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Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 May 2011 Posts: 51

Gee, I'm not sure how to feel about that. The Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria is not happy about getting chopped again and wants to educate me about scammers.

Quote:

For your information the people you are dealing with are not real
officials but criminals and impostors pretending to be real officials.
For your own good, all the people claiming to be real Government
official and Lawyer are birds of the same feather and they will always
fluck together. They are impersonators and criminals using all names
to deceive and cheat their targeted victims and if you do not stop
such idiots then you are doomed for ever.

Secondly and for your information you are only wasting your time and
money dealing with crooks and impostors and make sure you do not
forward any of my mails to them so they do not forge a similar e-mail
that will look like my e-mail and begin to use it to deceive you. I
gave this advise because they are all criminals and impersonators and
if they are real ask which ministry e-mail can you find them as
Government officials?

Lastly, I am not forcing you or begging you to work with me but as far
as I am concerned you will come back to me on no distant time but
before then you must have wasted so much money to the idiots and
because broke and only then I will cancel your payment. For your own
good, do not forward any part of my mails to the idiots otherwise they
will forge a similar e-mail and use it to deceive you. I wish you can
send your phone number to me then I will educate you what you do not
know about over 5 million scammers, criminals and impostors in
Nigeria. You can call me on + 234-80-xxxxxxxx for more details if you
wish.

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 9:23 pm

Is it better to head for a goodluck or a muhammadu?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 May 2011 Posts: 51

Fortunately, I have Melania Trump and my ever faithful Rev. Jonathan Faith, ESQ. to help conduct future business transactions should any get weird in Lagos, be it Total Doom or GoodLuck. But things are increasingly looking bleak for my friend, Mr. Godwin Emefiele, Executive Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the 35.5 million.

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 2:39 am

The long winded prose, sketchy spelling, and liberal use of the term "idiots" makes me think of one person: the persistent and masochistic Dr. Lambert Starr. In my last bait he referred me to none other than Godwin Emefiele to receive the payment. If it is the same lad, you're in for a lot of fun. Very Happy

Dr. Lambert has been known to use several names, and because of his ineptitude he sometimes sends out scam emails with one name in the header and another name in the body, which uses to identify himself.

ETA: You can hear Dr. Lambert Starr in last year's Scammer Saturday 12 at https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=278692 scroll down to

https://soundcloud.com/user-931373437/lakeside-and-randy-vs-dr-lambert-starr

and the follow up at

https://soundcloud.com/user-931373437/tm-vs-dr-lambert-starr

Credit to The Monsignor for finding this gem for us. At least three of us baited Dr. Starr in the weeks following this post.

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 2:51 am

This made me laugh

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they will always fluck together

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 May 2011 Posts: 51

@lakeside, Amazing! I think it might be the same guy. THanks for the links. I think I might entertain a phone call with this lad.

@woody, yeah that was great. I think I will use that in the future.

I also like how he is worried I might forward one of his emails to my other scammers (Melania Trump being a lad I am playing against him, and Rev. Faith being one of my fake lad characters) for fear they might steal his format (or rat him out as scammer to me). lol

Overall, he does have a good command of English and he likes to talk A LOT. Every email is at least three long paragraphs.

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:47 am

^^If you think he is wordy in print, just wait until you get him on the phone!

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:46 pm

Can't imagine how much "flucking" is going on, he sounds "flucked off"

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:10 pm

Today is your flucky day!

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:34 pm

Someone needs to make a thread specifically for showing scammers explanations of how things work. Always hilarious.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 May 2011 Posts: 51

For some reason the quote function (and all HTML functions) are not working for me. Anyway I continue to get educated as things get more intense:

"The fake Lawyer is an idiot because as real Governor of Central Bank
of Nigeria (CBN) we know different tricks of these impostors because
Nigeria has over 5 million scammers, criminals and impostors using my
name, using the name of President Muhammadu Buhari, Donald Trump,
Antonio Gutarrez the U.N Scribe, using fake FBI, IMF and World Bank
just to frighten the beneficiaries and begin to extort money from
them. First make sure that you are able to study my e-mail account
word to word so you can easily detect when the impostors add or remove
a word os figure to deceive you.

As much as I know these activities of the impersonators cum the fact
that I have never heard of such names plus the fact that there is no
website where you can confirm the idiots makes me to give you such
advise unless you want to keep wasting your money and time chasing
shadows? why I directed you not to forward or send any of my mails to
these fraud group is to make sure that they do not forge a similar
e-mail that will look like my mail and you may not know who is real
Governor and who is fake Governor since these idiots will either add
or remove a word or a figure from my e-mail to achieve their aim.

Lastly, you are saved if you stop any further communications with
these idiots damaging the image of Nigeria and work with me. This was
the reason why I earlier directed you to log on to the website of CBN
which is www.cenbank.org and search for the profile of Mr Godwin
Emefiele and you will be satisfied to work with me on trust and which
website can you confirm these impostors? if you agree to work with me
then send your address and phone number to me now so you can receive
your $35.5 million dollars by a working Atm Card or Check or Draft but
if you want to receive it by wire transfer then you reconfirm your
Bank details to me same time so the Lawyer I have hired to secure all
the needed documents can start work. You can call or text me on +
234-80-6902xxxx any time you like while awaiting your details so we
can move ahead and goodluck.

Mr. Godwin Emefiele,
Executive Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)"

AND now "Melina Trump" is threatening me with arrest and jail for fraud!!

" i just checked about the transaction you made in Nigeria and i find out that you sent money to scammers in Nigeria and there is no fund going out from Nigeria right now like my husband Mr.Trump told me ,so i give your email to the FBI director Mr.James Comey for investigation and i believe that he has contacted you ,is now you and him so you should do anything he asked you to do so that they will have these scammers arrested but if you refuse to cooperate with them they will arrest you and sent you to jail for fraud"

Edit: James Comey is still the FBI director??

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