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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Fri May 05, 2017 4:00 am |
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you write an email to someone about something completely different, and you notice, when reading it for correctness, that you wrote "can be decode" like a West African. |
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 Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Birlic
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 4932
Location: In the Chapel
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Fri May 05, 2017 4:03 am |
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Yeap, right!  |
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Let the lads come to me!
- A lot of & many  ;  ;  ;  ; 4x  ; 3x  ;  ; 35x ; 🍰 ;
- My travel agency: Accra-Tamale; Akure-Kamba; Akure-Bohicon; Bamako-Siguiri; Banjul-Basse; Banjul-Dakar; Banjul-Karang; BeninCity-Lagos; BeninCity-Seme; Brikama-Basse; Brikama-Dakar; 2xBrikama-Karang; Brussels-Lausanne; Cotonou-Accra; Cotonou-Djougou; Idiroko-Aneho; 2xIdiroko-Cotonou; Idiroko-HillaCondji; Lagos-Abuja; Lagos-Bamako; Lagos-Bida; 7xLagos-Cotonou; Lagos-Lome; 2xLagos-Seme; Owerri-Abuja; Warri-Cotonou; |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Fri May 05, 2017 9:42 am |
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My one is to write 'confuse' instead of 'confused'. Lol |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri May 05, 2017 11:15 am |
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^ "I am confuse" has entered my daily language. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Avalar
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Sep 2013
Posts: 302
Location: 612 Wharf Avenue
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Fri May 05, 2017 4:33 pm |
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^^ mine too. Also, "stredded in hash conditions", along with "harkers", "fraudstars", "scummers", and "100% risky free". In fact, I used it in my last email to the current lad I have on the hook, and he came back with this:
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| You don't have any problem with anybody with your Atm card is secure with us and 100% risky free as soon as will receive your delivery fees from you Mr.Chipperton ,I assist you because of your old ago 75years old. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Fri May 05, 2017 7:46 pm |
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... when you habitually answer every email with ""i am interested tell me more." |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri May 05, 2017 8:42 pm |
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I now begin all of my initial responses with "I am written to tell you". |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri May 05, 2017 9:26 pm |
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When your dog knocks shit over and the first thing you say is "God punish you". |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Fri May 05, 2017 9:41 pm |
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When preparing a presentation for work I once wrote Western Union instead of Western Europe. Luckily I spotted it newbie my manager would. |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat May 06, 2017 8:12 pm |
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"I advice you to . . . ." |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun May 07, 2017 12:18 am |
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Using "modalities" in any context. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Sun May 07, 2017 2:44 am |
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^^ immediately considering how to turn even the most lludicrous statement into a bait modality.
Years ago there was a real gem in an ethics thread where a facetious statement was made about sending a lad dressed as a sheep to the annual sheep molesters sheering event. I would not be surprised if someone eventually at least tried to do just that. |
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Avalar
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Sep 2013
Posts: 302
Location: 612 Wharf Avenue
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Mon May 08, 2017 4:57 pm |
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I've often considered putting the Red Seal of Truth on RL documents here at work, along with clip art justice scales. |
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J.Hancock
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Dec 2012
Posts: 178
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Tue May 16, 2017 4:50 am |
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When you no longer say "brother" but instead "broda"
Oh also cant forget the "listen to me", oh the "listen to me", its like music to my ears........ |
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x1 from mi fav boi Evan
Mi Boi Evans :flying from the Outta belt of Nigeria to - lagos then to-Ghana and back home ( after selling his gold chain, Trip cost $2000)
Broda Peter's Wimp: Traveling by car from Nigeria to Benin and back.
Campbell's Safari Gang
Co UK Safari with Monsignor aka Uncle Pr1ckie- 2 lads traveling from Tilbury, Essex to Looe, Cornwall ( waiting till 2am for Uncle Pr1ckie)
Co UK Safari with Monsignor aka Uncle Pr1ckie 2nd take- Joseph Traveling from Tilbury-Plymouth and a 3mile hike thanks to uncle
Outback (OZ) Safari- Ryan traveling from Melbourne to Brisbane and back after missing flight back and spending two nights |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16750
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed May 17, 2017 4:13 am |
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When you sign emails to "civilians", "Remain bless". |
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x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7  x7 x6  Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Wed May 17, 2017 3:47 pm |
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In my work, I often use canned text in responses to my clientele. In my head, I refer to them as "formats". |
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW)  6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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El Burro Guapo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 27 Aug 2014
Posts: 482
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Thu May 18, 2017 3:57 am |
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I've had a few work emails go out signed as one of my baiting characters. |
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Arto
Mrs Okoro
Dr Donald PFF
As I look into those eyes captivating cafes I think to myself, you never know, and if so, do u ever love me the way I love u not find love, let love find you, do not go looking for love, to love to find you. That's why is called "in love" because they are forcing yourself - The lad poet - Sarah |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun May 21, 2017 9:28 pm |
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When you embarrass yourself in public by going out wearing only your sock, shoe and pant.
Lads have made that recurring nightmare of going to school wearing nothing but your underkeks real. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Thu May 25, 2017 5:24 am |
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You see a phone number in Switzerland and think it's in Africa — until you realize that 733 cannot be a byte in an IP address. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Fri Jul 07, 2017 5:08 pm |
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You go to a law office, see a sign "NO SOLICITORS" on the door, and ask "Do you have only barristers?" |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:56 pm |
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You see one of your local surgery Doctors walk into a Bank and think 'actually he could really be in control there'. |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:08 pm |
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It turns out 'From the desk of .......' is actually used as a legitimate form of opening address in some parts of the world when it comes to business or official matters.
There was a story on the radio last week where someone who was being propositioned by someone making them an offer 'From the desk of ......'
got a curt reply whereby, they put their ear to their desk and replied: My desk, is telling your desk to **** off.
They didn't say if there were any trunk boxes or diplomats involved but lads sprung to mind. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Dark Shadows
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2016
Posts: 244
Location: ...sorry, I have trouble remembering things since I got out of intensive care...
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Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:44 am |
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...you know what time it is in Lagos and the three other zones you're baiting from, but not your own home... |
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You are a simple a joker, that iw why your lies stand for. stop contact me because I hate you . . . your next place is hell where you belong. wow to you satantic child.you are big fool - Barrister Lücha Pëterson Jära
why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? Look,you have disgraced me enough - 'Western Union Money Transfer'
You are a mother f*cker, you s*ck your mother, a stupid Muslim Negro f*cking around internet a stupid boy from the worst most stupidest country in the whole universe.
Go to hell and burn to arches n*gga. - Dävid Knight |
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