"please ask your friends to help me out" - anyone?

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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:57 am

Well, who am I to refuse?

Just shy of two months back, Cammy was asked for help by a woman from Sudan, now stuck in jail in Togo for a motoring offence, with her new jeep impounded and all her funds hidden under the back seat. And worse still, as her lawyer explained (emphasis added):

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Due to security reasons of a young lady i melt in police cell at was yesterday afternoon, and she told me the offense she committed, sincerely urge you to fine solution to her bail out before they took her to court, for your information driving without license here is a capital offense in Togo, however she told me that she have $700 on her there but the police officer is demanding for $1500 to unleash her with the car

There was hope for "Merry" (or "Marry") Thomas, until it turned out that:

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she took enough alcohol when driving on the highways

Cammy has bad memories of her drunken father and hates people who do stupid things while drunk. Things fell apart, and in the last few exchanges Cammy described her meals to poor Merry (or Marry) stuck in gaol, which made the latter snap:

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please ask your friends to help me out because i know you don't have single dime with you

Cammy has a lot of friends in her religion (Norse faith), her work (as a photomodel), sport (beach volleyball and squash)... and some in many parts of the world. Anyone want to help poor Merry (or Marry)?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

You had me at squash. (semi-pro Scrabble player) I played competitive squash back in the day and was on the 1980 Olympic team! Tell this young lady that I can help.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:30 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

was on the 1980 Olympic team

Didn't Canada boycott the Moscow Olympics?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Glad to help out. I've got a District Attorney who recently gave up his campaign for Governor of Michigan who has some free time.

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@B8er

I was kicked off the team for testing positive for 'roids. Squash is a filthy sport.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:14 am

If Penfold isn't running for governor anymore, does he still need his administrative assistant? I'd be glad to help.

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^^^ With Feathers escaping and the lad cutting off all contact he lost the Nigerian vote. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:21 am

PMs are on the way to all three of you, but ere you start, a heads-up; none of your characters has spoken to Cammy on the phone (she's hearing-impaired). Apart from that, you have a free hand.

Additional; Cammy sent this, FWIW.

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While lunching on chicken teriyaki with rice and green peas, I decided to see if anyone of my friends would help you. Let's see!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Note sent. (You texted me about the crisis)

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:02 am

I'll send them a poke now.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:44 am

Merry (or Marry) hasn't given any sign of hearing from anyone. This is her last message to Cammy:

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i we advice you to take some rest in psychiatric hospital because you are poison in your field of prostitution, i know prostitute are heartless kind of people

Cammy won't reply tonight because it's Freyja-day.

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Merry (or is it Marry?) is lying.

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How do you know Cammy? Are you a Swinger as well? Did you meet her through Swinging?

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i got her contact from one Australia girl in South Sudan when i was escaping my dear life, if you are not ready to help me, no problem

If you start asking questions (s)he will threaten to drop you.

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:19 am

Meanwhile, from Cammy...

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Roast lamb with mint sauce, roast potatoes, pumpkin, peas, red cabbage, yummo, lunch will be so awesome!
You're so obsessed with prostitution, there must be some family shame involved; maybe a sister or brother of yours on the game?

I'm sure Marry (or Merry) will take that with good grace.

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Here's where we are,

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that is truth, i am a widow refuge from South Sudan my husband is a military officer in the force he was murdered by the opposition in the government, i then flee to Togo through fishing trawler with my husband funds amounting to $7.6 million united state dollars from the funds i bought jeep, one day was driving in the freeway when i was arrested because i don't have driving license

can you help me out from detection because i am writing you from police cell

On Friday, January 19, 2018, 1:35:54 AM GMT, <[email protected]> wrote:

My friend Cammy texted me about your plight. How can I help? I have a degree in Bird Law in the USA.

Rex

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:44 am

I have sent them a few messages, but not much has happened.

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:25 am

Looks like Marry's (or Merry's) heart isn't in it:

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you are not serious in life at all because is opportunity for you to shine like me

Cammy was incredulous (once she's spelled out today's lunch).

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Lamb shanks with rich sauce, mashed potatoes, carrots and and broccoli for lunch in an hour...
You think I should "shine like you"? You're a rich, arrogant alcoholic who has to learn that the sun doesn't shine out of her ass and the world doesn't revolve around you. Grow up, bitch!

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I will send the money on Tuesday. Monday is a bank holiday.

Rex

On 1/20/2018 at 6:40 PM, "merry thomas" <[email protected]> wrote:

It seems you are scared right, i told you before that i got Camille contact from one Australia girl in my country South sudan that is ravage with war, i promise you i will never never disappoint you when i come out from detection

please send the money to the attorney so that he can take me on bail on Monday

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What a lazy lad(ess). (S)he is giving the same answer to each of us. Does not appear to be off script yet. I have been offered a measly $10k to help out, but am demanding half the money.

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:05 am

Marry (or Merry) is exchanging insults with Cammy still. Maybe it's time we punished 'her' by having another Lad muscle in and chop his dollar...?

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^^^ Feathers is always available for a god dollar chop. Very Happy

(S)he quickly agreed to split the money with me. All I need now is a signed contract agreeing to the agreement and we are in business.

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This is the gist of every reply so far. Stubborn.

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we are about 18 female inmate in the cell with different offense, please send the money to the attorney

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(S)he is not happy about my demand for a written, signed contract

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you know i am in police cell kindly contact the barrister on how you can send the money to him for my bail out, i promise you, you will never never regret helping me out from here because i will personally send you enough money before i will travel down to meet with you

Yes, this is a stubborn lad.

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:59 am

^Jayhawk, bring on Feathers. Do you need any information to proceed?

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^^ Just tell him that you gave the money to the Barristers's associate Feathers as requested. Feathers will send him(her?) a taunt later. Let me know the name of your character.

Meanwhile, Penfold has got him off script (yeah!)

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Dear William
How are you doing Mr William today anyway got your contact from one female refuge in police detection, i am Barrister Jeff Emueg** from Republic of Ghana this morning i went and see my client Merry Osm** in police detection, she told me that you asked her to take an agreement with you first before you can send money for her bail, under normal circumstances she suppose to undertake some paper work with you before you send the money, but the cops will not allow her to do that because of security reason, regardless of what happens or the offense she committed, how it happens and whether it should be disclosed, this forum is essential to the proper running of the system. It is neither efficient, proper or productive to have these discussions in open court. one controversy is should you do a settlement conference, for example, with a judge who is going to be the fact finder in a non-jury bench trial?

Wherever i set my eyes on her i have remorse for her because she came from far country South Sudan, i guarantee you when you send the money across to me i will bail her out with the land cruiser jeep successfully

Best Regards
Barr Jeff Emueg**

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BULLSHIT. No contract no money

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First time I've been insulted like this

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Why are you insulting me red monkey

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Why do you lie to me Pink Flamingo?

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