you too have a hit on your head

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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:09 am

I got this dire warning on my Shuttle account earlier this month:

Quote:

From: Seymour Skinner <[email protected]>
Sent: Wednesday, March 7, 2018 9:28 PM
Subject: Hello there,

Hello there,

My name is Seymour Skinner, but my close allies call me Rambo. I am a hired killer, with an impeccable record of 187 hires, 187 kills. And I don't mean video games, sugar.

This is a friendly warning that you too have a hit on your head. I can't name my client for contractual reasons, but he or she are paying me $25,000 for the whack. We're not
talking chump change here.

However, I'm a nice guy at heart. Really, I am. So here's the deal, McNeil - if you cough up $8000, I'll spare your life. No blood, no guts, nothing. I forget you ever existed.

There are a few ground rules, though:

1). Don't even think about contacting anyone about this. I have eyes on you at all times, like an eagle stalking its prey. I'm the eagle, and you're the mouse. No funny moves, kapeesh?

2). The $8k is non-negotiable. This isn't a game of Monopoly, kapeesh?

3). You have 72 hours to comply, or else your insides will be outside. And clean-up crews aint cheap nowadays. Kapeesh?

Reply to my e-mail at: [email protected] if you know what is best for you.

You know what you have to do.

Regards,

Seymour Skinner
Professional Hitman
[email protected]
Business card available upon request.
when di magas reply u will act like a hit man ok and take na 8k from them

this 4mat has been working very well for my boy origi in dey burkina faso

I want his business card.
Tho, the little footnote has me confused...