on his hands and has offered to help.

Quote:

Sir:

I am terribly sorry that things have come to this. It is truly a sad state of affairs when things like this happen. I took a counselling course thru our church years ago and have listened to many people's troubles and helped them. Would you like me to assist you? It is no trouble at all. There was a family at our church that was splitting because the husband took naked pictures of his wife and somehow they ended up on the internet somewhere as I never found them. She wanted to divorce him. I told him and her that with or without divorce the pictures are on the internet so that won't fix it. Even the congregation was not sure what the fuss was about once they investigated for themselves. Over time she forgave him and they are together but he mustn't take those pictures again.
So I can help.
Often people say "no, I don't need your help" are those who need it most. Don't forget sir, we are not just business associates, we are friends now. I'll be here. Always.

clayton

The old man might even forward the lad's email to a marriage counselor to assist. Can't stand to leave the lad in crisis.