I think Mr. Woody will not be delighted... not at all

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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:44 pm

Me: father Eduard - old, rich, religious
Lad: Clark Owo Wood (I will call him Mr. Woody Laughing

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First message:

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Attn dear,

This remain an official notice to you regarding the last meeting held with United Nations Organization (UN) and Central bank board authorities concerning your unpaid compensation of sum(US$12,500.000)(Twelve Millions Five Hundred Thousand United States of America Dollars) Which to the conclusion the fund in question has been signed and released to you via Atm master Card means for your easier and urgent collection, since the Atm Master Card is worldwide withdrawal active and 99% fastest means hug amount withdrawal and also safe/secure means for you to receive the fund, therefore all you needed now is to contact the atm office manager right away for more information of how to proceed and get the Card to you.

And be warned here not to contact any other e-mail but make your contact/reply to the Atm office manager e-mail below (mrclarkwood450@mail) His name: Mr. Clark Owo Wood, and make sure you forward him your requested data below to avoid the wrong claim of this card, and also note you failing to make your contact/forward of the required information via direct to the Atm office manager e-mail giving above, then you may not get any responds in return.

Full Name: ==========
Country: ===========
Phone: ============
City: ============
Address: ========
copy of ID.

I await your confirmation update once you do receive the Atm master Card for your immediate use, thanks for your patient till the end of this meeting and remain bless.

Sincerely,

Mr. Feltman Ubammadu
General Secretary United Nations Organization (UN)

My innocent standard reply:

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Dear Sir,

Can you be a little more explicit?
What compensation, for what reason?
We are a Christian Church and we don't make any bussiness with strangers.

Be blessed,
father Eduard

Mr. Woody:

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Dear reverend Eduard,

I acknowledged the receipt of your mail question which is well noted, but to the answer of your question then this fund was signed and approved by the organization United Nations UN as your awarded compensation for being into active priest and to which this compensation was extended for you to use it and lodge a new standard
church in your nationality zone.

So in addition if you are the right reverend Eduard which to read this mail then please kindly furnish me asap with your required data information in full as it listed below,

Full Name:
Country:
Phone:
City:
Address:
Copy of ID.

Please note once i'm able to have those of your data information then i will immediately lead you to the next of this ATM must be get to you in peace at no hitch or delay.

I wait in return of your mail to have those of your data information required thank you.

Best regards,

Mr. Clark O. Wood
manager ATM dpt office.

Me... I call him Woody, without him getting upset. Laughing

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Good morning, dear Mr. Woody.

Thank you for your quickest reply.
For the first time, I want to thank you for your trust. Nowadays big deal to find serious people and that you can rely on.
Secondly, I want to be sure that our arrangement is 100% legal and without unpleasant consequences. I do not want trouble with the law, at my age.
Thirdly, I'm sure we can work together so that everyone can take advantage of that money.

I am retired now, I have 88 years (born in 1929) and I led a big civil construction company.
I won quite well when I was active as we developed more government contracts and large civil works.
There are already sixteen years since I got sick of diabetes, made on the basis of stress (I had a severe car accident and my wife and my son were killed).
After the accident I spent more time in hospital and I suffered greatly for the loss of my family. I sold my stake in the company and I retired.

My personal data are:
name and surname - Eduard S. Vasilescuxxx (S. is coming from Silvianus, my father's name)
age: 88 years (I'm born 1929 february 12)
occupation - I'm retired now (I was a civil & industrial engineer)
address - street Johannes Keppler, 186B, first floor, suite 8, (non existent address)
city/country - Bucharest, Roumanie
phone - I do not use phone, because I'm deaf (my age). But I can read from the lips.

I have an personal assistant who takes care of all my special needs and I authorized him to represent me. He's a young man who works for me for many years, he came from Armenia (or Lethonia, I do not know exactly, one of the former Soviet republics). He has a strange name, country specific, so I tell him (briefly) Georgett.
I am a very pious man and religion it is a important part of my life. I am a member of a small congregation of brothers and sisters, where we help each other and take care of our members.
After the accident of whom I've talked, I was closer and more faith in God. Our church helped me to overcome all the difficult times through which I passed. All my funds go to the MUIE church, whose main sponsor proudly I am.
For the last, finally, I want to apologize for my bad English. In recent years I have not traveled anywhere (from that terrible car accident in which I lost my wife and my son Constantin).
I hope I do not make terrible mistakes and I hope that you understand perfectly what I'm try to say.

So what should I do next?
Be blessed,
father Eduard

Mr. Woody is on "the script":

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Hello father Eduard,

I am in receipt of your mail and the contents include your provided needful information is noted, and this is to let you know that it's indeed as you hear/received from Mr. Feltman Ubammadu that your unpaid compensation of $12,500.000.00 US Dollars has been released through Atm MASTER Card method, to which will allow you from withdrawing the
fund Automatically from any atm Machine or banks as it's 99% active and fastest way of daily huge amount withdrawal acceptance worldwide.

Moreover the Atm MASTER Card has been approved while the fund is already been upgraded in the card while the Atm 4 digit secret pin number will be releasing to you upon the reactivation/delivery of the Card to you while right now an Invitation have been extended for you to visit our office here in West Africa for the immediate reactivation/collection of your card in person which will cost you nothing to perform the service on yourself.

But alternatively if you are unable to visit our office here for the activation/collection of the card in person, which means you will therefore apply us to carry on the service to reactivate and ship the card to you through the help of any courier delivery service at your own expenses by offsetting the following payments such as,

1) Reactivation Fee: $58.00 US Dollars
2) Shipment Fee: $35.00 US Dollars.

Both the two payments are total sum $93.00 US Dollars only and it's mandatory to pay it if we are to perform the service for you, therefore you are here to make best of your choice and update us as we are ready to attend to you with any of your best wish among the two explained service option on this mail, and note to avoid any excuse or delay on this if you are to receive this card at no hitch since you have heard and read careful our service two options protocol here as it's for security reason to avoid your card confiscate as it's what
your excuse or delay may lead you through on this, and this include the safety of your Atm MASTER Card in question so advice.

However note i will be waiting for your wiliness in complying with the required $93.00 US Dollars fee if you are unable to travel down here to perform this service in person at no cost, otherwise your Atm MASTER Card will have to be confiscate within 7 days from this information to you as it's mandated, and advice to update me once you receive this mail and read it contents careful which to enable me know if to direct you how and where to make the fee payment to enable us proceed or to wait for your present here to perform the service in
person at no cost.

Thanks for your co-operation and we are waiting for your considerable option upon the above instructions.

Regards,

Mr. Clark O. Wood
Telephone#: +229 995-25-xxx, Call or SMS.
Atm manager, please for visiting here's our location address: ( 1105 Scotti Express Road Cotonou, Republic Du Benin )

I'm trying to get him out of the script:

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Deer Mr. Woody,

I got your message and I think I got it right.
Of course, I agree with all of his content. No problem!

Please tell me if that amount of money is legally taxed. Who pays that tax?

Be blessed,
father Eduard

Mr. Woody continues on his boring script:

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Hello father Eduard,

I am in receipt of your mail and yes it's legally duty for you to pay the required US$93 which is for the atm delivery and it reactivation fee which both the two is totally only sum of the US$93 you need to pay, if you are unable to arrange your traveling down this office/country for the reactivation and collection of your said atm card in person at no cost, so advice because this service requires your urgent co-operation for it to done and to avoid further delay or even the confiscation of the atm.

Thanks for your co-operation and we are waiting for your considerable option upon the above instructions.

Regards,

Mr. Clark O. Wood

Me, another attempt to get him "out of script":

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Dear Mr. Woody,

"Please tell me if that amount of money is legally taxed."

These are some legal fees for taxing 12,500,000 dollars. Who will pays these tax?
That's my humble question.
The accounting department of the church claims that we, as beneficiaries, should pay these taxes ... in Romania it is 5% of the total amount.
But I would like to know your opinion. As a specialist.

Be blessed,
father Eduard

Mr. Woody does not seem to be the sharpest knife in the kitchen... the same "standard answer":

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Hello father Eduard,

Read this careful before your next respond in return.

Listen please, this US$12,500.000 is awarded donation to you from the United Nations Organization UN. For the purpose for you to use sum US$10,500.000 to lodge a new standard orphanage department care and a church in your country for God, and use the rest balance of US$2,000.000 in your own personal interest as a compensation reward for your participate effort to carry out and accomplish the project.

So now this is all in your care that what you need is to send this US$93 through western union or money gram down here, as it serves for the reactivation and delivery of this ATM to you only if you are unable to arrange your traveling movement down here for the reactivation and collection of this ATM in person at no cost of any fee.

Thanks for your co-operation and we are waiting for your considerable option upon the above instructions.

Regards,

Mr. Clark O. Wood

I made the decision to substantially increase "the stake " Laughing

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Dear Mr. Woody,

Let me explain again.
We have an amount of 12,5 million dollars. Right?
For this money, according to the law ( 5% tax ), that is exactly 625,000, that must be paid.
My question fro you was very simple:

1) Is it payable in Romania?
2) Is it payable directly to you?

Your 95 dollars reactivation commision it's not important for us. Our Church has sufficient funds, but we allways want to respect the law.

Be blessed,
father Eduard

Finally, Mr. Woody began to understand:

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I got your mail and the contents was well note, and to the answer of your question yes the ( 5% tax which is the US$625,000 will be paid direct to me here in this office at the UN care first, so that the clean Tax certificate will be delivery to your destination together with the ATM that worth of this US$12,500.000.

So now i want to hear from you to know how soon date or time you and your church will arrange to send the US$625,000 the Tax payment amount asap.
Thanks for your co-operation and we are waiting for your considerable option upon the above instructions.

Regards,
Mr. Clark O. Wood

Me... Let's put it a little at work Laughing

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Dear Mr. Woody,

Thanks for the answer, everything is very clear now!
I'm waiting for you:

1) Complete details for payment (bank account, bank address, beneficiary name and surname, account number, etc).
2) Legal Invoice for your service (including ALL the fees and future commisions).
2) One scanned copy of the Clean Tax Certificate (the "original" paper will be send to our Church after payment. OK?).
Be blessed,
father Eduard

Mr. Woody does not want to work at all... he would prefer to receive "money for talk". It's not possible, sorry! Laughing

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Hello father Eduard,

Please always read careful each of my sent mail to you before to respond so you must understand and work direct to the mail contents meaning.

I got your mail and i believe you misunderstand to know that the both paper work you mentioned like Legally service invoice and the Clean Tax Certificate will only be giving to you after you and your church have make the Tax amount payment which is the US$625,000, because it's not providing without making the Tax payment first as it's according to the Federal High Court law in this country.

Therefore note you and your will first make the Tax payment before to have the Legally service invoice and the Clean Tax Certificate as you required, so now i want to hear from you to know how soon date or time you and your church will arrange and ready to send the US$625,000 Tax payment amount, so i will furnish you the bank account details if necessary, but normal you and your church will have to send the payment complete via through Western Union and Money Gram.

Thanks for your co-operation and we are waiting for your considerable option upon the above instructions.

Regards,
Mr. Clark O. Wood

Me, imperturbable and inflexible:

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Dear Mr. Woody,

Please be interested in exactly what legal proceedings are, because I have the impression that something is wrong:

- acts/documents are made BEFORE payment, because they are the basis for the transfer.
- the bank requires copies of these documents to make the payment.
- the church makes payments by bank transfer, on the bank account.

The idea of paying $ 625,000 through Western Union is proof of irony and a joke. I hope so.
So I'm waiting for copies of papers and I'm waiting for payment details by bank transfer.

Be blessed,
father Eduard

Me again, after 15 minutes:

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Deer Mr. Woody,

I have confirmation from the bank that things are exactly the way we talked early.
So we can make the payment, but we need scanned copies of the two documents.
The originals can then come up after payment, with a fast courier service.

Send me also all complete payment details.
Be blessed,
father Eduard

After a day, Mr. Woody sent me the first "trophy"... Tax Clearance Certificate Laughing

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Congratulations.

Inline with the understand and follow up of our last conversation yesterday, then I have went to Benin republique Government high court of justice this morning which they have full and well issued the tax clearance certificate in your name, and they give the well and understandable explanation in full that this tax clearance certificate is well guide and authorized your interest in reason to receive this $12,500.000 USD once it 5% tax of $625,000 USD is paid. Since this tax clearance certificate here proves the Government of Benin republique
legal hand in concern, awareness and support in your receive of this said fund, and attach is the tax clearance certificate scanned copy after it issued and released by the Federal High Court of Justice Benin republique, so please view and read properly it contents and meaning.

Therefore now, it’s all required your responsibility urgent act in paying the 5% tax amount via direct bank to bank transfer to this country, and on that I do need your immediate willingness effort in paying the tax so that I will be directing you in how and where bank account details to be making the 5% tax amount transfer without it not being delay.

I wait for your co-operation after viewing and reading properly the tax clearance certificate and this mail contents and meaning, and yes it original copy must be delivering to you in person after the tax payment is paid.

Thanks & remain blessed.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Clark O. Wood.

Obviously, "the certificate" has some errors, so it needs to be remaked. Laughing

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Dear Mr. Woody,

Thanks for the quick response and your professionalism. We have a minor and very little problem.
Tax Clearance Certificate document must be issued in the name of our church, not for my personal name!... because the payment is made from the MUIE Church accounts and the money will be used by the church.
I am just a legal representative / sponsor. I hope you understand this thing.

I have the humble request to send the "revised" certificate for the correct data from here:

- MUIE Church
- Head office's address: Strada Corbenilor 117, Curtea de Arges, 115300, Romania (another fake address)
- Phone number: +4074685xxxx (my baiting phone number)
- Head of the MUIE Church - IPS Cardinal Eufrosie

This is also the address to which you can send the envelope with the original documents after the taxes are paid. Ok?
Also, with the revised copy of the Certificate, please send me complete bank payment details.

Be blessed,
father Eduard

The promise of hundreds of thousands of dollars has made him very malleable, so Mr. Woody did not mind at all. Laughing

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Dear Mr. Eduard Vasilescu,

I got your mail and the contents is well noted, and it means that the tax clearance certificate need to bear the name of your church which called and well known as( MUIE CHURCH ) include it location address as you provide and explained here, while your name will be put normal as the representative sponsor active member of Muie Church right?

Please if i'm right here, then get back to me now with your confirmation upon my understand in this your last mail, to enable be in my way driving back to the Federal High Court of Justice now for the tax clearance certificate amendment right away.

In regards to the account details where to send the tax payment, then i want to confirm from you if the payment transfer will be taking place from you and your church end today? This is to enable me know if to arrange and send you the amendment of the tax clearance certificate together with the bank account details where to make the tax payment
transfer once i'm back from the Federal High Court of Justice to which i will be taking my live now to their office after having your next reply in return now to avoid a little more up upfront mistake on this again, because right from today morning i have been driving around to make this done today i mean the tax clearance certificate.

I wait for your urgent co-operation now please.
Thanks & remain blessed.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Clark O. Wood.

Father Eduard it's very happy to clear all details:

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Dear Mr. Woody, YES, you have right!

- MUIE church will be beneficiary of the funds and MUIE Church will paid all the money from his bank account.
- I'm the sponsor of the Church, correct!
- Payment will be made accordingly to your demands, in yours bank account. Please provide me all the details!
- Please, do not forgot about your legally fees (for your company)... so, I also expect you to send me the Invoice for legally fees.

Be blessed,
father Eduard

Mr. Woody it is eager to receive the money:

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Dear father Eduard,

Many thanks for your confirmation of how to revise the tax clearance certificate in full details of MUIE CHURCH, and please be patient with me till more 1 or 1 and half hour so i will get back to you with the revised tax clearance certificate include the bank account details for the payment tax payment because i will be going to the Federal High Court of Justice right now to make the revise.

I wait for your urgent co-operation now please.
Thanks & remain blessed.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Clark O. Wood.

Father Eduard, innocent:

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Dear Mr. Woody,

Sure I am, I'm here and I'm waiting for your new message.

Be blessed,
father Eduard

Mr. Woody sent my the second "trophy" and the first "piggy"... I already reported the bank account. Laughing

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Congratulation!

I have went back to the Federal High Court of Justice and luckily I meet the attorney well and after my explanation and presentation of the tax clearance certificate original copy to him, then he immediately considered and revised the tax clearance certificate exactly to your last direction of how it suppose, so now please view the one attach as it's the revised scanned copy of the tax clearance certificate in full to your wish and direction.

And moreover here is the complete full bank account details which to be use to transfer the 5% tax payment amount of the $625,000 USD if possible today or tomorrow.

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ACCOUNT HOLDER NAME: UDEZUE BASIL CHIMEZIE

ACCOUNT NUMBER: 5155 0001 xxxx

CODE SWIFT/BIC: COBxxxx

CODE/ IBAN: BJ067 01515 5155000133xxxx

BANK NAME: UBA BANK

ADDRESS: AGENCE HOUDEGBE PK10 NORTH AMERICAN UNIVERSITY 10BP 2020 COTONOU,

CITY: COTONOU

COUNTRY: BENIN REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
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Please note this is the information needed to make the transfer while the tax payment will have to be paid first before to commence this transaction on the next successful level with you and the MUIE Church, so try read and copy careful the account details to avoid any mistake or wrong transfer.

Now I do wait for your urgent co-operation any moment from today with the bank transfer slip of the payment.

Thanks & remain blessed.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Clark O. Wood.

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First dolla-chop... poor Mr. Woody Laughing

- I told him that tomorrow morning my assistant will pay all the money,
- I talked about the bank account in Burkina (his account is from a bank in Benin) !!! Laughing

- I talked to him about a certain Mr. Amaechi Hapiness as "beneficiary of the money". A stranger man !!! Laughing

- I sent him the message as a "reply" to his previous message... In "his message" I changed his bank account datas as if someone had "penetrated" the church email account. Laughing

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Dear Mr. Woody,

Everything it's perfect now! Thank you for your profesionalism!
I receive your message with revised Tax Clearance Certificate and I have printed the bank account and all the details of Mr. Amaechi Hapiness as beneficiary of the money.
Tommorow morning, at first working hours (09.00 local time), my personal assistant will pay a total amount of $625,000 tax payment into your designated Burkina bank account.
Please do not forget that we will need the original paper, sent with a fast courier to the MUIE church address. Ok?

It's already late for me and I'm retiring to rest. This day was extremely tiring for me, with all these messages and the rest of the daily affairs.
We'll talk tomorrow after Georgett (my assistant) gets back from the bank.

Be blessed, in the name of our sacred Holy Lamb,
father Eduard

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- That's all, until now.
- It is obvious that Father Eduard will check (tommorow) the computer messages only AFTER the money is paid in the "wrong" account.

Every half an hour, Woody sends the same disperate message: Laughing

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Dear father Eduard,

Listen, please hold on in sending the transfer as from today and tomorrow but all you needed now once you receive this mail is to contact me immediately through phone call or SMS on( +229 99-525-xxx) so that i must forward you a full banking account information again via phone SMS, because in this mail it seems like there is bad hacker whom might be hacking my conversation with you.

So kindly change your email account password immediately once you receive this mail, and also note never to send the bank transfer until you get in touch to me via my above phone number otherwise failing to follow my instruction on this mail then you may send the bank transfer to the wrong account because the bank transfer are to be send here in Benin republic and never be in Burkina Faso so advice.

Thanks & remain blessed.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Clark O. Wood.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Jun 2017 Posts: 55

>the certificate
Looks official enough, until you realize, that's just a shape!!! Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Apr 2017 Posts: 81

Or you read it!

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:01 am

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because the bank transfer are to be send here in Benin republic and never be in Burkina Faso so advice.

Oh oh......the evil Burkina Faso hacker Umukelani is back? Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:05 am

"Oh oh......the evil Burkina Faso hacker Umukelani is back?"
Yes, of course... why not? Laughing

Today's messages:

Mr. Woody trying to explain the situation, but old father Eduard does not understand anything. Laughing

father Eduard, full of innocence:

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Dear Mr. Woody,

I do not understand your message! What does "bad hacker" mean?
My assistant Georgett is at the bank and makes the payment according to our earlier understanding of yesterday.
He printed the mail from you with all Mr. Amaechi Hapiness's bank account details.
The money is transferred according to the details sent by you!
What does mean the bank is not from Burkina Faso?

Here's your last message to me:

.... bla, bla, bla

Mr. Woody:

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Dear Mr. Eduard Vasilescu,

Because the bank account you have for the tax transfer is wrong so read this and get back to me right now!

I have went back to the Federal High Court of Justice and luckily I meet the attorney well and after my explanation and presentation of the tax clearance certificate original copy to him, then he immediately considered and revised the tax clearance certificate exactly to your last direction of how it suppose, so now please view the one attach as it's the revised scanned copy of the tax clearance certificate in full to your wish and direction.

And moreover here is the complete full bank account details which to be use to transfer the 5% tax payment amount of the $625,000 USD if possible today or tomorrow.

Correct bank account...

father Eduard:

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Mr. Woody, I already answered to your previous message.
These words offend me and I'm not going to play with the words.
The Church is not a playground, and Faith is a holy thing!

I'm very upset on you!
father Eduard

Mr. Woody, again with the "correct bank account" details:

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Dear Mr. Eduard Vasilescu,

Because the bank account you have for the tax transfer is wrong so read this and get back to me right now!

I have went back to the Federal High Court of Justice and luckily I meet the attorney well and after my explanation and presentation of the tax clearance certificate original copy to him, then he immediately considered and revised the tax clearance certificate exactly to your last direction of how it suppose, so now please view the one attach as it's the revised scanned copy of the tax clearance certificate in full to your wish and direction.

And moreover here is the complete full bank account details which to be use to transfer the 5% tax payment amount of the $625,000 USD if possible today or tomorrow.... bla, bla, bla

father Eduard, innocent 300% Laughing

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"Because the bank account you have for the tax transfer is wrong so read this and get back to me right now!"

Whaaat? Are you kidding, or what's going on?
What does it mean "bank account is wrong"?
Do you think we'll pay the same fee twice? Are you crazy?
We're talking about a big amount of money, it's not like joking about it.
Who is Mr. Amaechi Hapiness?

Be blessed,
father Eduard

Mr. Woody disperately trying to explain again all the sad situation: Laughing

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Dear Mr. Eduard Vasilescu,

Kindly be specific to read this care to understand there's hackers on your yahoo e-mail that change the account details i provided to you because i never know this name called AMAECHI HAPINESS" otherwise it's from those hackers that change the bank account i give you in full correct yesterday or are you not listening to me and my meaning? look a foreign bank transfer takes 2 or 3 business days to get to the destination, so now i believe now you still have the opportunity to let your assistance and let him return back to the bank where the transfer is made for the bank to immediately call back the the transfer immediately before it's late.

So now you have to go right away to the bank to cancel the bank transfer if you have made it otherwise this transfer will be get into wrong account and wrong country, and please try right now to change your yahoo e-mail account password before responding back in this mail to me because there is hackers on your YAHOO e-mail account or don't you know what HACKERS means?

Please to the below here is the right account details and country where you should transfer the payment and don't fail to get it right as it's here... bla, bla, bla.

father Eduard begins to understand the gravity of the situation. It is reminded of the "unfortunate incident of last year" ... so Umukelani "the crook" appears in the story, slowly-slowly. Laughing

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Dear Mr. Woody,

I'm almost 90 years old and I'm immobile, I'm not easily walking.
When my assistant Georgette returns from the bank, I will show him these messages and I'll get him to contact you.
I do not understand these technical discussions about passwords and hackers and the rest of the stuff.
Anyway, I'm very disappointed with your attitude.
Last year, our church lost nearly half a million in a mutual fund business in Nigeria. So it looks like this is the same situation.

Be blessed,
father Eduard

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Later edit... another minor "clarifications". Laughing

from Mr. Woody, again & again... the same "correct bank account" message:

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Dear Mr. Eduard Vasilescu,

All you needed now is to copy this mail with this rightful bank account details and have it save on your computer desktop until the return of your assistance from the bank just as you said so you can let him read this whole mail message here, so both of you should know exactly that what i'm saying and the bank account you have from me here is right because if you can still look at the tax clearance certificate copy which i sent to you yesterday then you will 100% understand that the destination to receive this tax amount transfer is REPUBLIC OF BENIN" never and not be Burkina Faso at all. Kindly be specific to read care this bank account details to understand that the estination country of the transfer is REPUBLIC OF BENIN never and not be for Burkina Faso at all,

So now you have to go right away to the bank to cancel the bank transfer if you have made it otherwise this transfer will be get into wrong account and wrong country, and please try right now to change your yahoo e-mail account password before responding back in this mail to me because there is hackers on your YAHOO e-mail account or don't you know what HACKERS means?

And note: i will not write you again until the return of your assistance from the bank so both of you will contact me back for the understanding and correction of the bank account details, please take this instruction explained as our security personal guide code!

Please to the below here is the right account details and country where you should transfer the payment and don't fail to get it right as it's here
================================================
ACCOUNT HOLDER NAME: UDEZUE BASIL CHIMEZIE

ACCOUNT NUMBER: 5155 0001 xxxx

CODE SWIFT/BIC: COBBxxxx

CODE/ IBAN: BJ067 01515 5155000133xxxx

BANK NAME: UBA BANK

ADDRESS: AGENCE HOUDEGBE PK10 NORTH AMERICAN UNIVERSITY 10BP 2020 COTONOU,

CITY: COTONOU

COUNTRY: BENIN REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
================================================
Please note this is the information needed to make the transfer while the tax payment will have to be paid first before to commence this transaction on the next successful level with you and the MUIE Church, so try read and copy careful the account details to avoid any mistake or wrong transfer.

Now I do wait for your urgent co-operation any moment from today with the bank transfer slip of the payment.

Thanks & remain blessed.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Clark O. Wood.
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- The situation is indeed tragic, but it can be remedied.
- Money can be recovered if Mr. Woody sends some documents. Laughing

- It was called the name of Umukelani, the bandit who already stole many-many money from the church. Laughing

father Eduard:

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Mr. Woody, I'm really shocked!

I sent my assistant Georgett back to the bank, for the second time today, to try and stop the payment made this morning.
Basically, if money is paid and entered into the financial circuit of the correspondent banks, it's nothing to do!
Theoretically, we can appeal the payment and we can request the cancellation of the payment order. Just theoretically!
There are some documents that the bank requires from us to initiate payment cancellation procedures:

1) Tax registration certificate in original, translated and legalized in romanian language.
2) The annual accounts of expenditure of Mr. UDEZUE BASIL CHIMEZIE.
3) Certified copy of ID for Mr. UDEZUE BASIL CHIMEZIE,
4) Empowerment written for the person who pickup the money.
5) From you (Mr. Clark O. Wood), the bank requesting a written explanation on request.
They also told me that there must be a handwritten request + legalizated copy of your ID.

At the same time, I expect from you a handwritten letter with all the details of this tragedy.
Even so, with all the details which I've already told you. I need it for our church records.

As I have already told you, money is not a problem for our MUIE Church.
But Cardinal Eufrosie (head of our Church) wants to clear this issue and avoid the situation that happened last year (when a nigerian crook, named Umukelani, stole us nearly $ 500,000).

Be blessed, in the name of our sacred Holy Lamb!
father Eduard

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 5:44 am

Mr. Woody did not continue the story, but I still have some nice messages. Laughing

father Eduard to Mr. Woody... Eduard's personal assistant is introduced in the story:

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Dear Mr. Woody,

I will ask my assistant Georgett to deal with the evidence of all these documents and I ask you to cooperate fully with him.
He has been with me for over 20 years, and I have full confidence in him.
He has the legal authority to represent me, and he is the man who takes care of my financial funds.

He is the man who managed to organize the construction site for our MUIE branch in Tete, Mozambique where Bishop Adama is doing such a wonderful job with the parishioners and the children there.
The MUIE Tete Branch is a real success and we want to repeat this wonderful spiritual experience. May the Holy Lamb will be with us!

Georgett's email address is georgett@email
You can talk to him as if you were talking to me.

Be blessed, in sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
father Eduard

PS: Georgett, eu te rog sa iei legatura cu domnul Woody si sa ai grija ca sa rezolvam problema cu documentele solicitate de banca.
In acelasi timp, eu te rog sa verifici daca domnul Woody poate sa ne ajute cu dezvoltarea unei noi sucursale MUIE, acolo la el in Benin. Eu sunt convins ca cardinal Eufrosie va accepta propunerea mea si ca vom putea realiza visul meu secret: Inca o MUIE in Africa!

English translation: Georgette, please contact Mr. Woody and take care to solve the problem with the documents requested by the bank.
At the same time, I ask you to see if Mr. Woody can help us with the development of a new MUIE branch there in Benin. I am convinced that Cardinal Eufrosie will accept my proposal and that we can realize my secret dream: Another MUIE in Africa!

parintele Eduard

Mr. Woody, to father Eduard:

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Dear Mr. Eduard Vasilescu,

Yes, i'ts now i understand that you are nothing but a hackers scam artist whom is stolen some peoples banking account details to hijack their money in the account, so you have now failed to me because i know exactly game you are trying to play by generating peoples accounts.

Hahaha you accounts hackers has failed today on my part, because those whole information you required at last here is never necessary for any foreign bank transfer worldwide, so therefore stop your further communication with me otherwise i will send my boys over in Romania there to you believe this.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Clark O. Wood.

father Eduard:

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Dear Mr. Woody,

You misunderstood all the situations.
Those documents are required only to stop the payment already made.
When the payment is ordered, the money is no longer the one of the payer. Well, the money goes into the banking circuit and the banks are responsible for them.
As such, if you wish to cancel a payment already made, the bank requests supporting documents for this action. These are bank rules and do not depend on our will.

I'm sorry you think ugly things, because we were in good faith and we tried to collaborate with the most sincere feelings.
We are the ones who have lost money, so I could accuse you that you took the money and now claim that the bank account was wrong!
More than that, I asked Georgette to keep in touch with you for a future collaboration to build a new church in Africa.

Your threats to church people are useless and unnecessary. God takes care of us, and we must not scare for anything on Earth.
Be blessed,
father Eduard

Mr. Woody:

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Dear Mr. Eduard Vasilescu,

Sorry! i'm no more interested in this and now i think i will have to send signal report to the Federal High Court and the UN office for the cancel of this US$12,500.000 to Romania, so now you batter call back and cancel the tax charge transfer as you claim it's made, or if i must be in any part of this with you or the MUIE church as you claim, both you and MUIE church must direct all both of you future communication to me through test message SMS on my direct number below: +229 995 25 xxx, otherwise no more period.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Clark O. Wood.

At this moment, Eduard's assistant wrote to Mr. Woody:

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OK,
Listen me carefull, because for this time I do not want to stand aside.
I blocked your last message to Eduard, because I want to talk with you before anything else.

- So, you stupid motherfucker, your come back for trying to scam old fool again, huh? Old Eduard saying me that he's trying to invest in some fucking Benin money shit operation.
- I wanted to see what bullshit scam he got himself into this time, so I asked for details. I didn't realize it would be someone who has already scammed him.
- Eduard and old idiots of his Church already lost nearly half a million dollars in Nigeria's "bussiness", and you start again asking for his money? Really?
- So, you are the same Umukelani's crook men? What's your angle for this time? "ATM Card" scamm? I'm disappointed in you. You have already taken a lot of money from this old idiot.
- You do know that old fool Eduard is much richer then that, right? You do know that his Eduard's church is full of "easy to take" money, right? You should be asking for way more.

FOR THIS TIME, I WANT BE A PART OF THIS AFFAIR!
I'm the person who changed the bank accounts for the last transcation because I have full control on Eduard's computer.
Those old idiots spent nearly 2 million on their church in Mozambique, so we can still take them another 2 million with a "new church building". There, in your country.
I need an african partner, for a "new church" there. We share all stolen money fifty-fifty.
Work with me and we can make big money off Eduard. What do you say?

Mr. Woody seems to have abandoned any hope, so he did not answer to the message.
The assistant of father Eduard gave him another nudge:

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You are able to follow some simple guidelines and we do big money?

Now here's what you don't know. My boss is a rich old man with only half his mind left.
It was a good boss, I admit it. He has MILLIONS and I want us (you and me) to work together to get it.

He's old enough and stupid enough to believe YOU and he trusts ME. Can you understand this simple, or not?
This ald fool has a lot of money to spend, and will be a shame for us not to take advantage of them.

Let's be sure that we understand each other.
I am in complete control of this situation and you will follow my instructions exactly for us both to profit. A lot of profit.
There's indeed the chance for us to pull several million euros out of this feeble old fool.

There is nothing for you to lose and much for you to gain, my friend.

I am in complete control of his email. Are you in, or not?

Don't fuck me and you'll be rich. If you do not cooperate, I will find another little mugu to work with.
You understand this simple game? You can do it with me?

No reply.
End of story!

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