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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:46 pm |
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Obscure information that no one knows but everyone should...
Can be any subject... except pr0n. For pr0n related info please contact Pastor Frank via PM. He's our resident expert.
I'll start this one off...
If you spell each number, you will not use the letter 'A' until you reach 1000. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:54 pm |
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Did you know that PF had a career .257 batting average when he was young and vibrant. Not quite HoF numbers, but getting there.
The more you know... |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:24 pm |
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One of the twelve spies was a Jewish convert. After his conversion, he was not called "... son of Abraham our father". He kept his original patronymic. (Israelites and their neighbors had no surnames in those days.) |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:43 pm |
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For those of you who are getting old, like me, and can't read without glasses anymore:
If you get caught out without your glasses you can make a little tube by twisting your index finger back towards your thumb and look through it to read what you're looking at. This has saved me on a couple of occasions. |
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  x 710 x N x 2  Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:16 pm |
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^It works! Trust me!
Did you know that I am an undefeated Professional Wrestler? |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:37 pm |
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^^It came through for me a few times!!
Did you know that the egg came before the chicken? |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:57 pm |
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Fabio Lanzoni has a (pretty impressive) collection of over 200 motorcycles. |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:39 am |
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A grouping of owls is called a Parliament. |
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:42 am |
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Did you know the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' actually refers to a failed siege attempt in the English Civil War ? |
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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:53 am |
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Did you know that I just got an old (60's?) Palmgren machinists vice at a yard sale for a song and am cleaning it up tonight. Pictures available upon request.
Edit: I'm a bit giddy, if you couldn't tell. |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:06 am |
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^Did you know am interested? |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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BillytheGoat
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2017
Posts: 45
Location: United States
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:10 am |
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Did you know that an individual banana is called a finger, and a group of bananas is a hand? |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:24 am |
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For your eyes only. She's apart for a cleaning but you get the idea. EDIT (for the rule police): Did you know it was only $25!
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BillytheGoat
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2017
Posts: 45
Location: United States
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:26 am |
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^^^Looks good.
Did you know that Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine? |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:25 am |
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Damn PF, you have pretty handwriting. I want you to write love letters on my behalf. |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:50 am |
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^ Done.
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2073
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:01 am |
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^^ Do you mean the fishing thing? |
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"I am truly not a happy fellow at the moment." - Mr.George |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:10 am |
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^ Yes, some strange mating tradition of their tribe; an anthropological oddity. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:24 am |
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Did you know Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" was selected to represent Rock 'n' Roll on the gold record placed on Voyager? |
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| SCAMWARNERS | PREMIUM | REQUIRED READING | REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS | FOLLOW 419EATER ON TWITTER
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"FFS." - Capone
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"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:34 am |
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Did you know that if you say "raise up lights" you just said razor blades in an Australian accent |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:04 pm |
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^^ Braintoxic, I'm sure that's a New Zealand accent.
The WW2 Japanese aircraft carrier Shinano had the shortest service life of any warship every completed - just 10 days after being commissioned, she was sunk on her maiden voyage by an American submarine. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:04 pm |
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Did you know that if you put you ear up really close to someone's leg you can actually hear them say " what the fuck are you doing " |
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El Patron
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Jun 2016
Posts: 5
Location: Probably the second most Fascist State in America...
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:51 pm |
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Did you know that the only known substance where the frozen state floats on its liquid state is water. If it did not, life as we know it could not exist. |
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Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:53 pm |
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^No fair making me laugh!
Did you know that if you enter TWAT into the Eater search field it will give you links to Church Membership forms? |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:07 pm |
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^^Bismuth is another. Bismuth also was thought to be stable for a long time, but it isn't. It just lasts a long time. Its half-life is 19 exayears! |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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