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Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Attention, Urgent it is good to be good

it is good to be good and lord said that many are called but few are
chosen and listen to me because this is the last mail I will sent to
you and after today if you did not follow my instruction I will remove
my hand about your fund because I don’t see the reason why you did not
care all the sufferness I was suffering to you to receive your fund
from me and if you did not interested to receive your fund any more
from me don’t bother your self to replyback to me but if you are ready
to receive your fund get back to me with your payment information
because there is very very good testimony between me and you and
others peoples who have funds to receive from Benin Republic since
2015,

So any where you are right now run to nearest money gram and send
this last $55 because the General Manager of International Monitoring
Fund who delaying your fund to be release since 2015 have an accident
on the way coming back from work yesterday evening and die and the
new Manager who just take over today said that any man or any woman
who have fund to receive since 2015 and this year 2018 should pay only
$55 without paying even $1cent again and he said that after today and
tomorrow that if you fail to send the $55 that he will transfer your
$15Million USD fund to world bank but i please him to wait and let me
contact you and explain it for you very well because I don’t wanted
you to lost this your fund and lost all the money you have spend last
time ago,

So try your possible best to send this $55 after reading this mail to
enable you been the first person that will receive your fund tomorrow
morning because i have already submitted your name with your address
to them so that you will be the first person that will first pick up
your fund tomorrow morning as they have signed from the Office of
Patrice Talon President of Benin Republic, thank you for your
understanding and God be with you all the days of your life Jesus name
a men,
-----------------------------------
Send $55 through western union,MONEY GARM

Receiver Name:......... xxxx xxx
Amount:................US$55.00
Country / Location:...Benin Republic
Question:.............What for
Answer:...............Good
Sender Name:..........

You are to make this payment today and As soon as the payment is
verified here in our office we are going to call you so that you can
go to the Western Union Bank and pick up your funds,

Best Regards,
DR, Mathew Godwin
+22996xxxxx71
Chief Auditor General
email,[email protected]
Western Union Money Transfer

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:33 am

For some Lads there is no such thing as punctuation unless ending a sentence with ok counts as using punctuation ok

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

ok ok

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:48 pm

They use their allotment of periods in the payment information or answer these questions sections lol

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:53 pm

It's better when they start replying to you using CAPS as you know by then they are getting a tad frustrated Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:06 pm

WELL NOW THAT WERE ON THE SUBJECT OF
CAPS AS WELL AS PUNCTUATION We
Should Consider The Use Of Upper Case Letters In
This Way
As Well As The Apparently Random Carriage
Returns That Are So Often
In Evidence ok

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Case In Point Ok

Dear mrs/sir
My Name Is; Dr Willie Obiano.
Please i Need Your orgent Respond As Soon As You Received This Email;

An Oil Was Descoverd In Nigerian Under My State And I Am The State Govervor And I Have Final Desilded To Get A Business patyner That We Be Suesponseling Me In The Devolopien Of The Oil. And I Am Here In My Office With The Capital Oil Of My Country Nigerian And He Told Me That There Is So Much Money In Oil Business That He Have Being Into The Business For A Long Time Now That He Got Changese For Life Now. And He Promies To Be Suseponseling Me. And He Said That He A Back UP Person That We Be Backing Him Up. So He Ask Me To Get Him A Back Up Person Now As Soon As posseble So That We Well Start Work This Mounth And Your Email Was Giveing To Me By Google;

So Kindly Forward Ur Information To My Lawyer Inchage Of The Business As Soon As You Get The Email;

Your Full Name;
Your Country Name;
Your Occpention;
Your Private Phone Number;
Your Private Email Address;

To [[email protected]]

I We Be Verry Happy If I Here From My Lawyer That He Have Got Your Full Infomation; Because I Knew That After This Business Borth Of US We Rejoyce. We Never Knew How Much It We Cause To Start The Work Now.But mr Ifeayi Ubah The Capital Oil Of Nigerian Says I Should Not warri That I Should Just Get Him A Back Up Person That He We Be Paying 60% Of Any Amaunt Of Money They Needed To Start The Work And He We Continue Paying 60% Till The Work Is Done;
Thanks For Your Respond

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

LOLOL

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:37 pm

And then there are the Lads who go to the other extreme. Hearken to Dr John Favor, who couldn't resist overpunctuating and changing from Starting Every Word With A Capital Letter to a more orthodox style, only to start to slip back at the end:

Quote:

I Really What To Thank You Very Much Fore Message Received With His Content Well Acknowledge, This is Dr,John Favor from the office of the fund release board Accra Ghana Once Again, What I Am Telling You On Phone Indicating, That Now Government Of The Country,Both As Even As far To Our His Excellency Dr,Dr,amani Mohammad,All Of Them Have Already Realistic,There Miss Stake Of There Miss Conduct,Of Realizing There Error Of Believing What Minister Fore Finance Told Them About You,Because When By Minister Fore Finance Use To Have The Problem,When The Problem Occurred It Is Another Foreign Beneficiary Who Al-must Have The Same Name With You,He Is Malcolm Raimondo,He Is The One That Is Trying To Stealing Refugee His Funds Before , And Mistakenly Finance Have assuming That Is You Mr,Malcolm Reynold,To Put Stop Order In Your Name To Make The Goverment Understood, Mr,Now When The Government Both The Present Have Already Realistic There Error That Finance Minister He Is Out Of Doing Anyhow By Doing That To Your Personality,That In Sight Of This Compensation Must Came To You, And I My Self Shall Be The One To Lead You Have This Funds Received Successfully, Instead Of Over-knowing Finance Minister To Be In Charge, Because My Wiliness,To Brought The Who Authority Understood, About What That Minister Fore Finance Did To You By Depriving You Not To Help Refugee Fore Several Time,That Re Making The Present To Give He Name Over Knowing Finance Minister, He Is The One That Is Suppose To Inform You Before Regarding This,But Upon His Miss Conduct, Present Refuse To Send He,And He Is Also Ashamed Of His Self, That Is Why I Am In Charge To Informing You About This My Noble Brother, MR,MALCOLM, YOU ARE THE ONE,THAT IS NOT LISTENING TO ME ON PHONE,I DID NOT SAID YOU ARE BEING SENDING MONEY,WHAT I SAID IS THAT,I MEANING YOU HAVE TRY TO SENDING MONEY TO HELP THE REFUGEE DURING THAT TIME BEFORE, Mr,Malcolm Reynold, You Have To Be Very Happiness,You Needed To Thank God Fore All That Is Already Happen, So That I My Self Secure This Your Compensation Funds To You As Well, After That If You Willing To Help Any Refugee Over Here In Accra Ghana Or Neither West Africa You Can Continue Now, As Transaction Is Booming Here Until Tomorrow, And I Have To Standby Fore You Here In Accra Ghana As Your Partner Who Can Be Monitoring All Your Transaction You Have Hear In Accra Ghana, Is Different of the approval of your funds of $8.5 Million United State Dollar to Guaranty Trust Bank Plc which we the organization of Africa Children Trust Fund has verified your file and we find out that your document are update to received fund from Africa which we are apologizing of the delay of your fund which was cost by the formal Board Chairman and it was sack because of this. You don't have to obtain any document to received your fund in west Africa provided that you fill the registration attach form and send it back with the due payment as Internal Revenue to the Association of Foreign Beneficiary Union in West Africa which is the only needed require to release your fund in Africa without paying for transfer charges neither any other require in receiving your $8.5 Million Dollar.
Secondly, The Federal Government also recommended you as an Ambassador to Africa Refugee Children representing your Country in west Africa and is due to the helping hand you are been giving to Refugee which the United Nation will be paying you a monthly salaries of $3,500 Dollar from the Month of March 27th 2013 to March 27 2014 which with the aims of this registration your Registration Certificate will be send from new york by the Secretary General Ban Ki Moo. Here is the receivers name Mr,(ABUKU MACKSON) to make the payment and you are to fill the form and send it back with the requirement of $280 Dollar including your account information To Comence Transfer To You,
I Wait And See To Here From Your Reply,

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 2:42 pm

That was beautiful.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

It most certainly was. LOLOL