Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:15 am |
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With best wishes to everyone here... let's have some baiter carols!
And we start with a carol commemorating that most heroic bait by The Monsignor, titled...
LEA SAM KONG
Lea Sam Kong looked sadly out
On the festive season
Why his maga not pay out?
He didn’t know the reason
The MTCNs were no good
Which was just too cruel
Worse had been his café chums
“You’ve been a big fool”.
"Listen, listen, well to me
Those numbers aren’t existing.
Are you playing games with me?
Why should I be persisting?"
"Meet me at this fine hotel
Just across the border
I’ll pay for all your meals and drinks
In any room you order."
"Now you’re talking, Mr P
Make sure you have the money
A sample of the gold I’ll bring
This deal is sweet as honey.”
So to the bus park Lea then went
With Isak his best man-friend
The bus then set out four hours late
What waited at the end?
"Mr Lea, where are you now?
I can’t wait here past Monday
I had a call from Randee Thom
He said he’d be back one day."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! You great big fool
That man is a scammer
If I meet him, I’ll smash his head
Smash it with a hammer."
But Mr Lea and Isak found
They’d been played for suckers
Mr P and Randee Thom
They cursed as mother******
So they returned to their cafe
And the taunts were cruel
As other guyman laughed and jeered
“You’ve been a big fool”.
(See https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=238514 for the original bait) |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2   x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
 x 7 |
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