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Toastypants
419Eater is my life

Joined: 30 Aug 2013
Posts: 293
Location: Kattegat

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Mon May 29, 2017 12:55 pm |
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Hi,
Some of you might remember me from 2016, when I got a hitlad to record the entire first book of A Song of Ice & Fire, by George RR Martin. I had several baits going at the same time with this guy, with the main one being this:
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=276603&highlight=toastypants
Due to the nature of my work, I've not had the time to engage in this most fun of sports for some time, but I have some free time ahead of me, so I thought I'd have a go at getting book 2 done.
So, can anyone point me in the direction of any current hitlads? |
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I am not a GAYSEXUAL bro.. Understand me, why you call me Gaysexual? - Sammie
if you write me again you die for i will send army to you totally and i am writting your country now just now to report you ediot. - Alex-son
My fake document does not smell of vinegar - "Shu"
I WILL NEVER SPEND THE MONEY ON GAYSXUAL PROSTITUTE, NEVER NEVER NEVER ON GAYSEXUAL PROSTITUTE.... - Assisin D. Killer
GOD WILL PUNISH YOUR GENERATION AND NOTHING WILL COME FROM YOU GOOD, YOU WILL DIE OF FRUSTRATION.....You are a mannarless hideout - Assisin D. Killer
YOUR SWEET MOUTH IS LIKE AN HONEY CORN SO I WILL THINK ABOUT IT...AND GET TO YOU... ASAP...THANKS BOSS. - Assisin D. Killer
WITH THIS WHOLE THING I AM BEGINNING TO HAVE BAD DREAMS ON THIS - Assisin D. Killer |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado

Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro

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Mon May 29, 2017 1:18 pm |
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Toastypants!! Great to see you back. I haven't noticed any hitlads lately but will keep my eyes open. You may be interested in seeing something your work inspired:
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=284110
A very different angle to get audio books and a very talented lad. |
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   Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
 dozens Not as many piggies as you.
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me

Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.

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Mon May 29, 2017 1:18 pm |
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I enjoy hitlads myself, but there are very few of them these days. As a format it is pretty bad, and the lads understand that. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Big X
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23943
Location: Stalag Luft III

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Mon May 29, 2017 4:00 pm |
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Unfortunately hitlads are really infrequent these days. If you get them at all, they're generally junior level lads whose boss gave them a terrible script, they don't know what they're doing, and they fizzle out fast or don't respond in the first place. We've tried to massbait them when they've popped up, with little success. |
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Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter

Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916

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Mon May 29, 2017 4:15 pm |
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Welcome back Toastypants. I certainly remember that fun recording. Good luck with catching another worthy contender.  |
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Doraemon
419Eater is my life

Joined: 11 Sep 2015
Posts: 333

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Mon May 29, 2017 4:32 pm |
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Welcome back toastypants! As a good substitute for the hitlads i can recommend the Illuminati lads Some of them are pretty stupid too. |
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Lagos-Bamako-Timbuktu : Rev Prosper/Team TWAT Sept 2016
Mr. Alex with maggiestail Ouagadougou - Lome - Sapele
Mr. Alex second safari with maggiestail Ouagadougou - Kano
Illuminati Agent L. Ekpoma - Lomé
Illuminati Idiot Ekpoma - Lomé
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack

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Mon May 29, 2017 8:57 pm |
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Good grief, it has been a while, Toastypants! Welcome back! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Toastypants
419Eater is my life

Joined: 30 Aug 2013
Posts: 293
Location: Kattegat

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Tue May 30, 2017 12:39 pm |
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Thanks for the welcome back. I'm very happy to have inspired someone, and I'll read that thread with interest, firehouse
It's a shame to hear that hitlads are a thing of the past, but no matter. Plenty of other scammers out there... Time to go hunting! |
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I am not a GAYSEXUAL bro.. Understand me, why you call me Gaysexual? - Sammie
if you write me again you die for i will send army to you totally and i am writting your country now just now to report you ediot. - Alex-son
My fake document does not smell of vinegar - "Shu"
I WILL NEVER SPEND THE MONEY ON GAYSXUAL PROSTITUTE, NEVER NEVER NEVER ON GAYSEXUAL PROSTITUTE.... - Assisin D. Killer
GOD WILL PUNISH YOUR GENERATION AND NOTHING WILL COME FROM YOU GOOD, YOU WILL DIE OF FRUSTRATION.....You are a mannarless hideout - Assisin D. Killer
YOUR SWEET MOUTH IS LIKE AN HONEY CORN SO I WILL THINK ABOUT IT...AND GET TO YOU... ASAP...THANKS BOSS. - Assisin D. Killer
WITH THIS WHOLE THING I AM BEGINNING TO HAVE BAD DREAMS ON THIS - Assisin D. Killer |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter

Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1138
Location: In your closet

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Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:30 pm |
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Welcome back! I loved your bait where you screwed Assissin D Killer. We eventually broke that guy however and he never came back  |
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"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Lake Amour
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage

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Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:27 pm |
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I am new to the site and when I first joined I read all your baits! I've never laughed harder in my life and your audiobooks were the inspiration for my first bait that the others are referencing. So I thank you sincerely!
Massi Verection was my favorite. https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=275450
I look forward to your future posts! |
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Toastypants
419Eater is my life

Joined: 30 Aug 2013
Posts: 293
Location: Kattegat

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Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:30 pm |
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@Lake Amour:
Thanks for the praise, and I just read your audio book bait. Loved it. Looking forward to your future work also... |
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I am not a GAYSEXUAL bro.. Understand me, why you call me Gaysexual? - Sammie
if you write me again you die for i will send army to you totally and i am writting your country now just now to report you ediot. - Alex-son
My fake document does not smell of vinegar - "Shu"
I WILL NEVER SPEND THE MONEY ON GAYSXUAL PROSTITUTE, NEVER NEVER NEVER ON GAYSEXUAL PROSTITUTE.... - Assisin D. Killer
GOD WILL PUNISH YOUR GENERATION AND NOTHING WILL COME FROM YOU GOOD, YOU WILL DIE OF FRUSTRATION.....You are a mannarless hideout - Assisin D. Killer
YOUR SWEET MOUTH IS LIKE AN HONEY CORN SO I WILL THINK ABOUT IT...AND GET TO YOU... ASAP...THANKS BOSS. - Assisin D. Killer
WITH THIS WHOLE THING I AM BEGINNING TO HAVE BAD DREAMS ON THIS - Assisin D. Killer |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter

Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916

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Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:58 am |
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Just re-read the 'Massive Veerection' bait, and laughed my way through it all over again. It was splendid work.  |
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