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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter

Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055

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Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:08 am |
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Dear Winner
We wish to Congratulate and inform you that your email address has won (£161,653,000 one hundred and sixty one million six hundred and fifty three thousand pounds) on 2018 national lottery euromillions email draw promotion see the attached file for more details.
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Largest amount of money I've been offered/won so far. Has anyone else been "luckier"? |
_________________ The last word is mine.
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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack

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Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:39 am |
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Considerably!
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1350825&highlight=billion#1350825
$250 billion from Royal Dutch Shell, and arranged by Bob Mueller, yet. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter

Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055

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Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:53 am |
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Blimey! makes mine look like pocket change. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter

Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055

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Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:09 am |
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Just spotted that was back in 2009, not sure what that would equate to in 2018. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter

Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits

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Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:24 pm |
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Don't spend it all in one place. There are lots of folks on eater who would appreciate a little cash gift (present company excluded, of course).  |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Iam Aries
419Eater is my life

Joined: 12 Jul 2016
Posts: 427
Location: Walking up and down, outside the wall

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Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:19 pm |
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Mr. Dapper, please send mine by Money Gram, or Red Dot cash card. |
_________________ I am not a drunk and am not happy now.
IS YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE F*CK U STUPID BOY GO TO HELL, U WILL DIE
if i told you that am a black African man that does not mean that my skin is black
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack

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Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:57 pm |
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There are lots of folks on eater who would appreciate a little cash gift (present company excluded, of course).  |
You and Mr Dipper and Iam Aries joined too recently to get your own Ferraris. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter

Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055

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Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:59 am |
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| You and Mr Dipper and Iam Aries joined too recently to get your own Ferraris. |
At least it wasn't Mr Diaper. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Iam Aries
419Eater is my life

Joined: 12 Jul 2016
Posts: 427
Location: Walking up and down, outside the wall

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Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:28 am |
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^^^^^^^^
Now that's funny!!
ETA: I would prefer a Jaguar |
_________________ I am not a drunk and am not happy now.
IS YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE F*CK U STUPID BOY GO TO HELL, U WILL DIE
if i told you that am a black African man that does not mean that my skin is black
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BitaTrouble
419Eater is my life

Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 331

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Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:54 pm |
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I might be able to top your millions with this package I have waiting for me:
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URGENT ATTENTION TO EVERYONE.
How you doing ? we've been waiting for you to come and have your
package, because it has been long with us here, and if you can't be
able to come here send to us your full address and cell no, together
with the assurance keeping fee of $550 so that
our agent will come over there with the package and deliver it to
you at once.
HERE ARE THEY ITEMS INSIDE THE PACKAGE
Golden jewelry and Golden wrist watch
NAME,............AND.........PRICE/WORTH
iPhone 4 Diamond Rose Edition – $8 Million
Supreme Goldstriker iPhone 3G – $3.2 Million
iPhone 3G King's Button – $2.4 Million
GoldVish Le Million – $1.3 Million
Diamond Crypto Smartphone – $1.3 Million
Luxor Las Vegas Jackpot – $1 Million
together with Laptops
NAMES.....AND.......PRICE/WORTH
Luvaglio – $1 Million
Tulip E-Go Diamond Notebook – $355,000
Ego for Bentley – $20,000
Voodoo Envy H171 – $8,500
Stealth MacBook Pro – $6,000
Also together with 400,000 LITRES of coal oil and 250,000 jet engine oil .
All those items has been here with us for 3 weeks now, and no one
has ever asked about it since then.
So we are using this opportunity to contact people as soon as we can,
and to make sure this package is been taken away from here at once.
Regard
Atlantis Delivery Services Board |
I'm not sure it is as valuable as the OP's - what are coal and jet engine oils worth?  |
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x 909; x3; x4; X4
"Okay get ready to get your ass toast!" - Goffery Johnson
"I AM HIGHLY EMBARASSED AND I FEEL MOST INSULTED, FOR SENOR WINCES TO STAND ME UP AT THE FLAMINGO RESTURANT FOR OVER 1hr45mins I THINK THIS IS THE HIGHT OF INSULT EVER ON MY PERSONALITY." - Aliji Gambo
"You are Crazy Up in the head. Dont ever contact this email anymore. Your Papa, Your Mama, Your intestine You prick " - P'mt Director, First Nat'l Bank Group |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter

Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055

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Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:55 pm |
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I think I'll let you and Yastreb fight it out, my £161,653,000 seems like a pittance.  |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack

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Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:02 am |
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^ True that, I wouldn't even wipe my... um... uh, never mind. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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