Waiting on that letter of apology from the HM Treasury

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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:17 pm

For a little over 2 ½ years now I’ve been baiting Nigerian Senator Blimpy and HM Treasury’s Sir Nicholas McPherson (I haven’t the heart to tell him the real Sir Nick’s been retired for some time). The usual wacky baiting hijinks but I was lucky enough to get him to safari to Cotonou and then later to Abuja.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=278186

I like to play his 2 characters off each other, making one my favorite one week and then getting closer to the other the next. Last summer I started blaming everything on Sir Nick and he didn’t like that one bit.

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Attention Mr Jackie Treehorn,

I forbid you call me a fool Mr Jackie what ever reasons,whether transaction or no transaction you have no right to look at me and said fool for what? you are the person dragging every bid of this noble transaction here and there because you lack fatherly will to send out cash you have at hand.in effort to get some body that will come and meet you for the money,your language and body language made it impossible,it that why you look at some body like myself and said am a fool?

Upon the way i regard you,you still have got to call me a fool.if i may ask you Jackie,have you in any way send one cent here in my hands i receive with out given you the good receiver for which i collected money from you?when you had problem for 6months i personally guided your funds,change every traces when those criminals were making enquery until l you are out,then tell me were i offended you Mr Jackie and what makes me a fool.

Am disappointed you have to tender the apology right now,or else i will go to court to secure injunction to get your funds here including that of Dude terminated or change the ownership name through court affidavit.

can you imagine yourself ,it was because of the brotherly trust we have in you,that made senator Blimpy to secure an oil and gas contract for US$4.8BILLION DOLLARS,but you never take it serious for one day,all of this is to compensate you because of what they did to you in London,other wise there many who can handle the contract and ready to fly to Nigeria any the attention is needed,so were is my offense.

AGAIN IF WE ARE TO CONTINUE WITH YOU,YOU MUST LOOK FOR A WAY RIGHT NOW TO WIRE THE FEE THROUGH THE BANK,IF YOU CAN NOT GO TO THE BANK,SEND SOME BODY AND IT WILL BE DONE WITH OUT HITCHES.

waiting to hearing from you.

Regards

Sir Nicholas McPherson JP

So I demanded that he provide me with a letter of apology before I went any further.

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Attention Mr Jackie Treehorn,

I was to told by Senator Blimpy to write an apology letter to you,and i wouldn't want to be seeing as an obstacle to the whole thing despite the fact that i first demanded an apology from you,but all the same,i want us to move forward and show that i really felt back for all that happened to you and Dude in the cause of thees transaction.so i have to send you the hand writing letter of apology.so i personally iam very sorry in all.we all are going to smile.we quarrel to settle not to kill.see the attached letter.GOD WILL BLESS US ALL AND THE WHOLE TRANSACTIONS AMEN.

waiting to hearing from you.

Regards

Sir Nicholas McPherson JP

Not good enough so I wrote back to him…

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You can not believe how angry and disappointed I was when I read that so called "apology". Who the hell writes an apology in black ink? BLACK INK! Dammit! Every apology MUST be in red ink, everyone knows this but apparently not "SIR" Nicholas. What an insult.
Unbelievable.

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Attention Mr Jackie Treehorn,

HERE IS THE HAND WRITING OF APOLOGY LETTER WRITING WITH RED INK AS DEMANDED.
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY WITH YOUR FAMILY.

waiting to hearing from you.

Regards

Sir Nicholas McPherson JP

Nope, still not good enough.

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You said I should send you a hand wrinting of apology letter,I have done that two good time,but I never knew what else you from me.tell me what you want me to do and when when exactly are you sending the fee?
Regards

Sir Nicholas McPherson JP

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If you know me very well you should know that am a man of peace and conscience,what happened to us since last two years now in the cause of the transaction of the transfer of your funds was rather unfortunate,it effected you and it affected us too.we should be happy today you are alive,Dude is alive,to crown it all your funds in question and that of Dude is still intact and secured despite all the hurdles.

what i have never done since i was born,i did it simple because i want to please you and get us united again so that we will achieve the set gold ahead of us,but what i don't understand is you asking me to continue to repeat same hand writing letter for the third time.ANYWAY I WANT TO GIVE PEACE A CHANCE,I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
like i said i will send you the hand writing letter of apology this week,also be prepared all of use will meet in Nigeria to sign the oil contract.

waiting to hearing from you.

Regards

Sir Nicholas McPherson JP

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Attention Mr Jackie Treehorn,
it takes a man a heart of a tiger to get on top.release the fee this week and watch out the turn around in your entire life and business.you may not like me again,but take my word so that you will not regret all the past ugly experiences you had in the pursuit of the your funds in UK and the one you lost in Canada.we are considering all that you went through in the last two years that is why you must be rewarded bountifully well by making you an oil mogul which as you can see it is done already.

whether you still like me or not,i still like you Mr Jackie,but what i don't like you now is your change in character.been cunny is what i hate in you period.CHANGE

Regards

Sir Nicholas McPherson JP

Wait! Did he just call me a cunny?

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Dear Mr. Jackie

This is to inform you that i just got mail from Senator Blimpy and the content of his mail to me i do not like it,he said i was insulting you Mr Jackie,anyway we quarrel to settle not to kill.i didn't mean to insult you or calling you a cunny no,only that am angry for the fact that you did not meet with the diplomat then.

sorry i apologize i will find time to write the letter of apology to you so that you will be happy.

Regards

Sir Nicholas McPherson JP

Senator Blimpy weighs in...

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ATTENTION MR JACKIE,

HAVE YOU RECEIVE THE THIRD HAND WRITEN OF THE LETTER OF APOLOGY FROM SIR NICK MCPHERSON JP?HE PROMISED TO SEND THE LETTER THIS WEEK,SO KINDLY LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE RECEIVE IT.

REMEMBER I AND MCPHERSON BATTED FOR THIS CONCERNING YOU WITH SOME MONEY,SO DO NOT FAIL THIS TIME TO WIRE THE MONEY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE HIS LETTER OF APOLOGY

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ATTENTION MR JACKIE,

THANKS FOR UPDATING ME THAT YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVE LETTER FROM SIR NICK MCPHERSON JP UPON THE BET. AM GOING TO HAVE IT ROUGH WITH YOU BECAUSE HE CAN NOT BE A SET BACK TO THIS NOBLE TRANSACTION WHICH OTHER FOREIGN CONTRACTORS HAVE STARTED OPERATION AND HE KNEW ABOUT IT.

YOU ARE NO MORE THE PROBLEM NOW BUT SIR NICK.

WAITING TO HEARING FROM YOU.
SENATOR BLIMPY

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ATTENTION MR JACKIE,

I HAVE SPOKEN WITH SIR NICK MCPHERSON JP,AND HE MUST SEND YOU THE APOLOGY LETTER SO THAT WE WILL MOVE ON AND START UP THE OPERATION. IS IT A CHILD PLAY THAT SOME BODY WILL BE PLAYING WITH?I HAVE MANDATED HIM TO WRITE IT AND SEND TO YOU THIS SO THAT YOU WILL GO AND SEND THE MONEY FOR US TO CONCLUDE.

SENATOR BLIMPY

And this just came in today from Sir Nick...

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Attention Mr Jackie Treehorn,

I will try my best to send the hand writing letter of apology so that you and Senator will not see me as the problem while this is the third time am sending this letter.i will try.

waiting to hearing from you soonest.

Regards

Sir Nicholas McPherson JP

Hoping for apology #3 Laughing