Lad Math

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Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 10:05 pm

I love it when lads try to do math. One of the fake passport lads just sent me this example of higher education...

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Ok Sir, that is fine. You are going to pay $1000 total for the passport. Our clients usually do a 60% upfront payment, to confirm their interest in our services as well as enable us to get material for the job but you get a discount so you are going to pay less. You will have to do an upfront payment of $700, and then you complete the remaining $300 when you get a copy of the passport. If that's a deal, then get back to us for further instructions.

Quite the deal, huh? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 10:31 pm

You should reply with, Ok, I'll send you $300 now and the other $200 when it's done.

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 11:42 pm

^Thats exactly what I did! Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Some lads are total morons. When challenged how long it would take me to withdraw $4,500,000 from an ATM machine at $2000 a day, itself a little inflated methinks, I was told "a little time" followed by the specific figure of 120 days.

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 3:03 pm

At least he was dumb enough to except my offer of $300 now and $200 upon delivery, and sent me a nice fat piggy. Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 5:38 pm

My ATM card shipped from Nigeria to Oregon is $300, but shipped from NYC to Oregon is $1600.

Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 12:25 am

^Everything is more expensive in New York. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 2:04 pm

I just received notice that my baiting character has won $12 billion form Coca Cola. The entire company is worth approxamately $158-188 billion, making them the most genereous company, EVER. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 11:40 pm

Padme wrote:

You should reply with, Ok, I'll send you $300 now and the other $200 when it's done.

Eccles: ... How much do you want for dat?
Bloodnok: Well, it’s usually it's free, but just this once it will be seven shillings, so ah shall we say a pound?
Eccles: A pound?
Bloodnok: You said it.
Eccles: Oh... I've only got a five-pound note.
Bloodnok: Well, I'll take that and you can pay me the other four later.

The Goon Show - The Battle of Spion Kop

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ LOL. How I loved the Goons. "Henry, put the kettle on" "It doesn't suit me, Min."

Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 12:36 pm

^ The Goons gave me a suitable quotation to use on a Lad who tried to tell me about diplomats held in custody: I told him

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Diplomats are immune from arrest!

I went on to say

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They can't be arrested, sued, disfranchised, blackballed, guillotined, run out, left in bulk, charged, hung, drawn or quartered, or needle-nardle-noo!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^

But, can they be deaded by the dirty, rotten Bluebottle?

Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 1:43 pm

Not deaded by Bluebottle, but maybe they can be stredded by Bluebottle...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Hahahaha - nice one.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 May 2017 Posts: 12

Currently playing a with a loan lad from South Africa.

His maths is shocking - Had him produce several forms for me, each with revised figures, then keep changing how much I want to borrow, then criticising his maths.

A loan, with 2% interest....

Just realised, I've forgotten to ask him if it's simple, compound or alignment interest. Oh well, he'll have to generate some new forms. Very Happy

Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 9:09 am

One time, a lad (actually the first lad I ever baited, so he holds a special place in my heart) sent me a picture of "my ATM card" (actually one of those sample credit cards you see in advertisements, with a bad photoshop job altering part of it). I was to receive $25,000,000, with a $1000 daily limit on the card. This was in August of 2010. The card expired in October of 2010.