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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:21 pm |
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Received today in one of my catchers 
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Secretary-General António Guterres
Zenith Bank Plc, COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION.
UNITED NATIONS (UNITED NATIONS ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.
UNITED NATIONS LIASION OFFICE
WEST AFRICA - LAGOS-NIGERIA.
Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX027.
Attention: Sucker,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your sex dungeon? This is to kindly inform you about the current update on the released of your legal marijuana funds.
We have been having sex.
Alcoholics anonymous meeting for the past 4 months which ended 2 days ago with the General Members of the UNITED NATIONS Organization Main Boobies. This email is to
all the people that
have been scammed by myself in any part of the world, the UNITED SEX DUNGEONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of 1 black dildo.
certified mode of payment Via UPS. Therefore, we are happy to inform you that an arrangement has perfectly been concluded to affect your payment as soon as
possible in our bid to be transparent. However, it is our pleasure to inform you that your doldo has been approved and upgraded with pleasure ribs in your
favor. Meanwhile, your Secret pedophile ring will be available as soon as you confirm to us the receipt of your dildo.
We found your name in our list of suckers and that is why we are contracting you with STD's, and we are happy to announce to you that every herpe
necessary legal arrangement regarding to your dildo has been signed and sealed and lubed. You are advised to contact Mr.Ebenezer Onyeagwu Executive Director at PORNHUB
BANK OF NIGERIA PLC as she is our representative in West Africa - LAGOS NIGERIA.
Contact him immediately for the release of your black dildo compensation payment from the (United sex dungeons) this fund is in an dildo for
security purpose so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any sperm bank of your choice in your country. Therefore, you should send him your Full Name,
Telephone
number, Your Contact Mailing address, where you want him to deliver your dildo to your house address. Contact Mr.Ebenezer Onyeagwu (PORNHUB BANK OF NIGERIA PLC)
immediately for your dildo now as soon as possible: I will like you to call him immediately you receive this email today.
Bank Name: (PORNHUB BANK OF NIGERIA PLC)
Person to Contact: Mr.Ebenezer Onyeagwu
Email;[email protected]
Phone number:+234-08123597342
Thanks and God bless you and your sex dungeon.
Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your black dildo.
Making the world a shittier place.
Regards,
Secretary-General António Guterres. |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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 x 4  x 1746  x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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sportbluecanyon
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 May 2016
Posts: 832
Location: Same location as Jose Cuervo
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Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:02 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:53 pm |
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That, SBC, is Lad de-education, or so it seems. Maybe you should make contact and deadpan the Lad... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246 
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3876
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Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:57 pm |
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that's impressive de-education.
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 Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1138
Location: In your closet
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Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:53 pm |
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Hats off to the guy who de-educated this lad! |
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"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:34 pm |
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Now THAT'S a scam script! |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base
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Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:26 pm |
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That is the best de-education script I've ever seen. Along with the upfront sex humor, there are all kinds of more subtle gems like,
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| This email is to all the people that have been scammed by myself |
Well done whoever wrote and seeded this. |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
 x2  x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
 Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23943
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:15 am |
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That is some impressive de-education. How could the lad ever think that would be a successful script? Didn't he read it at all? |
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Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
John W, Rev Ozzy, Lil Richard, Zenith, Ever Bank, Robert M, Archie x2 |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1138
Location: In your closet
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Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:18 am |
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^^^
Most of the lower level smallbois responsible for bombing formats usually have a lack understanding of English and are extremely dumb |
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x89 x17 x3 x2
"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:59 am |
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I replied to this and sent the required fee but have still not received my dildo, have I been scammed? |
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The last word is mine.
A few 
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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